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Calipari set to lose 2nd final 4 appearance
« on: May 28, 2009, 08:31:35 am »
It seems Derrick Rose may have not actually taken his own SAT.  Good job Kentucky, enjoy the probation that Coach Cal is most assuredly already working on.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=4210798
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Re: Calipari set to lose 2nd final 4 appearance
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2009, 08:52:02 am »
It seems Derrick Rose may have not actually taken his own SAT.  Good job Kentucky, enjoy the probation that Coach Cal is most assuredly already working on.

But, but, but... his name isn't mentioned in the report!
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Re: Calipari set to lose 2nd final 4 appearance
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2009, 08:58:03 am »
Yes, I like how ESPN needed a source to confirm it was Rose.  It would be much too difficult to look at Memphis' 2007-8 roster and see that there was only 1 one and done player on it.  Much better to go with anonymous sources close to the Memphis program instead of simple facts.
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Re: Calipari set to lose 2nd final 4 appearance
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2009, 01:16:32 pm »
Yes, I like how ESPN needed a source to confirm it was Rose.  It would be much too difficult to look at Memphis' 2007-8 roster and see that there was only 1 one and done player on it.  Much better to go with anonymous sources close to the Memphis program instead of simple facts.
The anonymous source is one of the most fabled dudes in all of sports reporting.  Couldn't get and confirm the gossip without that guy.
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Re: Calipari set to lose 2nd final 4 appearance
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2009, 01:18:43 pm »
The anonymous source gets all of Tim Tebow's rejected offers.
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Re: Calipari set to lose 2nd final 4 appearance
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2009, 01:18:55 pm »
The anonymous source is one of the most fabled dudes in all of sports reporting.  Couldn't get and confirm the gossip without that guy.

Really, though, I'm not THAT important.
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Re: Calipari set to lose 2nd final 4 appearance
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2009, 01:38:08 pm »
It seems Derrick Rose may have not actually taken his own SAT.  Good job Kentucky, enjoy the probation that Coach Cal is most assuredly already working on.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=4210798

An earlier version of that article than what's up there now included a quote from Univ. of Kentucky spokesman Jimmy Stanton. Yes, the former Astros media relations director.
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Re: Calipari set to lose 2nd final 4 appearance
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2009, 09:52:44 am »
Tim Floyd, competitor that he is, is apparently unwilling to cede all of the headlines to Calipari (story).
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