To every idiot Astros fan who booed Mike Cameron after the collision with Q

[strosrays]

Why don't you fucking grow up and LEARN SOME BASEBALL, you backwards inbred sisterfuckers.

Quintero was in the baseline, blocking Cameron's way to the plate.  Mike Cameron had every right to run Q over, and in fact if he was trying to score, WHICH IS HIS FUCKING JOB, it was all he could do, SINCE Q WAS BLOCKING HIS FUCKING WAY.  All the players knew this -- you didn't see any Astros coming out after Cameron, did you?  Probably most of the fans, the ones who weren't busy scratching their asses and (at the same time) eating prefabricated nachos or getting a boner over their 12-year-old cousin in short-shorts leaning over the railing and squealing at Hunter Pence knew that was a perfectly clean play by Cameron, too.

In fact, Cameron is bad-ass, and I would not mind having a guy like that on the Astros.  But he'd probably never come here now, because he has seen that a fair number of Astros fans are nose-picking ball-scratching stretch pants wearing fat-asses with fucked up looking children because mom and dad share so many identical X and Y chromosomes they all pretty much look like Zs now.

So FUCK YOU, one and all.  You not only serve as a running sore/embarassment to the City of Houston and the team, now you maybe have cost them a chance at a very good player.  So, FUCK YOU.

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There, that should do a lot of good.

[pravata]

Besides, how was Cameron going to stop?

[chuck]

In fact, Cameron is bad-ass, and I would not mind having a guy like that on the Astros.

I've always really liked Mike Cameron and would also love to have him on our team. So I'll see your Mike Cameron and raise you a Ryan Braun.

[austro]

I've always really liked Mike Cameron and would also love to have him on our team. So I'll see your Mike Cameron and raise you a Ryan Braun.

Ryan Braun is a whiny prick more suitable for the FTCubs. No thanks.

[Filo]

Braun stares down more flyball outs than Jason Lane

[Russe]

I just looked it up, and I can't believe Cameron's been around since '95. Time flies, I guess...

[Rebel Jew]

Probably most of the fans, the ones who weren't busy getting a boner over their 12-year-old cousin in short-shorts leaning over the railing and squealing at Hunter Pence

to be honest, that's what i was doing too so i didn't see the play (but i did see the play i might be gettin'!  am i right?  high five?  high five?)   i just heards other folks' booin, and i was like, fuck it let's get some boo on.

[Ebby Calvin]

Why don't you fucking grow up and LEARN SOME BASEBALL, you backwards inbred sisterfuckers.

Quintero was in the baseline, blocking Cameron's way to the plate.  Mike Cameron had every right to run Q over, and in fact if he was trying to score, WHICH IS HIS FUCKING JOB, it was all he could do, SINCE Q WAS BLOCKING HIS FUCKING WAY.  All the players knew this -- you didn't see any Astros coming out after Cameron, did you?  Probably most of the fans, the ones who weren't busy scratching their asses and (at the same time) eating prefabricated nachos or getting a boner over their 12-year-old cousin in short-shorts leaning over the railing and squealing at Hunter Pence knew that was a perfectly clean play by Cameron, too.

In fact, Cameron is bad-ass, and I would not mind having a guy like that on the Astros.  But he'd probably never come here now, because he has seen that a fair number of Astros fans are nose-picking ball-scratching stretch pants wearing fat-asses with fucked up looking children because mom and dad share so many identical X and Y chromosomes they all pretty much look like Zs now.

So FUCK YOU, one and all.  You not only serve as a running sore/embarassment to the City of Houston and the team, now you maybe have cost them a chance at a very good player.  So, FUCK YOU.

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There, that should do a lot of good.

Nominated, because it's true and prominently mentions the word FUCK in caps.  Those are my standards.
Well done strosrays.

[Fredia]

this is just one example. another is the silence of the games at times when the crowd needs to be in the game. maybe they should have 101 how to behave at games before you can purchase a ticket

[roadrunner]

this is just one example. another is the silence of the games at times when the crowd needs to be in the game. maybe they should have 101 how to behave at games before you can purchase a ticket

What's so great about MMP is that you don't even need to watch the game.  Just look at the scoreboard and it will tell you when to be loud and when to clap.  Who cares about what's going on down on the field when there are so many distractions.

[TheWizard]

Mike Cameron is a hard ass.  I've always liked the way he plays the game.

[Limey]

Nominated, because it's true and prominently mentions the word FUCK in caps.  Those are my standards.
Well done strosrays.

The only way this gets better is in XtraNormal.

[Mr. Happy]

Why don't you fucking grow up and LEARN SOME BASEBALL, you backwards inbred sisterfuckers.

Quintero was in the baseline, blocking Cameron's way to the plate.  Mike Cameron had every right to run Q over, and in fact if he was trying to score, WHICH IS HIS FUCKING JOB, it was all he could do, SINCE Q WAS BLOCKING HIS FUCKING WAY.  All the players knew this -- you didn't see any Astros coming out after Cameron, did you?  Probably most of the fans, the ones who weren't busy scratching their asses and (at the same time) eating prefabricated nachos or getting a boner over their 12-year-old cousin in short-shorts leaning over the railing and squealing at Hunter Pence knew that was a perfectly clean play by Cameron, too.

In fact, Cameron is bad-ass, and I would not mind having a guy like that on the Astros.  But he'd probably never come here now, because he has seen that a fair number of Astros fans are nose-picking ball-scratching stretch pants wearing fat-asses with fucked up looking children because mom and dad share so many identical X and Y chromosomes they all pretty much look like Zs now.

So FUCK YOU, one and all.  You not only serve as a running sore/embarassment to the City of Houston and the team, now you maybe have cost them a chance at a very good player.  So, FUCK YOU.

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There, that should do a lot of good.

Damn, StrosRays, you got into my head and articulated it better than I ever could have hoped to have done. Nominated as well.

[94CougarGrad]

There, that should do a lot of good.

That brought a tear to my eye. Well done. *sniff*