Author Topic: Valverde not available tonight (Read 4887 times)

pravata · « **on:** April 22, 2009, 05:18:23 pm »

Ortiz writes he may be out one or two days, Link Told you, flesh wound.

94CougarGrad · « **Reply #1 on:** April 22, 2009, 10:00:05 pm »

Good news.

Valverde = 3rd cousin, twice removed, of Chuck Norris. I can hear the jokes now.

"Valverde doesn't tap nails with a hammer... he bellows at them and they burrow into the wood in fright."

Tralfaz · « **Reply #2 on:** April 23, 2009, 07:33:07 am »

He's a lover, not a fighter...but he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas

"Stay thirsty my friends"

-J. Valverde

Limey · « **Reply #3 on:** April 23, 2009, 10:00:45 am »

Guns wear Valverde for protection.

MusicMan · « **Reply #4 on:** April 23, 2009, 10:03:01 am »

Footer's blog says he may be out longer.

pravata · « **Reply #5 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:00:13 am »

Quote from: MusicMan on April 23, 2009, 10:03:01 am

Footer's blog says he may be out longer.

Cooper thinks so too. However, on Tuesday Rex Jones, Cooper, and Rodriguez all thought Valverde should leave the game.

Limey · « **Reply #6 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:08:25 am »

Quote from: pravata on April 23, 2009, 11:00:13 am

Cooper thinks so too. However, on Tuesday Rex Jones, Cooper, and Rodriguez all thought Valverde should leave the game.

Probably Joe Torre too.

Matt · « **Reply #7 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:10:12 am »

Valverde can never have a heart attack because his heart would never be foolish enough to attack him.

MikeyBoy · « **Reply #8 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:13:42 am »

Superman owns a pair of Valverde pajamas.

Gizzmonic · « **Reply #9 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:19:23 am »

Valverdegäaven is staying on the roster so he can give LeTroy Hawkins a Dutch closer.

MikeyBoy · « **Reply #10 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:23:05 am »

Quote from: Gizzmonic on April 23, 2009, 11:19:23 am

Valverdegäaven is staying on the roster so he can give LeTroy Hawkins a Dutch closer.

Well done.

ValpoCory · « **Reply #11 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:32:24 am »

Quote from: Gizzmonic on April 23, 2009, 11:19:23 am

Valverdegäaven is staying on the roster so he can give LeTroy Hawkins a Dutch closer.

Leon Boyd already signed with the Blue Jays.

94CougarGrad · « **Reply #12 on:** April 23, 2009, 08:44:25 pm »

Valverde doesn't bowl strikes. He knocks down one pin and the other nine faint in fright.

Matt · « **Reply #13 on:** April 24, 2009, 11:11:51 am »

Terrorists call 72 virgins at once "Heaven", Valverde calls it Tuesday.

Astroholic · « **Reply #14 on:** April 24, 2009, 11:35:05 am »

Quote from: Matt on April 24, 2009, 11:11:51 am

Terrorists call 72 virgins at once "Heaven", Valverde calls it Tuesday.

Valverde tells Jack Bauer "Don't worry main...we got plenty of tine"

GreatBagwellsBeard · « **Reply #15 on:** April 24, 2009, 12:51:53 pm »

Minerologists use Valverde to cut through diamonds.

sporadic · « **Reply #16 on:** April 24, 2009, 12:53:19 pm »

Valverde pisses his name into concrete

94CougarGrad · « **Reply #17 on:** April 25, 2009, 11:04:57 pm »

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Valverde likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

BatGirl · « **Reply #18 on:** April 27, 2009, 05:16:56 pm »

i hope you guys are right
because footer has me concerned

Tralfaz · « **Reply #19 on:** April 29, 2009, 12:12:31 pm »

It is said that he placed himself on the DL just to see what it felt like.

Matt · « **Reply #20 on:** April 29, 2009, 12:46:15 pm »

Valverde places the DL on the DL.

JimR · « **Reply #21 on:** April 29, 2009, 01:14:50 pm »

Valverde goes on the DL to scream "you're not hurt, you fucking pussies!" at the players who are on the list.