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Matt

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Kaz Matsui actually Spider-Man?
« on: April 22, 2009, 10:54:11 am »
Was on the phone with some tech support people this morning and I stumbled upon this picture on Kaz's official site.

http://sports.nifty.com/kaz-matsui/gallery/photo/imgs/28.jpg

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Re: Kaz Matsui actually Spider-Man?
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2009, 11:18:25 am »
Was on the phone with some tech support people this morning and I stumbled upon this picture on Kaz's official site.

http://sports.nifty.com/kaz-matsui/gallery/photo/imgs/28.jpg

Nearly indistinguishable from Peter Parker.  I think Kaz is actually more spider-like than we realize; surely the process of laying an egg sac would be the most reasonable explanation for his fissures.
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Re: Kaz Matsui actually Spider-Man?
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2009, 12:24:20 pm »
So, does he go on the DL.. or is that just a front to head to NYC and take on arch-enemies?
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Re: Kaz Matsui actually Spider-Man?
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2009, 12:34:58 pm »
Sweet, it's about time Houston had a superhero to call its own!  Incidentally, would this make Alyson Footer J. Jonah Jameson?
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Re: Kaz Matsui actually Spider-Man?
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2009, 12:36:20 pm »
I think Kaz is actually more spider-like than we realize; surely the process of laying an egg sac would be the most reasonable explanation for his fissures.

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Re: Kaz Matsui actually Spider-Man?
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2009, 12:42:20 pm »
Sweet, it's about time Houston had a superhero to call its own!  Incidentally, would this make Alyson Footer J. Jonah Jameson?
She does seem to have it out for him.  His back issues probably arise from late night battles with the Green Goblin.

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Re: Kaz Matsui actually Spider-Man?
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2009, 12:45:13 pm »
I can't wait to see "SOME 2B" woven across the Citgo sign.

SPOILER ALERT:

Kaz dies at the end, but Hampton is spared. Houston trades away most of the new 2B prospects, but keeps three to platoon the position. And they all lived happily ever after, except of course Kaz, who is still dead. The end.
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