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Chris Carpenter to the DL
« on: April 15, 2009, 05:27:30 pm »
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The St. Louis Cardinals placed pitcher Chris Carpenter on the 15-day disabled list with a strained left rib cage on Wednesday and said he could be out four to eight weeks.

"If it's not bad, it's four [weeks]," manager Tony La Russa said before the Cardinals met the Arizona Diamondbacks on Wednesday afternoon in Phoenix. "If it's bad, it's eight. I have no idea. Just keep our fingers crossed."

Carpenter is expected to undergo an MRI in St. Louis in the next few days.
http://www.cbc.ca/sports/baseball/story/2009/04/15/sp-carpenter-injury.html

This tidbit is a classic example of the glass-is-mostly-full analysis the prognosticators always give the Cardinals. Where were the concern trolls last month? It's hardly a secret that Chris Carpenter is a 33-year-old pitcher with an extensive injury history, yet the story out of s/t wasn't whether he'd stay healthy but how awesome he looked.

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Re: Chris Carpenter to the DL
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2009, 05:36:26 pm »
This tidbit is a classic example of the glass-is-mostly-full analysis the prognosticators always give the Cardinals. Where were the concern trolls last month? It's hardly a secret that Chris Carpenter is a 33-year-old pitcher with an extensive injury history, yet the story out of s/t wasn't whether he'd stay healthy but how awesome he looked.

I was watching that game. He supposedly did it during a swing of the bat.
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Re: Chris Carpenter to the DL
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2009, 06:12:37 pm »
I was watching that game. He supposedly did it during a swing of the bat.
How come the Cardinals' owner didn't say the National League needs to wake up to the 21st century?
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Re: Chris Carpenter to the DL
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2009, 06:51:16 am »
According to Ratso McCarver or maybe it was Joe Buck, or both... Carpenter is the most important Cardinal. The one guy the Cardinals need if they're going to do anything this year.
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Re: Chris Carpenter to the DL
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2009, 08:04:04 am »
Funny, too, how Carpenter's health and return to form were all but assured as a part of the Co-ards drive to a WS berth, but picking up the slightly older Hampton was a move of last-gasp desperation by an owner in denial. Hmmm.
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Re: Chris Carpenter to the DL
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2009, 01:41:19 pm »
Funny, too, how Carpenter's health and return to form were all but assured as a part of the Co-ards drive to a WS berth, but picking up the slightly older Hampton was a move of last-gasp desperation by an owner in denial. Hmmm.
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Re: Chris Carpenter to the DL
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2009, 01:43:54 pm »
They overlooked that the back end of their bullpen resembles Kris Benson's wife, its a revolving door.

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