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otterjb

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Craigslist
« on: April 09, 2009, 09:39:52 am »
All-time best of:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

There's some pretty good stuff in there.

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Re: Craigslist
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2009, 10:16:39 am »
This post looks strangely familiar...
Grab another Coke and let's die

otterjb

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Re: Craigslist
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2009, 11:03:10 am »
Concrete blocks...$1:

http://digg.com/d1Lu7a

Also like the "Facesitter" ad from the best of.

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Re: Craigslist
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2009, 11:54:08 am »
This post looks strangely familiar...

Wasn't me, my rat was in an Infiniti and had a more discerning palate.

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I need to get rid of this rat that has been in my car for weeks now.
it's cheweed through wiring for my gas gage and other things

Please let me know if you know how to get a critter out of a car
I've set up snap traps and glue pads down and even the Rat Zapper 2000 and
nothing.

This rat is smart enough to avoid getting trapped.
DETAILS:
rat inside a Tahoe
about a week with snap traps out
enjoys cheese and peanut butter

Location: NW Austin

EDIT:  This could have been mine; FREE VERMIN
« Last Edit: April 09, 2009, 12:13:21 pm by jonbloozy »
I say smorgasbord!

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Re: Craigslist
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2009, 12:02:59 pm »
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rat inside a Tahoe
about a week with snap traps out
enjoys cheese and peanut butter

That reads like a personal ad.

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Re: Craigslist
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2009, 12:20:23 pm »
This is an old one, but one of my favorites.  Was particularly appropriate when our apartment had a roach problem.

Open letter to the roaches in my apartment

otterjb

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Re: Craigslist
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2009, 12:49:00 pm »
That reads like a personal ad.

Or a modified Haiku.

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Re: Craigslist
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2009, 08:19:46 am »
There is so much win here that I hardly know where to begin...
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/1051162624.html