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Chimp rampage during the void
« on: February 17, 2009, 09:04:08 pm »
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But the chimpanzee returned and went after several of the officers, who retreated into their cars, Conklin said. An officer shot Travis several times after the animal opened the door to his cruiser and started to get in.

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Police have dealt with him in the past, including an incident in 2003 when he escaped from his owners' vehicle in downtown Stamford for two hours. Officers used cookies, macadamia treats and ice cream in an attempt to lure him, but subdued him only after he became too tired to resist.

At the time of the 2003 incident, police said the Herolds told them the chimpanzee was toilet trained, dressed himself, took his own bath, ate at the table and drank wine from a stemmed glass. He also brushed his teeth using a Water Pik, logged onto the computer to look at pictures, and watched television using the remote control, police said.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-chimpanzee18-2009feb18,0,4250815.story

I don't know what is more wild, that the cops didn't lock their doors, or that the chimp used a Water Pik.
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Re: Chimp rampage during the void
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2009, 08:17:43 am »
"The chimpanzee was well-known around Stamford because he rode around in trucks belonging to the towing company operated by his owners."

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« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2009, 09:06:19 am »
Chimps are scary as hell.  That one was 200 lbs.  A few years ago there was an article about some chimps that got loose from their holding area in west Africa and attacked some tourists and guides.  First the leader bit off the hand of one of the people in the front seat, then got mad when the driver fought him off and bit off the front of his skull.  He then dragged the body into the trees as a trophy. Later they attacked again, trying to disable the remaining people by biting their hands and the backs of their legs.  One of the survivors lives here in central Texas and was interviewed by a friend of mine.  Horrifying story, and one I thought about every day when I ended up going to Kenya a couple of years ago.

Edit: I found a couple of stories about that attack.

Texas man tells story of fatal chimp attack

Chimpanzee attack causes West African chaos
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« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2009, 11:06:07 am »
Police have dealt with him in the past, including an incident in 2003 when he escaped from his owners' vehicle in downtown Stamford for two hours. Officers used cookies, macadamia treats and ice cream in an attempt to lure him, but subdued him only after he became too tired to resist.

This is known in law enforcement circles as The Curious George Strategy.

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« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2009, 11:20:47 am »
Tragic situation.  However, WTF was the owner doing giving the chimp tea mixed with Xanax?  Did the vet prescribe the drug to the chimp or did the owner assume that the chimp would have the same reaction to Xanax that most humans would?  What course of treatment was next?  A syringe of heroin?   Main point is that Xanax is a mood altering drug.  Owner playing amateur chimp psychiatrist is probably not a good idea.

http://wcbstv.com/local/chimpanzee.attack.stamford.2.937244.html
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« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2009, 12:12:55 pm »
If the article had mentioned that the chimp logged onto the computer and once through looking at pictures posted comments on Chronicle blogs the world would suddenly make a great deal more sense.
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« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2009, 12:43:20 pm »
Chimps are scary as hell.  That one was 200 lbs.  A few years ago there was an article about some chimps that got loose from their holding area in west Africa and attacked some tourists and guides.  First the leader bit off the hand of one of the people in the front seat, then got mad when the driver fought him off and bit off the front of his skull.  He then dragged the body into the trees as a trophy. Later they attacked again, trying to disable the remaining people by biting their hands and the backs of their legs.  One of the survivors lives here in central Texas and was interviewed by a friend of mine.  Horrifying story, and one I thought about every day when I ended up going to Kenya a couple of years ago.

Edit: I found a couple of stories about that attack.

Texas man tells story of fatal chimp attack

Chimpanzee attack causes West African chaos

Then there was this attack a few years ago: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7087194/

where the chimp chewed off the victim's face, foot, and balls. They can be vicious animals and clearly should not be kept as pets.

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« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2009, 12:47:57 pm »
Then there was this attack a few years ago: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7087194/

where the chimp chewed off the victim's face, foot, and balls. They can be vicious animals and clearly should not be kept as pets.

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« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2009, 12:49:41 pm »
They're incredibly strong for their size.  If you've ever seen video of them hunting monkeys or other chimps, it's scary what they are capable of.
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« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2009, 01:07:29 pm »
If the article had mentioned that the chimp logged onto the computer and once through looking at pictures posted comments on Chronicle blogs the world would suddenly make a great deal more sense.

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« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2009, 01:50:44 pm »
Tragic situation.  However, WTF was the owner doing giving the chimp tea mixed with Xanax?  Did the vet prescribe the drug to the chimp or did the owner assume that the chimp would have the same reaction to Xanax that most humans would?  What course of treatment was next?  A syringe of heroin?   Main point is that Xanax is a mood altering drug.  Owner playing amateur chimp psychiatrist is probably not a good idea.

http://wcbstv.com/local/chimpanzee.attack.stamford.2.937244.html

What wasn't reported, only to be revealed at a later press conference, is the rampant steroid and HGH usage.

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« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2009, 01:51:53 pm »
What wasn't reported, only to be revealed at a later press conference, is the rampant steroid and HGH usage.

but the chimp is sorry.
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« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2009, 01:52:34 pm »
but the chimp is sorry.

And he was only using them because of all of the pressure he felt to live up to his contract.
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« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2009, 01:53:52 pm »
And he was only using them because of all of the pressure he felt to live up to his contract.
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« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2009, 02:01:55 pm »
They can be vicious animals and clearly should not be kept as pets.

We couldn't agree more.

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« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2009, 02:37:59 pm »
If the article had mentioned that the chimp logged onto the computer and once through looking at pictures posted comments on Chronicle blogs the world would suddenly make a great deal more sense.

I think Travis is a regular poster at AD, but I'm not going to waste the brain cells to verify it.
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« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2009, 02:55:51 pm »
They could have used Travis in some sort of reapplication process for Michael Vick to get back into the NFL.  Two words - cage match.
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« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2009, 04:16:03 pm »
This story now has gone freaky.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/02192009/news/regionalnews/its_animal_attraction_155922.htm

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« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2009, 05:35:48 pm »
This story now has gone freaky.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/02192009/news/regionalnews/its_animal_attraction_155922.htm

This is the money quote:


The implication is that she probably had biblical knowledge of the chimp.  I've heard of letting God into your Heart, but never a monkey into your cooter.

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« Reply #19 on: February 20, 2009, 01:26:48 am »
The implication is that she probably had biblical knowledge of the chimp.  I've heard of letting God into your Heart, but never a monkey into your cooter.

But people from the south are all savages, so what do I know.

Hey, it's possible...

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« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2009, 04:26:16 pm »
WTF..
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« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2009, 07:26:12 pm »
Saw this followup posted... apparently that chimp ripped off the victim's hands and part of her face... that is wild.

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The chimpanzee that savagely attacked a Connecticut woman tore off her hands and a substantial part of her face, and left her with a traumatic brain injury, the Cleveland Clinic said Wednesday in a statement that casts new doubt on her chances of recovery.

http://www.cleveland.com/medical/index.ssf/2009/03/cleveland_clinic_updates_statu.html
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« Reply #22 on: March 06, 2009, 07:47:18 pm »
let us hope this is one thing that stays unconfirmed. i will have nightmares tongiht
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« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2009, 12:59:17 am »
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« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2009, 10:22:03 am »
Anthropological insight into chimpo-filia.

Chimpo-filia?  Sounds like something that would have a 12 step program for the afflicted.
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