Cabrera can't help himself.
I just took a work break to check on the 'stros and noticed something ... Roy has as many hits tonight as he gave up, and has driven in as many runs as he allowed.
At the risk of repeating my bad reference that nobody commented on the first time, it's not his job to pitch to contact ... it's his job to get the other poor bastard to pitch to his contact.
OK. Pull the plug and back to work.