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Re: Somebody in Houston like Whataburger and cigarettes
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2008, 11:16:29 am »
i almost threw up looking at those pictures.

poor cats.
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Re: Somebody in Houston like Whataburger and cigarettes
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2008, 11:30:28 am »

poor cats.

poor person who has to clean that up...taht person has serious mental defects

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Re: Somebody in Houston like Whataburger and cigarettes
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2008, 11:33:24 am »
Only parts of that is hard to clean.  Haz mat suit and you are fine.  Thank goodness I already have a job though.
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Re: Somebody in Houston like Whataburger and cigarettes
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2008, 01:55:53 pm »
Maybe it was the Whataburger announcer guy's apartment.  That explains why he spends so much time at Whataburger.
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Re: Somebody in Houston like Whataburger and cigarettes
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2008, 02:36:38 pm »
Maybe it was the Whataburger announcer guy's apartment.  That explains why he spends so much time at Whataburger.

The cigs explain his voice...
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Re: Somebody in Houston like Whataburger and cigarettes
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2008, 02:51:13 pm »
Unless he is a cross dresser, it ain't a guys apartment alone.  Those were female shoes in the bathroom picture.
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Re: Somebody in Houston like Whataburger and cigarettes
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2008, 02:57:32 pm »
I used to deliver pizzas in college, and I saw some nasty apartments in my day (you know it's bad when you can smell ammonia even before they open the door) but I'm so glad I never had to smell the apartment in those pictures. 
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Re: Somebody in Houston like Whataburger and cigarettes
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2008, 03:16:10 pm »
Unless he is a cross dresser, it ain't a guys apartment alone.  Those were female shoes in the bathroom picture.

The female shoes are the creepiest part. 
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Re: Somebody in Houston like Whataburger and cigarettes
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2008, 03:21:07 pm »
The ironing board is awesome.
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Re: Somebody in Houston like Whataburger and cigarettes
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2008, 03:33:11 pm »
The female shoes are the creepiest part. 

I dunno.  I expect to see a woman's shoe in a woman's apartment.

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Re: Somebody in Houston like Whataburger and cigarettes
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2008, 03:40:36 pm »
I dunno.  I expect to see a woman's shoe in a woman's apartment.

Was I the only one hoping not to see a sticky note on the moniter that had a SnS handle I'd recognize and password?

That computer was converted to ashtray status long before SnS was born.
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Re: Somebody in Houston like Whataburger and cigarettes
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2008, 06:17:20 pm »
The ironing board is awesome.


The irony of the ironing board.

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Re: Somebody in Houston like Whataburger and cigarettes
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2008, 09:29:00 pm »
The ironing board is awesome.

I like the spray bottle of Febreeze in the counter right above it.
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Re: Somebody in Houston like Whataburger and cigarettes
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2008, 10:45:53 pm »
Dear God... that puts even the nastiest homes I've seen in my time as a Child Protective Services investigator to shame... and I've seen some really nasty places.
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Re: Somebody in Houston like Whataburger and cigarettes
« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2008, 02:15:40 pm »
Maybe it was the Whataburger announcer guy's apartment.  That explains why he spends so much time at Whataburger.
That also explains how he's tried the thousands of combinations of WB that you can get.  Nothing like a warm WB with cheese, double meat, jalapenos, onions, tomato, A1, and a pack of squares - just the way you like it.
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