No pissing in Yankee Stadium

[Nate in IA]

Unbelievable.

[Gizzmonic]

How are they going to get the oceans white with foam if they don't let us pee?

[mihoba]

Fuck'em, he could have waited for a minute out of simple respect for the other fans, but he is Red Sox fan so...
After a security officer tells you no, maybe you should stop and not blatantly ignore him? Just a thought.

[sporadic]

Fuck'em, he could have waited for a minute out of simple respect for the other fans, but he is Red Sox fan so...
After a security officer tells you no, maybe you should stop and not blatantly ignore him? Just a thought.

...and, he did not have to go that bad if he waited 45 minutes after getting the boot before finally relieving himself.

[Ty in Tampa]

This is why I head for the concourse before the song starts.

[Mr. Happy]

P.B. and his BoSox teammates took care of "business" on the field by whipping the Tankmees' collective arses.

[Limey]

While the idea of forced patriotism is a contradiction, and Steinbrenner is an idiot for imposing the rule (I would expect crowds to be self-policing in this matter in any case), this clown sounds like a complete douche.  He was challenged by the stewards and, instead of simply saying "I reeeeally have to piss.", he chose to be snide and inflammatory.

He shouldn't have been thrown out of the stadium for going to pee during the singing of GBA, but if you want to be treated respectfully, you should treat others respectfully.  Act like a tit, and you'll get frog-marched down the tunnel.  See sow, reap.

[geezerdonk]

Hey man - this guy has a right, and not just a constitutional right, but a First Amendment right, to whiz whenever and wherever he choses. Congress (and the several states through the Fourteenth Amendment) shall make no law respecting an establishment of a time to pee, or the right of the people peaceably to assemble and take a piss. Prior restraint on taking a leak is dangerously undemocratic (not to mention tough on the kidneys) and cannot be tolerated. It's a slippery slope. Next thing you know, you won't be able to let one rip at the ball park. Thank God for the ACLU. 

[Limey]

Hey man - this guy has a right, and not just a constitutional right, but a First Amendment right, to whiz whenever and wherever he choses. Congress (and the several states through the Fourteenth Amendment) shall make no law respecting an establishment of a time to pee, or the right of the people peaceably to assemble and take a piss. Prior restraint on taking a leak is dangerously undemocratic (not to mention tough on the kidneys) and cannot be tolerated. It's a slippery slope. Next thing you know, you won't be able to let one rip at the ball park. Thank God for the ACLU. 

"You'll can have my right to fart on Jake apparel when you can pry it from my hot, brown cheeks!"
 - Craig

[strosrays]

If you look closely at the back of a one dollar bill, somewhere there around that pyramid with the giant eyeball on it, you can see a guy taking a whiz.  Kinda looks like Thomas Jefferson.  Or at least a freemason, anyway.

[Ty in Tampa]

If you look closely at the back of a one dollar bill, somewhere there around that pyramid with the giant eyeball on it, you can see a guy taking a whiz.  Kinda looks like Thomas Jefferson.  Or at least a freemason, anyway.

There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green, too.

[Gizzmonic]

There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green, too.

Have you ever seen the back of a twenty-dollar bill...on weed?