Reineke to start for Padres

[pravata]

The Padres probably will promote Triple-A pitcher Chad Reineke to start tomorrow against the Phillies for Chris Young, who went on the disabled list because of the forearm strain suffered Sunday in Denver.
http://www3.signonsandiego.com/news/2008/aug/14/padres-bell-trying-work-out-terms-multi-year-contr/?padres

[Towlie]

wish him good luck.

[Taras Bulba]

wish him good luck.

Good luck, Chris.  Try jerking off with the other hand.

[VirtualBob]

Good luck, Chris.  Try jerking off with the other hand.

I'm pretty sure you selected the wrong antecedent on that one. 

[jonbloozy]

Reineke, in his first Major League start, went 5, gave up 3, and had his first Major League hit, RBI, and win.

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[Taras Bulba]

Reineke, in his first Major League start, went 5, gave up 3, and had his first Major League hit, RBI, and win.

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You see that, Chris?  Reineke employs the alternate hand method.  That way, you won't break down in the dog days of August.

[TheWizard]

Good luck, Chris.  Try jerking off with the other hand.

I think this ranks up there with Kent "falling off his truck" and Barmes "falling down stairs with meat".

Backup catcher Toby Hall said his right shoulder was fine after teammate Jermaine Dye blocked his attempt at placing a shaving cream pie in his face during a post-game interview following the Sox's 13-5 win over Seattle.

Hall had his right shoulder wrapped in ice but assured reporters he didn't not re-injure his shoulder, which he separated in spring training of 2007.

http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2008/08/close-shaves.html