Cheeleaders breaking stereotypes

[TheWizard]

More than two dozen teenage girls on campus for a cheerleading camp got stuck in an elevator at a University of Texas dormitory this evening, resulting in several passing out, a university spokeswoman said.

Between 5:30 and 6 p.m., 26 girls, from 14 to 17 years old, piled into the elevator at Jester Residence Hall apparently to “see how many girls they could fit into the elevator,” spokeswoman Rhonda Weldon said

These girls have a bright future.

http://www.statesman.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/austin/blotter/entries/2008/08/05/more_than_two_dozen_cheerleade.html?cxntfid=blogs_the_blotter

[Bench]

They must have been practicing for next week's cheerleader camp in College Station.

[JimR]

Impossible. There are no elevators in College Station.

[Duke]

Impossible. There are no elevators in College Station.

Or cheerleaders.

[LonghornCDR]

Or female cheerleaders.

FIFY

[Lurch]

"Dear Penthouse, I never thought it could happen to me....

... - R.C., U. of Texas 82-83"

[JimR]

FIFY

no, no, no. the milkmen are YELL leaders.

[austro]

no, no, no. the milkmen are YELL leaders.

Which comes in handy when they get stuck in an elevator.

[Kent's Moustache]

Which comes in handy when they get stuck in an elevator.

The fact that they are milkmen?  Or the fact that they can yell?

[Andyzipp]

Don't you guys have "two-a-days" to follow?

They're janitors...not milkmen.

[94CougarGrad]

If I could nominate an entire thread for POTW...