Author Topic: New Off-Day Posted 6/16.  (Read 6573 times)

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Re: New Off-Day Posted 6/16.
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2008, 03:41:26 pm »
Good god, Andy.  I may never sleep again.
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Re: New Off-Day Posted 6/16.
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2008, 03:43:36 pm »
We got off pretty easy.  He could have included Rosie O'Donnel and Babs Streisand.
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Re: New Off-Day Posted 6/16.
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2008, 03:54:40 pm »
Enticed them in with Evangeline, smack 'em dead with Ramsey.

I'd rather date the giant pile of poo.

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Re: New Off-Day Posted 6/16.
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2008, 03:57:46 pm »
You know if we have people who don't read the columns, your descriptions aren't really gonna help.

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Re: New Off-Day Posted 6/16.
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2008, 04:17:03 pm »
"And I keeps one in the chamber in case you ponderin'."

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Re: New Off-Day Posted 6/16.
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2008, 05:50:17 pm »
Thank you Mr. Zipp for reminding me I'd rather watch a losing streak.

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Re: New Off-Day Posted 6/16.
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2008, 06:21:48 pm »
Aaaaagh.  Each line, another few feet into the mire, and then you pull out Ramsay.  Brilliant work, sir.
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