I'm going to say this as politely as I can:
You clearly know nothing about Brad Lidge, baseball, sports, the human condition, or life in general. I, for one, would greatly appreciate it if you would never darken the doorstep of Minute Maid Park, or any place where you might come into contact with civilized people, ever again. Should you feel the need to actually attend another game of a sport you clearly udnerstand on a level with nanotechnology, please make sure that you stay quiet at all times.
Thank you.