Author Topic: Brew Crew @ Astros May 2, 2008 (Read 10191 times)

He only eats people who only eat vegetables. I distinctly heard "whoo whoo whoo, nyah, nyah, nyah" as he rounded first. This game is in HD. That includes the sound.

JaneDoe · « **Reply #16 on:** May 02, 2008, 07:48:51 pm »

Quote from: mihoba on May 02, 2008, 07:46:34 pm

Vegetarian my ass. Who is Prince trying to fool?

Vegetarian does not mean healthy. Some of the fattest people I know are vegetarian.

Pasta
Snickers
M & Ms
cheese pizza
mac n cheese
chips

All vegetarian.

JaneDoe · « **Reply #17 on:** May 02, 2008, 07:49:59 pm »

Quote from: mihoba on May 02, 2008, 07:46:34 pm

Vegetarian my ass. Who is Prince trying to fool?

Your ass is vegetarian?

JaneDoe · « **Reply #18 on:** May 02, 2008, 07:51:09 pm »

Villanueva is just cruising.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #19 on:** May 02, 2008, 07:53:39 pm »

Why is Oswalt the only hitter who looked like he was dedicated to taking a few pitches from Villanueva?

gwat · « **Reply #20 on:** May 02, 2008, 07:56:08 pm »

Ahhh, Mercury Girl. Jill Wagner. Beautiful.

pravata · « **Reply #21 on:** May 02, 2008, 07:59:00 pm »

slick 3bing that inning

Colt 45 · « **Reply #22 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:12:28 pm »

You can not win if you do not score.

Colt 45 · « **Reply #23 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:14:03 pm »

Roy.................what's wrong ?

gwat · « **Reply #24 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:15:15 pm »

Quote from: Colt 45 on May 02, 2008, 08:12:28 pm

You can not win if you do not score.

Wisdom as simple as a Pizza Margherita.

Colt 45 · « **Reply #25 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:15:52 pm »

mental errors

Limey · « **Reply #26 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:17:51 pm »

High Dwf really helps you see the detail on this piece of shit.

mihoba · « **Reply #27 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:18:11 pm »

Quote from: JaneDoe on May 02, 2008, 07:49:59 pm

Your ass is vegetarian?

If that means it doesn't accept meat, then yes.

Colt 45 · « **Reply #28 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:18:48 pm »

you also can't win if the rest of the team plays like shit, you like that too ?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #29 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:22:24 pm »

Roy escapes disaster again, but this game is harshing my mellow, man.

gwat · « **Reply #30 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:22:28 pm »

Quote from: Colt 45 on May 02, 2008, 08:18:48 pm

you also can't win if the rest of the team plays like shit, you like that too ?

I know that it is hard to discern tone in a typed message, I was agreeing with you.

Limey · « **Reply #31 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:23:30 pm »

I hope roof is open to let out the smell of all these brain farts.

Colt 45 · « **Reply #32 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:23:38 pm »

Thank you.

Colt 45 · « **Reply #33 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:25:39 pm »

Lee runs better than a Prince.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #34 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:27:26 pm »

SPAZ!!!!!

Colt 45 · « **Reply #35 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:27:40 pm »

Hunter looks ......well ...............sweet

Ron Brand · « **Reply #36 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:28:30 pm »

They're catching up with Villanueva's weak-ass shit.

Colt 45 · « **Reply #37 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:28:36 pm »

well done Wiggy

Colt 45 · « **Reply #38 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:30:47 pm »

Fielder is a tub of ....

Colt 45 · « **Reply #39 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:32:22 pm »

Step up Bourn

gwat · « **Reply #40 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:32:45 pm »

Time for Bourn and Kaz to wake up.

Colt 45 · « **Reply #41 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:32:56 pm »

Colt 45 · « **Reply #42 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:34:14 pm »

Ron Brand · « **Reply #43 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:35:17 pm »

At least he hit the ball hard. Smoked it, just happened to be right at him. They'll get more next inning.

gwat · « **Reply #44 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:37:12 pm »

Us or them?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #45 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:39:33 pm »

Us. We'uns.

gwat · « **Reply #46 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:40:27 pm »

Not them. Thanks Roy. For a quick inning.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #47 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:43:37 pm »

Christ, that home plate ump sucks.

Colt 45 · « **Reply #48 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:44:20 pm »

Bourn .194 Avg..................leadoff

Tejada sweet

gwat · « **Reply #49 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:44:48 pm »

Us it is.

Colt 45 · « **Reply #50 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:45:04 pm »

Tie game

Yes

Anit · « **Reply #51 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:45:21 pm »

back to back!

Colt 45 · « **Reply #52 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:45:34 pm »

Back to Back

Ron Brand · « **Reply #53 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:45:43 pm »

Big Puma!!!

gwat · « **Reply #54 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:46:39 pm »

Says Roy, "Thanks, boys."

believin · « **Reply #55 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:46:57 pm »

This lineup can be really fun.

Colt 45 · « **Reply #56 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:48:03 pm »

wow, 30 K to MDA

Ron Brand · « **Reply #57 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:48:42 pm »

There is a lot to like about this team.

Colt 45 · « **Reply #58 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:49:01 pm »

Don't let up men.

Anit · « **Reply #59 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:49:07 pm »

home runs for everyone!!

back to back to back homers!

Ron Brand · « **Reply #60 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:49:14 pm »

Three in a row!!!!

Colt 45 · « **Reply #61 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:49:35 pm »

So nice.

believin · « **Reply #62 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:51:26 pm »

Lee had a very good at bat.

Not least for the outcome, of course.

Limey · « **Reply #63 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:51:44 pm »

Quote from: Colt 45 on May 02, 2008, 08:48:03 pm

wow, 30 K to MDA

40

gwat · « **Reply #64 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:52:05 pm »

Alright, new pitcher, lets get a rally started.

Colt 45 · « **Reply #65 on:** May 02, 2008, 08:58:39 pm »

Baseball gives while our political heros STEAL FROM US !

Little-Known But Exploited Loophole Allows Politicians To Drive, Maintain Expensive Cars, SUVs On Taxpayer Money

http://wcbstv.com/seenon/car.lease.us.2.713776.html

Colt 45 · « **Reply #66 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:00:06 pm »

Come on MB ?

gwat · « **Reply #67 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:00:12 pm »

Atta boy, JC2.

AtascAstro · « **Reply #68 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:01:24 pm »

Quote from: Colt 45 on May 02, 2008, 08:58:39 pm

Baseball gives while our political heros STEAL FROM US !

Little-Known But Exploited Loophole Allows Politicians To Drive, Maintain Expensive Cars, SUVs On Taxpayer Money

http://wcbstv.com/seenon/car.lease.us.2.713776.html

Why would you want to inject this into one of the best innings of the season?

Lets go Bourn!

Colt 45 · « **Reply #69 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:02:50 pm »

To get you off your ass.

Emo Oranges · « **Reply #70 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:03:29 pm »

I'm guessing we won't be seeing Bork tonight...

Colt 45 · « **Reply #71 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:04:40 pm »

Quote from: Emo Oranges on May 02, 2008, 09:03:29 pm

I'm guessing we won't be seeing Bork tonight...

So true

gwat · « **Reply #72 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:05:52 pm »

Niiiice, dad teaching his toddler to text message.

Colt 45 · « **Reply #73 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:08:00 pm »

Geary = Strikes

gwat · « **Reply #74 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:09:53 pm »

Still a long way from a win. Further than Whoville is from Quahog.

Emo Oranges · « **Reply #75 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:10:46 pm »

I haven't seen very many games this year (being out of market) but I didn't realize how much pop that Geary has on his fastball.

Colt 45 · « **Reply #76 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:11:06 pm »

Quote from: gwat on May 02, 2008, 09:09:53 pm

Still a long way from a win. Further than Whoville is from Quahog.

OK..........Geary = Bork

gwat · « **Reply #77 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:14:35 pm »

Bjork? I think that's further.

Colt 45 · « **Reply #78 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:16:00 pm »

Load em up baby

Colt 45 · « **Reply #79 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:17:26 pm »

Don't fuck up please!

Colt 45 · « **Reply #80 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:18:02 pm »

Thank you

Andyzipp · « **Reply #81 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:24:36 pm »

Do you think that Geary=Bork is even close to fair?

MikeyBoy · « **Reply #82 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:26:42 pm »

Quote from: Andyzipp on May 02, 2008, 09:24:36 pm

Do you think that Geary=Bork is even close to fair?

He loaded the bases so he must suck.

Limey · « **Reply #83 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:26:57 pm »

The only thing that would ever make me think about buying a Mercury...is that chick.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #84 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:29:02 pm »

Jill Wagner is the shit.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c236/mgmeek/jill_wagner_pics-005.jpg)

Limey · « **Reply #85 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:32:06 pm »

She puts steam in a man's strides.

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #86 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:33:14 pm »

Quote from: JaneDoe on May 02, 2008, 07:35:04 pm

Fielder looked hilarious on that play.

How about this one from yesterday then (check out the video from the TOP of the 5th inning, event #5).
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2008_05_01_milmlb_chnmlb_1&mode=gameday

Colt 45 · « **Reply #87 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:34:30 pm »

Hunter

matadorph · « **Reply #88 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:34:36 pm »

THUNDERPANTS!!!! AGAIN!!

MikeyBoy · « **Reply #89 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:34:59 pm »

Quote from: Andyzipp on May 02, 2008, 09:29:02 pm

Jill Wagner is the shit.

I never knew her name...I owe you one.

matadorph · « **Reply #90 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:35:10 pm »

This lineup can mash.

Limey · « **Reply #91 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:35:18 pm »

In sure ants!

believin · « **Reply #92 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:35:59 pm »

What a day for Spaz!

Colt 45 · « **Reply #93 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:36:18 pm »

(http://blog.kir.com/archives/images/Hunter%20Pence%20smiling.jpg)

Andyzipp · « **Reply #94 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:36:43 pm »

Imagine if Bourn and Matsui could get on. That's the missing piece right now.

That and starting pitching. And middle relief.

gwat · « **Reply #95 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:37:41 pm »

Quote from: Andyzipp on May 02, 2008, 09:29:02 pm

Jill Wagner is the shit.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c236/mgmeek/jill_wagner_pics-005.jpg)

I tell you what!!!

Colt 45 · « **Reply #96 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:38:21 pm »

(http://static.flickr.com/22/175995689_0b36e833fd_o.jpg)

Limey · « **Reply #97 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:38:49 pm »

Ned Youst looks like a clean-shaven Nick Nolte.

Colt 45 · « **Reply #98 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:39:10 pm »

why have one when you can have 4

Limey · « **Reply #99 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:41:04 pm »

I hope Ausmus knows to check IDs

pravata · « **Reply #100 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:42:00 pm »

Quote from: Limey on May 02, 2008, 09:38:49 pm

Ned Youst looks like a clean-shaven Nick Nolte.

I think that's why they got rid of Turnbow. Riske, Gagne, and Yost are enough wierd looking fucks.

matadorph · « **Reply #101 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:42:54 pm »

He can do much better.

Bud Light, Brad? Really?

gwat · « **Reply #102 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:43:04 pm »

Quote from: gwat on May 02, 2008, 07:56:08 pm

Ahhh, Mercury Girl. Jill Wagner. Beautiful.

Quote from: MikeyBoy on May 02, 2008, 09:34:59 pm

I never knew her name...I owe you one.

This is so petty but, unless I missed an earlier post....
which I'm sure I did.

gwat · « **Reply #103 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:44:48 pm »

Quote from: Colt 45 on May 02, 2008, 09:38:21 pm

(http://static.flickr.com/22/175995689_0b36e833fd_o.jpg)

Underbite with attitude,
and a damn fine catcher.

matadorph · « **Reply #104 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:45:44 pm »

Good lord that had to hurt. A PapaGrande FB on the knee.

Limey · « **Reply #105 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:46:17 pm »

That'll slow Prince down a little.

matadorph · « **Reply #106 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:51:23 pm »

Woohoo Stros win!

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #107 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:51:44 pm »

Nice!!!

Limey · « **Reply #108 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:51:55 pm »

1-2-3 saves are fascist. Papa no fascista!

Colt 45 · « **Reply #109 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:52:17 pm »

Good job, good night

Limey · « **Reply #110 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:54:06 pm »

Quote from: Colt 45 on May 02, 2008, 09:52:17 pm

Good job, good night

Time to spoil the buzz by watching the Rockets.

matadorph · « **Reply #111 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:55:42 pm »

fuck Okurlenko.

Limey · « **Reply #112 on:** May 02, 2008, 10:08:59 pm »

Quote from: matadorph on May 02, 2008, 09:55:42 pm

fuck Okurlenko.

Wow! This is embarrassing.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #113 on:** May 02, 2008, 10:20:46 pm »

Quote from: Limey on May 02, 2008, 10:08:59 pm

Wow! This is embarrassing.

I'd like to be wrong, but there's a perfect storm of bad things for the Rockets tonight.

How bad did they lose to Dallas in game 7 a few years back...I'm thinking that bad.

matadorph · « **Reply #114 on:** May 02, 2008, 10:44:21 pm »

If they lose, it ain't on TMac. He's been unfuckingbelievable.

pravata · « **Reply #115 on:** May 02, 2008, 10:46:55 pm »

hold on boys

matadorph · « **Reply #116 on:** May 02, 2008, 10:47:16 pm »

WOOOOOHOOO Battier with the 3!

We got a game again boys.

matadorph · « **Reply #117 on:** May 02, 2008, 10:48:09 pm »

I absolutely love Tmac talking trash about the Utah fans.

matadorph · « **Reply #118 on:** May 02, 2008, 10:51:32 pm »

This is fucking nuts. The Rox shaved a 19-pt lead to four at halftime. Wow.

Limey · « **Reply #119 on:** May 02, 2008, 10:52:44 pm »

The incompetence of NBA officials is breathtaking.

matadorph · « **Reply #120 on:** May 02, 2008, 10:54:32 pm »

Quote from: Limey on May 02, 2008, 10:52:44 pm

The incompetence of NBA officials is breathtaking.

It's amazing what the Jizz are allowed to get away with.

Limey · « **Reply #121 on:** May 02, 2008, 10:54:59 pm »

Watching the NBA, I run a strong risk of hurling my iPhone into my LCD TV.

matadorph · « **Reply #122 on:** May 02, 2008, 11:10:06 pm »

Alston out for the remainder of the game. Blinebury says he went to the hospital for xrays.

JaneDoe · « **Reply #123 on:** May 02, 2008, 11:14:12 pm »

Quote from: Limey on May 02, 2008, 10:54:59 pm

Watching the NBA, I run a strong risk of hurling ~~my iPhone into my LCD TV~~.

FIFY

Limey · « **Reply #124 on:** May 02, 2008, 11:25:57 pm »

I hate the Jazz and all their paedo fans.

JaneDoe · « **Reply #125 on:** May 02, 2008, 11:36:07 pm »

What a crappy excuse for a 3rd quarter by the Rockets.

matadorph · « **Reply #126 on:** May 02, 2008, 11:39:00 pm »

I guess I underestimated Rafer. This team is completely lost without him at the point.

Noe · « **Reply #127 on:** May 02, 2008, 11:44:10 pm »

Quote from: JaneDoe on May 02, 2008, 11:36:07 pm

What a crappy excuse for a 3rd quarter by the Rockets.

It's ovah! (Knowing full well it's not... but doesn't look good at all)