So long to the good guys...

[Andyzipp]

I know I bitch about this every year, but is "Are You Ready?" the slogan for 2008?

Did they pay someone to come up with that?  Or is Pam the marketing department now?

I'd be happier if they'd go to China Garden, and just use whatever was in their fortune cookies.

You find beauty in ordinary things.
Make two grins grow where there was only a grouch before.
He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.
If your desires are not extravagant they will be granted.
It doesn't matter. Who is without a flaw?

[Bill McLuggage]

This one's taped to my computer screen:

'Be content with your lot.  One cannot be first in everything.'

[Taras Bulba]

"It's a big shit sandwich and we're all gonna take a bite."

[Andyzipp]

This one's taped to my computer screen:

'Be content with your lot.  One cannot be first in everything.'

That would look fantastic in an Advertisement.

[pravata]

I know I bitch about this every year, but is "Are You Ready?" the slogan for 2008?...

First thing that comes to mind for me is, "wait, I need to change my shoes."   Looks like they took dictation and used the first part of Mclane's persistent koan, "Are you ready to be a champion?"  "Wait a minute, I need to change my shoes."

[Andyzipp]

There is yet time enough for you to take a different path.

[Andyzipp]

"Are you ready to be a champion?"

Go to the bathroom now, because we're not stopping until we get there.

[pravata]

Go to the bathroom now, because we're not stopping until we get there.

THAT'S IT!

[Andyzipp]

THAT'S IT!

And that's just off the top of my head.  And I haven't been drinking.

Footer, I know you're lurking.  Get me an audience with McLane!

[mihoba]

Potential

[JackAstro]

The fortune left permanently on my desk is It is better to get something done late than never.

Also, 9 11 23 24 32, 10.

[Limey]

My old air cadet squadron motto was "Always in the shit, only the depth varies"

We sanitised it for official merchandise (t-shirts etc.) by taking just the second part, changing "depth" to "level" and translating it into Latin.  IIRC:  "Altitudo solum varia est"

Separately, we translated the whole of the motto into Latin for unofficial merchandise.

[Astroholic]

"It's a big shit sandwich and we're all gonna take a bite."

--In bed.  Is this a quote from Mrs. Benson again?

[Andyzipp]

--In bed.  Is this a quote from Mrs. Benson again?

C'mon in...the water is full of STDs.

[Limey]

C'mon in...the water is full of STDs.

...and crabs.

[Kent's Moustache]

And that's just off the top of my head.

Believable.

And I haven't been drinking.

Not so much.