Author Topic: Runelyvs Hernandez?  (Read 5650 times)

legs_of_eggs

  • Prime Time Player
  • Posts: 620
    • View Profile
Runelyvs Hernandez?
« on: January 12, 2008, 02:35:58 pm »
The Astros on the verge of striking a one-year deal with righthander Runelvys Hernandez, according to one of Hernandez's agents.

Phillip Isaac, a representative for Hernandez, said today all signs point towards a deal being completed within the next couple of days, but said Hernandez would like to have one last round of discussions with other teams.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/bb/5449440.html

Underwent Tommy John in 04 and has bounced around since. Played all 07 in Royals' minors (quite telling of how far his status has fallen) yet the article mentions he's hit 97 in the winter league due to better conditioning.

I'm Richies Dad

  • Veteran Role Player
  • Posts: 292
    • View Profile
Re: Runelyvs Hernandez?
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2008, 03:28:55 pm »
I wonder if this is on a minor league deal?

SaltyParker

  • Should Have Quit 500 Posts Ago
  • Posts: 1455
    • View Profile
Re: Runelyvs Hernandez?
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2008, 03:39:21 pm »
Considering the minimal success he had for three separate AAA teams last year you can bet it ain't a ML
contract. Another couple of these guys and the Express will be pretty well stocked.

SaltyParker

  • Should Have Quit 500 Posts Ago
  • Posts: 1455
    • View Profile
Re: Runelyvs Hernandez?
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2008, 03:44:59 pm »
Played all 07 in Royals' minors
Yankee's, Bosox, then Pirates AAA affiliates in 07

GreatBagwellsBeard

  • Contributor
  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2990
  • The damn paterfamilias
    • View Profile
Re: Runelyvs Hernandez?
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2008, 03:55:14 pm »
Considering the minimal success he had for three separate AAA teams last year you can bet it ain't a ML
contract. Another couple of these guys and the Express will be pretty well stocked.

You're probably right that he's getting a minor league deal, but he is one of the proverbial "2 years past Tommy John" guys who could be due for a turn around.  If he doesn't get it together, we'll have another guy in Round Rock; if he does, we've got a fireballing starter with major league experience.
Drinking for two.

“I want to paint a mural of Houston for the kids, but I’m terrible at drawing swamp humidity"

legs_of_eggs

  • Prime Time Player
  • Posts: 620
    • View Profile
Re: Runelyvs Hernandez?
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2008, 04:03:14 pm »
You're probably right that he's getting a minor league deal, but he is one of the proverbial "2 years past Tommy John" guys who could be due for a turn around.  If he doesn't get it together, we'll have another guy in Round Rock; if he does, we've got a fireballing starter with major league experience.

I couldn't believe he hit 97 on a radar gun, probly more lower 90s. Either way the 40 man roster needs to be filled with something

Bench

  • Illuminati
  • Posts: 16476
    • View Profile
Re: Runelyvs Hernandez?
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2008, 04:51:15 pm »
Didn't Elvys start last year on the DL for "fitness", which actually meant "obesity"?
« Last Edit: January 12, 2008, 06:05:44 pm by Bench »
"Holy shit, Mozart. Get me off this fucking thing."

SaltyParker

  • Should Have Quit 500 Posts Ago
  • Posts: 1455
    • View Profile
Re: Runelyvs Hernandez?
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2008, 05:33:53 pm »
Probably so, on Yahoo's Pirates site he is listed at 6-1, 250 if I remember correctly. But at age 29 and tossing 97 it seems like another low risk move by Ed. Bring em on and someone is liable to be a surprise and have a good season.  And you could always come up with another Sarfate who could be parlayed into a different direction.

strosrays

  • Guest
Re: Runelyvs Hernandez?
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2008, 07:00:03 pm »
Probably so, on Yahoo's Pirates site he is listed at 6-1, 250 if I remember correctly. But at age 29 and tossing 97 it seems like another low risk move by Ed. Bring em on and someone is liable to be a surprise and have a good season.  And you could always come up with another Sarfate who could be parlayed into a different direction.


Right.  There is no downside.  If he gets back to anything near what he threw like when he first came up with KC, that is a great find.

otterjb

  • Should Have Quit 500 Posts Ago
  • Posts: 1110
    • View Profile
Re: Runelyvs Hernandez?
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2008, 04:32:53 pm »
A pitcher whose name is spelled: Run...s. Hmm.

moriartp

  • Fantasy Team Owner
  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 3203
    • View Profile
Re: Runelyvs Hernandez?
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2008, 05:58:35 pm »
Hah. A new "Fat Elvys" to make fun of.

Limey

  • Contributor
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 32079
  • Tally Ho!
    • View Profile
Re: Runelyvs Hernandez?
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2008, 10:16:28 am »
Hah. A new "Fat Elvys" to make fun of.

Expect lots of "...left the building" references when he gives up a dinger.  This is the first.
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.

MusicMan

  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 25931
  • Thanks for 2015
    • View Profile
Re: Runelyvs Hernandez?
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2008, 10:40:53 am »
Hah. A new "Fat Elvys" to make fun of.

Better than Milo inevitably calling him "Runny".
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, torture of Bud Selig.

Froback

  • Should Have Quit 500 Posts Ago
  • Posts: 2253
    • View Profile
Re: Runelyvs Hernandez?
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2008, 10:44:07 am »
Better than Milo inevitably calling him "Runny".
That might actually compete for Guti which drove my wife nuts everytime she heard it.  She still refers to it when hearing him do one of his nick-names today!

I'm Richies Dad

  • Veteran Role Player
  • Posts: 292
    • View Profile
Re: Runelyvs Hernandez?
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2008, 11:56:18 am »
Any word on if this has been confirmed?

pravata

  • Guest
Re: Runelyvs Hernandez?
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2008, 03:58:47 pm »
Any word on if this has been confirmed?

Today, (1/17)

The Houston Astros on Thursday signed righthander Runelvys Hernandez and outfielder Nick Gorneault to minor league contracts.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=txastrosmoves&prov=st&type=lgns

Runelvys Hernandez (signed) to minor league contracts with an invitation to Major League Spring Training.
http://houston.astros.mlb.com/news/press_releases/press_release.jsp?ymd=20080117&content_id=2349510&vkey=pr_hou&fext=.jsp&c_id=hou
« Last Edit: January 17, 2008, 04:15:21 pm by pravata »

VirtualBob

  • Pope
  • Posts: 5630
    • View Profile
Re: Runelyvs Hernandez?
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2008, 04:53:51 pm »
Runelvys

I fancy myself a bit of a polyglot, but I'd sure appreciate some pronunciation help on this one.  For starters, does anyone know for sure how many syllables are in this name??
Up in the Air

pravata

  • Guest
Re: Runelyvs Hernandez?
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2008, 04:58:48 pm »
I fancy myself a bit of a polyglot, but I'd sure appreciate some pronunciation help on this one.  For starters, does anyone know for sure how many syllables are in this name??

ESPN says Pronounced: ROON-ell-vees

Bench

  • Illuminati
  • Posts: 16476
    • View Profile
Re: Runelyvs Hernandez?
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2008, 05:13:03 pm »
ESPN says Pronounced: ROON-ell-vees

Elvis for short.
"Holy shit, Mozart. Get me off this fucking thing."

Limey

  • Contributor
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 32079
  • Tally Ho!
    • View Profile
Re: Runelyvs Hernandez?
« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2008, 11:05:45 am »
Elvis for short.

Is he thin?  We already have a fat Elvis.
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.

Bench

  • Illuminati
  • Posts: 16476
    • View Profile
Re: Runelyvs Hernandez?
« Reply #20 on: January 18, 2008, 11:14:10 am »
Is he thin?  We already have a fat Elvis.

Last year he was pushing three bills. Lance will have to be the younger version of Elvis, as disturbing a thought that is.
"Holy shit, Mozart. Get me off this fucking thing."

Ty in Tampa

  • Contributor
  • Pope
  • Posts: 9111
  • You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N
    • View Profile
Re: Runelyvs Hernandez?
« Reply #21 on: January 18, 2008, 11:14:40 am »
Is he thin?  We already have a fat Elvis.

No matter how fucked up my day is, the Berkman annex makes it so much better.
"You want me broken. You want me dead.
I'm living rent-free in the back of your head."

Bench

  • Illuminati
  • Posts: 16476
    • View Profile
Re: Runelyvs Hernandez?
« Reply #22 on: January 18, 2008, 11:16:46 am »
No matter how fucked up my day is, the Berkman annex makes it so much better.

The reminder that somebody is actually named "Fatback McSwain" brightens any moment.
"Holy shit, Mozart. Get me off this fucking thing."

das

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 3465
    • View Profile
    • Faith Home Ministries
Re: Runelyvs Hernandez?
« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2008, 10:01:58 am »
The reminder that somebody is actually named "Fatback McSwain" brightens any moment.

So, my dad marries a southern belle from the Triangle.  Rose up from very humble beginnings to become a Doctor, professor at West Point and a Colonel in the Army.  Her mother was aging so we'd travel down to the homestead outside of Durham regularly.  It's a quaint place, former farm, with lots of hints of a hardscrabble family life.  When she passes, my father and I go down to close up the place.  The pantry full of sweetbreads should have given me a clue as to how the week was going to go...

I'm given the task of cleaning out one of the outer buildings.  I swing open the door and peer in.  7 foot piles of newspapers stare back at me.  So I get to work, reading and moving, reading and moving.  I notice that the piles seem to be arranged around the periphery of the walls with an open area in the middle.  I jokingly think to myself, "this is where they must have held the cock fights...". 

As I work my way into the middle, I notice a big metal hook hanging from a rafter with something attached.  About the size of a small person.  And a smell.  Just an awful smell.  I grab my flashlight and point it at the object.  It's big, and meaty, and greasy, and heavy with a stalactite of drippings hanging from it, frozen in the Spring chill and a stalagmite of the same raising 6" up from the dirt floor below.  I trot back to the house to tell my dad about my "find".  He says, "it must be the last fatback from when Paw Carden died 10 years ago".

10 years of North Carolina summers.  10 years of flies and rot.  10 years of drip, drip, dripping.  Disgusting.
Another trenchant comment by a jealous lesser intellect.

Taras Bulba

  • Contributor
  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 3988
    • View Profile
    • Wing Attack Plan R
Re: Runelyvs Hernandez?
« Reply #24 on: January 23, 2008, 10:11:59 am »
That's what I like about the South.

Bob Wills.
Purity of Essence

Houston

  • Should Have Quit 500 Posts Ago
  • Posts: 1249
    • View Profile
Re: Runelyvs Hernandez?
« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2008, 10:20:16 am »
So, my dad marries a southern belle from the Triangle.  Rose up from very humble beginnings to become a Doctor, professor at West Point and a Colonel in the Army.  Her mother was aging so we'd travel down to the homestead outside of Durham regularly.  It's a quaint place, former farm, with lots of hints of a hardscrabble family life.  When she passes, my father and I go down to close up the place.  The pantry full of sweetbreads should have given me a clue as to how the week was going to go...

I'm given the task of cleaning out one of the outer buildings.  I swing open the door and peer in.  7 foot piles of newspapers stare back at me.  So I get to work, reading and moving, reading and moving.  I notice that the piles seem to be arranged around the periphery of the walls with an open area in the middle.  I jokingly think to myself, "this is where they must have held the cock fights...". 

As I work my way into the middle, I notice a big metal hook hanging from a rafter with something attached.  About the size of a small person.  And a smell.  Just an awful smell.  I grab my flashlight and point it at the object.  It's big, and meaty, and greasy, and heavy with a stalactite of drippings hanging from it, frozen in the Spring chill and a stalagmite of the same raising 6" up from the dirt floor below.  I trot back to the house to tell my dad about my "find".  He says, "it must be the last fatback from when Paw Carden died 10 years ago".

10 years of North Carolina summers.  10 years of flies and rot.  10 years of drip, drip, dripping.  Disgusting.
What's your point?  ;)
"I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby

das

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 3465
    • View Profile
    • Faith Home Ministries
Re: Runelyvs Hernandez?
« Reply #26 on: January 23, 2008, 10:22:18 am »
What's your point?  ;)
Everytime I hear the word "fatback", in pops that image....
Another trenchant comment by a jealous lesser intellect.

Houston

  • Should Have Quit 500 Posts Ago
  • Posts: 1249
    • View Profile
Re: Runelyvs Hernandez?
« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2008, 10:40:41 am »
Everytime I hear the word "fatback", in pops that image....
Maybe you can market it in the way some have used pickle brine or urine (*cough* Moises Alou).
"I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby