CJ Nitkowski defends the Finger Man

[pravata]

CJ on Brian McNamee

Big boys make big boy decisions, and if we get caught we must stand up and face the consequences. As disappointing as it is to hear, I don't doubt what he was forced to say is true.

I don't have proof and I can't corroborate his testimony. Mac had no motivation to lie. What matters to me is that my trainer is not misunderstood for who he really is. He is dedicated to his profession and to his clients, and having to do this was the last thing he ever wanted to do. Link

[Amorican_Idol]

You know, yours and mostly others Jim Rome-esque gloss, bad inside jokes and neologisms are really getting old. Fucking Ponderous. Made that point on Hornfans to "Waldo" and he agreed.

If you and few others here, could post without the weak comedy editoral and bad inside jokes, maybe others would post on this site. It would be better I think.

What the fuck does Finger Man even mean? (I'm guessing you're calling McNamee "Finger Man")

The Astros are in the middle of their biggest off season in years, perhaps ever. I'm here for information, analysis and opinions. And you and others are making jokes that would bomb on any open mike nite. What!?!

Tell you what, Raul, why don't you and the others take all the bad jokes and gloss posted here - and tell it to the roaches at your place. They'll split, brother! Yo!

[BatGirl]

You know, yours and others Jim Rome esque gloss, bad inside jokes and neologisms are really getting old. Made that point on Hornfans to "Waldo" and he agreed.

If you posted the news without your weak comedy editoral and bad inside jokes, maybe more would post here.

What the fuck does Finger Man even mean?

The Astros are in the middle of their biggest off season in years. I'm here for information and opinions.

Take all your bad jokes and gloss you post here - and tell to the roaches and termites at your place. That'll get'm to leave, brother!

you need to go back reading.  posting doesn't suit you very well.

(you can't figure out what the fuck finger man means in the context of the title/thread?!  wow.)

[Amorican_Idol]

Both are kind of linked together. One's a dealer and one's a sub dealer. 

You wouldn't know that distinction since you probably make and cook your meth from scratch.

[BatGirl]

i take it back.
post away!
i don't want to get in the way of you getting your information fix.

plus, i've gotta get up early tomorrow and rustle up some fresh meth for the kids before church.

[Amorican_Idol]

read my updated post, you Seahag.

I doubt you're running to church. Probably need to check on the pupply mill.

[BatGirl]

read my updated post, you Seahag.

I doubt you're running to church. Probably need to check on pupply mill.

the pupply mill isn't until monday.  i'm sure you'll go back and edit/fix that part of your post if you haven't already.
when you've finished that, why don't you attempt to further insult me...then give me one last ZING!

whatta ya got?

[Taras Bulba]

read my updated post, you Seahag.

I doubt you're running to church. Probably need to check on pupply mill.

Fuck off. 

[jasonact]

What the fuck does Finger Man even mean? (I'm guessing you're calling McNamee "Finger Man")

As in he pointed the finger at Clemens/Pettitte/others in the Mitchell Report. Is there another meaning?

[Jacksonian]

You know, yours and mostly others Jim Rome-esque gloss, bad inside jokes and neologisms are really getting old. Fucking Ponderous. Made that point on Hornfans to "Waldo" and he agreed.

If you and few others here, could post without the weak comedy editoral and bad inside jokes, maybe others would post on this site. It would be better I think.

What the fuck does Finger Man even mean? (I'm guessing you're calling McNamee "Finger Man")

The Astros are in the middle of their biggest off season in years, perhaps ever. I'm here for information, analysis and opinions. And you and others are making jokes that would bomb on any open mike nite. What!?!

Tell you what, Raul, why don't you and the others take all the bad jokes and gloss posted here - and tell it to the roaches at your place. They'll split, brother! Yo!

One of the weakest rants ever.  You pick that post to go off on?  A direct quote from an article by a former Astros.  And in the subject line he uses an apt descriptor of one of the guys who provided names.  There are no jokes or inside anything here.  Who pissed in your cheerios?

[Amorican_Idol]

Hey Chico, she came after me. I don't need her projecting her failures on me! I don't have a dog in this fight, well maybe her, but my points are to be taken and understood by all here. Kinda like the song Jack and Diane!

[BudGirl]

Hey Chico, she came after me. I don't need her projecting her failures on me! I don't have a dog in this fight, well maybe her, but my points are to be taken and understood by all here. Kinda like the song Jack and Diane!

What kind of lotion do you use?  Your skin sure seems pretty soft.

[Amorican_Idol]

That skin response is the same horrible unfunny crap that goes on here. Not even sure it was a joke or what it means. Perhaps a Kevin Bass reference?

Maybe, I'm fucked. Tell me what the fuck does that mean? I have soft skin and need cream? I jack off? What does that mean Budgirl? Please explain your hilarious fucking joke. I'd love to hear it. I bet it hits on so many levels I'll piss myself and have to turn off my .38 Special bootleg I'm rocking to. Do tell, You old crow.

[subnuclear]

Calling Spack!

[Jacksonian]

That skin response is the same horrible unfunny crap that goes on here. Not even sure it was a joke or what it means. Perhaps a Kevin Bass reference?

Maybe, I'm fucked. Tell me what the fuck does that mean? I have soft skin and need cream? I jack off? What does that mean Budgirl? Please explain your hilarious fucking joke. I'd love to hear it. I bet it hits on so many levels I'll piss myself and have to turn off my .38 Special bootleg I'm rocking too. Do tell you old crow.

Whiny.

[Amy]

Don't feed the trolls.

[The Third Man]

Hey Chico, she came after me. I don't need her projecting her failures on me! I don't have a dog in this fight, well maybe her, but my points are to be taken and understood by all here. Kinda like the song Jack and Diane!

When you busted off a "Tell you what, Raul" in your first post and I was thinking your odd little meltdown had style. Your rhetoric versus Batgirl was a bit disappointing, though. Meth labs and seahags? That's a bit boring, isn't it? Kudos on going back to what works for you- being fucking weird!  "Hey Chico" and *any* John Cougar Mellancamp parable works for me! Listen up Juan Carlos- the 2008 Astros are going to R.O.C.K. in the...never mind, I can't hang with you, dude.

[Froback]

Don't feed the trolls.

I agree, but this seems like such a rare breed of Troll.  I find it like the car crash, you just can't seem to take your eyes off it because it is so extreem!  I mean, I know there are alot of stupid people in the world, but this is almost forging on new boundries.  I hate to think what might have occured to cause this... uhh... freak of nature.  I am just disappointed it didn't occur mid-week when more people are reading and responding.... I think I would have loved to see the fire-storm that would have resulted.

[mihoba]

You know, yours and mostly others Jim Rome-esque gloss, bad inside jokes and neologisms are really getting old.

Nobody is forcing you to stay, dipshit.

What the fuck is 'Amorican' anyway?

[Amorican_Idol]

Read the point I made in my first respone. Now don't all get mad at me!

Just because some of the female posters here should change their user name to "Face like Ausmus' Glove" gives me no joy. Really.

Just shaking things up and want the best, want to talk real baseball and many here don't. Many here need to take their "jokes" elsewhere.

I'd love to see an Ed Wade thread with real, insightful comments.

Also, a Purpura thread with the same.

Here, half the time it looks like a Dairy Queen conversation. I know what DQ is. I'm just saying it's fucking lame.

[jasonact]

That skin response is the same horrible unfunny crap that goes on here. Not even sure it was a joke or what it means. Perhaps a Kevin Bass reference?

Maybe, I'm fucked. Tell me what the fuck does that mean? I have soft skin and need cream? I jack off? What does that mean Budgirl? Please explain your hilarious fucking joke. I'd love to hear it. I bet it hits on so many levels I'll piss myself and have to turn off my .38 Special bootleg I'm rocking to. Do tell, You old crow.

Wow. That really confused me. I have no idea where Kevin Bass come in, and is a .38 Special a gun? If so, that's confusing and creepy.

You know, when I read this out loud, it sounds like I'm drunk.

But I'm not drunk.

[jasonact]

Read the point I made in my first respone. Now don't all get mad at me!

Just because some of the female posters here should change their user name to "Face like Ausmus' Glove" gives me no joy. Really.

Just shaking things up and want the best, want to talk real baseball and many here don't. Many here need to take their "jokes" elsewhere.

I'd love to see and Ed Wade thread with real, insightful comments.

Also, a Purpura thread with the same.

Here, half the time it looks like a Dairy Queen conversation. I know what DQ is. I'm just saying it's fucking lame.

Really. No one's forcing you to be here.

[Jacksonian]

Just shaking things up and want the best, want to talk real baseball and many here don't. Many here need to take their "jokes" elsewhere.

I'm not sure what it is you're trying to do here.  On a late Saturday night.  When the admins aren't here.  But, did it occur to you that the style of this place is how the owners want it?  And, trying to fight it is pissing in the wind?

ETA: Of course when I post this in walks an admin.

[Amorican_Idol]

Hey Froback, if you can only quote me and somehow be lame using my words, you need to check out, Tonto!

[mihoba]

Now don't all get mad at me!

I'll tell you what's fucking lame, a twerp insulting nearly everyone who posts here, then writing 'don't get mad at me.'

[Froback]

Read the point I made in my first respone. Now don't all get mad at me!

Just because some of the female posters here should change their user name to "Face like Ausmus' Glove" gives me no joy. Really.

Just shaking things up and want the best, want to talk real baseball and many here don't. Many here need to take their "jokes" elsewhere.

I'd love to see and Ed Wade thread with real, insightful comments.

Also, a Purpura thread with the same.

Here, half the time it looks like a Dairy Queen conversation. I know what DQ is. I'm just saying it's fucking lame.

I am going to guess you have never been on the board before you started posting.  But since you think you know the level of baseball acumen on this board, go ahead try to show us the way.  I think you will find if you actually read more, that there are many people here who post alot of baseball stuff.  The fact that we don't ONLY post baseball stuff should not come as a big shock, as I have never been on an sports message board that didn't throw in other crap too from time to time.  This board does a ton of traffic (take a look at the stats page), so guess what, there is only so many ways you can say things.  Although you do get a variety of methods people use.  Some like me tend to write more verbose versions of things, others like JimR, would basically tell you to "Fuck off" and be done with it.

And believe me, if he told you Fuck off, it wouldn't be for humor or to be trite, he really means it.

So why don't you stop posting crap about you, your comments, or others responses to you, and read about the stuff you claim you want to see, then try responding to what THEY say about it, rather than refering back to yourself.

[Jacksonian]

I am going to guess you have never been on the board before you started posting.  But since you think you know the level of baseball acumen on this board, go ahead try to show us the way.  I think you will find if you actually read more, that there are many people here who post alot of baseball stuff.  The fact that we don't ONLY post baseball stuff should not come as a big shock, as I have never been on an sports message board that didn't throw in other crap too from time to time.  This board does a ton of traffic (take a look at the stats page), so guess what, there is only so many ways you can say things.  Although you do get a variety of methods people use.  Some like me tend to write more verbose versions of things, others like JimR, would basically tell you to "Fuck off" and be done with it.

And believe me, if he told you Fuck off, it wouldn't be for humor or to be trite, he really means it.

So why don't you stop posting crap about you, your comments, or others responses to you, and read about the stuff you claim you want to see, then try responding to what THEY say about it, rather than refering back to yourself.

He did, about Clemens.  And no one responded to him.  So now I'm stuck searching for cheese.

[Froback]

Hey Froback, if you can only quote me and somehow be lame using my words, you need to check out, Tonto!

Funny, the only time I quoted you in THIS thread, was AFTER your post I am quoting now.

And just to give you some insight into the cream joke, she is refering to your THIN skin, as in, you can't take ANYONE poking fun at what you say or how you say it.

So if this little bit gets you all pissy, perhaps posting on internet message boards is something you should avoid, because chances are someone is going to do it from time to time.  And with arguements you try to make, I am guessing you will run into it more than most.

[Froback]

He did, about Clemens.  And no one responded to him.  So now I'm stuck searching for cheese.

I responded to his comments on Clemens, then I guess he felt the need to attack me, because I didn't agree with them.  Maybe I missed the "one" post he was refering to.  But since the thread was over 200 messages, sometimes these things run together.

[Rebel Jew]

Hey Froback, if you can only quote me and somehow be lame using my words, you need to check out, Tonto!

you do realize that you're an open, proud black crowes fan, right?  not a cool band, or an original band, or a timely band, but the black crowes!  you identify yourself so much with a southern cock rock band that you make a pun out of it with your name.

[Amorican_Idol]

Look, I'm You're Ed Wade.

I'm letting the 30 poster here know that it's not going to be the same.

This ain't the same ole shit. You all need to get your shit in gear!

Fucking get some cheese? What the fuck does that mean. Like I'm whining and need some cheese with my "whine"?

My God. It's worse than I thought here.

By the way I'm an Amorican. Amorica. A place where ideas are shared and all love each other and listen to Bob Seger's Ramblin Gamblin Man on replay!

That's what I'm about! Jack!

[Jacksonian]

Like I'm whining

Recognizing the problem is the first step...

[Froback]

Recognizing the problem is the first step...

But when you are drunk, recognizing the step is the first problem...

[jasonact]

Look, I'm You're Ed Wade.

So I am Ed Wade and You are Ed Wade? So we are one in the same in His Wadeness. Let Wade be exalted upon high! Praise Baio!!

[Amorican_Idol]

Mr. Jacksonian, Oh, I see the problem - it's posters like you. You add nothing but your quasi gay scouting. Like you are even qualified.

I've been registered here since 05 Curly, so I'm not new to this rodeo. And I may have a drinking problem, but not as bad as you like to post on anything and everthing to see your "mark" (an X if he's lucky to know to make that) in lights on the internet, with a genuine GED backwoods insight all laugh at. I'm amazed you have time to attack me and not what I brought up. Between spotting deer and stillin!

So put your purse down, Nancy, think, and post something witty. I dare you.

[jasonact]

but not as bad as you like to post on anything and everthing to see your "mark" (an X if he's lucky to know to make that) in lights on the internet, with a genuine GED backwoods insight all laugh at. I'm amazed you have time to attack me and not what I brought up. Between spotting deer and stillin!

See, here you lost me. Does this have something to do with Proust or maybe Hip-Hop? Because that and macroeconomics are completely off my radar.

...oh yeah, and Rapid Urban Bridge Construction. I have no clue about that either.

[Amorican_Idol]

jason - I think you're the same retard that didn't get the joke that .38 Special is a band and I was listening to a bootleg (illegal recording). You must be legally retarded.

Your are so fucking dumb, you wouldn't even appreciate the What's Happening episode when Rog, ReRun and DeWayne Wayne get nailed bootlegging a Doobie Brothers concert.

You can't post shit, BECAUSE YOU ARE SHIT!

Give up. Please.

[jasonact]

jason - I think you're the same retard that didn't get the joke that .38 Special is a band and I was listening to a bootleg (illegal recording). You must be legally retarded.

Your are so fucking dumb, you wouldn't even appreciate the What's Happening episode when Rog, ReRun and DeWayne Wayne get nailed bootlegging a Doobie Brothers concert.

You can't post shit, BECAUSE YOU ARE SHIT!

Give up. Please.

No, I was the retard who thought it was a gun. Was I right? **crossing fingers**

And unfortunately, I am not legally retarded. The government is currently unaware of my retarded status, despite my attempts to gain legal retardation. I'm hoping to avoid deportation to my non-retarded State of Mind, but they're really cracking down on the illegal retards in this country. I'm really nervous about how that will turn out.

But you are right about how I can't post shit. No matter how many times I try to tape/staple/superglue the stuff to the computer screen, it keeps slipping off. How do you post shit? Maybe you can help me out. Please?

[Amorican_Idol]

jason - Vets should print out your last post and show it to an animal about to be put down. It'd make the poor thing paw for the needle.

[jasonact]

Vets should print out your last post and show it to an animal about to be put down. It'd make the poor thing paw for the needle.

You are probably correct. Good night, sweet prince, And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!

[pravata]

When I write, I have to expect the reader to have a familarity with the basic meanings of words.  If you do not have this basic literacy, you may not be comfortable reading here.  We are grownups, we use grownup words and grownup ideas.  You have projected your impatience with your own ignorance on to this site.  Two people have you on Ignore, (including me, so if you respond to this it wont be read) I'd expect many more to come.

[Col. Sphinx Drummond]

Wow, I missunderestimated this whole enchilada. Some U. S. Amorican got thrown under the bus, and now, being dixie-chicked like a marginalized po'bucker, is crabbing like a tweaker on flake.

Carry on.

[Jacksonian]

Mr. Jacksonian, Oh, I see the problem - it's posters like you. You add nothing but your quasi gay scouting. Like you are even qualified.

You = stupid.

If you read thoroughly you'd see I never claimed to be a scout.  If I see something in person I report that.  I report what I'm told by scouts and experts.  I make conclusions based on the information provided by baseball people who know more than me, and you.

Read more, post less not at all.

[pravata]

When I write, I have to expect the reader to have a familarity with the basic meanings of words.  If you do not have this basic literacy, you may not be comfortable reading here.  We are grownups, we use grownup words and grownup ideas.  You have projected your impatience with your own ignorance on to this site.  Two people have you on Ignore, (including me, so if you respond to this it wont be read) I'd expect many more to come.

Also, around 70 people average at least 1 post per day at this site.  I invite anyone to find another Astros website that is that inclusive.  This bullshit that we run people off is an excuse for people to whine about having their posts challenged.

[juliogotay]

Mr. Jacksonian, Oh, I see the problem - it's posters like you. You add nothing but your quasi gay scouting. Like you are even qualified.

I've been registered here since 05 Curly, so I'm not new to this rodeo. And I may have a drinking problem, but not as bad as you like to post on anything and everthing to see your "mark" (an X if he's lucky to know to make that) in lights on the internet, with a genuine GED backwoods insight all laugh at. I'm amazed you have time to attack me and not what I brought up. Between spotting deer and stillin!

So put your purse down, Nancy, think, and post something witty. I dare you.

Most of us enjoy and appreciate the contributions of Jacksonian and consider him a major asset to this board. He is one that has worked very hard to bring something to this board which you have yet to do. Your act is growing very tiresome.

[Reuben]

jason - I think you're the same retard that didn't get the joke that .38 Special is a band and I was listening to a bootleg (illegal recording). You must be legally retarded.

Your are so fucking dumb, you wouldn't even appreciate the What's Happening episode when Rog, ReRun and DeWayne Wayne get nailed bootlegging a Doobie Brothers concert.

You can't post shit, BECAUSE YOU ARE SHIT!

Give up. Please.

Oh, fuck off and clean yourself up.

[gwat]

ssshhhhhhhh, we finally got him to sleep.

[austro]

Wow, I missed a couple of days, so I didn't see this all-star performance in real time.  I guess you've got to give Amorican credit for stamina if nothing else.

[Noe]

Strangest. Thread. Ever.

People should never post drunk.

[Bench]

Strangest. Thread. Ever.

People should never post drunk.

I enjoyed it, and I totally thought "quasi gay scouting" was a brillaint, but random, obnoxious insult.

[MusicMan]

Strangest. Thread. Ever.

People should never post drunk.

Noe, stupid is very different than drunk.  And he isn't drunk.

[pravata]

Noe, stupid is very different than drunk.  And he isn't drunk.

People should never post stupid.

[Jacksonian]

I enjoyed it, and I totally thought "quasi gay scouting" was a brillaint, but random, obnoxious insult.

Obnoxious.  Yes.  I wonder how many of our homosexual members thought it was brilliant?

[JackAstro]

It looks like I totally missed out on the best slumber party ever. Someone call me next time. So... is Jacksonian supposed to be quasi-gay, or quasi-scoutish? I didn't really follow the modifier. Everything else made perfect sense, though.

[cougar]

It looks like I totally missed out on the best slumber party ever. Someone call me next time. So... is Jacksonian supposed to be quasi-gay, or quasi-scoutish? I didn't really follow the modifier. Everything else made perfect sense, though.

Used a it was, I think the "quasi" modifies gay, not scouting.  I guess that makes Jacksonian the Diet Coke of gay. /Dr. Evil mode off

What brought all this on in the first place?  Rampant alcoholism?  Dissatisfied Reds fan?  Anyone have any ideas?

[MikeyBoy]

What brought all this on in the first place?  Rampant alcoholism?  Dissatisfied Reds fan?  Anyone have any ideas?

A man like Amorican_Idol has got a great big hole, right in the middle of him. He can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it. He wants revenge for being born.

[TheWizard]

So... is Jacksonian supposed to be quasi-gay, or quasi-scoutish? I didn't really follow the modifier.

So.. how does a gay man scout as opposed to a straight man?

[strosrays]

It looks like I totally missed out on the best slumber party ever. Someone call me next time. So... is Jacksonian supposed to be quasi-gay, or quasi-scoutish? I didn't really follow the modifier. Everything else made perfect sense, though.

Maybe he meant "quaaazy gay scouting", meaning Jacksonian scouts like a homosexual on prescription sedatives.

[Ty in Tampa]

Wow. I didn't understand a single word of this thread. Well done.

[Limey]

Wow, I missed a couple of days, so I didn't see this all-star performance in real time.  I guess you've got to give Amorican credit for stamina if nothing else.

I'd not bothered to check into this thread, but had to see why it stayed near the top and kept getting longer.  Interesting stuff.

Normally, I'd call Amorican an Ass Clown, or given the season, Cock Gobbler.  However, his/her name reminds me of the Black Crowes album cover with some unruly pubes poking out of a thong, and I cannot come up with an analogy that tops that.

[Limey]

So.. how does a gay man scout as opposed to a straight man?

With a wide stance?

[Andyzipp]

So.. how does a gay man scout as opposed to a straight man?

It must involve lots and lots of probing...