why, in your estimation, does las vegas have such good ethiopian food?
Because there's a shitload of Ethiopians living there. I have no idea why, but they're there. When I lived in Miami I was taking a cab to the airport to go to Las Vegas and the cab driver was plainly Ethiopian. Knowing that there are tons of Ethiopians in the area I told him I was going to Las Vegas and he lit up. Ah! I have family there! he said. Why the hell did they go to Las Vegas? I asked. I have no idea! was the reply. He went on to speculate that an Ethiopian with a large family moved there and then another followed and so on and so on. For years Washington, DC, was the place where Ethiopians in the US settled. Again, no one knows why. Probably the grandfather of the dude who went to Las Vegas came to DC. Opened a restaurant on 18th Street. Next thing you know...
And Houston. Twenty years ago the two places in the US that had any measurable Ethiopian population were DC and Houston. Now there are some Ethiopians in New York, and of course there are plenty in Las Vegas. I assume there are plenty in LA, too, but I try not to spend too much time in LA, so I don't know. I will, though, make a point of going to the Issan Thai place in LA that's supposed to be bad-ass next time I'm in LA. Lotus of Siam in Las Vegas is as good as Vieng Thai in Houston or any of the places in Chicago, by the way, if Thai's your thaing.
The Reggae Hut blows because the food is lame (it is not hard to prepare good Caribbean food) and because once when I was there they somehow managed to run out of plantains. Ran out of plantains! That's like a Chinese restaurant saying, Sorry, we don't have any more rice. Well, look, Einstein, there's a Fiesta over on San Jacinto and Alabama or wherever it is, big sign, can't miss it, and I'm pretty sure they sell plantains. Green, black, whatever you like. Might want to pick up some seasoning, too, just saying.
Listen, I like cute waitresses as much as the next guy, but come on.
Speaking of the come line, don't you love it when people bet a ton of money on the pass line and sit there and watch the rolls screaming for whatever number without having an odds bet out at all? Why not just play keno?