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Actober Sucks...
« on: October 16, 2007, 04:12:34 pm »

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« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2007, 09:13:27 pm »
Ugh.  I couldn't even watch all of it.  People actually think he is funny?
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« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2007, 09:17:09 pm »
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I'm taking him off my I-Pod now....for serious.
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« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2007, 09:37:04 pm »
Yeah, but so does SNL.  Although it's a great TIVO show.  You can fast forward through the 90% of suck to get to the 10% of funny (like the only funny one this weekend, Bjork and Charles Barkley on Iconoclasts:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5fmHfYKR0w)

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« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2007, 09:49:22 pm »
Yeah, but so does SNL.  Although it's a great TIVO show.  You can fast forward through the 90% of suck to get to the 10% of funny (like the only funny one this weekend, Bjork and Charles Barkley on Iconoclasts:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5fmHfYKR0w)


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« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2007, 08:18:40 am »
Yeah, but so does SNL.  Although it's a great TIVO show.  You can fast forward through the 90% of suck to get to the 10% of funny (like the only funny one this weekend, Bjork and Charles Barkley on Iconoclasts:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5fmHfYKR0w)
Wait, that is the BEST SNL has on now?

CRAP did they fall off the map.

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« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2007, 08:23:48 am »
SNL is pretty bad these days.  They'll do something funny every so often, usually the digital shorts.  I watch every once in a while when someone funny is hosting and it really awful.  I tivo it so I can fast forward through the bad skits, which is about 90% of them.
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« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2007, 08:40:55 am »
People actually think he is funny?

Stupid people need to laugh too. The fact that he's the most popular comedian in America right now says somethin' bout America.

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« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2007, 08:50:38 am »
In his entire life, Dane Cook has never said anything funny.  With most bad comedians, you can tell when you are supposed to laugh.  It's not funny, but you see that it was meant to be funny.  With Dane Cook, that doesn't happen.  He keeps talking and I keep not laughing.  I can't even tell where the jokes are supposed to be.
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« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2007, 09:40:31 am »
Ty: "Not this promo again..."

Susan: "Who's that guy?"

Ty: "Dane Cook."

Susan: "Dane?"

Ty: "Yeah, Dane. You've never heard of him?"

Susan: "No. Is he a baseball player?"

Ty: "No, he's a comedian. Don't you remember, we tried to watch that show 'Tourgasm' after 'Entourage' that night?"

Susan: "No. Is he supposed to be funny? Because this isn't."

Ty: "No, I think he's trying to be hip."

Susan: "That ain't workin' either."
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« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2007, 11:26:58 am »

Susan: "Who's that guy?"

So... Is Susan your wife, or one of your numerous story-worthy harem members on the side?
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« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2007, 11:41:39 am »
Are hack comedians the theme of the 2007 playoffs? First we have that Rich Little impersonator, Frank Gorshin, oops, I mean Frank Caliendo, every commercial break on TBS. Now FOX returns the favor with Dane Cook. At least the parrot has a talent, tired though it may be, I get it. I don't have a clue about this Cook fellow's attraction.
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« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2007, 11:45:41 am »
So... Is Susan your wife, or one of your numerous story-worthy harem members on the side?

Yes.
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« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2007, 11:50:22 am »
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« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2007, 12:05:51 pm »
Finally.

congrats!!

Sorry, Les. You misunderstand. I was being purposefully vague. We are not yet married but hope to be by the next millenium.
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« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2007, 02:09:06 pm »
Sorry, Les. You misunderstand. I was being purposefully vague. We are not yet married but hope to be by the next millenium.

Playing hard to get?
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« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2007, 02:28:10 pm »
Playing hard to get?

We both are got. What to do next is the problem.
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« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2007, 02:28:19 pm »
Playing hard to get?

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« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2007, 08:58:03 pm »
We both are got. What to do next is the problem.


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« Reply #19 on: October 18, 2007, 12:01:40 am »
The conversation in our house went something like this:

Me:  Is that dude in the MLB October commercials somebody famous or just some guy?

Wife:  Just some guy, I think.

Me:  I think so, too.  OK.



So, we're either so cool that we knew Dane Cook was not cool, or we were so uncool that we didn't know that he was...

Wait, I'm getting dizzy.  Who are we talking about again?

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« Reply #20 on: October 18, 2007, 07:02:03 am »
So, we're either so cool that we knew Dane Cook was not cool, or we were so uncool that we didn't know that he was...

Well, apparently I'm so cool/uncool that I don't even know who Dane Cook is.  Either way, the guy on the commercials isn't funny.  Although, I have to admit, the Kelly Gruber with a mullet reference is funny, for personal reasons.
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« Reply #21 on: October 18, 2007, 07:26:58 am »
So... Is Susan your wife, or one of your numerous story-worthy harem members on the side?

Yes.


Please.  Take this mantle from me.  While I have enjoyed certain aspects of having had a ladies' man reputation (albiet a largely self-created one, okay). . . I have come to find the expectations that come along with it burdensome, and now wish to be free from these shackles.  Take them from me.  Take them, I implore you; take this ball-and-chain and go waltzing back to yon harem, luxuriating all the while like some paramour potentate, happy to languish in a prison built by his own hand.

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« Reply #22 on: October 18, 2007, 07:46:15 am »

Please.  Take this mantle from me.  While I have enjoyed certain aspects of having had a ladies' man reputation (albiet a largely self-created one, okay). . . I have come to find the expectations that come along with it burdensome, and now wish to be free from these shackles.  Take them from me.  Take them, I implore you; take this ball-and-chain and go waltzing back to yon harem, luxuriating all the while like some paramour potentate, happy to languish in a prison built by his own hand.



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A broken nose and a broken heart
An empty bottle of gin
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While I'm singing to myself
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Take away, take away, take away this ball and chain
Well I'm sick and I'm tired and I can't take anymore pain
Take away, take away, never to return again
Take away, take away, take away this ball and chain.
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

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« Reply #23 on: October 18, 2007, 08:16:08 am »

Please.  Take this mantle from me.  While I have enjoyed certain aspects of having had a ladies' man reputation (albiet a largely self-created one, okay). . . I have come to find the expectations that come along with it burdensome, and now wish to be free from these shackles.  Take them from me.  Take them, I implore you; take this ball-and-chain and go waltzing back to yon harem, luxuriating all the while like some paramour potentate, happy to languish in a prison built by his own hand.



Harems?  Chains?  Prisons?

When did this turn into a cheap romance novel?
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« Reply #24 on: October 18, 2007, 08:40:46 am »
Harems?  Chains?  Prisons?

When did this turn into a cheap romance novel?


I hate to put words in another man's mouth, but my bet is JimR would answer, as soon as I showed up.

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« Reply #25 on: October 18, 2007, 08:45:57 am »

I hate to put words in another man's mouth, but my bet is JimR would answer, as soon as I showed up.

You, sir, are the D. H. Lawrence of cheap romance novelists.
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« Reply #26 on: October 18, 2007, 08:55:13 am »
Please.  Take this mantle from me.  While I have enjoyed certain aspects of having had a ladies' man reputation (albiet a largely self-created one, okay). . . I have come to find the expectations that come along with it burdensome, and now wish to be free from these shackles.  Take them from me.  Take them, I implore you; take this ball-and-chain and go waltzing back to yon harem, luxuriating all the while like some paramour potentate, happy to languish in a prison built by his own hand.

Sorry, I'm as much a ladies' man as Dane Cook is funny. I couldn't even pretend to be one.

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« Reply #27 on: October 18, 2007, 09:21:31 am »
Well, it's been ten years and a thousand tears
And look at the mess I'm in
A broken nose and a broken heart
An empty bottle of gin
Well I sit, and I pray
In my broken down Chevrolet
While I'm singing to myself
There's got to be another way

Take away, take away, take away this ball and chain
Well I'm sick and I'm tired and I can't take anymore pain
Take away, take away, never to return again
Take away, take away, take away this ball and chain.

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« Reply #28 on: October 18, 2007, 09:32:50 am »
Harems?  Chains?  Prisons?

When did this turn into a cheap romance novel?
Crap, with those three things, I would think it would be talking about something in a Muslim country.

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« Reply #29 on: October 18, 2007, 09:34:54 am »
Crap, with those three things, I would think it would be talking about something in a Muslim country.


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