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Re: J Dicks is a Aggie
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2007, 03:12:14 pm »
You do realize this is a Chris Crocker parody, right?

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« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2007, 03:16:19 pm »
You do realize this is a Chris Crocker parody, right?

Yep.  And I also realize that Crocker was renamed Joshua Dicks on this board.

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« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2007, 03:20:40 pm »
Yep.  And I also realize that Crocker was renamed Joshua Dicks on this board.

Sorry, I received this from a "friend" who didn't get the joke and was trying to prove to me that some Ags were still supporting Fran.

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« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2007, 03:21:44 pm »
Sorry, I received this from a "friend" who didn't get the joke and was trying to prove to me that some Ags were still supporting Fran.


Does your "friend" happen to be an aggie himself?  Im just saying!

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« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2007, 03:24:12 pm »

Does your "friend" happen to be an aggie himself?  Im just saying!

Sadly, no.  Just a t-shirt Sip.

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« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2007, 03:26:03 pm »
Sadly, no.  Just a t-shirt Sip.

I guess every school has its  [Quote Carlos/] "Ded DEd DEEE's"

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« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2007, 03:27:03 pm »
Sorry, I received this from a "friend" who didn't get the joke and was trying to prove to me that some Ags were still supporting Fran.

After the way he left Alabama, justice would be Aggie fans telling Fran they loved him and supported him right up to the day they fired him.
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« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2007, 03:27:37 pm »
"Pauses to eat a Little Debbie" was inspired.
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« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2007, 03:28:42 pm »
"Pauses to eat a Little Debbie" was inspired.
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« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2007, 03:31:48 pm »
After the way he left Alabama, justice would be Aggie fans telling Fran they loved him and supported him right up to the day they fired him.

Well since Byrne (A&M AD) has said as recently as Wednesday that he does not make mid season changes, that is what appears is happening.  Supposedly, contacts are being made with potential coaches, but Fran can still save his job, much to the chagrin of many Aggie faithful.

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« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2007, 03:34:44 pm »
I'm sure beating tu (tee-hee! get it?  tu!) would redeem him to the status of "better recruiter than Mack, better gameday coach than Stoops".

Unfortunately, Greg Davis and his "3 yard hitch and a cloud of... nothing" offense may make this possible.
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« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2007, 03:40:15 pm »
I'm sure beating tu (tee-hee! get it?  tu!) would redeem him to the status of "better recruiter than Mack, better gameday coach than Stoops".

Unfortunately, Greg Davis and his "3 yard hitch and a cloud of... nothing" offense may make this possible.

When OU holds UT to two field goals, the anti-Davis crowd is going to get very vocal.

The OU team that I watched destroy Miami looks about twice as fast as UT.
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« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2007, 03:50:17 pm »
I'm sure beating tu (tee-hee! get it?  tu!) would redeem him to the status of "better recruiter than Mack, better gameday coach than Stoops".

Unfortunately, Greg Davis and his "3 yard hitch and a cloud of... nothing" offense may make this possible.

Short of winning out, I don't think anything is going to redeem him amongst the general fan base.  He's going to have to win 8 this season to keep the big donors from really pursuing a new coach.  After Miami, that's probably closer to 9.

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« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2007, 03:51:07 pm »
I'm sure beating tu (tee-hee! get it?  tu!) would redeem him to the status of "better recruiter than Mack, better gameday coach than Stoops".


No, it will not. Not even close. There are plenty of Aggie faithful that wanted Fran's ass gone even after the Ags beat UT-A last season.
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« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2007, 03:52:53 pm »
No, it will not. Not even close. There are plenty of Aggie faithful that wanted Fran's ass gone even after the Ags beat UT-A last season.

When did the Aggies play UT-Arlington?
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« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2007, 03:53:41 pm »
Short of winning out, I don't think anything is going to redeem him amongst the general fan base.  He's going to have to win 8 this season to keep the big donors from really pursuing a new coach.  After Miami, that's probably closer to 9.

After watching this team play in three of their first four games, I would say that there is little to no realistic chance of that type of outcome to this season.
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« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2007, 03:54:00 pm »
When did the Aggies play UT-Arlington?

Probably in the exhibition season.  And we won in overtime.

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« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2007, 03:57:08 pm »
Probably in the exhibition season.  And we won in overtime.

A win of the moral variety?
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« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2007, 03:57:26 pm »
After watching this team play in three of their first four games, I would say that there is little to no realistic chance of that type of outcome to this season.

No doubt, which is why I believe those who have told me (and should be in the know) that contact is being made, and Byrne has a short list of candidates that he's operating from.

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« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2007, 03:57:31 pm »
Probably in the exhibition season.  And we won in overtime.

On a field goal on 4th and goal from the 1.
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« Reply #21 on: September 27, 2007, 03:58:24 pm »
A win of the moral variety?

Not at all.  Any win in the NCAA is a quality win.  Plus, did you know that half of the teams lose every week?

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« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2007, 03:59:15 pm »
No doubt, which is why I believe those who have told me (and should be in the know) that contact is being made, and Byrne has a short list of candidates that he's operating from.

Were the names of the candidates shared with you as well? If so, can you share with me?
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« Reply #23 on: September 27, 2007, 04:07:12 pm »
Not at all.  Any win in the NCAA is a quality win.  Plus, did you know that half of the teams lose every week?

I'm going to have to crunch some numbers... That doesn't sound right at all.
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« Reply #24 on: September 27, 2007, 06:18:45 pm »
If they Aggies are already working to sign a new football coach, it is in the event they have to do a reset of the Bellard firing from '78.  You know; the mid-season firing thing that they don't do?
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« Reply #25 on: September 27, 2007, 06:30:29 pm »
Didn't say the Aggies didn't do it.  I said Bill Byrne has never fired a coach midseason.

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« Reply #26 on: September 28, 2007, 11:08:50 am »
No doubt, which is why I believe those who have told me (and should be in the know) that contact is being made, and Byrne has a short list of candidates that he's operating from.

The 'short list' is the problem. There aren't just a lot of people with the skills to do the job that aren't tied down somewhere already. I made the same point when the wolves were howling for RC's liver. Firing the guy is easy. Getting a replacement that will do better is harder.

He'd have been gone last year without the gift victory in austin. OU is going to do a 77-0 on us again.

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« Reply #27 on: September 28, 2007, 11:09:47 am »
Fran's latest escapade may accelerate the process.
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« Reply #28 on: September 28, 2007, 11:20:31 am »
I'm guessing the only reason he wasn't fired on the spot was that the practice is apparently fairly widespread among other big program coaches.  Wouldn't the info disclosed be a fairly cut and dry violation of HIIPA, as well as inviting all kinds of betting shenanigans?
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« Reply #29 on: September 28, 2007, 11:22:45 am »
I'm guessing the only reason he wasn't fired on the spot was that the practice is apparently fairly widespread among other big program coaches. 

I'm guessing the real reason was for Byrne to get his lawyers in order.  Especially with Jim O'Brien just having won millions from Ohio State fro "wrongful termination".

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Wouldn't the info disclosed be a fairly cut and dry violation of HIIPA, as well as inviting all kinds of betting shenanigans?

I'm no lawyer, but the first part sounds like "yes".  The second part is "hell yes".
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« Reply #30 on: September 28, 2007, 11:27:05 am »
IWouldn't the info disclosed be a fairly cut and dry violation of HIIPA, as well as inviting all kinds of betting shenanigans?

Sure seems like it. Seems like the NCAA would be all over that.
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« Reply #31 on: September 28, 2007, 11:28:04 am »
Especially with Jim O'Brien just having won millions from Ohio State fro "wrongful termination".

Good point. People are going to tread carefully now.
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« Reply #32 on: September 28, 2007, 11:40:19 am »
IIRC, fran's contract rolls over each year, so he's always got 5 years left. So, they have to pay him 10 mil to go away.

maybe the newsletter thing will give them an out to terminating for violation of university policy.

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« Reply #33 on: September 28, 2007, 11:45:46 am »
maybe the newsletter thing will give them an out to terminating for violation of university policy.

That might be hard to make stick since Byrne didn't immediately demand that he stop the newsletter (according to that article, anyway).
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« Reply #34 on: September 28, 2007, 11:50:33 am »
Sure seems like it. Seems like the NCAA would be all over that.

You can be sure the NCAA is now or will soon be investigating.  Giving boosters select and relevant information not distributed to the general public could and most likely will net the team sanctions.
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« Reply #35 on: September 28, 2007, 01:39:03 pm »
IIRC, fran's contract rolls over each year, so he's always got 5 years left. So, they have to pay him 10 mil to go away.

maybe the newsletter thing will give them an out to terminating for violation of university policy.

You know, you can always submit in writing a request for his contract and any amendments to know exactly what the contract state.
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« Reply #36 on: September 28, 2007, 01:45:08 pm »
You can be sure the NCAA is now or will soon be investigating.  Giving boosters select and relevant information not distributed to the general public could and most likely will net the team sanctions.

Except Frank Bemer (at Virginia Tech) amongst others have been doing this for a while.