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Astros at Reds – Roadkill on a Bed of Noodles
« on: September 24, 2007, 11:19:21 pm »
Dickities Series Preview to wrap up the road schedule. I knew we should have toured with Foghat instead.

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Re: Astros at Reds – Roadkill on a Bed of Noodles
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2007, 08:43:46 am »
Homer Bailey is the hot-shot from LaGrange whose high school ERA was something ridiculous (like under 1.00). So two of the Reds' starters in this series are from Central Texas (Bailey and Belisle).
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Re: Astros at Reds – Roadkill on a Bed of Noodles
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2007, 08:46:08 am »
Homer Bailey is the hot-shot from LaGrange...

...and happens to be named after 2 cartoon characters.
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Re: Astros at Reds – Roadkill on a Bed of Noodles
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2007, 09:04:52 am »
Series starters:

Felipe Paulino
Juan Gutierrez
Wandy Rodriguez

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Re: Astros at Reds – Roadkill on a Bed of Noodles
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2007, 09:09:48 am »
"Cincinnati Air Fresheners" - excellent.
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Re: Astros at Reds – Roadkill on a Bed of Noodles
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2007, 12:57:08 pm »
Nice advice on the "three-way". Nasty stuff, that.
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Re: Astros at Reds – Roadkill on a Bed of Noodles
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2007, 01:22:39 pm »
JD commented that because of his smooth delivery, Bailey has "'quiet gas'...and so does Sky Line 'chili'."