Newest key memeber of the conspiricy

[Fredia]

ok gents when do i learn the secrets that have long lurked here that can only be told to a trusted and long time poster and get the key to the executive washroom

[EasTexAstro]

get the key to the executive washroom

I got a roll of TP and someone pointed to a tree.

[MRaup]

I got a roll of TP and someone pointed to a tree.

That wasn't a tree... That was Foghorn.

[ybbodeus]

I got a roll of TP and someone pointed to a tree.

Kinda makes you realize that the mantra READ MORE, POST LESS isn't just for the POPES' benefit, huh?

[Waldo]

get the key to the executive washroom

We don't put the seat down.  Neither does BudGirl.

[mihoba]

Holy Zwolle Tamale, that was TP?

[MRaup]

Holy Zwolle Tamale, that was TP?

It was actually tanned spleen.

Spack isn't quite the meat-aterian you think he is.

[strosrays]

It was actually tanned spleen.

Spack isn't quite the meat-aterian you think he is.

My best advice is, try hard to not look like a box of wine when you go.

[austro]

My best advice is, try hard to not look like a box of wine when you go.

Especially if you don't want to get poked in the special Zwolle 12-gauge kind of way.

[BudGirl]

We don't put the seat down.  Neither does BudGirl.

Why would I put the seat down?  I never lift it.

[Waldo]

Act like you've been there before.

Easy for you to say, Mr. Not-A-Key-Member-Of-The-Conspiracy.

[BossierNaut]

Easy for you to say, Mr. Not-A-Key-Member-Of-The-Conspiracy.

I'm so tired of conspiracies.  I just wish everything could be strawberries...


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