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Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« on: September 02, 2007, 01:19:31 pm »
Got several things cooking on the grill I'm tending to, but saw no one's started today's game day thread yet. Will post updates between turning brisket and basting chicken.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2007, 01:20:27 pm »
WHAT is UP with the audio on FoxSW?? Sounds like I'm in a time warp.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2007, 01:27:21 pm »
I've got flans in the oven, so I'll be nearby for a while. Shall I do pbp for a while?
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« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2007, 01:29:49 pm »
Pence walks on a full count.

Biggio goes after an eye-high FB to take the count to 2-2. Fouls a ball back. Biggio watches a nice backdoor curve for strike 3. 1 down.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2007, 01:31:20 pm »
Puma!
Oye. Vamos, vamos.

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« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2007, 01:31:38 pm »
Berkman: B. BOOM!!!! Berkman destroys a 1-0 pitch launching it into CF for a 2-run home (right-handed, no less).
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« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2007, 01:33:26 pm »
Lee: Goes to 1-2 (missed the pitches). Watches a barely outside curve for 2-2. Watches another curve that evidently breaks inside for 3-2. Pops up the 3-2 pitch to Lee at 1B.
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« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2007, 01:34:01 pm »
Wigginton: First pitch bloop single to CF.
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« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2007, 01:36:56 pm »
Burke: B. Wigginton steals second on Hill's move to 1st. S. B. B. (Bailey's coaching at first; Cheo still on the bench?) B. Burke walks; men on 1st and 2nd. 2 out. Rothchild (sp?) out for a visit. Go to go spin the flans.
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« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2007, 01:39:59 pm »
Bruntlett: S looking. B. S swinging. B. S, fouled back. Big curve breaks into the zone for strike three looking.

35 pitches for Hill in the inning.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2007, 01:41:48 pm »
lance's homer was huge. line drive home run to deep center. he really does have some serious power when batting righty..
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« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2007, 01:42:21 pm »
Soriano: First-pitch double down the LF line. Did Wigginton touch it? Don't know. Nice start, Woody.
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« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2007, 01:43:33 pm »
Theriot: S. Goes the other way, but Big Puma makes a great diving stop toward the line and comes up with the ball and forces Theriot at 1st. Soriano goes to 3rd. 1 down.
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« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2007, 01:44:22 pm »
Lee: S, fouled into RF stands. Now Woody dots Lee in the back. Men on 1st and 3rd, 1 down.
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« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2007, 01:47:24 pm »
Ramirez: S. Game slows down: pitchers stepping off, batters stepping out, catchers coming out for visits. S (nice FB on outside corner). B low and inside. (Eek: Woody has only won one of eleven starts at Wrigley.) K swinging on a low and away change. Runners on 1st and 3rd, 2 down.
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« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2007, 01:51:20 pm »
Floyd: B. S, fouls ball off the foot. He's hitting .379 against Woody in 29 AB. S, hot line drive foul down 1B line. Fake to 3rd, turn to 1st, I hate that crap. B, change low. B inside. JD just noticed that Munson is catching, not Ausmus. Foul off to 1B side. K swinging. Woody escapes!
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2007, 01:51:29 pm »
Am I the only one having audio difficulties with audio on FoxSW?
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« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2007, 01:52:49 pm »
Lee: S, fouled into RF stands. Now Woody dots Lee in the back. Men on 1st and 3rd, 1 down.

Get away from him or did Woody look to be bear-huntin'?
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2007, 01:53:18 pm »
Am I the only one having audio difficulties with audio on FoxSW?

I'm not having any trouble (knock on wood).
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2007, 01:53:52 pm »
Get away from him or did Woody look to be bear-huntin'?

Just got away: he was trying to come inside and he missed.
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« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2007, 01:54:33 pm »
Munson: Flies out to shallow left on a 3-1 count.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #21 on: September 02, 2007, 01:54:39 pm »
Am I the only one having audio difficulties with audio on FoxSW?

no problems here - except for that damn Gullo Ford commercial. the last 5 seconds of the commercial looks and sounds horrible...
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« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2007, 01:55:15 pm »
Woody: First-pitch single up the middle on a FB. Man on 1st, 1 down.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #23 on: September 02, 2007, 01:55:37 pm »
Let's go PENCE!!!
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« Reply #24 on: September 02, 2007, 01:57:21 pm »
Pence: WOW!!! Crushes a ground ball to SS, who ole's the ball, and it GOES TO THE WALL!!! Woody scores. Pence on second, 1 out.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #25 on: September 02, 2007, 01:57:32 pm »
arrrrggggh.... GameDay's slow...

Looks like PENCE!!! doubled Woody home?

Got it, I got it...
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« Reply #26 on: September 02, 2007, 01:59:14 pm »
Biggio: pops to 2nd. Man on 2nd, 2 down.

Berkman: B. B. S looking. B low and in. Right-hander (Gallagher) warming up. B. Berkman walks, men on 1st and 2nd, 2 down.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #27 on: September 02, 2007, 01:59:46 pm »
Bidge popped up to 1B for the 2nd out, Berkman walked.

Dang, Cubbies already warming up another pitcher.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #28 on: September 02, 2007, 01:59:56 pm »
Hill is not pitching a very good game today. general lack of command of all his pitches. rarely hitting the glove - hopefully the Stros can take advantage of that today...
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« Reply #29 on: September 02, 2007, 02:01:06 pm »
Lee: S fouled back. S hanging curve fouled to 3B dugout. Grounded up the middle, anybody faster than a snail would have been safe at 1B, but Lee is out.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #30 on: September 02, 2007, 02:03:20 pm »
Cubbies' 2nd: DeRosa flies out to PENCE!!!, 1 down.
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« Reply #31 on: September 02, 2007, 02:06:04 pm »
Sorry, flans had to be retrieved from the oven.

DeRosa flies out to CF. 1 down.
Somebody strikes out. 2 down.
Kendall: S. S fouled to 1B stands. Jesus, he's .486 in 37 ABs against Woody. B. Ground ball out 5-3.
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« Reply #32 on: September 02, 2007, 02:07:37 pm »
Somebody strikes out. 2 down.


Jacque Jones.
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« Reply #33 on: September 02, 2007, 02:09:46 pm »
Wigginton: S fouled back. B CB outside. S fouled back. B high. Ks looking at a backdoor CB.
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« Reply #34 on: September 02, 2007, 02:12:41 pm »
Burke: B. S fouled to 3B dugout. S FB fouled back. Fouled to CB fouled back. Roped foul to LF stands. Grounded foul to 3B dugout. K looking, Ensberg-style, at a FB down the middle.
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« Reply #35 on: September 02, 2007, 02:12:57 pm »
Burke: B low outside, foul, foul, foul, foul, foooul, fooouuuul, finally a called strike, 2 down. Sheesh, long at-bat.
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« Reply #36 on: September 02, 2007, 02:13:49 pm »
Bruntlett: S looking. S fouled back. K looking at a backdoor curve.
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« Reply #37 on: September 02, 2007, 02:14:28 pm »
Burke: B low outside, foul, foul, foul, foul, foooul, fooouuuul, finally a called strike, 2 down. Sheesh, long at-bat.

Yeah, I was about to compliment on him on a good AB, but it's hard to do when it ends the way it did.
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« Reply #38 on: September 02, 2007, 02:14:46 pm »
Really a pain trying to do pbp with GameDay since the tv's acting wonky. May have to switch it to WGN, horror of horrors.
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« Reply #39 on: September 02, 2007, 02:16:17 pm »
Hill: Grounds out 3-1.
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« Reply #40 on: September 02, 2007, 02:17:42 pm »
That foul was juuust out of Twinkie's reach.
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« Reply #41 on: September 02, 2007, 02:19:22 pm »
Soriano: S. S foul. Fouled back on a checked swing. Fouled barely into 1B stands. Foul into 1B stands. Fouled straight back, clocks the ump. K swinging at a pitch way off the plate.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #42 on: September 02, 2007, 02:20:22 pm »
Theriot: B, B, B, B low and inside... uh-oh, Woodrow, don't fall apart...
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« Reply #43 on: September 02, 2007, 02:20:32 pm »
Theriot: B. B low and away. B low and away. B low. Theriot walks, man on 1st, 1 down.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #44 on: September 02, 2007, 02:22:09 pm »
looooooooong foul to LF, nearly clocked the cotton candy guy
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #45 on: September 02, 2007, 02:24:15 pm »
arrrrrrrrrrrgggggg throwing error on Munson??
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« Reply #46 on: September 02, 2007, 02:24:27 pm »
Lee: S. S fouled to 1B stands. Fisted foul to 1B side. Roped foul to LF stands. B CB outside. B outside. Runner going, terrible throw from Munson goes off Biggio's glove, and Theriot goes to 3rd. Lee hits a hard ground ball to Wigginton at 3rd, who can't pick it up. Run scores from 3rd, Lee safe at 1st.
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« Reply #47 on: September 02, 2007, 02:28:00 pm »
Ramirez: S foul. S foul to 1B side. Foul down 1B line, Woody picks it up anyway and fires a throw at Puma's junk. B up and away. Fouled back, on the fists. Ramirez grounds a ball between 1st and 2nd. Men on 1st and 2nd, 2 down.
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« Reply #48 on: September 02, 2007, 02:29:12 pm »
Floyd: B. Pop up to Bruntlett in the middle of traffic in short RCF. Whew.
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« Reply #49 on: September 02, 2007, 02:30:00 pm »
Thank you, Baseball Gods. On to the 4th.
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« Reply #50 on: September 02, 2007, 02:35:43 pm »
Sorry, had to take care of things in the kitchen. Don't know what happened, but there are two down and PENCE!!! is up.

Pence: B. B. B inside. S looking. S fouled back. B up. PENCE!!! walks. Man on 1st, 2 down.
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« Reply #51 on: September 02, 2007, 02:37:21 pm »
Pence goes on first motion, steals second on Hill's "pick-off" move, just like Wigginton did earlier.

Biggio: S. S fouled back. Fly ball to CF on a curve. 3 down.
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« Reply #52 on: September 02, 2007, 02:39:56 pm »
???: B. Ground out, 5-3. 1 down.
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« Reply #53 on: September 02, 2007, 02:41:11 pm »
Jones: B. B. B, juuuust a bit outside. S looking. S swinging on a FB that moved away from the lefty. Foul pop-up to Puma, shading his eyes from the sun. 2 down.
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« Reply #54 on: September 02, 2007, 02:43:06 pm »
Kendall: S. S. Woody dots Kendall, Woody's arguing that Kendall didn't try to move. Not going to win the argument. At least the ball ricocheted off his wrist and bounced up and hit him in the face. Man on 1st, 2 down.
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« Reply #55 on: September 02, 2007, 02:44:09 pm »
Hill (still in! great!): B. S looking. S. Squirrelly ground ball to short, out 6-3.
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« Reply #56 on: September 02, 2007, 02:46:53 pm »
Berkman: B outside. Berkman hit on the left arm. Warning to Hill and both benches. Man on 1st, no outs.
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« Reply #57 on: September 02, 2007, 02:47:48 pm »
Lee: First-pitch fly out to Soriano, who does his ridiculous little chicken hop as he catches it. Where did that shit come from?
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« Reply #58 on: September 02, 2007, 02:49:35 pm »
Lee: First-pitch fly out to Soriano, who does his ridiculous little chicken hop as he catches it. Where did that shit come from?

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« Reply #59 on: September 02, 2007, 02:52:38 pm »
Wigginton: S. B high and outside. B juuuust a bit high. S fouled back on a ball at Wigginton's eyes. Foul ball down the RF line. Fouled back. B up and away. Hot foul down the 3B line. (Uh oh, JD just brought up Elia.) High fly deep to LF, Soriano shows how clueless he is, and Berkman scores from 1st. Wigginton winds up on 2nd.
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« Reply #60 on: September 02, 2007, 02:53:34 pm »
OBTYN double to Soriano in LF, who should remember that a glove in the hand doesn't mean a ball isn't lost in the bushes. Berkman scores, 4-1 Astros!
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« Reply #61 on: September 02, 2007, 02:54:18 pm »
Burke: B. B. B inside. (Wuertz is warming up.) Fly out to LF on a 3-0 green light. Man on 2nd, 1 out.
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« Reply #62 on: September 02, 2007, 02:58:05 pm »
Bruntlett: B. S fouled back. S fouled back. B high. Foul down 1B line. More excitement for Soriano!!! Makes PENCE!!! look like Willie Mays on a line drive to the LF fence. Wigginton scores, Bruntlett scoots into 2nd.

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« Reply #63 on: September 02, 2007, 03:00:35 pm »
Soriano (booed when he's announced): B. Fly out to PENCE!!! in CF. 1 down.
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« Reply #64 on: September 02, 2007, 03:01:30 pm »
Soriano (booed when he's announced): B. Fly out to PENCE!!!

Man, is he having a rough day. Wah wah wah.
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« Reply #65 on: September 02, 2007, 03:02:31 pm »
Theriot: S. S. B. Fouled to 1B stands. Fouled to 1B dugout. Pop-up to Bruntlett behind 3B. 2 down.
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« Reply #66 on: September 02, 2007, 03:03:29 pm »
Lee: S fouled to 1B side. B outside. Ground ball single through the LF side. Man on 1st, 2 down.
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« Reply #67 on: September 02, 2007, 03:05:08 pm »
Ramirez: B. B low. S fouled to 3B dugout. B outside. B high. Ramirez walks, men on 1st and 2nd, 2 down.
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« Reply #68 on: September 02, 2007, 03:08:54 pm »
Floyd: B high. C'mon Woody. S swinging on a change. B high. Hot foul ball down the 1B line on a Woody cripple FB. B low, full count. B outside. Bases loaded, still 2 outs although it doesn't feel like it.
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« Reply #69 on: September 02, 2007, 03:11:10 pm »
Wallace visit to the mound. "Hey Woody, how about getting your shit together?" "Ok, Dave, will do."

DeRosa: B low. Ground ball to Wigginton, who steps on 3rd, 5-U, and we go to the 6th.
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« Reply #70 on: September 02, 2007, 03:15:27 pm »
Sorry, had to pay the rent on the Breckenridge Vanilla Porter. Jury is still out on this beer; it's definitely unlike anything else I've had.

Anderson on to pinch-hit: Goes to 2-2, K swinging on a low FB.
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« Reply #71 on: September 02, 2007, 03:17:01 pm »
Pence: B. S fouled back. Ground ball to Theriot at SS, who thanks thanks the BB gods that it wasn't hit as hard as last time and barely throws out Pence. 2 down.
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« Reply #72 on: September 02, 2007, 03:18:36 pm »
Biggio: B. S. S swinging. B low. B outside. K swinging on a pitch not even in the same county.
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« Reply #73 on: September 02, 2007, 03:21:59 pm »
Anderson replaces Burke in RF; McLemore on to pitch.

Jones: B. B. B way outside. S looking. B. Shit; lead-off walk. Man on 1st, no outs.
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« Reply #74 on: September 02, 2007, 03:24:27 pm »
Kendall: S. B low and in. B low. Sheesh, at least make it close. S inside corner; Kendall didn't like it. Ground ball up the middle, hits the mound, Bruntlett kicks it, E-6. Men on 1st and 2nd, no outs.
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« Reply #75 on: September 02, 2007, 03:24:45 pm »
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« Reply #76 on: September 02, 2007, 03:25:33 pm »
Maclemore all over the place today. not good.

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« Reply #77 on: September 02, 2007, 03:26:44 pm »
Monroe on to pinch-hit for the pitcher.

Monroe: B high. B inside. McLemore setting the stage for disaster. B low. (Bork warming. Wallace out to stick Coop's boot up McLemore's butt.) B low. Jesus. Bases loaded, no outs.
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« Reply #78 on: September 02, 2007, 03:28:13 pm »
What a shame, Mclemore had been really effective lately.

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« Reply #79 on: September 02, 2007, 03:28:18 pm »
Sori-fucking-ano: Why am I so scared here? Coop comes out and yanks McLewalk; here comes Bork. If we get out of this only giving up two I'll be happy.
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Can anybody else take over pbp? I've got to start the dinner.
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« Reply #81 on: September 02, 2007, 03:30:13 pm »
Can anybody else take over pbp? I've got to start the dinner.

Sure, for an inning.
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« Reply #82 on: September 02, 2007, 03:30:57 pm »
Often wrong, but never in doubt.

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« Reply #83 on: September 02, 2007, 03:31:19 pm »
Soriano goes 0-2 on a foul back. Fly to Gunther, Jones in from third after tagging up.

5-2 Astros.
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« Reply #84 on: September 02, 2007, 03:31:40 pm »
Soriano: S fouled to 1B stands. S same again. Fly ball to PENCE!!! in CF. Runner scores from 2nd, PENCE!!! throws to 2nd but Kendall doesn't advance. Runners on 1st and 2nd, 1 down.
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« Reply #85 on: September 02, 2007, 03:31:53 pm »
Oye. Vamos, vamos.

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« Reply #86 on: September 02, 2007, 03:32:43 pm »
I miss Ashby... wasn't expecting to see him in a commercial.  Anyone else catch that?

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« Reply #87 on: September 02, 2007, 03:33:01 pm »
Sure, for an inning.

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« Reply #88 on: September 02, 2007, 03:33:18 pm »
Theriot goes 1-2. Base hit on a line to Gunther, Kendall scores from second. Ball directly to the cutoff man and the runner holds at 2nd. 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

5-3
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« Reply #89 on: September 02, 2007, 03:34:01 pm »
Lee pops to Gunther, 2 down.
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« Reply #90 on: September 02, 2007, 03:38:49 pm »
Errormis goes 1-1 on a pitch outside at the knees. Another one on the outside corner for 1-2. Ramirez disagrees. A little down this time, 2-2. Flicks one away. In the dirt, count is full. Runners moving. Fans on their feet. Rides one up and in and Ramirez fouls it away. Fouled again. Strike 3 called at the knees and Aramis gets tossed from the game.

End of 6, 5-3 Astros.
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« Reply #91 on: September 02, 2007, 03:38:55 pm »
If we get out of this only giving up two I'll be happy.

Aramis ejected after striking out looking.

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« Reply #92 on: September 02, 2007, 03:42:15 pm »
Fontenot to 2nd, De Rosa to 3rd, Wood to the hill.

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« Reply #93 on: September 02, 2007, 03:42:53 pm »
Berkman sends the 0-1 to left center, 1 down.
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« Reply #94 on: September 02, 2007, 03:45:24 pm »
Lee goes 1-1. 2-1 on a pitch up. Fouls one back, 2-2. Full on a ball down. Foul tip, Kendall can't handle it, still full. Pop to shallow right, Fontenot hauls it in. 2 down.
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« Reply #95 on: September 02, 2007, 03:47:17 pm »
Ty goes 1-1. 2-1 on a breaker in. Checks up on a breaker down, appeal denied, 3-1. Sends a high one to right center for out 3.

Mid 7 - 5-3
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« Reply #96 on: September 02, 2007, 03:50:39 pm »
T Miller on.

Murton sends the 1-1 to center for a pinch homer.

5-4
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« Reply #97 on: September 02, 2007, 03:51:10 pm »
I swear that AAAA ginger always kills us.
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« Reply #98 on: September 02, 2007, 03:52:01 pm »
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« Reply #99 on: September 02, 2007, 03:52:32 pm »
Qualls warming.

De Rosa goes 2-1. Fouls one on the ground to go 2-2. Lifts one to right, Josh Anderson hauls it in. (Must've missed that.)
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« Reply #100 on: September 02, 2007, 03:53:26 pm »
Jones (lefty) goes 0-2. K's swinging. 2 down.
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« Reply #101 on: September 02, 2007, 03:54:57 pm »
Kendall (who is one ugly son of a bitch) goes 1-1. 1-2 on a breaker down and away. Lifts one to Lee, out 3.

End of 7, 5-4.
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« Reply #102 on: September 02, 2007, 03:57:25 pm »
Ginger stays in to play right, extra sun screen.
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« Reply #103 on: September 02, 2007, 03:57:55 pm »
Burke pops to shallow left. 1 down.
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« Reply #104 on: September 02, 2007, 03:59:51 pm »
Superman goes 2-1 on a ball in the dirt. 3-1 on one away. Qualls warming. Fouls one back to go full. Walk.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #105 on: September 02, 2007, 04:00:22 pm »
Lou wants some lefty on lefty action, because he is kinky that way. Eyre coming on.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #106 on: September 02, 2007, 04:03:20 pm »
Nice steal by Brunt.. we need this run.

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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #107 on: September 02, 2007, 04:04:23 pm »
Why reverT with all these righties?

he came in to pitch to Floyd. Jones was up also. Murton PH for Floyd b/c the rules allow it. damn those rules.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #108 on: September 02, 2007, 04:05:21 pm »
Qualls warming.

De Rosa goes 2-1. Fouls one on the ground to go 2-2. Lifts one to right, Josh Anderson hauls it in. (Must've missed that.)

Anderson PH for Woody and stayed in.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #109 on: September 02, 2007, 04:07:16 pm »
Munson takes ball one outside, Superman swipes second. Ball, and then a called strike, 2-1. Checks up, appeal granted - 2-2. Fouls one away. Kendall looked crossed up on ball 3. Fouls one back, still full. Lines one directly over Jones, but he rushes back and hauls it in. 2 down.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #110 on: September 02, 2007, 04:07:46 pm »
Lou wants Marmol now.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #111 on: September 02, 2007, 04:11:09 pm »
M-Lo takes ball one. Lifts one to shallow left center. Soriano gets a late break (but was there) and Jones comes on a dead sprint from center for a diving catch to end the top half of the 8th.

5-4
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #112 on: September 02, 2007, 04:11:30 pm »
Jones pulls a co-ed softball move and cuts in front of Soriano to make the catch.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #113 on: September 02, 2007, 04:13:00 pm »
Scott into RF, Qualls on.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #114 on: September 02, 2007, 04:13:20 pm »
homer, can you do pbp in the 9th? If not, I got it.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #115 on: September 02, 2007, 04:14:28 pm »
Patterson goes 1-2. Checks up but gets the emphatic strike from the third base ump for the K. 1 down.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #116 on: September 02, 2007, 04:14:43 pm »
homer, can you do pbp in the 9th? If not, I got it.

Its all yours in the 9th.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #117 on: September 02, 2007, 04:15:09 pm »
Soriano laces the 0-1 up the middle for a single.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #118 on: September 02, 2007, 04:16:32 pm »
Howry and Dempster warming in the Cub 'pen.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #119 on: September 02, 2007, 04:17:04 pm »
Theriot takes a strike. Pops it to Luuuuke. 2 down.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #120 on: September 02, 2007, 04:18:43 pm »
fuck. me.

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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #121 on: September 02, 2007, 04:18:44 pm »
Lee sends the 0-1 into the left field basket.

5-6 Cubs. Fuck.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #122 on: September 02, 2007, 04:18:50 pm »
Lou wants Marmol now.

"Who gives a shit about the Marmol"
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #123 on: September 02, 2007, 04:19:02 pm »
SHIT
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #124 on: September 02, 2007, 04:19:30 pm »
Oh, Christ.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #125 on: September 02, 2007, 04:19:50 pm »
good news is, maybe they'll bring their closer in.

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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #126 on: September 02, 2007, 04:19:59 pm »
Frack.

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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #127 on: September 02, 2007, 04:20:34 pm »
In other news, the Brew Crew knocked off the Bucs 7-4 today.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #128 on: September 02, 2007, 04:21:36 pm »
Another wind blown popup Wrigley homerun. (there probably should be a comma in there somewhere)
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #129 on: September 02, 2007, 04:22:02 pm »
Fontenot goes 0-2. 1-2. Lefts one to Gunther in left center, he bumps into Caballo but hangs on.

End of 8, 5-6 Cubs.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #130 on: September 02, 2007, 04:22:12 pm »
GEEZ El Caballo and the kid lookin' a little Three Stooges there for a second.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #131 on: September 02, 2007, 04:23:46 pm »
Frack.

That's some pretty strong language you're sportin' there.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #132 on: September 02, 2007, 04:26:00 pm »
That's some pretty strong language you're sportin' there.

Yeah, I need to apologize for that outburst. Sometimes my emotions get the better of me.

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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #133 on: September 02, 2007, 04:26:19 pm »
That's some pretty strong language you're sportin' there.

Think about the children.
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Re: Top 9th
« Reply #134 on: September 02, 2007, 04:26:47 pm »
Well my Cubbie fan friend should be calling me any second.

Gunther: S, B in the dirt, foul tip S, splitter low for a B (Cubs lost the appeal), B (crowd booed that one mightily), bouncer to Fontenot at 2nd, throw to 1st, 1 away
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #135 on: September 02, 2007, 04:27:57 pm »
Yeah, I need to apologize for that outburst. Sometimes my emotions get the better of me.

It happens.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #136 on: September 02, 2007, 04:28:50 pm »
Luuuuuuke:

S, B low and away, swinging S (and Luke looks away, probably cussing to himself), swinging S at a wide would-be ball

Derrek Lee just announced as player of the game
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #137 on: September 02, 2007, 04:30:26 pm »
What the fuck man. Those were some fucking pathetic at-bats against Dumpster.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #138 on: September 02, 2007, 04:30:48 pm »
good news is, maybe they'll bring their closer in.

That's just fucking awesome news.
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Re: top 9th
« Reply #139 on: September 02, 2007, 04:30:59 pm »
Berkman:

S, swinging S, (come on, Puma!!!!) checked swing S but the ball goes down, runs to first, throw, out, yada yada yada.

Cubs win 6-5, and yep, there goes my phone.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #140 on: September 02, 2007, 04:31:48 pm »
Dempster in 9th:

why throw strikes? they'll swing at anything.

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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #141 on: September 02, 2007, 04:32:53 pm »
Another wind blown popup Wrigley homerun. (there probably should be a comma in there somewhere)

oh, please. the loser's lament. "we got screwed."

sounds rather hollow from a fan of the team that has Crawford Boxes.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #142 on: September 02, 2007, 04:34:39 pm »
What the fuck man. Those were some fucking pathetic at-bats against Dumpster.

all 3 of them were.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #143 on: September 02, 2007, 04:36:02 pm »
oh, please. the loser's lament. "we got screwed."

sounds rather hollow from a fan of the team that has Crawford Boxes.

Oh, please. That's not what I meant. If you think I'm a whiner then you're sadly fucking mistaken.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #144 on: September 02, 2007, 04:37:21 pm »
Glenn Wilson commenting that the 6th inning did the Astros in, a walk, Bruntlett's fielding error that should have been a DP, etc.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #145 on: September 02, 2007, 04:40:56 pm »
JD prophetic as always in the 7th inning when he remarked "the Astros will need more than 5 runs to win this game here today."

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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #146 on: September 02, 2007, 04:44:37 pm »
Glenn Wilson commenting that the 6th inning did the Astros in, a walk, Bruntlett's fielding error that should have been a DP, etc.

two walks.

the ball to Bruntlett was not an easy play--high hop off the mound, then the second hop scooted. easy play if it does not hit the mound.
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Re: Astros at Cubs, 9/2/07
« Reply #147 on: September 02, 2007, 04:49:03 pm »
Yes, two walks. Forgive me, for I was distracted by the smell of the brisket.
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