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Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« on: August 24, 2007, 08:59:11 pm »
It's the bottom of the 7th. Lee has singled and Lamb doubled. 2nd & 3rd no out
 Luke is up
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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2007, 09:02:20 pm »
foul to 1st
foul to left 0-2

crowd chants Luuuuuuuuuke.

Don't strike out here


ball 1 high 1-2
low 2-2
in the dirt 3-2
in the dirt and Luke swings......Good Lord

1 out
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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2007, 09:04:02 pm »
Loretta up

2-1 roots

Outside 1-0
check swing.....he went 1-1
 ground out to 2nd......Lee scores

2-2
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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2007, 09:06:55 pm »
Munson up

outside 1-0
in the dirt 2-0
swing and a miss 2-1
foul 2-2
hit the pole hit the pole....ugh foul ball in the right field corner 2-2
siongle to left stros lead stros lead...

Nice hitting by Munson there
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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2007, 09:09:46 pm »
Wigginton pinch hitting for Albers, who pitched well tonight

outside 1-0
outside 2-0
 Albers threw 107 pitches tonight

low 3-0
lunges at ball 4 and grounds out to 3rd

3-2 Stros going to the 8th
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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2007, 09:10:34 pm »
I sure is hungry.....

I'm hoping they dont show the commercial where the guys face changes 100 times....that is creepy
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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2007, 09:14:43 pm »
Qualls pitching....Troy Patton makes MLB debut tomorrow........

Bruntlett at short

67 K's in 66 innings

Kata up

in the dirt 1-0
foul 1-1
foul to right 1-2

1.23 ERA since break

foul 1-2
Chad breaks one off on him and K's him......ball by Munson....bad throw....Berkman makes great play and Kata is out
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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2007, 09:15:48 pm »
Freddy Sanches


curve ball 0-1
foul ball 0-2
fly ball to center...Pence makes catch

2 doiwn
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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2007, 09:16:30 pm »
Lacockroach

fastball 0-1
ground to 2nd....bidge to berk


3 down
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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2007, 09:17:08 pm »
Bidge'
Pence
Berkman

due up in the bottom of the 8th
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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2007, 09:18:25 pm »
Dude trying to score chicks and tells them about directv?

Dude.........

The Manning boys go home to find out Archie has adopted Matt Leinart

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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2007, 09:20:31 pm »
Bid-gee-o

Bid-gee-o

Franquelis Osoria pitching'

Foul 0-1
foul tip 0-2

Bid-gee-o

Pitcher has 6 fingers on right hand?

foul back 0-2
blows it by Bidge

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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2007, 09:21:06 pm »
Pence up

comebacker

6 fingers to 1st

2 down
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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2007, 09:21:52 pm »
I wonder if having 6 fingers is like having 3 nipples

pitching change

Marte coming in to make Berkman bat right handed
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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2007, 09:23:21 pm »
Get a Sonic spicy burrito

Buy a building from Home Depot....10% off

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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2007, 09:24:54 pm »
berk up

Marte pitching

in the dirt 1-0
outside 2-0
ground to short

headed to the ninth and Lidge
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« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2007, 09:26:34 pm »
Go see your Texas Chevy Dealer

Buy a building at Home Depot.....10% off

Quick trial.....everybody runs out to watch Patton's debut......

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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2007, 09:28:48 pm »
Burke at 2nd

BudGirls fantasy catching

Lidge pitching....


Bay up.......

slider for a strike 0-1
97 mpher 0-2
96 head high 1-2
slider and bay is headed for the dugout

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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2007, 09:29:43 pm »
Bautista up


slider swung on and missed 0-1
slider outside 1-1
slider tapped to 2nd...Burke to Berk

2 down

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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2007, 09:31:23 pm »
Xavier nady PHing for Paulino


didnt he homer off Lidge opening day?

slider smoked down the left field line 0-1

Yep he homered off him OD.

Checks his swing and the ump says he held up....crowd booing

slider and Nady hits it on the tracks...


3-3
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« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2007, 09:31:34 pm »
deja fuckin vu

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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2007, 09:33:54 pm »
slider 1-0
fastball 2-0
fastball down the freakin middle called ball 3

announcers say Lidge will no longer have nightmares of Pooholes....now he will have nightmares of Nady...

called strike 3-1

fly ball to left....

3 down

Lee leads off bottom of 9....hope he ends it and grbs his nuts like Pedro Cerrano when he circles the bases
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« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2007, 09:34:54 pm »
win stuff from Borden milk......

people has diseases.. go to Methodist hospital

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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2007, 09:37:41 pm »
Izturis at short.....
Maldonado catching

Shawn Chacon pitching

Carlos Lee batting

hanging curve Lee should have hit to Amarillo....0-1
foul 0-2
foul

Chacon only has 5 fingers

fly ball to Tal's Hill...

1 out
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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2007, 09:39:13 pm »
Lamb up....he is clutch as crap./....

foul 0-1
in the dirt 1-1

wish Lamb was a slick fielder....our answer at 3rd would be solved

fly ball to left center......

2 out

crap
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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2007, 09:40:17 pm »
scott is using a new bat.....hope he makes sontact.....

he does a grounder to 2nd....out 3


Alot of good the new stupid bat did him.......

this is a load of crap
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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2007, 09:42:17 pm »
go to royal oak country club and take advantage of seasonal something......

cookie dough blast now at sonic while the screen is froze on some house....

the game is back on but the screen is showing some kitchen....

oh Lord...trevor miller is pitching....maybe we had rather see the kitchen
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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2007, 09:43:08 pm »
Izturis up....

in the dirt 1-0
down the middle 1-1
pop up to right.....Luke makes catch


1 down
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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #28 on: August 24, 2007, 09:45:14 pm »
McLouth up

strike one 0-1
curve inside alledgedly
curve low 2-1
fastball, or maybe a changeup 2-2
what was wrong with that blue 3-2
cracked bat pop up to Pence....here comes Luke like a speeding bullet and makes the catch...

2 down
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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2007, 09:46:11 pm »
Kata up


strike 0-1
in the dirt 1-1
grounder to short

3 down

Trevor the new closer?????
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« Reply #30 on: August 24, 2007, 09:48:03 pm »
The goat says you don't have Aflac boy........

Watch the Red Bull air race World Series...cant wait

drG RACING rcks

the WWE announcer is trying to get me to watch soccer.....I wouldnt watch it unless Stacy Kiebler was playing naked......

comgrats Bidge.....

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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #31 on: August 24, 2007, 09:50:41 pm »
Bruntlett up

outside 1-0
foul to left 1-1
falls down and gets called for the swing.....1-2

come on...show em you deserve to be here

outside 2-2
hanging curve......why cant they hit these.....foul back

off the left field wall.......double


woo hoo  we in bidness boyz
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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #32 on: August 24, 2007, 09:51:50 pm »
JD is not a fan of bunts.......

Burke up

lays down the bunt.......

bruntlett on 3rd with 1 out....

please dont strike out
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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #33 on: August 24, 2007, 09:56:51 pm »
Ausmus up,.......oh good Lord

Tracy out to the mound....calls in an outfielder......changing gloves

Tracy dippin snuff

We will rock u playing in the stadium/////....

fake throw to 3rd///\

Ausmus watches pitch down middle 0-1
 hitting .159 with RISP....good grief

inside 1-1
fake throw to 3rd.....gettin booed worse than jason Jennings
inside 2-1
swing and miss on low ball.....u cannot k here bard

2-2
almost hit him 3-2
high ball 4


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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #34 on: August 24, 2007, 09:59:03 pm »
Palmeiro up


has grounded into 2 dps in 90 abs

low 1-0
low 2-0

117 career pinch hits
playing pepper with ghosts in center field????

outside 3-0
ball 4 intentional

bases loaded for "The Kid"
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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #35 on: August 24, 2007, 10:04:46 pm »
Pence up

some chick holding "i love Hunter" sign

foul ball 0-1

mansolino arguing with 3rd base umpire....coming down the line........talking to hunter and pointing at 2nd.....garner comes out.....garner arguing with HP ump.....gar has hands together and is begging....what does it matter....pence is going crawford boxes anyway......hp ump talking to tracy...."be keepin yo fielders still, coach".......blue circle jerk......palmeiro down at 2nd talking to Budgirl's fantasy asking him where he is taking Budgurl after the game.....game resumes

foul 0-2
lunges at a ball 3 miles outside.....back to round rock with you pence

2 down

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« Reply #36 on: August 24, 2007, 10:05:07 pm »
milo was yelling something about the umpires conferring....
possibly about bautista?

ughh...nevermind
we can't get a man home from 3rd with one out?

far more perplexing...
..because chickens are decent people.

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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #37 on: August 24, 2007, 10:07:13 pm »
berkman up....tracy out to make double switch and turn berkman around

grabo coming in/.......

toyota is all new for 07............

andre johnson, brian ching, are being treated by methodust hospital

did you know that valero makes the cleanest gasoline on the planet?

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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #38 on: August 24, 2007, 10:08:20 pm »
John Grabow pitching...

Berk swings at the first pitch and ground to 2nd.....What a load of crap.....

The crapfest continues
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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #39 on: August 24, 2007, 10:10:06 pm »
is gatorade in you""""

honey hole all outdoors will teach you to fish.....but would you get up at 5:30 on sunday to watch it........

college football is upoin us......roll tide roll

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JD pointed out something interesting...that in itself is interesting.....
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« Reply #40 on: August 24, 2007, 10:11:08 pm »
yay!  moelher!  the crapfest's standing guest of honor.
..because chickens are decent people.

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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #41 on: August 24, 2007, 10:11:29 pm »
brian moehler pitching.....

sanchez batting........

outside ocrner 0-1
single to right........how many will they scorea?
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« Reply #42 on: August 24, 2007, 10:15:10 pm »
Lacockroach up

high ball 1
steerike 1-1
foul 1-2

yankmees / detroit rained out....no wait no they aint....good grief

where was that blue????? 2-2
outside 3-2

mike sweeney to play for 11 bucks over the minimum.....bill doran may coach KC next year.....

screamer foul
pop up to left.....el caenditnextinning makes catch
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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #43 on: August 24, 2007, 10:19:07 pm »
bay up

pick off attempt
outside corner 0-1

matt capps warming up

fastball, or maybe a changeup, for strike 2

ump pointing at the back of BGF's head....time called.....

inside 1-2
pick off attempt

pop up in the seats 1-2

Micah Owings hits another homer....can he play RF and will they take Jason Lane for him?

foul
line drive to left....EL Caenditinthebottomoftheinning makes catch

2 down
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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #44 on: August 24, 2007, 10:23:16 pm »
Jose Bautista up


ball1

JD picks Cubs to win division

strike 1

Moehler calls out Brad....says "hey dude I slept with your wife" Brad says...dont worry about it lets get this out"

pickoff attempt
90 mpher 1-2
foul

Marinerds apparently have more brutal schedule than the rest of the AL

outside 2-2
line to center......Lunge makes catch and we go the bottom of the whateverth inning
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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #45 on: August 24, 2007, 10:24:40 pm »
when you put valero gas in your tank you are gonna get alot out of it........

get you ranch house burger with onions and stuff at whataburger....its shut your mouth good.......

quick trial for Pattons debut again........

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Re: Stros vs. Roots 8/24/07 The chase for last.
« Reply #46 on: August 24, 2007, 10:25:56 pm »
grabow pitching.....JC III is hungry....end it Carlos

strike 1
outside 1-1
fly ball to tals hill.....pull something Carlos...good grief

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« Reply #47 on: August 24, 2007, 10:26:54 pm »
lamb up


backs him off the plate....1-0
high 2-0
single to right.......

ataa way to be clutch......luke scott up
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« Reply #48 on: August 24, 2007, 10:28:15 pm »
luke is not getting booed....they are saying luuuuuke


high 1-0
curve 1-1
 if lane was still here he could pinch hit against the lefty....pfft

pop up to 2nd


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« Reply #49 on: August 24, 2007, 10:30:41 pm »
bruntlett up....

man freddy sanchez has some monster zits on his face.....

ball high

high and outside 2-0
outside 3-0

this pitcher knows ausmus is next

complimentary strijke call...gimme a break ump...that was further outside than balls 2 and 3

foul 3-2
ground up the middle and zitface nakes the play

on to the whateverth inning
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« Reply #50 on: August 24, 2007, 10:32:16 pm »
toby keith says buy ford

some lunatic says jackson is amazirific....bradshaw and howie tell him to STFU

nothing like tvg......horse racing is the best sport around....can we watch baseball????


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« Reply #51 on: August 24, 2007, 10:34:32 pm »
7th 12+ inning game this year......dang you nady

maldonado up

ball 1
foul 1-1
foul back....drayton ducks but the screen catches....silly man

this guy has been in the minors since 96....he sucks.....

popup to berkman\

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« Reply #52 on: August 24, 2007, 10:36:12 pm »
where oh where has alan zinter gone/

jose castillo

sing and a miss.....0-1
foul 0-2
outside 1-2
single to right

jeez
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« Reply #53 on: August 24, 2007, 10:37:21 pm »
izturis up.......

no homers this year....will prolly get his first here

in the dirt 1-0
line to venter.....lunge makes the catch
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« Reply #54 on: August 24, 2007, 10:40:10 pm »
mcloputh up

where was that blue.......1-0
back to the 17 hour bus ride story.......oh joy
outside 2-0
this ump is stupid......3-0
hey...a strike call on a pitch that looked just like the last 2...idiot

ball 4 on a pitch that looked just like the last 3

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« Reply #55 on: August 24, 2007, 10:41:34 pm »
josh phelps up

jd says "your mission mr phelps if you choose to accept it"

against this pen, JD his mission is not impossible

hits moehler...out to short...no play...bases loaded
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« Reply #56 on: August 24, 2007, 10:41:55 pm »

JD pointed out something interesting...that in itself is interesting.....
you are drunker than me...  and that's saying something

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« Reply #57 on: August 24, 2007, 10:43:17 pm »
monsterzits is up......

strike call....whaddayano...he can call a strike
foul tip.....0-2
hihg fastball.....swing and a miss.....
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« Reply #58 on: August 24, 2007, 10:44:31 pm »
model end cleaeance on fords...woo hoio


why, yes, i have enjoyed a budweiser lately.....

drink minute maid for your heart people....its active and will make you not have heart attacks

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« Reply #59 on: August 24, 2007, 10:45:49 pm »
Al Capps is pitching........

Burke up[....I call out one before he even pitches to him....


grounder to short and i am a prophet
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« Reply #60 on: August 24, 2007, 10:47:27 pm »
driskill warming up...

ausmus....i call out 2 before the first pitch

strike one
foul

brownie announce that jennings is no longer available to pinch hit....nor oswalt

high 1-2
sing and a miss....

this team sux

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« Reply #61 on: August 24, 2007, 10:48:08 pm »
moehler batting./.....

i like our chances better than I did with burke or ausmus


comebacker.....
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« Reply #62 on: August 24, 2007, 10:49:37 pm »
ranch house burger///.....shut your mouth good

michael myers hasnt spoken in 15 years....actions speaks louder than owrds.....

get an audi a4 and you can do a duke boys spin to park.....


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« Reply #63 on: August 24, 2007, 10:50:31 pm »

ausmus....i call out 2 before the first pitch

this team sux


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« Reply #64 on: August 24, 2007, 10:53:23 pm »
moehler bats and then is replaced by travis driskill.......nicely played

i am really close to saying "screw this i am going to get a sammich"

lacockroach

changeup 0-1
this umpire is a friggin idiot.....

1-1
foul ball and the ump calls it a ball....J/K
1-2
inside 2-2
high 3-2
fly to left.....el cawhatever makes catcgh

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« Reply #65 on: August 24, 2007, 10:55:03 pm »
jason bay.....

steerike
outside....
1-1
low 2-1
foul 2-2\
single to center
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« Reply #66 on: August 24, 2007, 10:56:09 pm »
wow!

way to show some spirit!!
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« Reply #67 on: August 24, 2007, 10:56:34 pm »
some dude is up....

bautista

0-1
lamb makes a diving play throws rto 2nd from his knees and burke finishes.....'

who says lamb cant field
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« Reply #68 on: August 24, 2007, 10:57:34 pm »
its not the aflac duck...its a goat and you are not covered.....

airplane racing......????????????

drag racing.........????????

mls sux.....back to the game
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« Reply #69 on: August 24, 2007, 10:58:55 pm »
we gone end it here........we are the houston friggin astros

pence up

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« Reply #70 on: August 24, 2007, 10:58:56 pm »
error?
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« Reply #71 on: August 24, 2007, 10:59:45 pm »
bay bobbled.....pence cause him to get an error........

berk up....intentional walk...tracy must have run out of lefthanders

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« Reply #72 on: August 24, 2007, 11:03:35 pm »
lee is fixing to rip their hearts out and feed it to them.........

outside 1-0
inside...almost hit him....2-0
down the firggin middle....2-1
foul back....just missed it

foul back

chaaaaaaaaarge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just missed it.......fly out to left.....
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« Reply #73 on: August 24, 2007, 11:03:45 pm »
lamb can be the man here
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« Reply #74 on: August 24, 2007, 11:04:44 pm »
lamb us clutch...im calling it....

off the pitchers glove and thrown out at first......

2 down....2nd and 3rd
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« Reply #75 on: August 24, 2007, 11:05:10 pm »
luke being walked......its on bruntletts shoulders.....
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« Reply #76 on: August 24, 2007, 11:05:38 pm »
make 'em pay for that bruntlett!!!!!!!
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« Reply #77 on: August 24, 2007, 11:08:12 pm »
are you fucking kidding me?
are you fucking kidding me?
are you fucking kidding me?
are you fucking kidding me?
are you fucking kidding me?
are you fucking kidding me?
are you fucking kidding me?
are you fucking kidding me?
are you fucking kidding me?
are you fucking kidding me?
are you fucking kidding me?
are you fucking kidding me?
are you fucking kidding me?

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« Reply #78 on: August 24, 2007, 11:08:34 pm »
bruntlett up

outside 1-0
swing and a miss 1-1
down the middle...1-2
strike 3.....good freakin ness........

screw it...im going to get a sammich and possibly some poontang.
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« Reply #79 on: August 24, 2007, 11:11:18 pm »
let's see....
with lane back in aaa, our emergency pitcher would be
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« Reply #80 on: August 24, 2007, 11:15:44 pm »
a strikeout and two groundouts later, driskill looks great!
let's hope he can hit
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« Reply #81 on: August 24, 2007, 11:18:41 pm »
burke thought he had a walk.
he thought wrong.

1 out
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« Reply #82 on: August 24, 2007, 11:20:51 pm »
ausmus, apparently not ready for a sammich and some poontang just yet, stays patient and draws a walk 
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« Reply #83 on: August 24, 2007, 11:23:49 pm »
driskill bunts - moves the runner over!

2 out
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« Reply #84 on: August 24, 2007, 11:24:24 pm »
pence!!! up.
hold your breath
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« Reply #85 on: August 24, 2007, 11:27:11 pm »
pence!!! walks
berkman's up
big goose egg for him so far tonight
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« Reply #86 on: August 24, 2007, 11:29:24 pm »
twinkie wants that sammich.
easy out.

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« Reply #87 on: August 24, 2007, 11:32:22 pm »
to the top of the 15th...

driskill's back
walks mclouth

crap.
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« Reply #88 on: August 24, 2007, 11:34:19 pm »
both sides running out of players to use.

one of their pitchers is in to bat - bunts foul for a strikeout.
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« Reply #89 on: August 24, 2007, 11:35:44 pm »
stolen base mcclouth
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« Reply #90 on: August 24, 2007, 11:37:45 pm »
single.

error lamb.

not pretty.
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« Reply #91 on: August 24, 2007, 11:41:38 pm »
lacockroche hits 3 run homer to crawford boxes
tylenol pm, take me away.............
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« Reply #92 on: August 24, 2007, 11:43:00 pm »
bay makes it a double

sure, why not?
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« Reply #93 on: August 24, 2007, 11:43:53 pm »
bautista singles
bay's standing on 3rd

still 1 out
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« Reply #94 on: August 24, 2007, 11:44:54 pm »
sac fly, rbi maldonado

anyone wanna start talking about weiners?
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« Reply #95 on: August 24, 2007, 11:46:57 pm »
went to the loo...
came back and it was 8-3.
you do the math
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« Reply #96 on: August 24, 2007, 11:50:35 pm »
bottom of 15th

carlos singles to left
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« Reply #97 on: August 24, 2007, 11:51:47 pm »
lamb doubles - lee hauls his ass to third
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« Reply #98 on: August 24, 2007, 11:55:46 pm »
luke gets a hit
bases loaded

baseball is so fucking crazy
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« Reply #99 on: August 24, 2007, 11:59:00 pm »
the chin strikes out

1 away
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« Reply #100 on: August 25, 2007, 12:00:23 am »
burrke hits a grand slam that's just foul

he follows that by striking out
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« Reply #101 on: August 25, 2007, 12:05:05 am »
ausmus strikes out.
we left 15 stranded tonight.

piroots 8
astros 3 F

now - who's ready for fireworks?!

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« Reply #102 on: August 25, 2007, 12:06:27 am »
3 k's with the bases loaded in an extra inning game. Just one of the many reasons they are closing in on 20 games under .500.
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« Reply #103 on: August 25, 2007, 01:17:10 am »
Just got home from the park a few minutes ago.  While sitting there in the darkness at 12:15 on a Saturday morning with a couple thousand new friends waiting for the fireworks to start after watching 15 innings of two second-division teams slugging it out (and by "slugging it out" I mean "waiting for the other guy to run out of players first"), I had a bit of an epiphany.  There must be more to life than this; there just has to be.  Thus, I have decided to become a monk.  Or else a sherpa, I'm not sure which yet.  I've never been mountain climbing and I understand that monks get to drink beer (at least some monks, but I'll be sure to seek out a group where this wouldn't be a problem), so I'm leaning monk right now.  But that could change.

Seriously, that was a very interesting game even though the end result sucked.  I'm going to bed.