Author Topic: Lost amongst dogs and Muslims... (Read 6517 times)

JackAstro · « **on:** August 23, 2007, 12:13:37 pm »

Is the fact that Noe's wiener is so long, it can burrow into a badger hole and pull the damn thing back out. Happy lunchtime, fuckers!

Outlawscotty · « **Reply #1 on:** August 23, 2007, 12:23:16 pm »

even longer than his posts? Wow! NTTAWWT.

Noe · « **Reply #2 on:** August 23, 2007, 12:25:22 pm »

I don't know what surprises me most: the strange interest some of you have on the length of my post or the same interest about the length of my dog.

Either way, it's on you... not me!

Houston · « **Reply #3 on:** August 23, 2007, 12:46:18 pm »

Quote from: Noe in Austin on August 23, 2007, 12:25:22 pm

I don't know what surprises me most: the strange interest some of you have on the length of my post or the same interest about the length of my dog.

Either way, it's on you... not me!

It's just jealousy, Noe. They're haters!

Noe · « **Reply #4 on:** August 23, 2007, 12:48:47 pm »

Quote from: Houston on August 23, 2007, 12:46:18 pm

It's just jealousy, Noe. They're haters!

You people hate my slink? Damn you all!

T. J. · « **Reply #5 on:** August 23, 2007, 12:55:38 pm »

Quote from: Noe in Austin on August 23, 2007, 12:48:47 pm

You people hate my slink! Damn you all!

You named your weiner Slink? Mine is called the Octagon, but I also nicknamed my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater

JackAstro · « **Reply #6 on:** August 23, 2007, 12:58:14 pm »

Quote from: T. J. on August 23, 2007, 12:55:38 pm

You named your weiner Slink? Mine is called the Octagon, but I also nicknamed my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater

If you ladies play your cards right...

MusicMan · « **Reply #7 on:** August 23, 2007, 01:03:45 pm »

Quote from: T. J. on August 23, 2007, 12:55:38 pm

You named your weiner Slink? Mine is called the Octagon, but I also nicknamed my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater

Maybe you oughta stop talking Champ... you know, sit out a hand or two.

Noe · « **Reply #8 on:** August 23, 2007, 01:11:59 pm »

Quote from: T. J. on August 23, 2007, 12:55:38 pm

You named your weiner Slink? Mine is called the Octagon, but I also nicknamed my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater

What species of dog is "testes"? Nevermind, I suspect you guys are talking about something *entirely* different than me.

MusicMan · « **Reply #9 on:** August 23, 2007, 01:13:14 pm »

You are so wise... you're like a miniature Buddha, covered in fur.

JackAstro · « **Reply #10 on:** August 23, 2007, 01:20:17 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on August 23, 2007, 01:13:14 pm

You are so wise... you're like a miniature Buddha, covered in fur.

Wait, are you talking to Baxter, or Noe's wiener?

MusicMan · « **Reply #11 on:** August 23, 2007, 01:29:21 pm »

Both.

Noe · « **Reply #12 on:** August 23, 2007, 01:30:32 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on August 23, 2007, 01:29:21 pm

Both.

I'm not responsible if he bites you. You're on your own.

Outlawscotty · « **Reply #13 on:** August 23, 2007, 01:34:46 pm »

Quote from: Noe in Austin on August 23, 2007, 01:30:32 pm

I'm not responsible if he bites you. You're on your own.

Depends on if the badger hole is on your property or not when the clock strikes September...

http://www.capitol.state.tx.us/tlodocs/80R/analysis/html/HB01355H.htm

Noe · « **Reply #14 on:** August 23, 2007, 01:36:28 pm »

Quote from: outlawscotty on August 23, 2007, 01:34:46 pm

Depends on if the badger hole is on your property or not when the clock strikes September...

http://www.capitol.state.tx.us/tlodocs/80R/analysis/html/HB01355H.htm

It's not about the law with wieners. It's about disposition.

Outlawscotty · « **Reply #15 on:** August 23, 2007, 01:37:49 pm »

remy · « **Reply #16 on:** August 23, 2007, 02:06:32 pm »

I wonder if Noe has a tendency of tripping over his dachsund. You know, since it's so long.

Noe · « **Reply #17 on:** August 23, 2007, 02:49:39 pm »

Quote from: remy on August 23, 2007, 02:06:32 pm

I wonder if Noe has a tendency of tripping over his dachsund. You know, since it's so long.

I'm very careful with my wiener. I very seldom step on it.

JimR · « **Reply #18 on:** August 23, 2007, 03:21:04 pm »

Quote from: remy on August 23, 2007, 02:06:32 pm

I wonder if Noe has a tendency of tripping over his dachsund. You know, since it's so long.

Mrs. Noe really loves the dachsund.

JackAstro · « **Reply #19 on:** August 23, 2007, 03:24:36 pm »

Quote from: JimR on August 23, 2007, 03:21:04 pm

Mrs. Noe really loves the dachsund.

Craig · « **Reply #20 on:** August 23, 2007, 03:48:24 pm »

Quote from: JimR on August 23, 2007, 03:21:04 pm

Mrs. Noe really loves the dachsund.

I wonder if she badgers him about it.

JimR · « **Reply #21 on:** August 23, 2007, 04:09:33 pm »

Quote from: Craig on August 23, 2007, 03:48:24 pm

I wonder if she badgers him about it.

dunno. she did say something about ahole.

MusicMan · « **Reply #22 on:** August 23, 2007, 04:12:00 pm »

So when Noe says he's walking the dog, is he really pulling for the team?

tophfar · « **Reply #23 on:** August 23, 2007, 04:12:29 pm »

the 1 hole or the 2?

Noe · « **Reply #24 on:** August 23, 2007, 05:40:47 pm »

Quote from: Craig on August 23, 2007, 03:48:24 pm

I wonder if she badgers him about it.

My wiener is a he, all macho baby!!! NTTAWWT (and I love my slink too!)

MRaup · « **Reply #25 on:** August 23, 2007, 05:41:43 pm »

Quote from: Noe in Austin on August 23, 2007, 05:40:47 pm

My wiener is a he, all macho baby!!! NTTAWWT (and I love my slink too!)

Two in the pink, one in the slink?

Noe · « **Reply #26 on:** August 23, 2007, 05:46:40 pm »

Quote from: MRaup on August 23, 2007, 05:41:43 pm

Two in the pink, one in the slink?

Okay, let's get one thing straight... I only understand about *this* much of what you're saying...

tophfar · « **Reply #27 on:** August 23, 2007, 05:58:56 pm »

Quote from: Noe in Austin on August 23, 2007, 05:46:40 pm

Okay, let's get one thing straight... I only understand about *this* much of what you're saying...

now that's a shocker...

JackAstro · « **Reply #28 on:** August 23, 2007, 08:51:43 pm »

Quote from: MRaup on August 23, 2007, 05:41:43 pm

Two in the pink, one in the slink?

Quote from: tophfar on August 23, 2007, 05:58:56 pm

now that's a shocker...

This has all gone so much further than I had originally dared to dream. Bravo, boys. Bravo.

remy · « **Reply #29 on:** August 23, 2007, 09:26:20 pm »

Quote from: MRaup on August 23, 2007, 05:41:43 pm

Two in the pink, one in the slink?

Quote from: Noe in Austin on August 23, 2007, 05:46:40 pm

Okay, let's get one thing straight... I only understand about *this* much of what you're saying...

Ah see, he's referring to a sacred practice Pi Theta Phi teaches their pledges at UT. Don't think too hard about it.

Noe · « **Reply #30 on:** August 23, 2007, 10:49:36 pm »

Quote from: remy on August 23, 2007, 09:26:20 pm

Ah see, he's referring to a sacred practice Pi Theta Phi teaches their pledges at UT. Don't think too hard about it.

Physician, heal thyself (really, don't think too hard about it).

MRaup · « **Reply #31 on:** August 24, 2007, 12:31:03 am »

Quote from: JackAstro on August 23, 2007, 08:51:43 pm

This has all gone so much further than I had originally dared to dream. Bravo, boys. Bravo.

I really just couldn't resist. So many trees this thread could be steered in to...

94CougarGrad · « **Reply #32 on:** August 24, 2007, 06:20:06 am »

Quote from: T. J. on August 23, 2007, 12:55:38 pm

You named your weiner Slink? Mine is called the Octagon, but I also nicknamed my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater

Those UFC guys like to go into the Octagon, and if that's your deal... ew.

Phil_in_CS · « **Reply #33 on:** August 25, 2007, 08:14:35 pm »

I take a couple days off, totally off tv and the internet. I check back in, pick the post title that makes the least sense, and read this.

I get the sinking suspicion the team is in last place or something.