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Things I love
« on: August 16, 2007, 07:36:54 pm »
Hot dogs, baseball, apple pie, and Chevrolets.
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Re: Things I love
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2007, 08:05:05 pm »
Hot dogs

I knew you loved weiners.
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Re: Things I love
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2007, 09:18:48 pm »
Hot dogs, baseball, apple pie, and Chevrolets.
as long as they are all found at astros baseball games you are in business
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Re: Things I love
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2007, 09:29:00 pm »
Hot dogs, baseball, apple pie, and Brad Lidge.
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Re: Things I love
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2007, 09:32:25 pm »
And me, of course
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Re: Things I love
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2007, 10:07:03 pm »
Not to pick nits, but isn't the order baseball, then hot dogs?  After hearing that freaking commercial about 27,000 times this year I think it's etched in my brain.

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« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2007, 10:37:21 pm »
Not to pick nits, but isn't the order baseball, then hot dogs?  After hearing that freaking commercial about 27,000 times this year I think it's etched in my brain.

yeah, but at the very end, "blah blah blah fields" WHAT?

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Re: Things I love
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2007, 10:57:53 pm »

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Re: Things I love
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2007, 11:35:40 pm »
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_rYXmWY9HY4

Thanks, dont think Chevy is particularly American, dont hear greed and dickless fucktards anywhere in the jingle, but still cant catch what theyre saying at the end "mumbled something fields".

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Re: Things I love
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2007, 12:10:18 am »
Thanks, dont think Chevy is particularly American, dont hear greed and dickless fucktards anywhere in the jingle, but still cant catch what theyre saying at the end "mumbled something fields".

That video is why the terrorist hate us.... that and Toby Keith.
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Re: Things I love
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2007, 06:51:59 am »
That video is why the terrorist hate us.... that and Toby Keith.

I got news for you pal, they hate us regardless of those things.  They're just a convenient excuse
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Re: Things I love
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2007, 08:30:36 am »
I love two-out rallies
Long tall sallies
Comeback wins
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and twins
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Re: Things I love
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2007, 08:58:27 am »
Raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens, sunrises, chinese noodles, and crap like that.
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« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2007, 09:04:16 am »
I love little baby ducks, old pick-up trucks, slow-moving trains, and rain
I love little country streams, sleep without dreams, sunday school in may,
And hay

I love leaves in the wind, pictures of my friends, birds in the world, and squirrels
I love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups, bourbon in a glass, and grass

I love honest open smiles, kisses from a child, tomatoes on the vine, and onions
I love winners when they cry, losers when they try, music when its good, and life
And I love you too

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Re: Things I love
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2007, 09:08:54 am »
I love the small of a woman's back.

And boobs. Big boobs.

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Re: Things I love
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2007, 09:10:05 am »
myself.
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Re: Things I love
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2007, 09:29:27 am »
I love little baby ducks, old pick-up trucks, slow-moving trains, and rain
I love little country streams, sleep without dreams, sunday school in may,
And hay

I love leaves in the wind, pictures of my friends, birds in the world, and squirrels
I love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups, bourbon in a glass, and grass

I love honest open smiles, kisses from a child, tomatoes on the vine, and onions
I love winners when they cry, losers when they try, music when its good, and life
And I love you too

If you're gonna quote the great Tom T. Hall, how could you not use this one:

In some of my songs I have casually mentioned
The fact that I like to drink beer
This little song is more to the point
Roll out the barrel and lend me your ears


I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)
Whiskeys too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer
(he likes beer)

My wife often frowns when were out on the town
And Im wearing a suit and a tie
Shes sipping vermouth and she thinks Im uncouth
When I yell as the waiter goes by


Last night I dreamed that I passed from the scene
And I went to a place so sublime
Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer
Then they turned it all into wine (awww)

I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)
Whiskeys too rough, champagne costs too much, and vodka puts my mouth in gear
Aw, this little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I love beer
(yes, he likes beer)

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Re: Things I love
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2007, 10:12:29 am »
myself.

Your probation officer called... he said doing that so close to the elementary school is a violation of your conditions of probation.
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Re: Things I love
« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2007, 10:15:03 am »
Your probation officer called... he said doing that so close to the elementary school is a violation of your conditions of probation.

Nah.  I just look in the mirror and admire the shine on the top of my head, the one attached to my neck.
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Re: Things I love
« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2007, 10:30:42 am »
myself.

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
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Re: Things I love
« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2007, 10:36:06 am »
I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no


Without Christina Amphlett's sexy voice, that's just weird.
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Re: Things I love
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2007, 10:24:44 pm »
I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no


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Re: Things I love
« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2007, 10:43:12 pm »
I love Astros wins and Turdinal losses.

Things I would love but have never seen:

Lidge beaning Poohole in the head and then flying to Bristol and whooping John Crook's fat arse.
Unga bungaed by the BBGs.

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Re: Things I love
« Reply #23 on: August 19, 2007, 11:28:48 pm »
Thanks, dont think Chevy is particularly American, dont hear greed and dickless fucktards anywhere in the jingle, but still cant catch what theyre saying at the end "mumbled something fields".

Face painters, satellite radio, endorsement deals, and Chevrolet.

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« Reply #24 on: August 20, 2007, 09:04:02 am »
Face painters, satellite radio, endorsement deals, and Chevrolet.

It's good to be back from vacation, tackling major issues again.

"Endorsement deals"! Nothing to do with "fields".  Thank you, now I can stop listening. 

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« Reply #25 on: August 20, 2007, 09:49:58 am »
The cover of today's Houston Chronicle Health magazine.
''I just did an interview with someone I like more than you. I used a lot of big words on him. I don't have anything left for you.'' --Brad Ausmus

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