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Taras Bulba

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Today's DQ Moment
« on: August 02, 2007, 01:58:09 pm »
1.2 innings.  9 hits.  8 runs.  3 earned.

I feel bad about this.
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Re: Today's DQ Moment
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2007, 01:59:33 pm »
Quote from: Taras Bulba on August 02, 2007, 01:58:09 pm
1.2 innings.  9 hits.  8 runs.  3 earned.

I feel bad about this.

I can tell. I could barely read your post because of the tear stains.
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Re: Today's DQ Moment
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2007, 02:00:42 pm »
Quote from: Taras Bulba on August 02, 2007, 01:58:09 pm
1.2 innings.  9 hits.  8 runs.  3 earned.

I feel bad about this.

And booed off the mound too.http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-yankeesclemens&prov=ap&type=lgns
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Re: Today's DQ Moment
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2007, 02:01:05 pm »
Will ESPiN point out that this is the first time he has ever left this early without faking a hamstring injury or getting himself ejected?
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Re: Today's DQ Moment
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2007, 02:03:46 pm »
Helluva game though.  Yankees put up an 8 spot in the bottom of the inning.
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Re: Today's DQ Moment
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2007, 02:15:59 pm »
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Re: Today's DQ Moment
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2007, 03:17:34 pm »
Since we're posting former player stats, Morgan hit a 2 run shot in the second for the fathers.
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Re: Today's DQ Moment
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2007, 03:19:02 pm »
Quote from: Curly on August 02, 2007, 03:17:34 pm
Since we're posting former player stats, Morgan hit a 2 run shot in the second for the fathers.

Good for him- I hope he turns it around and has a fine career.

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Re: Today's DQ Moment
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2007, 03:34:43 pm »
Quote from: T. J. on August 02, 2007, 02:00:42 pm
And booed off the mound too.http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-yankeesclemens&prov=ap&type=lgns

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'Nuff said.
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Re: Today's DQ Moment
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2007, 04:11:33 pm »
I bet he is wishing he still had that HEB endorsement money.
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Re: Today's DQ Moment
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2007, 04:42:34 pm »
I'm betting on the tried and true hamstring tweak.
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Re: Today's DQ Moment
« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2007, 04:44:12 pm »
Quote from: JimR on August 02, 2007, 04:42:34 pm
I'm betting on the tried and true hamstring tweak.

I think his back tightens up too.  But the hamstring is a great excuse.  It implies that he overexerted himself.
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Re: Today's DQ Moment
« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2007, 04:45:14 pm »
Fatigued groin?
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Re: Today's DQ Moment
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2007, 04:46:14 pm »
Quote from: Andyzipp on August 02, 2007, 04:44:12 pm
I think his back tightens up too.  But the hamstring is a great excuse.  It implies that he overexerted himself.

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Re: Today's DQ Moment
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2007, 04:49:07 pm »
...and Ensberg goes deep for the second time 3-4.  Good for him, hope he keeps it going for the Pads.
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Re: Today's DQ Moment
« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2007, 04:55:17 pm »
Amazing what Morgan can do if he swings. Why didn't we give him a chance?
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Re: Today's DQ Moment
« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2007, 04:58:09 pm »
Quote from: JimR on August 02, 2007, 04:55:17 pm
Amazing what Morgan can do if he swings. Why didn't we give him a chance?

Because we had Loretta, Lamb and Charlie Hayes in front of him.  If only...
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Re: Today's DQ Moment
« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2007, 05:49:52 pm »
Quote from: JimR on August 02, 2007, 04:55:17 pm
Amazing what Morgan can do if he swings. Why didn't we give him a chance?

I wish him well. The better he is, the better the PTBNL.
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Re: Today's DQ Moment
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2007, 07:52:09 pm »
Mo, in the postgame:

"I decided I was most successful when I was aggressive and when I swung as hard as I could. I came here with the idea that if I see the ball, I'm going to absolutely let it fly. If not, I'm going to go down in a huge ball of flames."
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Re: Today's DQ Moment
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2007, 08:21:54 pm »
Quote from: mihoba on August 02, 2007, 05:49:52 pm
I wish him well. The better he is, the better the PTBNL.
Eggsactly what I was thinking.
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Re: Today's DQ Moment
« Reply #20 on: August 02, 2007, 08:23:29 pm »
Quote from: mihoba on August 02, 2007, 05:49:52 pm
I wish him well. The better he is, the better the PTBNL.

I didn't realize it worked that way. I thought the teams agreed on a list of players at the time the trade is made, and then wrangle it out later. Interesting.
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Re: Today's DQ Moment
« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2007, 08:55:34 am »
Quote from: kevinG on August 02, 2007, 07:52:09 pm
Mo, in the postgame:

"I decided I was most successful when I was aggressive and when I swung as hard as I could. I came here with the idea that if I see the ball, I'm going to absolutely let it fly. If not, I'm going to go down in a huge ball of flames."

Damn, Mo, only about 3,000,000 people told you that while you were in an Astro uniform.
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Re: Today's DQ Moment
« Reply #22 on: August 03, 2007, 08:57:20 am »
Quote from: MusicMan on August 03, 2007, 08:55:34 am
Damn, Mo, only about 3,000,000 people told you that while you were in an Astro uniform.

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« Reply #23 on: August 03, 2007, 09:00:23 am »
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Re: Today's DQ Moment
« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2007, 09:01:52 am »
Quote from: kevinG on August 02, 2007, 07:52:09 pm
Mo, in the postgame:

"I decided I was most successful when I was aggressive and when I swung as hard as I could. I came here with the idea that if I see the ball, I'm going to absolutely let it fly. If not, I'm going to go down in a huge ball of flames."

Huge ball of flames will likely be start #2.
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« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2007, 09:06:33 am »
Quote from: Limey on August 03, 2007, 09:01:52 am
Huge ball of flames will likely be start #2.

more like "PFFTTtttzzzzeeee....poof"
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Re: Today's DQ Moment
« Reply #26 on: August 04, 2007, 08:36:26 am »
Last night after his last at-bat, shades of the Astro Mo... look at strike three, then turn and ask the ump, "You really sure that was strike three?"

Aw, hell, Mo, I wish you well, even though it's weird to see you in a Padres shirt.
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Re: Today's DQ Moment
« Reply #27 on: August 04, 2007, 09:18:38 am »
Quote from: 94CougarGrad on August 04, 2007, 08:36:26 am
Last night after his last at-bat, shades of the Astro Mo... look at strike three, then turn and ask the ump, "You really sure that was strike three?"

Aw, hell, Mo, I wish you well, even though it's weird to see you in a Padres shirt.
it just would not be a problem if he could get the umps to install the moberg all encompassing never have to take the bat off the shoulders strike zone
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