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Craig Biggio Can Lick My Balls
« on: June 29, 2007, 10:10:42 am »
Seriously.  My seats for tonight's game are close enough for him to do so.  Just before he goes and gets hit number three thousand and something.

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« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2007, 10:13:29 am »
Don't be hating. 
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« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2007, 10:16:44 am »
My seats for tonight's game are close enough for him to do so.  Just before he goes and gets hit number three thousand and something.

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« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2007, 10:29:36 am »
My son turned 6 last week.  About 2 years ago when he was 4 and just starting to understand baseball and what daddy was watching on tv he asked me questions about the players on the Astros team.  I'd always tell him the only good team was the Astros (and Cubs, yuck; my wife would eat my spleen if I told him suck) so he wanted to know something about the players.  Berkman is the best hitter; Bagwell is hurt; Biggio has been there the longest...  For reasons I don't know my son took to Biggio immediately.  He started pretending he was Biggio when he'd play is "baseball games" in and around the house.  His favorite number became "7".  He's wanted to see Biggio play in person for 2 years.  I had finally been able to arrange to get the family to Houston for the Sunday July 1 game.  Dumbass Fox changes things so that Sunday is now a day game after a night game.  Now, I just hope Biggio gets to pinch hit so my son can see him play in person just once.
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« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2007, 10:30:40 am »
Seriously.  My seats for tonight's game are close enough for him to do so.  Just before he goes and gets hit number three thousand and something.

Shitbag.

I think this should be the thread where we make embarrassing, maudlin statements about our love for Biggio and our favorite Biggio moments.

After watching all the hype roll by last night (and even buying a Chronicle this morning) I realized that I didn't have a favorite Biggio moment.  I remember when he got called up, I remember watching him in excitement in his first All-Star Game (committing the only catcher's interference in All-Star History).  I remember the ringing doubles down the left-field line, taking and giving hard slides at second, the dirty uniform.  Somewhere along the way, Craig Biggio and the Houston Astros became so intertwined that it's hard for me to separate the two.

And last night, how about last night?  The hits Biggio got tonight were pure Biggio.  He hustled and scraped out those infield singles, and his hustle ended up being the key factor in winning the game.  He played fearlessly and challenged the defense to make plays.  Say what you want about him getting thrown out, if he hadn't taken risks like that he wouldn't have more doubles than any right-handed hitter in history.  Congratulations Bidge.  We'll see you in Cooperstown.




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« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2007, 10:38:21 am »
Craig Biggio made my decision between the Astros game and the Police concert tonight EXTREMELY easy.

Thanks Craig!

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« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2007, 10:39:30 am »
I think this should be the thread where we make embarrassing, maudlin statements about our love for Biggio and our favorite Biggio moments.

Bollocks to that.  He's dead to me.
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Re: Craig Biggio Can Lick My Balls
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2007, 10:50:29 am »
So are you saying I should give your tickets to someone else for tonight's game?
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« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2007, 10:54:14 am »
So are you saying I should give your tickets to someone else for tonight's game?

No way!  I'm there to cheer on Rick White.
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« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2007, 10:57:56 am »
So are you saying I should give your tickets to someone else for tonight's game?

I've heard about these tickets. Will Limey be sharing French fries with George and Babs?

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« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2007, 11:02:10 am »
I've heard about these tickets. Will Limey be sharing French fries with George and Babs?

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« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2007, 11:04:29 am »
I have to be careful.  I have a colleague who has threatened to tell the Secret Service that I'm a communist.

That's not me who's been spreading the rumors. You once told me you voted for Thatcher, but then I suspect that was just a cover.

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« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2007, 11:06:44 am »
That's not me who's been spreading the rumors. You once told me you voted for Thatcher, but then I suspect that was just a cover.

What do you mean voted?  I assumed the royals just kept fornicating with their cousins until parliment was just oozed out of the queen mother.  Is that NOT how their gubment is set up?

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« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2007, 11:08:03 am »
That's not me who's been spreading the rumors. You once told me you voted for Thatcher, but then I suspect that was just a cover.

I voted for her twice (in different elections) before she went insane.  She and Blair are poster children for term limits.
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« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2007, 11:09:40 am »
What do you mean voted?  I assumed the royals just kept fornicating with their cousins until parliment was just oozed out of the queen mother.  Is that NOT how their gubment is set up?

You could add the Queen Mother to your list in the GZ last night.

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« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2007, 11:10:05 am »
What do you mean voted?  I assumed the royals just kept fornicating with their cousins until parliment was just oozed out of the queen mother.  Is that NOT how their gubment is set up?

Correct.  I understand that, today, Dick Cheney has asserted that he's actually royalty, and therefore everyone can go fuck themselves.
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« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2007, 11:12:28 am »
You could add the Queen Mother to your list in the GZ last night.

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« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2007, 11:52:39 am »
I think this should be the thread where we make embarrassing, maudlin statements about our love for Biggio and our favorite Biggio moments.

After watching all the hype roll by last night (and even buying a Chronicle this morning) I realized that I didn't have a favorite Biggio moment.  I remember when he got called up, I remember watching him in excitement in his first All-Star Game (and committed the only catcher's interference in All-Star History).  I remember the ringing doubles down the left-field line, taking and giving hard slides at second, the dirty uniform.  Somewhere along the way, Craig Biggio and the Houston Astros became so intertwined that it's hard for me to separate the two.

And last night, how about last night?  The hits Biggio got tonight were pure Biggio.  He hustled and scraped out those infield singles, and his hustle ended up being the key factor in winning the game.  He played fearlessly and challenged the defense to make plays.  Say what you want about him getting thrown out, if he hadn't taken risks like that he wouldn't have more doubles than any right-handed hitter in history.  Congratulations Bidge.  We'll see you in Cooperstown.






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« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2007, 01:23:52 pm »
I voted for her twice (in different elections) before she went insane.  She and Blair are poster children for term limits.

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« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2007, 08:05:53 pm »
I had finally been able to arrange to get the family to Houston for the Sunday July 1 game.  Dumbass Fox changes things so that Sunday is now a day game after a night game.  Now, I just hope Biggio gets to pinch hit so my son can see him play in person just once.

hmmmm...isn't that game part of the 17-game craig biggio roadto3000superdooperextremevaluepackage they were hawking non-stop up until this homestand?

in my humble opinion, i think we see lots of craig here at home...after the all-star break, maybe not so much...    

and, if i may be so bold to suggest, please try to take the "early-bird" tour at MMPUS if you have tickets for any of the upcoming games.  not only do you get into the park before the general public, BUT, after a 45 minute walkabout, you end up in the diamond club seats...at about the time the astros are taking batting practice.  i sat in barbara's seat and had a fantastic view (budgirl - you would DIE!!) of everyone the last time we did it.  totally worth it.  
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« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2007, 09:30:32 pm »
I have to be careful.  I have a colleague who has threatened to tell the Secret Service that I'm a communist.

You mean they don't already know?  My cousin's an agent here in town; you had BEST secure me those Gleach seats at some point in the future.  And, no, I don't get laughs for a living (good thing, huh?)

BTW, yes, my son still has the baseball that Lamb gave him that night two (three?) years ago.  Thanks again, Gleach.  If memory fails either or both of you on that, then so be it.  Thanks again, anyway.
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« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2007, 10:39:56 pm »
Seriously.  My seats for tonight's game are close enough for him to do so.  Just before he goes and gets hit number three thousand and something.

Shitbag.

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« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2007, 10:49:40 pm »
Tito Fuentes is gonna be DEAD , and you're gonna say, "I've been listening to him pitch for YEARS, and I think he's FABulous."
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« Reply #24 on: June 30, 2007, 01:32:30 am »
Tito Fuentes is gonna be DEAD , and you're gonna say, "I've been listening to him pitch for YEARS, and I think he's FABulous."

Now THAT... Was damn funny.
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« Reply #25 on: June 30, 2007, 03:56:22 pm »
I've still got a low obp, but I'm working on it.
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