Will Willy bunt with Lorretta at 3rd?
Great. 6 up, 6 down. Does ANYONE in the Astros organization have a book on Jason Hirsh by chance? No?
What makes him any worse than Wainwright, Kip Wells, Lowry, Owings, Belisle, Maholm, Bush, etc. etc. etc.?
Oh, uh, only fair...I started drinking early tonight and will be extra surly with anyone willing to step up and post this evening.
I liked the super slo-mo of Wandy's pitch....wanna fight about it?
You would, asshole.
How many pitches for him? Seems like lots of full counts.
Wandy strikes out another fucking Rox. Good job by Wandy. Redneck cocksuck. I'll eat your liver.
44 or so. Not great, but he is getting it done.
Wandy's a redneck?
I don't remember his outfield play being any less guesswork than what is the current performance of Hun Pence.
YOU WANT SOME?7 up, 7 down.
tha'sts a matter of opionoin. fucker.
Some what?
fredalkie?
Asshole polesmoke.
OF YOUR OWN LIVER, POOPIEPANTS.8 up, 8 down.OKIE!
Don't fuck with me: I'm a bad man. I killed two would-be birds with my bare hands tonight. Well, actually, I used a pole saw to pull a nest out of the bathroom vent, and the eggs fell out and broke. Still...
Jeebuz H. 9 up, 9 down, now. No thanks. Okie?
You heard me, Buckeye. Lick the fly. Do it NOW.
Memo to Wandy: pull your head out of your ass.
Hey, did you guys see that chick at Einstein Bros today? She needed a solid fucking and a cinderblock in the nose. Agreed? Good.0-0 rox after 3.
IN TO THE FIFTH. WE ARE BEING PERFECTED. BY JASON HIRSH. IN COORS.YOU. GIANT. CHONCHAS.
My husband keeps yelling, "It's gonna be a no-hitter!"
garbledyfunk
Bitch, you better step off. This is my gig.
Now we have to score two to win. Odds have dropped dramatically.
Go fuck yourself.
GAME OVER! Remember to tip your waiters and waitresses. If you're driving, don't drink, if you're drinking...share.I think I just caught my dick in my pants. Can I play for the Astros? Can I at least GM?
In your pants? I thought you always took it out and played with it during the game?
After 3 times in one evening, it gets sore. Maybe you could come over and help.
Shouldn't you be talking to the BBGs?
I don't remmembmemrmem r asking you a goddamn thing.
What makes IT worse is that if any fucking team on EARTH should know what he throws and how to hit him, IT SHOULD BE THE HOUSTON ASTROS.
You offered me $50k to get that turtle off your back using toothpicks and a 4-leaf clover.
Edited to add necessary words for the sake of logic.
We don't need your fancy words, college boy. GO TIGLES!
There's a small part of me that would love to see Hirsh hit a grand slam here just to see what Alkie would say.
back to the perfecto.before some asshole brings it up, let me say that this perfect game has no bearing on my thought son the jennings trade. it sucked WELL before our top prospect from LAST SEASON threw a perfect game against us. that's just the cherry.I eat popes for breakfast.
Lo breaks it up right here.
My money is on AE.
Who wants to bet that Hirsh doesn't Evne NKNOW he's got a perfect game going.Lo homes to LF. Out.35 up 35 down.
You have no money and AE is a bitch.
i was thinking the same thing. damn.
oout
EasTexAlkidia?
we could see a run.
I also have Extra Innings. Plenty of runs on channels 736-743.
glad my directv is out so i dont have to watch this
ROY OSWALTs'S COMING IN! S DNO!!! IT's A DAMN TEASTER!! YOU FUCKS.I"Lll LIVER YOUR BAD HEART!
I overeat barrio queso when I need to see runs.
you see the TB bullpen implode and give up 6 runs in the bottom of the ninth to the Jays?
Barrio queso is Houston, not Austin. The "mexican" "food" in Austin isn't even bad Tex-Mex, it's so awful.
Come on, man, I love me some El Arroyo. Especially when you want to see runs.
i gotta try this stuff. next time you AA get together, give us Houstonites a heads up so we can scurry out there and join ya
SHIT!, no. how did I miss bottom of the basement AL east baesellblal?
Spanish Flowers. It's the place to get the runs.
El Arroyo? Dude. It's fine, but it's just this side of Taco Bell as far as "Mexican" goes.
Have you eaten there recently? It's not anywhere close to "fine". It's fucking repulsive.There's a couple of Taqueria La Tapitia's in Austin now. I won't claim to be a Mexican food Con-a-sewer, but it's the closest thing that I know of here.
I don't agree.
Honestly, does anyone here see this 1-0 deficit as insurmountalbe?
I haven't eaten there recently, but I will say this. There's a place on.................................FUCK....................where was it. I could drive you there, but not tell you what street it was on.......about 20 blocks east of 35 in a green building that actually had really good enchiladas.That was the best we found.
You're not talking about Vivo or El Chile on Manor are you? Those are both good, but a little bit trendy, but that might be a recent development given how that area has changed recently.
At least there was a hit. Given enough itme, we could see a run.
Not even close.This place was at..........god....like 6th and (20 blocks east of I35). Green pastel building. Have to order in Spanish or starve.
Hey guys! Sorry I'm late, what'd I miss? Let's see...Liver EatingFrancis Scott KeyEnchiladas in AustinEastTexAlkieJason Hirsch kicking ass...WHAT? Now THAT just makes no fucking sense.
Who didn't see that coming?
sorry,http://youtube.com/watch?v=bRch-QMwXS8
Hard lineouts to third???
Trying to sober me up?
You guys...... Francis Scott Key certainly had no better brawl than this from which to gain the pluck it took to pen the National Anthem.Given all of these virtual, and I am sure some non-virtual, "bombs bursting in air", I am nearly motivated to go Limerick.But to a much lesser point, It may have been who I was comparing Taveras to. After watching Beltran sail around CF seemingly without effort, WT always appeared very tenative to me in his FIRST year. I remember him dropping some catchable balls every now and then. I don't see Hunter as THAT much less of a fielding talent. Appearing raw at times, Pence makes most of the plays, at least the running and catching part. however Taveras' arm, without a doubt, is a cannon compared to HP's slingshot. But for now, no matter where their defensive skills lie, most people would choose HP over WT in center for the difference in offense. That is all.
So, really. Insurmountable? Whaaa?
Day ain't over yit.
So.......when LANCE BERKMAN hits EXTRA BASE HITS.......the Astros can lead ballgames. I see.
Who else hopes a fucking tsunami blows thru Denver and calls this game right here right now?Alkie...EasTex...Pravata...somebody make this happen.
Is there such a thing as a flash blizzard?
Am I the last in the world to see this classic?Woo woooo! -Bubb Rubb
Jesus H. Christ. Doesn't it seem like we've had an inordinate number of triples hit against us this season? I'm sure the fielders have nothing to do with it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8En-fucking-joy.Yeah!!!
Is Cabrera STILL a Brave?
Aw really? When?
I like how Hunter runs right to the base of the wall on every fly that hits the fence. It's if he expects the ball to stick.
Why? Did we stop using those velcro balls that you use to fuck with housecats?
Like that. Did they have velcro walls and balls in Corpus? I dont think he was paying attention in high school physics. Vectors ya dumbass. Also screen doors is how you fuck with cats.
Found it. http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=100679.0 March 15.
Few teams but the Astros could fall to score from second on a double...
There was the possibility it would be caught. Surely you would not want him doubled off?
if you slo-mo dvr the fxsw intro to the return to the top of the 7th when julio enters, there're two incredible hot women doing stuff and with stuffgreat balls of. balls
;QOFG VLZIUGH;AWROGHQ; GEBN;GYH'GYH/AIKJLSCVH/LWIKEGHVPILKNIHL
think it was some mom-daughter nacho action.
Single, WP, double, walk.... and no runs scored.
;QOFG VLZIUGH;AWROGHQ; P@RO;GYH'GYH/AIKJLSCVH/LWIKEGHVPILKNIHL
Fixed it for you.
Finally something someone here makes sense!
Leave my GEBN alone.
I got dibs! We're a thing now.
That was such a dumbfuck time to put the squeeze on.
Stock up on the antibiotics and chew toys.
We'vre oalringedy up by 12. what sod you care?
Office poolll1!!!!Blown Save in the 8th goes to ______ on a ______ to ________.I am willing to give ______ to Alkie.
dirty sanchez
Well that was worth the price of admission.
Totally.I still don't believe it.
I hope Rapuano isn't behind the plate in this series. He's just the kind of dick that would carry that over to his strike zone.
I don't think I've ever seen him do that.
He's not. It moves clockwise.
Oh goodie, CB Bucknor tomorrow.
Does anyone else feel like we're winning?
Yep. Even worse. Barely.Does anyone else feel like we're winning?
Prediction (barring suspension): Berkman 3-5 tomorrow - HR - 3 RBI
Rapuano is welcome to eat shit out of my dog's ass with a spoon.
Ladies and germs...CrashTest has arrived
Ed Rapuano can eat the shit out of my peanuts.
That was impressive. I do believe Mr. Lidge may have found the switch.
And quickly racking up his ignore count already.
no.
Why not? This is Astros baseball.
The new Miller High Life commercial is the shit.
garner ejected
Heh. To have only 5 posts and yet 3 members (heh heh... members) ignoring you...Sounds like he's heading for a Spack-er-vention.
Rapuano is BIGGER than the GAME. Or at least HE thinks so.
Even CB Bucknor is shaking his head in disugust.
Uh oh, Rockies announcers noticed Berkman was on the field when the benches cleared. Think he'll get suspended for that since he'd been ejected already.
[obvious]I'm thinking that Luke Scott going on one of his rampages might be a good thing for this team.[/obvious]
This has shades of that wild game vs. Chicago late in '04 fired the team up for their historic run.Then again, not really.
Something must have been going on between the fellow Panamanians we were not privvy to.
JD- As Luke writes in his pitch log:"Dear Diarie:After my good buddy Carlos got drilled, I felt compelled to hit on into the seats to provide us with a little extra cushion.See ya tomorrow,LukePS Just to make it interesting, I hit this one to left field."
That's crap. He's drawing his favorite My Little Pony. (Baby Quackers - http://www.geocities.com/ginny_2001_2001/1986/1986.html#twins )
if nothing else: a great fucking game
11:00 on a weeknight and I'm Googling Baby Quackers...http://www.aikarin.com/mlp/extras/babyquackers_ds.jpg
http://images.google.com/imghp?tab=wiType 'My Little Pony Baby Quackers'It's so easy! Trade them with your friends!
No, not funny. Just an excuse for me to promote My Little Pony.
I'm gonna eat some right now.
Who is Glenn Wilson? Anyone?
On the replay of Luke's homer, the majority of the people in the stands are clapping and jumping up and down, and alot of cheering in the background. Are there that many Astros fans in Colorado?
Every time I see the replay of Lance's apeshittery, I'm loving it more and more. This HAS to be the turning point for him.
hard-hitting OFer for the Pirates. from the Houston area. may have finished up with the Astros, not surehe was a very good player.
I was at Wrigley for all of those games. My first time to Chicago. Wheeler nails, I believe Sosa, on his first pitch as an Astro. Roy gets into it with Barrett. Great series we swept (4 games).