Erica: You American!?
The Colonel: Red Blooded!
Erica: Oh yeah? What's the capitol of Texas!?
The Colonel: Austin.
Erica: Wrong, commie...It's HOUSTON!
I love that movie.
Same line from Canadian Bacon....
John Candy: Where'd they take our friend?
Steven Wright: To the capital
John Candy: Ok everybody, we're going to Toronto!
Steven Wright: But the capital of Canada is Ottawa
John Candy: We weren't born yesterday....