Author Topic: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07 (Read 35180 times)

Lurch · « **on:** May 17, 2007, 06:49:18 pm »

Biggio   2B
Lamb   3B
Berkman   1B
Lee   LF
Scott   RF
Pence   CF
Everett   SS
Ausmus   C
Oswalt   P

Winn   CF
Lewis   RF
Kelsko   1B
Bonds   LF
Durham   2B
Molina   C
Feliz   3B
Vizqel   SS
Lincecum P

Lurch · « **Reply #1 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:09:27 pm »

Winn (5 for 9 in the series) ground out weak to Berkman after 10 pitches

Lurch · « **Reply #2 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:11:29 pm »

Lewis walks on 5 pitches, most rather far outside

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #3 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:12:02 pm »

Lurch, who'd you used to be? I recognize the avatar.

Lurch · « **Reply #4 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:15:29 pm »

Roy concerned about speedy Lewis on 1st. Throws high heat to Klesko to get ahead in the count then works low corners. 6-3 double play on 7 pitches.

Lurch · « **Reply #5 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:16:39 pm »

Quote from: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 07:12:02 pm

Lurch, who'd you used to be? I recognize the avatar.

JoshD, but didnt want to be confused with joshuatexas. Considering moving to another state as well.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #6 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:17:14 pm »

Quote from: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:16:39 pm

JoshD, but didnt want to be confused with joshuatexas. Considering moving to another state as well.

Gotcha

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #7 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:17:53 pm »

What's this guy's name?

Lurch · « **Reply #8 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:18:36 pm »

Lincecum pitching. Drink everytime he is compared to Roy this evening. Bidge quickly down swinging on sinking two seamer.

Holly · « **Reply #9 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:19:18 pm »

Goodness but he's got quite an arsenal.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #10 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:20:19 pm »

Dude's got him sum stuff.

Lurch · « **Reply #11 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:20:23 pm »

Lamb weakly grounds out to 1st.

Lurch · « **Reply #12 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:21:30 pm »

Berkman not impressed with Cy Lincecum. Hard liner over short for a single.

Lurch · « **Reply #13 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:22:42 pm »

Lee skys out to Lewis RF, stranding Lance at 1st (at least he doesnt have to walk back to the dugout)

otterjb · « **Reply #14 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:23:03 pm »

Nice liner to left from the Vending Machine. Lincecum, the baby-faced assassin. Hopefully this'll turn out to be one of his rookie year off-days.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #15 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:23:19 pm »

I could see Lance tagging this guy.

Lurch · « **Reply #16 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:25:21 pm »

Luke cant figure out why the fans chant his name whenever Bonds comes to bat, but tips his hat nonetheless.

HGH owns Roy, 4 for 4 and 4 walks. Infield shift, so HGH pops up to 3b Lamb at SS. (ownership is overrated)

Lurch · « **Reply #17 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:27:01 pm »

Ray Durham makes Drayton uncomfortable. No match for a low and in slider for K #1.

Lurch · « **Reply #18 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:28:27 pm »

Molina. Weak ground to 1B (another drinking game tonight, as if you need an excuse.)

JD - Roy's command is "less than steller so far" but willing to throw curve more often early on.

EasTexAstro · « **Reply #19 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:29:27 pm »

Quote from: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:28:27 pm

Molina. Weak ground to 1B (another drinking game tonight, as if you need an excuse.)

JD - Roy's command is "less than steller so far" but willing to throw curve more often early on.

35 pitches for 2 innings...not Royish.

Phil_in_CS · « **Reply #20 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:31:17 pm »

radio guy said the cubs blew another 4 run lead in the 9th.

matadorph · « **Reply #21 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:31:43 pm »

It's been bugging me since his debut against Cole Hamels, but I finally figured out who Lincecum looks like.

Johnny, the crackhead from The Wire who ran with Bubbles.

ETA: JD says he looks like Ferris Bueller's buddy Cameron.

Lurch · « **Reply #22 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:32:14 pm »

Scott wonders why the kid that threw out the first pitch tonight is still on the mound.

High strike zone for the kid. Sweet looping curve. K on an outside fastball (96)

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #23 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:33:03 pm »

JD said Cameron just as I was gonna type it.

Lurch · « **Reply #24 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:33:34 pm »

Pence!!! trying to extend hitting streak, but Ks on a 98 mph FB high and in (someones been reading OWA)

otterjb · « **Reply #25 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:33:44 pm »

Quote from: matadorph on May 17, 2007, 07:31:43 pm

It's been bugging me since his debut against Cole Hamels, but I finally figured out who Lincecum looks like.

Johnny, the crackhead from The Wire who ran with Bubbles.

ETA: JD says he looks like Ferris Bueller's buddy Cameron.

Yeah, definitely. That's a great show, btw. Damn, Cameron strikes out Beaker.

cougar · « **Reply #26 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:34:11 pm »

Hunter looked surprised at the fastball.

Oh wait, that's his normal look.

Lurch · « **Reply #27 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:35:07 pm »

AE is a great defensive SS. Not so much a power hitter. Towering fly to HGH. 3 Outs

Lurch · « **Reply #28 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:36:47 pm »

Feliz bloops out to Pence!!! on the first pitch

EasTexAstro · « **Reply #29 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:36:50 pm »

Quote from: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:35:07 pm

AE is a great defensive SS. Not so much a power hitter. Towering fly to HGH. 3 Outs

BTW, Lurch, Thanks for any PBP. Between college and HS baseball games tonight, I hav every little radio or tv options.

Lurch · « **Reply #30 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:37:37 pm »

Vizquel draws Lamb in tight from 3rd (?)

grounds weakly to 1st (Drink)

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #31 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:39:07 pm »

Quote from: Phil_in_CS on May 17, 2007, 07:31:17 pm

radio guy said the cubs blew another 4 run lead in the 9th.

Dempster gave up 5 in the bottom of the 9th. Eyre tried to stop the bleeding but...

Lurch · « **Reply #32 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:39:25 pm »

But can Lincecum hit? Bats LH. His dad must be proud. He actually has a pretty good swing. Roy still struggling with control, but lays a nice low fastball in on the outside corner for a K.

Lurch · « **Reply #33 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:42:36 pm »

Brad down looking on a FB down the middle. 97mph

Lurch · « **Reply #34 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:43:41 pm »

Roy probably should have just stayed in the on deck circle. K looking

otterjb · « **Reply #35 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:45:48 pm »

Good Gawd, Damn. Wicked.

Lurch · « **Reply #36 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:46:05 pm »

Bidge is due for an elbow plunking isnt he?

What does it say when so many fastballs down the middle are just watched? Looking for something offspeed?

K on a looping curve down the middle. Guess not.

matadorph · « **Reply #37 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:46:56 pm »

Quote from: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:43:41 pm

Roy probably should have just stayed in the on deck circle. K looking

He has company. Could be a long list tonight.

Lurch · « **Reply #38 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:48:55 pm »

On pace for a 2 hour game

Roy starts at the top of the lineup. Winn Ks looking

Lurch · « **Reply #39 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:50:31 pm »

Lewis is going to be special.

Grounds out to Bidge and has enough speed to at least make it look interesting.

Lurch · « **Reply #40 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:51:38 pm »

Klesko goes 4-0 to walk in front of HGH (wtf)

Lurch · « **Reply #41 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:53:35 pm »

I-thought-it-was-Sunscreen is happy just watching the pitchers dual tonight. Grounds weekly into the shift to Bidge.

Lurch · « **Reply #42 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:54:15 pm »

Anyone available to take over PBP?

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #43 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:54:33 pm »

As soon as they put a Dick's Sporting Goods here in Tampa, I'm going to burn it down.

Frobie · « **Reply #44 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:54:57 pm »

Dang, what a great pitching battle so far. As someone who recently replayed the 1968 season in Strat-O-Matic and didn't see what the big fuss was, I wish I was at Minute Maid tonight.

Lurch · « **Reply #45 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:55:36 pm »

Quote from: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 07:54:33 pm

As soon as they put a Dick's Sporting Goods here in Tampa, I'm going to burn it down.

I bought Dicks stock a few years back just to say things like "My Dicks way up today"

Lurch · « **Reply #46 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:57:00 pm »

Lamb Ks on a nasty change low and in

Lurch · « **Reply #47 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:58:48 pm »

Berkman's mear presence scares the first 4 of 5 balls outside

cougar · « **Reply #48 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:59:53 pm »

Puma with his cat like quickness! Scared Bengay into throwing it into right center, too.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #49 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:59:57 pm »

Well, well.

Lurch · « **Reply #50 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:00:12 pm »

Berkman steals 2nd. Would have made it regardless, but Molinas throw sailed into center. Berkman to 3rd on error.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #51 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:01:12 pm »

Carlos Lee with the sacfly to center. 1-0 Astros.

Lurch · « **Reply #52 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:01:33 pm »

Most exciting play in sports, Lee sac fly to CF. 1-0 good guys

Scott grounds weakly to 1st (drink)

Matt · « **Reply #53 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:01:50 pm »

AAAAAHHHH what the fuck is this Dick's shit?! Fucking dickshit MLB!!

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #54 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:02:31 pm »

Way to manufacture the unearned run. Scoring looks to be scarce.

chuck · « **Reply #55 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:03:35 pm »

I am going to write a letter to the CEO of Dicks and tell him he can suck mine. That's if I don't commit harry carrey before hand.

I didn't think there was any way the Astros would score a run off of this guy. Wow. This is a pitcher's duel for the ages.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #56 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:03:41 pm »

Quote from: Matt on May 17, 2007, 08:01:50 pm

AAAAAHHHH what the fuck is this Dick's shit?! Fucking dickshit MLB!!

How could anyone think running the same spot 18 times would make people want to use your services.

otterjb · « **Reply #57 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:04:01 pm »

Quote from: Matt on May 17, 2007, 08:01:50 pm

AAAAAHHHH what the fuck is this Dick's shit?! Fucking dickshit MLB!!

the mlb slipped it in, after getting fans drunk after the first part of the season

Holly · « **Reply #58 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:04:50 pm »

What's with the "Arizona Bay @ Astros"

Lurch · « **Reply #59 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:04:55 pm »

Durham with an easy ground out to AE.

otterjb · « **Reply #60 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:05:38 pm »

Quote from: Holly on May 17, 2007, 08:04:50 pm

What's with the "Arizona Bay @ Astros"

Bill Hicks, a legend

Lurch · « **Reply #61 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:05:59 pm »

Molina drives Scott to the wall, F9

Lurch · « **Reply #62 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:06:42 pm »

Broken bat ground out to AE ... moving right along

Lurch · « **Reply #63 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:07:36 pm »

Quote from: otterjb on May 17, 2007, 08:05:38 pm

Bill Hicks, a legend

Bingo *via Tool for me*

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #64 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:09:26 pm »

Farmer Ted vs. Cameron!

Lurch · « **Reply #65 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:10:36 pm »

Pence!!! with an infield hit to Vizquel up the middle.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #66 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:10:40 pm »

Beaker with the infield hit. 1 on 0 out.

mihoba · « **Reply #67 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:11:13 pm »

AE has hit two balls hard off the rookie, nothing to show for it.

otterjb · « **Reply #68 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:11:41 pm »

not one of the funnier ones, but good, nonetheless:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=758412715

Lurch · « **Reply #69 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:11:51 pm »

AE tags another one, but same outcome, line out to CF this time.

Lurch · « **Reply #70 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:13:27 pm »

Brad F7. Pence!!! unable to move up

Lurch · « **Reply #71 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:15:38 pm »

Roy looking on K #8 for Cy

Bench · « **Reply #72 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:16:25 pm »

This kid's a pretty good pitcher, eh?

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #73 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:18:59 pm »

Jennings 3 hits no runs through 5 with Corpus tonight.

Lurch · « **Reply #74 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:19:22 pm »

Vizquel Ks looking (#4 for Roy)

Lurch · « **Reply #75 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:20:38 pm »

Lincecum Ks looking on 0-2 FB outside

otterjb · « **Reply #76 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:21:10 pm »

DAMN. No no-no.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #77 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:21:26 pm »

Exhale.

chuck · « **Reply #78 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:21:33 pm »

Mother fucker. Thanks, Brownie.

Lurch · « **Reply #79 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:21:42 pm »

No no-no as AE has to hold on to a liner up the middle. Winn to first

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #80 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:21:57 pm »

Quote from: chuck on May 17, 2007, 08:21:33 pm

Mother fucker. Thanks, Brownie.

Yeah, I think he blew it.

Alkie · « **Reply #81 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:22:08 pm »

Dammit. I swear to god, I wasn't going to come into the GZ until the no hitter was over. I show up, start reading thru the posts, and BANG.

Dammit, dammit, dammit.

Alkie · « **Reply #82 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:22:52 pm »

Quote from: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 08:21:57 pm

Yeah, I think he blew it.

What'd Brownie say?

We are still without the moving picture tube until tomorrow. Things move slowly out in the hills.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #83 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:23:28 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on May 17, 2007, 08:22:52 pm

What'd Brownie say?

We are still without the moving picture tube until tomorrow. Things move slowly out in the hills.

"That's an interesting pitching line you're looking at."

Alkie · « **Reply #84 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:24:05 pm »

Quote from: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 08:23:28 pm

"That's an interesting pitching line you're looking at."

That doesn't count. You can say that.

You can't say "no hitter."

Lurch · « **Reply #85 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:24:57 pm »

Lewis also goes up the middle (NTTAWWT). Hit #2 doesnt get out of the infield

Ron Brand · « **Reply #86 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:25:15 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on May 17, 2007, 08:22:08 pm

Dammit. I swear to god, I wasn't going to come into the GZ until the no hitter was over. I show up, start reading thru the posts, and BANG.

Dammit, dammit, dammit.

I feel the same way.

CRAP! Two bullshit seeing-eye dribblers now!

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #87 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:26:02 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on May 17, 2007, 08:24:05 pm

That doesn't count. You can say that.

You can't say "no hitter."

It felt like he was drawing too much attention to it. JD tried to deflect.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #88 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:26:14 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on May 17, 2007, 08:22:08 pm

Dammit. I swear to god, I wasn't going to come into the GZ until the no hitter was over. I show up, start reading thru the posts, and BANG.

Dammit, dammit, dammit.

I was doing the same but I'm sure,I had nothing to do with it.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #89 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:26:46 pm »

Nice to see that big smile on Roy's face on that catch by Scott.

Matt · « **Reply #90 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:26:51 pm »

LUKE SHIT EATING GRIN MOTHERFUCKIN SCOTT!!!!!!!!

Lurch · « **Reply #91 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:27:08 pm »

Klesko drives a ball to the gap but LUUUUUUUUUUUUKE dives for the steller catch

otterjb · « **Reply #92 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:27:15 pm »

Luuuuuuke saved a run there, nicely done

Bench · « **Reply #93 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:27:49 pm »

Quote from: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 08:23:28 pm

"That's an interesting pitching line you're looking at."

It was more like "That's an INNNNTTTTTEEERRRRRREEEEEESSTING pitching line you're looking at."

Lurch · « **Reply #94 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:30:29 pm »

Lidge guessing FB for strike one, check swing at curve in the dirt for strike two (Lincecum isnt THAT new), ball high away, fouled off a high fb, K swinging at curve in the dirt again.

Alkie · « **Reply #95 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:30:30 pm »

Quote from: Bench on May 17, 2007, 08:27:49 pm

It was more like "That's an INNNNTTTTTEEERRRRRREEEEEESSTING pitching line you're looking at."

I get it.

I don't think that counts.

I don't remember who it was, but in the 80s, some PBP guy would let the fans at home know about the no-hitter going on by saying "middle column" as they went to commercial. I wish I could remember who that was.

You just can't Chip Caray it and blab on about the no hitter. Dipshit.

Lurch · « **Reply #96 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:31:35 pm »

Lamb grounds weakly to 1st (drink)

chuck · « **Reply #97 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:31:52 pm »

Quote from: Bench on May 17, 2007, 08:27:49 pm

It was more like "That's an INNNNTTTTTEEERRRRRREEEEEESSTING pitching line you're looking at."

Exactly. Shut the fuck up, Brownie. I mean, I love you as a broadcaster and everything. But please.

matadorph · « **Reply #98 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:32:04 pm »

Quote from: otterjb on May 17, 2007, 08:27:15 pm

Luuuuuuke saved a run there, nicely done

and it still won't be a Web Gem.

Of course, Joe Crede bends over to tie his shoe and makes Top Plays....

Ron Brand · « **Reply #99 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:32:55 pm »

Dang that 5.2 ERA on the Strangers is sure to be more potent against the good guys than Lincecum's filthy stuff, right?

Phil_in_CS · « **Reply #100 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:33:36 pm »

radio guys say jennings had a good rehab start. went 6 innings,

Lurch · « **Reply #101 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:33:42 pm »

Berkman K swinging (#10 for Cy) on a hanging curve

LonghornCDR · « **Reply #102 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:33:53 pm »

Quote from: matadorph on May 17, 2007, 08:32:04 pm

and it still won't be a Web Gem.

Of course, Joe Crede bends over to tie his shoe and makes Top Plays....

It'll be interesting to see if Roy gets any love for the effort tonight. Hamels took it one out further last night and they treated it like Don Larsen.

Matt · « **Reply #103 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:34:29 pm »

Would you punch a little girl steM fan in the face?

Lurch · « **Reply #104 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:35:00 pm »

Quote from: LonghornLCDR on May 17, 2007, 08:33:53 pm

It'll be interesting to see if Roy gets any love for the effort tonight. Hamels took it one out further last night and they treated it like Don Larsen.

It will be all about the Kid.

matadorph · « **Reply #105 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:35:07 pm »

Only recognition he'll get is for being the guy on the mound throwing baseballs to Barroid.

otterjb · « **Reply #106 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:35:13 pm »

Shhhh. everybody quiet. roy's hunting rabbits. or was.

LonghornCDR · « **Reply #107 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:35:43 pm »

Quote from: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:35:00 pm

It will be all about the Kid.

Yup.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #108 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:36:28 pm »

Is all that tape on Steroid Maximus' bat LEGAL? It looks like he's swinging a mummy out there...

otterjb · « **Reply #109 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:37:42 pm »

Fuck, yes, muthafucker. Take that shit and shove it, Barry.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #110 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:37:52 pm »

Oh HELL YEAH!!!

Shut up and sit down, asshat!

Lurch · « **Reply #111 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:37:57 pm »

Bonds says hi to Evander Holyfield behind home. Compare track marks.

HGH K's looking and has plenty to say about it to home plate ump

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #112 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:38:15 pm »

Shut that piehole and sit down, motherfucker!

matadorph · « **Reply #113 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:38:29 pm »

"fucking outside" whines HGH.

sit down and shut the fuck up.

anybody else gets run for that.

Lurch · « **Reply #114 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:39:31 pm »

AE vacuums up a Frandsen (replaced Durham) grounder

Frobie · « **Reply #115 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:39:54 pm »

Quote from: LonghornLCDR on May 17, 2007, 08:33:53 pm

It'll be interesting to see if Roy gets any love for the effort tonight. Hamels took it one out further last night and they treated it like Don Larsen.

This is not at all directed at LonghornLCDR but it is my distinct impression that Houstonians and Astros fans in particular spend far too much time worrying about what people in NY and Boston think about us.

Who gives a shit about whether the Astros are picked to win the division or if Roy O is one of the top 5 pitchers in MLB?

Relax, have a homebrew. It's Texas.

LonghornCDR · « **Reply #116 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:40:14 pm »

He'll be cryin himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillah!

Lurch · « **Reply #117 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:40:28 pm »

Molina places one between Berkman and Scott. Single

otterjb · « **Reply #118 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:40:33 pm »

Quote from: Frobie on May 17, 2007, 08:39:54 pm

This is not at all directed at LonghornLCDR but it is my distinct impression that Houstonians and Astros fans in particular spend far too much time worrying about what people in NY and Boston think about us.

Who gives a shit about whether the Astros are picked to win the division or if Roy O is one of the top 5 pitchers in MLB?

Relax, have a homebrew. It's Texas.

I agree. 100 PERCENT.

Lurch · « **Reply #119 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:41:16 pm »

Feliz does the same to center. The trick on Roy is not to hit it solid enough to reach an outfielder.

Lurch · « **Reply #120 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:42:29 pm »

Roy at 105 pitches

Vizquel grounds out to 1st (drink)

chuck · « **Reply #121 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:43:00 pm »

Whew.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #122 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:43:14 pm »

Quote from: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:42:29 pm

Roy at 105 pitches

Vizquel grounds out to 1st (drink)

If I wasn't already drunk, I'd be really drunk.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #123 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:44:15 pm »

Quote from: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:42:29 pm

Roy at 105 pitches

Vizquel grounds out to 1st (drink)

Makes a quick 8th even more important.

Lurch · « **Reply #124 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:45:14 pm »

Lee pops out to Molina, 3rd base side, on first pitch

Lurch · « **Reply #125 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:47:18 pm »

Lincecum has lost nothing as the game has progressed. 93 pitches

Luke F9 to deep right center. Looked good off the bat

Lurch · « **Reply #126 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:48:21 pm »

Pence!!! first pitch hacking a grounder to Vizquel. Move on to the 8th 1-0 good guys.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #127 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:50:34 pm »

Oh man. Too early to take Roy out.

chuck · « **Reply #128 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:53:17 pm »

The crowd is doing the fucking wave. What a bunch of retards. WATCH THE FUCKING GAME.

otterjb · « **Reply #129 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:54:09 pm »

Quote from: chuck on May 17, 2007, 08:53:17 pm

The crowd is doing the fucking wave. What a bunch of retards. WATCH THE FUCKING GAME.

too much television (insert ironic comment here ____)

Lurch · « **Reply #130 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:54:42 pm »

Roy is pulled for reverT

Roy
7 innings, 4 Hits, 2BB, 6K

Sweeny Todd in for Lincecum (whew) pops out to Berkman (have a glass of water)

Someone in the crowd wasnt entertained enough, so the wave is started. Fuckers.

Lurch · « **Reply #131 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:55:53 pm »

Winn apparently is a switch hitter. Pulls one off his shoelaces for a bloop single in front of Lee.

otterjb · « **Reply #132 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:57:55 pm »

fuckthatshitsideways. Damn it.

JaneDoe · « **Reply #133 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:58:03 pm »

omg. shoulda been a double play. Roy loses the W. Dammit.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #134 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:58:05 pm »

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chuck · « **Reply #135 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:58:19 pm »

That is just five kinds of fucked up.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #136 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:58:27 pm »

I hope Roy was in the shower already. Son of a bitch.

Lurch · « **Reply #137 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:58:38 pm »

Lewis grounds to Lamb who throws it away to RF. Luke throws on target to Lamb who fails to catch it, allowing Winn to score. Fuck. E5 E9. Lewis to 2nd.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #138 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:59:39 pm »

What the hell? When you're feeling this good, why not plunk him?

LonghornCDR · « **Reply #139 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:00:12 pm »

Anyone know the best way to get vomit out of a keyboard.

Lurch · « **Reply #140 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:00:19 pm »

Klesko makes Bidge stretch but is thown out by a step. Lewis to 3rd. HGH IBB.

Alkie · « **Reply #141 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:00:31 pm »

I left the room and this game was going nicely.

I just walked back in and see 1-1 on my computer.

Someone wanna tell me what the FUCK is going on

chuck · « **Reply #142 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:00:36 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on May 17, 2007, 08:59:39 pm

What the hell? When you're feeling this good, why not plunk him?

The Astros' designated plunker pitches for the Jakes now.

Bench · « **Reply #143 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:01:03 pm »

Good think Lamb and Luke are in there for their bats.

chuck · « **Reply #144 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:01:23 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on May 17, 2007, 09:00:31 pm

Someone wanna tell me what the FUCK is going on

Can I do you a favor? You don't want to know.

JaneDoe · « **Reply #145 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:01:23 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on May 17, 2007, 09:00:31 pm

I left the room and this game was going nicely.

I just walked back in and see 1-1 on my computer.

Someone wanna tell me what the FUCK is going on

Clank happened

JaneDoe · « **Reply #146 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:02:08 pm »

Here ya go Alkie----

Quote from: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:58:38 pm

Lewis grounds to Lamb who throws it away to RF. Luke throws on target to Lamb who fails to catch it, allowing Winn to score. Fuck. E5 E9. Lewis to 2nd.

chuck · « **Reply #147 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:02:49 pm »

Quote from: LonghornLCDR on May 17, 2007, 09:00:12 pm

Anyone know the best way to get vomit out of a keyboard.

I would go over to a Cubs board and ask them. I would guess their expertise is unparallelled.

Lurch · « **Reply #148 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:03:15 pm »

Lane in RF batting 9th, Qualls on the mound. 1 pitch F8

Bench · « **Reply #149 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:03:15 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on May 17, 2007, 09:00:31 pm

I left the room and this game was going nicely.

I just walked back in and see 1-1 on my computer.

Someone wanna tell me what the FUCK is going on

Lamb threw the double play ball to Luke, who tried to throw that ball back to Lamb, but bounced it passed Lamb (who had a fair chance to stop it) so the the runner who started from first towards a certain inning ending double play, scored.

matadorph · « **Reply #150 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:03:24 pm »

why is that an error on Luke?

otterjb · « **Reply #151 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:03:37 pm »

the good news: it's only tied and cameron is done

Bench · « **Reply #152 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:04:33 pm »

Quote from: matadorph on May 17, 2007, 09:03:24 pm

why is that an error on Luke?

He bounced it.

I agree with you, though, Lamb let it get by him. The error should be on him.

Lurch · « **Reply #153 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:04:44 pm »

Quote from: matadorph on May 17, 2007, 09:03:24 pm

why is that an error on Luke?

SHould not be. That will probably be changed. It was on the money

Alkie · « **Reply #154 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:04:48 pm »

I am actually sitting here, maw agape.

I can't tell if I wish I had seen it or if I am glad I didn't.

chuck · « **Reply #155 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:04:57 pm »

Quote from: matadorph on May 17, 2007, 09:03:24 pm

why is that an error on Luke?

Because he should know better than to throw the ball to Mike Lamb when there is a runner in the vicinity that could distract him.

Lurch · « **Reply #156 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:05:29 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on May 17, 2007, 09:04:48 pm

I am actually sitting here, maw agape.

I can't tell if I wish I had seen it or if I am glad I didn't.

Sure (or not) doubleplay

LonghornCDR · « **Reply #157 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:05:39 pm »

Bright spot is that Revert was solid once again.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #158 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:05:50 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on May 17, 2007, 09:04:48 pm

I can't tell if I wish I had seen it or if I am glad I didn't.

The latter.

Lurch · « **Reply #159 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:06:23 pm »

AE wastes no time, FHGH first pitch

chuck · « **Reply #160 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:07:22 pm »

Quote from: LonghornLCDR on May 17, 2007, 09:05:39 pm

Bright spot is that Revert was solid once again.

Of course he was. He did his job like he always does. Remind me, who was the genius who wanted to outright release him the other day? Cause, ya know, he sucks and everything?

otterjb · « **Reply #161 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:08:15 pm »

Yeah, that play was mucho ugly after such damn good pitching from Roy. Every pitch/play is so much more crucial in a 1-0 game. At least that one only resulted in only one run and not more.

Lurch · « **Reply #162 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:08:30 pm »

Ausmus looks ugly swinging K on slider down away

JaneDoe · « **Reply #163 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:09:55 pm »

Quote from: chuck on May 17, 2007, 09:07:22 pm

Of course he was. He did his job like he always does. Remind me, who was the genius who wanted to outright release him the other day? Cause, ya know, he sucks and everything?

It wasn't because he sucked, the idiot said he had no role on the team. Y'know he has hardly pitched any innings.

Lurch · « **Reply #164 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:11:08 pm »

Lane gets his chance to show he should get more playing time...

Ks swinging on high outside fastball

...will not waste money on new cleats

chuck · « **Reply #165 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:13:04 pm »

Quote from: JaneDoe on May 17, 2007, 09:09:55 pm

It wasn't because he sucked, the idiot said he had no role on the team. Y'know he has hardly pitched any innings.

So it was. That's even better.

Anything good on TV over at the Doe household?

Lurch · « **Reply #166 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:13:13 pm »

Qualls to Molina. Pence!!! does the two step on his way to a lazy fly out.

Lurch · « **Reply #167 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:14:22 pm »

Feliz wastes his time running on a grounder to AE off a nice sinker from Qualls.

Lurch · « **Reply #168 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:15:20 pm »

Vizquel gives Bidge some work. Good work again Qualls

JaneDoe · « **Reply #169 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:15:32 pm »

Quote from: chuck on May 17, 2007, 09:13:04 pm

So it was. That's even better.

Anything good on TV over at the Doe household?

The Astros. Husband not home.

JaneDoe · « **Reply #170 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:15:59 pm »

Any chance Loretta hits for Biggio?

Bench · « **Reply #171 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:16:10 pm »

Well... Lamb's gonna get a shot to make amends here. This is a good case study to see if his offensive contributions do indeed outweigh his defensive liabilities.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #172 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:16:41 pm »

Ok boys, saddle up a run here.

chuck · « **Reply #173 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:17:15 pm »

You know, it almost annoys me that that goddam Dicks commercial isn't running anymore. I mean, if you monkeys are going to show the thing every half inning for six innings, why not just keep it up for consistency's sake? It just makes their airing the commercial all the more maddening.

EasTexAstro · « **Reply #174 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:17:45 pm »

Qualls set for yet another win?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #175 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:18:09 pm »

Everybody is biting on that slider away. It must be pretty nasty.

LonghornCDR · « **Reply #176 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:20:04 pm »

Sombrero for Bidge.

Lurch · « **Reply #177 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:20:29 pm »

Houston with only 2 hits.

Bidge sees nothing but sliders down and away for the first 5 pitches. After a high inside FB fouled away, and a low outside fb taken for ball 3, he swings hard at ball 4 high.

JaneDoe · « **Reply #178 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:21:10 pm »

Quote from: LonghornLCDR on May 17, 2007, 09:20:04 pm

Sombrero for Bidge.

Platinum? Golden?

LonghornCDR · « **Reply #179 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:21:36 pm »

Golden

Lurch · « **Reply #180 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:22:36 pm »

Lamb (or goat?) Ks swinging weakly on a low away fb

Ron Brand · « **Reply #181 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:23:33 pm »

Come on, El Caballo.

otterjb · « **Reply #182 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:24:40 pm »

A bloop double would work.

Lurch · « **Reply #183 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:25:00 pm »

Berkman walked on 5 pitches. Hennessy wanted nothing to do with him.

Lurch · « **Reply #184 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:25:44 pm »

Lee with a nice easy swing takes the pitch right back up the middle. Berkman no chance to advance to 3rd.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #185 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:26:08 pm »

Time for some goodness from OP...

LonghornCDR · « **Reply #186 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:26:25 pm »

Let's go Opie.

chuck · « **Reply #187 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:26:44 pm »

I sort of wish they'd tried to steal Lance again. That might have changed the way the outfield was aligned, for one thing.

Lurch · « **Reply #188 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:26:53 pm »

Opie sporting a heafty .167 is apparently due.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #189 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:27:48 pm »

Quote from: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:26:53 pm

Opie sporting a heafty .167 is apparently due.

Yeah, he hasn't had much to be happy about yet.

Lurch · « **Reply #190 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:28:48 pm »

Opie chokes up about a foot on the bat. Seriously, cant these guys get bats made for them?

Sure you missed seeing Roy get win #7, but hey FREE BASEBALL (oh, and the wave)

Ron Brand · « **Reply #191 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:28:57 pm »

...and the sadness continues for OP. And Bruntlett. Although I'm sure Burke would've popped up.

chuck · « **Reply #192 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:29:35 pm »

I had a good feeling about that matchup. I was down with OP.

Bench · « **Reply #193 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:29:43 pm »

Quote from: JaneDoe on May 17, 2007, 09:21:10 pm

Platinum? Golden?

If he'd had a Platinum, we likely still wouldn't be here.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #194 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:30:51 pm »

Please don't show any more closeups of Evander's right ear. Please.

otterjb · « **Reply #195 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:31:41 pm »

Quote from: chuck on May 17, 2007, 09:29:35 pm

I had a good feeling about that matchup. I was down with OP.

Nice. 'zila!

Lurch · « **Reply #196 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:32:34 pm »

Wheels to Aurilia (replacing Sweeny). Bidge takes care of the first out with a weak grounder to his left

Lurch · « **Reply #197 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:34:25 pm »

Winn a good candidate for rittelin. His stance makes ME tired. Bidge takes care of a two bouncer.

matadorph · « **Reply #198 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:35:32 pm »

Quote from: chuck on May 17, 2007, 09:29:35 pm

I had a good feeling about that matchup. I was down with OP.

imagine what they're saying about Garner over at the Retard Bingo Palace. Phil can't take a dump without idjit second-guessing.

Lurch · « **Reply #199 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:36:23 pm »

Lewis enjoyed watching Wheeler pitch. K