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Frobie

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Garner touching himself
« on: April 25, 2007, 09:35:32 pm »
I'm sorry.  I just can't fucking take it anymore.

If someone doesn't do something about that stupid Ford truck commercial that's been airing during the radio broadcasts, I swear I am gonna snap and become a... oh what the hell, Diamondbacks fan.  (The unis are close enough to ensure a seamless transition.)

You know the one I mean, where Gar says, "I walked into the Ford truck dealership and touched my chin, telling the salesman I needed a new Ford truck.  He responded by putting his elbow to his ear, telling me that he had plenty of Fords trucks, each capable of dragging the Astrodome down south so it can be reused by some Mexican League team."  And on and on it goes...  “I poked this, prodded that, stroked something or other, did the chicken dance, stuck my finger...”  Please, just make it stop Stop STOP!!!!   >:( >:( >:(  Is it me?

Of course if the Astros would have won 15-2 tonight I'd probably be much less agitated. 
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Re: Garner touching himself
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2007, 09:55:16 pm »
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Of course if the Astros would have won 15-2 tonight I'd probably be much less agitated. 


In the word of my 10 yr old.  DUH.
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Re: Garner touching himself
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2007, 11:24:46 pm »
Quote from: JaneDoe on April 25, 2007, 09:55:16 pm
Of course if the Astros would have won 15-2 tonight I'd probably be much less agitated.

If you find yourself up 15-2, winning in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you are already dead!
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Re: Garner touching himself
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2007, 11:29:27 pm »
Quote from: The Spleen on April 25, 2007, 11:24:46 pm
If you find yourself up 15-2, winning in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you are already dead!

Strength and honor.
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Oye. Vamos, vamos.

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Re: Garner touching himself
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2007, 09:43:01 am »
Quote from: The Spleen on April 25, 2007, 11:24:46 pm
If you find yourself up 15-2, winning in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you are already dead!

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!
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