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Caption Competition: The Hits Keep Coming
« on: April 19, 2007, 07:20:21 am »
Try this one for size.

Of course, it will be pretty hard to be funnier than "San Francisco Giants' Bengie Molina, left, tags out St. Louis Cardinals' Albert Pujols at home in the 12th inning of a baseball game in San Francisco, Wednesday, April 18, 2007."  He was making the 3rd out trying to steal home.
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Re: Caption Competition: The Hits Keep Coming
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2007, 07:21:37 am »
Here's mine:  You put your left foot in...your left foot out...in, out, in, out...you shake it all about...
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Re: Caption Competition: The Hits Keep Coming
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2007, 07:33:53 am »
Quote from: Limey on April 19, 2007, 07:21:37 am
Here's mine:  You put your left foot in...your left foot out...in, out, in, out...you shake it all about...

That Fekukte trird base coach has fucked me aain.
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Re: Caption Competition: The Hits Keep Coming
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2007, 07:35:50 am »
Now hold still while I bend over and measure your inseam. 
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Re: Caption Competition: The Hits Keep Coming
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2007, 08:17:46 am »
It's harder than you think to look this smug ALL THE TIME.
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Re: Caption Competition: The Hits Keep Coming
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2007, 08:19:50 am »
"I don't want the Astros to be the only ones who repeatedly get me out at the plate due to over-aggressive base running."
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Re: Caption Competition: The Hits Keep Coming
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2007, 08:22:36 am »
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Re: Caption Competition: The Hits Keep Coming
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2007, 08:35:55 am »
"Will someone please help me find the 2-hole?"
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Re: Caption Competition: The Hits Keep Coming
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2007, 08:49:45 am »
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Re: Caption Competition: The Hits Keep Coming
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2007, 08:50:04 am »
"San Francisco catcher Bengie Molina was so excited after tagging out Albert Pujols at home that he shit his pants."
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Re: Caption Competition: The Hits Keep Coming
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2007, 09:06:32 am »
Quote from: toddthebod on April 19, 2007, 08:50:04 am
"San Francisco catcher Bengie Molina was so excited after tagging out Albert Pujols at home that he shit his pants."

That does look like a post-curry emission...
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Re: Caption Competition: The Hits Keep Coming
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2007, 09:20:17 am »
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Re: Caption Competition: The Hits Keep Coming
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2007, 09:22:22 am »
Quote from: Jacksonian on April 19, 2007, 08:35:55 am
"Will someone please help me find the 2-hole?"

Thanks for the laugh.  I really needed one this morning.
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« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2007, 09:30:17 am »
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Re: Caption Competition: The Hits Keep Coming
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2007, 09:40:38 am »
Leg Sweep ... Fatality!
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Re: Caption Competition: The Hits Keep Coming
« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2007, 09:41:35 am »
Quote from: joshd on April 19, 2007, 09:40:38 am
Leg Sweep ... Fatality!

We have a winner, folks!
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Re: Caption Competition: The Hits Keep Coming
« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2007, 10:44:11 am »
Looks like Albert feel asleep with the Green Light on too.
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Re: Caption Competition: The Hits Keep Coming
« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2007, 10:56:31 am »
Quote from: JaneDoe on April 19, 2007, 07:35:50 am
Now hold still while I bend over and measure your inseam. 

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Re: Caption Competition: The Hits Keep Coming
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2007, 11:18:38 am »
"Shark! AhhhhhhhSHAAARRK!!!"
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Re: Caption Competition: The Hits Keep Coming
« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2007, 11:28:42 am »
If you watch the video, Pujols would have been safe had he just kept running home.  Molina dropped the pitch out. 
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Re: Caption Competition: The Hits Keep Coming
« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2007, 11:37:41 am »
Quote from: ValpoCory on April 19, 2007, 11:28:42 am
If you watch the video, Pujols would have been safe had he just kept running home.  Molina dropped the pitch out. 

Surprisingly, LaGenius finds no fault with Pooholes, throws The Crimson Chin Muff beneath bus instead:

La Russa said it looked like Spiezo may have taken a late jump off first, and the result was a stranded Pujols five feet from home with no chance of making it back to third.
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Re: Caption Competition: The Hits Keep Coming
« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2007, 12:08:05 pm »
"I'm a Ninja... fear me!  Heeeee-yah!"
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Re: Caption Competition: The Hits Keep Coming
« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2007, 01:04:25 pm »
Molina: "Dude, you forgot to do the Jazz Hands."
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