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Bill McLuggage

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This is on TV.  For free.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3LLpNLo864

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Re: Why the Braves can't sell out playoff games (non-bb...very non-bb)
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2007, 10:21:24 pm »
"hittin the walls and workin the middle"

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Re: Why the Braves can't sell out playoff games (non-bb...very non-bb)
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2007, 11:36:22 pm »
You've got to be kidding me!  I haven't laughed that hard in ages..

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Re: Why the Braves can't sell out playoff games (non-bb...very non-bb)
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2007, 12:15:02 am »
This is public tv? That means tax payers are paying for this?

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Re: Why the Braves can't sell out playoff games (non-bb...very non-bb)
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2007, 09:29:28 am »
This is public tv? That means tax payers are paying for this?

Are broadcasters required to put this stuff on as part of their licenses?  No matter, this is quality TV.  They should put this on instead of Nancy Grace.
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Re: Why the Braves can't sell out playoff games (non-bb...very non-bb)
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2007, 10:08:58 am »
Damn, it's been taking down. I can barely surmise what it was from the replies.
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Re: Why the Braves can't sell out playoff games (non-bb...very non-bb)
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2007, 10:41:08 am »
Are broadcasters required to put this stuff on as part of their licenses?  No matter, this is quality TV.  They should put this on instead of Nancy Grace.

When I saw "public" I was thinking along the lines of PBS, mostly funded by the government.

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Re: Why the Braves can't sell out playoff games (non-bb...very non-bb)
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2007, 11:06:12 am »
Unless it was 'public access' in which case any moron with $50 and a camera can get a show on the air.
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Re: Why the Braves can't sell out playoff games (non-bb...very non-bb)
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2007, 12:25:17 pm »
Unless it was 'public access' in which case any moron with $50 and a camera can get a show on the air.

Most burgs you don't need a camera. They'll provide you one. And a producer, and an editor...
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Re: Why the Braves can't sell out playoff games (non-bb...very non-bb)
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2007, 06:23:33 pm »
This was simply the most brilliant 9 minutes of television ever filmed.....and now it is sadly gone from you tube! I never even got a chance to "hit her bottom".

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Re: Why the Braves can't sell out playoff games (non-bb...very non-bb)
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2007, 09:27:06 pm »
It can be found here

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Re: Why the Braves can't sell out playoff games (non-bb...very non-bb)
« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2007, 10:12:22 pm »
This is public tv? That means tax payers are paying for this?

Somebody added an "L" by mistake?
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Re: Why the Braves can't sell out playoff games (non-bb...very non-bb)
« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2007, 10:15:50 pm »
Are broadcasters required to put this stuff on as part of their licenses?  No matter, this is quality TV.  They should put this on instead of Nancy Grace.

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Re: Why the Braves can't sell out playoff games (non-bb...very non-bb)
« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2007, 10:18:47 pm »
GREATEST. VIDEO. EVER.

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Re: Why the Braves can't sell out playoff games (non-bb...very non-bb)
« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2007, 10:43:32 pm »
The funniest part is how interested the old hillbilly woman is in the host's rant, like it's really vital information.
As if. The only guy hitting her will be the one driving the bus...
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Re: Why the Braves can't sell out playoff games (non-bb...very non-bb)
« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2007, 10:08:12 am »
The funniest part is how interested the old hillbilly woman is in the host's rant, like it's really vital information.
As if. The only guy hitting her will be the one driving the bus...

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