WOW.Anyone else notice they're not just 4-0 so far, they've outscored their opponents 31-3? That's against the Cards and Braves.Looks like some rag-tag-bunch-of-cocksuckers came to play this year.
After several agonizing minutes of deliberation, today I decided that if the Astros started 0-5 I would relinquish my Astros fanitude and start rooting for the goddamn fucking Mets. I even picked out the name of my would-be OWAesque website: www.ilovethegoddamnfuckingmets.com.Fortunately Roy intervened. Ahhhhhhhh, much better.