JackAstro recap

[Bench]

Twilight'd.

This ending is better than an asteroid. 

[Lurch]

Ok, I'll bite.  What the fuck are you talking about?

[MusicMan]

Ok, I'll bite.  What the fuck are you talking about?

Check the mythical front page.

[Bench]

Ok, I'll bite.  What the fuck are you talking about?

I guess you're not one of the three of us who reads recaps.

[Lurch]

Sorry, I saw a MM recap... and don't get the Twilight thread reference.  So, I'm 0-fer.

[Ron Brand]

Me too, but I liked the way MM buffed that turd to a high gloss.

[BudGirl]

Sorry, I saw a MM recap... and don't get the Twilight thread reference.  So, I'm 0-fer.

Crazy thing, there is usually a recap after every game.

I wonder why it took Bench so long to comment on it, unless he was searching for the link.

[Bench]

Sorry, I saw a MM recap... and don't get the Twilight thread reference.  So, I'm 0-fer.

Silver platter

[Bench]

Crazy thing, there is usually a recap after every game.

I wonder why it took Bench so long to comment on it, unless he was searching for the link.

Just slow. 

[subnuclear]

I don't know if its my place to make a suggestion, but I think it would be a good idea to have a stickied thread called "April Recaps" (or "May Recaps", etc.) and post a link to the recap each time one is posted.  That will remind people that there is content there and allow people to make insightful and supportive comments conveniently. 

I wouldn't post a thread for every recap, but a monthly one seems manageable.

[Lurch]

I don't know if its my place to make a suggestion, but I think it would be a good idea to have a stickied thread called "April Recaps" (or "May Recaps", etc.) and post a link to the recap each time one is posted.  That will remind people that there is content there and allow people to make insightful and supportive comments conveniently. 

I wouldn't post a thread for every recap, but a monthly one seems manageable.

100%

[MusicMan]

Me too, but I liked the way MM buffed that turd to a high gloss.

We'll get plenty of practice turning shit into shinola.

[BudGirl]

We'll get plenty of practice turning shit into shinola.

Quite often there is an interesting picture to view.

[Noe]

I don't know if its my place to make a suggestion, but I think it would be a good idea to have a stickied thread called "April Recaps" (or "May Recaps", etc.) and post a link to the recap each time one is posted.  That will remind people that there is content there and allow people to make insightful and supportive comments conveniently. 

I wouldn't post a thread for every recap, but a monthly one seems manageable.

Nice suggestion.  Very nice!  Thanks!

[das]

...and allow people to make insightful and supportive comments conveniently. 

Note to self:  Do not follow thru with thought that I do the Astros recaps when they are in town in September.

[BudGirl]

Note to self:  Do not follow thru with thought that I do the Astros recaps when they are in town in September.

Note to BG:  das wants to recap Astros/Nationals series.

[Lurch]

Note to BG:  das wants to recap Astros/Nationals series.

I'm guessing he has enough material to go ahead and write those now with a great deal of accuracy.

[das]

I'm guessing he has enough material to go ahead and write those now with a great deal of accuracy.

I am a little nervous about how the Astros September callups will do against the Nationals September callups.

[Andyzipp]

I am a little nervous about how the Astros September callups will do against the Nationals September callups.

At least the Nats will have players to call up.

I dread Pam convincing Drayton that Clemens the lesser deserves a call-up (and his own fan section).

[GreatBagwellsBeard]

Koby's Beneficiaries of Nepotism?  Hmm, no aliteration.

[JaneDoe]

Koby's Beneficiaries of Nepotism?  Hmm, no aliteration.

Koby's Kronies?

[Craig]

I dread Pam convincing Drayton that Clemens the lesser deserves a call-up (and his own fan section).

If Koby gets his own fan section, I will beg for Clemens-cy.

[JaneDoe]

If Koby gets his own fan section, I will beg for Clemens-cy.

That would be after you make Pam disappear forever?

[austro]

I dread Pam convincing Drayton that Clemens the lesser deserves a call-up (and his own fan section).

Shit, I hadn't even thought of that. Thanks for the downer.

[OregonStrosFan]

Koby's Kronies?

I'm thinking Pam'll go more along the lines of Koby's Kool Kats.  It would be a big draw to the FS Houston live chat idiots...

[94CougarGrad]

If Koby gets his own fan section, I will beg for Clemens-cy.

Puns like that'll get you the needle.

[Craig]

Puns like that'll get you the needle.

Well someone's got to inject some humor into this season.

[94CougarGrad]

Well someone's got to inject some humor into this season.

The team hasn't yet signed its death warrant.

[austro]

The team hasn't yet signed its death warrant.

They tried, but they missed the paper.

[MusicMan]

The team hasn't yet signed its death warrant.

The death warrant wanted a lot more than slot money.

[JackAstro]

Twilight'd.

This ending is better than an asteroid. 

Good lord. Though I respectfully disagree – the asteroid is way better. If it gets her and the psychic vampire fetus, that's a bonus.

[Limey]

If it gets her and the psychic vampire fetus, that's a bonus.

Lest it grow up and become the Astros' GM?

[MusicMan]

Lest it grow up and become the Astros' GM President of Business Operations?

FIFY

[Limey]

FIFY

Ta

[94CougarGrad]

Good lord. Though I respectfully disagree – the asteroid is way better. If it gets her and the psychic vampire fetus, that's a bonus.

The psychic vampire fetus who knows it's "wrong" to kill humans, so she instead drinks human blood out of donation bags- kinda like a Capri Sun juice pouch.