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JackAstro recap
« on: May 03, 2010, 01:50:38 pm »
Twilight'd.

This ending is better than an asteroid. 
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Re: JackAstro recap
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2010, 02:05:50 pm »
Ok, I'll bite.  What the fuck are you talking about?
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2010, 02:08:58 pm »
Ok, I'll bite.  What the fuck are you talking about?

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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2010, 02:10:04 pm »
Ok, I'll bite.  What the fuck are you talking about?

I guess you're not one of the three of us who reads recaps.
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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2010, 02:13:53 pm »
Sorry, I saw a MM recap... and don't get the Twilight thread reference.  So, I'm 0-fer.
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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2010, 02:14:33 pm »
Me too, but I liked the way MM buffed that turd to a high gloss.
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« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2010, 02:14:59 pm »
Sorry, I saw a MM recap... and don't get the Twilight thread reference.  So, I'm 0-fer.

Crazy thing, there is usually a recap after every game.

I wonder why it took Bench so long to comment on it, unless he was searching for the link.
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« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2010, 02:15:48 pm »
Sorry, I saw a MM recap... and don't get the Twilight thread reference.  So, I'm 0-fer.

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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2010, 02:16:27 pm »
Crazy thing, there is usually a recap after every game.

I wonder why it took Bench so long to comment on it, unless he was searching for the link.

Just slow. 
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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2010, 02:22:25 pm »
I don't know if its my place to make a suggestion, but I think it would be a good idea to have a stickied thread called "April Recaps" (or "May Recaps", etc.) and post a link to the recap each time one is posted.  That will remind people that there is content there and allow people to make insightful and supportive comments conveniently. 

I wouldn't post a thread for every recap, but a monthly one seems manageable.

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« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2010, 02:25:45 pm »
I don't know if its my place to make a suggestion, but I think it would be a good idea to have a stickied thread called "April Recaps" (or "May Recaps", etc.) and post a link to the recap each time one is posted.  That will remind people that there is content there and allow people to make insightful and supportive comments conveniently. 

I wouldn't post a thread for every recap, but a monthly one seems manageable.


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« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2010, 02:26:10 pm »
Me too, but I liked the way MM buffed that turd to a high gloss.
We'll get plenty of practice turning shit into shinola.
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« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2010, 02:31:38 pm »
We'll get plenty of practice turning shit into shinola.

Quite often there is an interesting picture to view.
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« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2010, 02:33:40 pm »
I don't know if its my place to make a suggestion, but I think it would be a good idea to have a stickied thread called "April Recaps" (or "May Recaps", etc.) and post a link to the recap each time one is posted.  That will remind people that there is content there and allow people to make insightful and supportive comments conveniently. 

I wouldn't post a thread for every recap, but a monthly one seems manageable.


Nice suggestion.  Very nice!  Thanks!

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« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2010, 03:00:31 pm »
...and allow people to make insightful and supportive comments conveniently. 

Note to self:  Do not follow thru with thought that I do the Astros recaps when they are in town in September.
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« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2010, 03:08:49 pm »
Note to self:  Do not follow thru with thought that I do the Astros recaps when they are in town in September.

Note to BG:  das wants to recap Astros/Nationals series.
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« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2010, 03:14:34 pm »
Note to BG:  das wants to recap Astros/Nationals series.

I'm guessing he has enough material to go ahead and write those now with a great deal of accuracy.
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« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2010, 03:21:13 pm »
I'm guessing he has enough material to go ahead and write those now with a great deal of accuracy.

I am a little nervous about how the Astros September callups will do against the Nationals September callups.
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« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2010, 04:29:23 pm »
I am a little nervous about how the Astros September callups will do against the Nationals September callups.

At least the Nats will have players to call up.

I dread Pam convincing Drayton that Clemens the lesser deserves a call-up (and his own fan section).

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« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2010, 04:46:32 pm »
Koby's Beneficiaries of Nepotism?  Hmm, no aliteration.
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« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2010, 04:47:12 pm »
Koby's Beneficiaries of Nepotism?  Hmm, no aliteration.

Koby's Kronies?
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« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2010, 04:55:48 pm »

I dread Pam convincing Drayton that Clemens the lesser deserves a call-up (and his own fan section).

If Koby gets his own fan section, I will beg for Clemens-cy.

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« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2010, 05:00:08 pm »
If Koby gets his own fan section, I will beg for Clemens-cy.

That would be after you make Pam disappear forever?
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« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2010, 05:12:25 pm »
I dread Pam convincing Drayton that Clemens the lesser deserves a call-up (and his own fan section).

Shit, I hadn't even thought of that. Thanks for the downer.
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« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2010, 06:49:56 pm »
Koby's Kronies?

I'm thinking Pam'll go more along the lines of Koby's Kool Kats.  It would be a big draw to the FS Houston live chat idiots...
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« Reply #25 on: May 03, 2010, 09:50:52 pm »
If Koby gets his own fan section, I will beg for Clemens-cy.

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« Reply #26 on: May 03, 2010, 10:01:11 pm »
Puns like that'll get you the needle.

Well someone's got to inject some humor into this season.

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« Reply #27 on: May 03, 2010, 10:22:08 pm »
Well someone's got to inject some humor into this season.

The team hasn't yet signed its death warrant.
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« Reply #28 on: May 04, 2010, 08:25:59 am »
The team hasn't yet signed its death warrant.

They tried, but they missed the paper.
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« Reply #29 on: May 04, 2010, 09:44:47 am »
The team hasn't yet signed its death warrant.

The death warrant wanted a lot more than slot money.
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« Reply #30 on: May 04, 2010, 11:11:28 am »
Twilight'd.

This ending is better than an asteroid. 

Good lord. Though I respectfully disagree – the asteroid is way better. If it gets her and the psychic vampire fetus, that's a bonus.
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« Reply #31 on: May 04, 2010, 11:41:46 am »
If it gets her and the psychic vampire fetus, that's a bonus.

Lest it grow up and become the Astros' GM?
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« Reply #32 on: May 04, 2010, 11:50:30 am »
Lest it grow up and become the Astros' GM President of Business Operations?

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« Reply #33 on: May 04, 2010, 11:54:01 am »
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« Reply #34 on: May 05, 2010, 02:48:34 pm »
Good lord. Though I respectfully disagree – the asteroid is way better. If it gets her and the psychic vampire fetus, that's a bonus.

The psychic vampire fetus who knows it's "wrong" to kill humans, so she instead drinks human blood out of donation bags- kinda like a Capri Sun juice pouch.
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