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Compare and contrast
« on: July 09, 2008, 04:43:16 pm »
Current MLB standings show the Astros with a 0.6 percent chance to make the playoffs, better than only the Nationals.

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"We really believe we’re going to be in contention before it’s all over," Wade said. "We have a good club. At the times this season, we’ve been as good as any team in baseball. I have no doubt we haven’t our played our best baseball yet."

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Re: Compare and contrast
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2008, 04:52:21 pm »
As of this morning, they're 13 1/2 games out in the division and behind every other team in their division. They're behind at least 8 teams (I think) in the wild card (not counting the three current division leaders). Getting back in contention seems very unlikely. Too many other teams will have to get infected with whatever the Astros have.
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Re: Compare and contrast
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2008, 04:53:20 pm »
Quote from: austro on July 09, 2008, 04:52:21 pm
As of this morning, they're 13 1/2 games out in the division and behind every other team in their division. They're behind at least 8 teams (I think) in the wild card (not counting the three current division leaders). Getting back in contention seems very unlikely. Too many other teams will have to get infected with whatever the Astros have.

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Re: Compare and contrast
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2008, 04:53:39 pm »
Quote from: austro on July 09, 2008, 04:52:21 pm
Too many other teams will have to get infected with whatever the Astros have.

A-Rod's doing this as fast as he can.
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Re: Compare and contrast
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2008, 04:58:56 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on July 09, 2008, 04:53:39 pm
A-Rod's doing this as fast as he can.

Mix his dipstick in Madonna's petri dish and stand back.  In 10 years we'll be saying the resulting pandemic must have come from monkeys in Africa or chickens in China.
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Re: Compare and contrast
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2008, 06:01:46 pm »
Quote from: Lurch on July 09, 2008, 04:58:56 pm
snip...monkeys in Africa or chickens in China.

Chickity china, the Chinese Chicken
Into Maddona, A-Rod will be stickin...
Watchin' Evita with no lights on, with no pants on
Call the CDC on that one.
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Re: Compare and contrast
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2008, 10:25:24 pm »
Quote from: Andyzipp on July 09, 2008, 06:01:46 pm
Chickity china, the Chinese Chicken
Into Maddona, A-Rod will be stickin...
Watchin' Evita with no lights on, with no pants on
Call the CDC on that one.


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Re: Compare and contrast
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2008, 11:00:36 pm »
Everybody has gone
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of a sudden!
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Re: Compare and contrast
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2008, 11:05:25 pm »
Quote from: Noe in Austin on July 09, 2008, 11:00:36 pm
Everybodies gone
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of a sudden!

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Re: Compare and contrast
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2008, 11:07:26 pm »
It's all been done.
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Re: Compare and contrast
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2008, 12:20:34 am »
Quote from: Holly on July 09, 2008, 11:07:26 pm
It's all been done.

..and I can't nominate one for POTWA honours without nominating all.  And that's a lot of work...

So fuck 'em.
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Re: Compare and contrast
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2008, 12:05:02 pm »
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Re: Compare and contrast
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2008, 01:45:07 pm »
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Re: Compare and contrast
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2008, 03:03:59 pm »
I can do it all for you, but I don't want to.
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But the future has to change - and to change I've got to destroy
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