This news comes hours after the Braves beat reporter David O'Brien, from the Atlanta Journal Constitution, had reported that the Braves were closing in on a deal for a right handed hitting bat. This news also tells me Astros GM Ed Wade must have received a solid offer for Pence and he is putting it out that Pence is now available to see if another team can top the offer he received.
I assume GMs deal on a fantasy baseball like platform for these situations. I expect that Wade just checked "available" next to Pence's name. Then he went about checking his "looking for:"
Starting Pitching - check
Bullpen - check, check, check, check, check, check (Are you sure its checked? can I put an exclamation mark on it or something...)
First Base - check (someone has to platoon with Wallace)
Second Base - check (have you seen how short our new guy is? not a ball player)
Short Stop - not checked (my boy Barmes is a great signing...Mr. Crane? are you listening...don't need a shortstop...definitely don't need a new GM...hello?)
Third Base - check
Left Field - check (oh dear god, please let this be a need. Carlos Lee, please, anyone, someone take his salary off my hands!!! P.S. Mr. Crane, I had nothing to do with this one...blame the fat boy and Uncle D)
Center Field - not checked (Michael Bourn, ladies and gentleman, our best player. Mr. Crane, are you listening? Oh...Mr. Boras, where did you just materialize from? Jim, earmuffs. Scott, Bourn is total crap.)
Right Field - check (if you take Pence off my hands, I'll need something in return. From our farm, you say? Hahahahahaha...speaking of which...)
Minor Leagues - "We are deep at absolutely no position in our farm system. Our AAA team is equivalent to a third rate independent league catering to the likes of 55 year old Ricky Henderson and Jose Canseco (or, more likely, his brother impersonating Jose). A five foot four second baseman just rocketed through our farm system in about 12 days. We will take literally anything."