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General Discussion => Archive => Game Zone 2015 Archive => Topic started by: Mr. Happy on April 17, 2015, 05:08:44 pm
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Your lineups for tonight's tilt:
Halos
RFKole Calhoun (L)
CFMike Trout (R)
1BAlbert Pujols (R)
DHMatt Joyce (L)
3BDavid Freese (R)
SSErick Aybar (S)
CChris Iannetta (R)
LFEfren Navarro (L)
2BJ. Giavotella (R)
Jered Weaver (R) (0-2, 8.71)
Astros
2B Jose Altuve (R)
RF George Springer (R)
SS Jed Lowrie (S)
3B Luis Valbuena (L)
DH Evan Gattis (R)
C Jason Castro (L)
1B Chris Carter (R)
LF Colby Rasmus (L)
CF Jake Marisnick (R)
HOU: Roberto Hernandez (R) (0-1, 1.93)
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Altuve with a sparkler of a play to start the game.
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T1:
Calhoun hits a bullet at Altuve, who knocks it down and throws him out. Score it 4-3
Trout grounds out 6-3
Pujols grounds out to Aluve on the SS side of 2B, inning over
No score.
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B1:
Altuve grounds out 6-3 on a close play.
Springer flies out F8
Lowrie (you're in trouble when *I'm* hitting third...) strikes out swinging
After 1...no score.
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There are 2 outs in the 1st inning and I'm already tired of Ashby. I hate how he uses the clearly inaccurate pitch tracker to be a contrarian dipshit.
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There are 2 outs in the 1st inning and I'm already tired of Ashby. I hate how he uses the clearly inaccurate pitch tracker to be a contrarian dipshit.
This may be the first time I've heard the Halos announcers, they are refreshingly competent and informative.
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This is unlistenable. And this home plate umpire is fucking dogshit.
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T2:
Joyce strikes out swinging
Freese strikes out swinging
Aybar grounds back to the box.
Still 0-0
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B2:
Valbuena flies out F8
Gattis hammers a hanger into LF for a 4-game hitting streak!
Castro flies out F9
Carter flies out F9 to end the inning.
Astros leave a man...no score after two.
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T3:
Iannetta strikes out swinging
Navarro grounds out 6-3 on a nice play by Lowrie
Giovatella strikes out looking
Still nothing on the board.
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B3:
Rasmus strikes out
Marisnick flies out F8
Altuve pops out F6.
Nothing doing
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T4:
Calhoun triples when Marisnick runs in a circle as the ball goes over his head.
Trout strikes out swinging
Pujols draws the ol' unintentional intentional walk
Joyce with a sac fly F7, Rasmus with a perfect throw to the plate, as the ball beats the runner by five steps, but Castro steps on his dick, and the Halos take the lead.
Freese grounds out 6-3 to end the inning
Angels 1 Astros 0
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I still thought Castro got him. Did he not get the tag on him?
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I still thought Castro got him. Did he not get the tag on him?
After he hit the plate.
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Gattis with a double! Ashby is a dick.
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B4:
Springer grounds out 5-3
Lowrie grounds to 1B, but Weaver, covering the bag, simply drops the throw...E1
Valbuena flies out F7
Gattis doubles down the LF line, Lowrie to 3B
Castro, with a chance to atone for that iron bar in his glove...grounds out 4-3 to end the threat.
After 4...Angels lead 1-0
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Hernandez could really use some help from the bats (and gloves... Castro).
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Castro did what he could. Looked to me like it bounced up to his upper chest, he gloved and brought the tag down late. Not sure how he screwed up.
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Castro did what he could. Looked to me like it bounced up to his upper chest, he gloved and brought the tag down late. Not sure how he screwed up.
By letting it bounce up into his chest. Turn the glove over and don't let the ball get to your body.
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Altuve comes through with a RBI single!!! Runners on the corners with one out, tie game. Altuve steals second.
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Fuck Marisnick. Pull your head out of your ass.
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What the fuck. Springer comes through and Marisnick drops a turd.
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Marisnick doesn't tag and score on a potential sac fly by Springer.
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And Lowrie grounds out to end the inning. Marisnick's dick stomp cost the Astros the lead.
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Always good to hear from Wynn.
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Boy Rasmus gave up on that ball awfully early.
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Marisnick doesn't tag and score on a potential sac fly by Springer.
By the time these guys get here they've been playing ball for at least 15 years. Why do they make 1st-year mistakes?
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This ump is crap.
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Well shitfuck. Trout with a 2-run homer.
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Ooops
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Trout puts a 2 run dinger in the Crawford boxes. That missed run by Marisnick hurts. I hope he never does that again.
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I don't think I can claim to be Colby Rasmus' biggest fan.
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I don't think I can claim to be Colby Rasmus' biggest fan.
Well, I've come around a bit. I used to hate him.
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Luis Valbuena is not a fast man, is he?
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Castro!
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(Shut the fuck up, Alan)
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Castro atones somewhat with a nice homer.
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I kind of fuckin' hate the Angels. Not like Ranger or Mariner hate but I still hate their guts.
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Castro atones somewhat with a nice homer.
According to ashby, Castro will be embarrassed when he sees the tape of his HR swing.
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I kind of fuckin' hate the Angels. Not like Ranger or Mariner hate but I still hate their guts.
LA and Pujols makes it easy for me.
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I switched over to the Angels broadcast. They don't talk all the time. They tend to let the picture tell the story. Almost too sparse but kind of nice compared to the mind-numbing Ashby bantering. I'll listen for another half inning at least.
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Grossman leads off the bottom of the 7th with a bloop single. The Angels opt for a new pitcher again.
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Altuve's gotta be bunting here.
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Villar (pinch hitting) hits a flare to shallow RF, just like Grossman. men on first and second with no outs. Altuve at the plate.
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Altuve walks, bases juiced, no outs for Springer.
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FOR FUCK'S SAKE, SPRINGER! KEEP YOUR GODDAMN HEAD IN!
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Spring ties it up with a sac fly.
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Tie game, now runners on the corners with one out. Another pitching change.
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Boy that hurts. Bases loaded, no outs, and you squeeze out one run.
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It's true, with JD Brown used to be an A, A- PBP guy, second only to an immortal like Scully. Now he's at best a C+.
I didn't mind Ashby so much on the radio. He was dry, sure, and a bit fake, but not the total dick he's become. It's a weird change. Intriguing, even.
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Come the fuck on, bullpen. The ONE guy you can't groove 'em to.
FUCK.
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You can't walk a guy in front of Trout.
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My internet is crapping out... again... All I know is it's 6 to 3. I'm guessing Qualls gave up a three ruin bomb to Trout.
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Motherfuck!!
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My internet is crapping out... again... All I know is it's 6 to 3. I'm guessing Qualls gave up a three ruin bomb to Trout.
You are correct. And the typo is also correct.
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Is it time to stick a fork in Qualls? He certainly hasn't inspired confidence for quite a while.
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Fuck this piece of shit behind the plate tonight. His strikes zone is fucking TERRIBLE.
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Fuck this piece of shit behind the plate tonight. His strikes zone is fucking TERRIBLE.
Jesus Christ. It's a strike or it isn't. You can't just randomly decide pitch to pitch!
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Ashby is a fucking idiot. He's looking up Houston Street on wikipedia and is confused because he's reading about a major east-west thoroughfare in lower Manhattan.
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NeilT gets all Nashy, and that's exactly what you need (http://www.spikesnstars.com/2015/04/17/miss-lola-2/#more-12561).
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NeilT gets all Nashy, and that's exactly what you need (http://www.spikesnstars.com/2015/04/17/miss-lola-2/#more-12561).
Blind? Blind!? Why, I oughtta... Oh wait, that's pretty accurate.
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By the way, if I heard correctly, they're having Ron Brand in the booth tonight. Not sure which one.
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By the way, if I heard correctly, they're having Ron Brand in the booth tonight. Not sure which one.
That bastard stole my credentials!
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Ah. A NeilT recap on a saturday morning. Normalcy has returned.