OrangeWhoopass.com Forums

General Discussion => Archive => Game Zone 2011 Archive => Topic started by: austro on July 25, 2011, 07:21:13 pm

Title: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: austro on July 25, 2011, 07:21:13 pm
Is this thing on?
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: austro on July 25, 2011, 07:23:18 pm
Bourn flies out to LF. Bourgeois doubles down the RF line. Pence hits a hard ground ball right up the middle, but the Jakes were inexplicably shifted that way, so the second baseman makes a relatively routine play, Bourgeois moving to third. Lee hits the predictable ground ball to SS to end the inning.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: EasTexAstro on July 25, 2011, 07:25:12 pm
Bowie got adouble in th first. Nothing else good. Snack despinser is out qwith a shoulder booboo for the Chards.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: chuck on July 25, 2011, 07:25:34 pm
Hey Ed, let's trade Pence for those three chicks in the front row.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 07:28:45 pm
Happ is coming right at 'em so far.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: jbm on July 25, 2011, 07:30:51 pm
Happ is coming right at 'em so far.

Yes, the sequence to Holliday was very nice to see. Looked aggressive and confident.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 25, 2011, 07:33:29 pm
Yes, the sequence to Holliday was very nice to see. Looked aggressive and confident.

He did. I was shocked.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 07:33:56 pm
Altuve!
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on July 25, 2011, 07:35:04 pm
Little Big Man.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: EasTexAstro on July 25, 2011, 07:35:44 pm
Altuve!

Shhh. Someone will notice him.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 25, 2011, 07:36:49 pm
Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 07:37:00 pm
Q solved McClellan's curve too. Nice!
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on July 25, 2011, 07:37:23 pm
Nice job by Q.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: hostros7 on July 25, 2011, 07:43:13 pm
Anyone been to new busch?
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: austro on July 25, 2011, 07:44:09 pm
Does Molina have any hits against anybody else?
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 07:47:09 pm
Hunter would like to keep playing in Houston.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: hostros7 on July 25, 2011, 07:47:35 pm
Worst. Team. Ever.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: moriartp on July 25, 2011, 07:47:38 pm
Slap fucking dick.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: austro on July 25, 2011, 07:47:41 pm
I know that JD was just talking about the "8-hole" hitter, but I prefer to believe he was talking about the "A-hole" hitter.

Or maybe he was talking about our a-hole right fielder.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 25, 2011, 07:48:16 pm
Hunter would like to keep playing in Houston.

Stop making excuses for Pence, JD. He simply misplayed that ball badly.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: chuck on July 25, 2011, 07:48:19 pm
I'm so sorry, I laughed out loud at that. What a motherfucking idiot.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: astrosfan76 on July 25, 2011, 07:48:51 pm
Hunter would like to keep playing in Houston.

He has seemed distracted over the last week.  Sunglasses might help.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: hostros7 on July 25, 2011, 07:49:32 pm
Stop making excuses for Pence, JD. He simply misplayed that ball badly.

Exactly.  The shitty grass just compounded the fuck up.  
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 07:50:35 pm
He has seemed distracted over the last week.  Sunglasses might help.

He had them on yesterday.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 25, 2011, 07:51:27 pm
I'm so sorry, I laughed out loud at that. What a motherfucking idiot.

The conservative one was screaming at that asshole.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: hostros7 on July 25, 2011, 07:52:03 pm
I think we need HH to opine on the scoring of that three base error hit and two base error.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 25, 2011, 07:52:28 pm
Sacre bleu! Pence made a play!
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: rifraft on July 25, 2011, 07:52:51 pm
I think we need HH to opine on the scoring of that three base error hit and two base error.

Not only that, the runner on third wouldn't have even tried to score on that, if he hadn't trip on his own dick.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 07:56:37 pm
Fuck. Why swing at that one, and not the one in the dirt?
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 25, 2011, 07:57:12 pm
Pence is throwing the game, with a swing at a pitch in his eyes and inside. But he gets a hit anyway.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: hostros7 on July 25, 2011, 07:57:48 pm
I really can't imagine what hunter could do if he didn't have a stuffed animal brain
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 07:59:45 pm
Untradeable.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 25, 2011, 08:00:09 pm
Way to go, dickhead.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: austro on July 25, 2011, 08:00:12 pm
I do not think that throw got him.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: astrosfan76 on July 25, 2011, 08:01:20 pm
I do not think that throw got him.

It didn't.  Ump called the throw, not the tag.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 25, 2011, 08:02:45 pm
It didn't.  Ump called the throw, not the tag.

I thought the ump was right. Close play.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: hostros7 on July 25, 2011, 08:03:00 pm
Nice one Clint
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 08:03:58 pm
Hell of a play by Barnes.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: remy on July 25, 2011, 08:05:05 pm
I'm so sorry, I laughed out loud at that. What a motherfucking idiot.

Was driving home from HEB when it happened, and I also LOL'ed after hearing Do-Ray's call of this slapdickery.  Can't wait to see the replay and laugh all over again.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: BizidyDizidy on July 25, 2011, 08:06:28 pm
There is one slow motion angle in particular that is hilarious
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 25, 2011, 08:09:05 pm
Happ is keeping the ball down tonight a lot better than he has. That's what he needs to do. Throwing strike one would help.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: rifraft on July 25, 2011, 08:13:06 pm
Happ is keeping the ball down tonight a lot better than he has. That's what he needs to do. Throwing strike one would help.


He's throwing enough strikes that I don't want to tear my hair out, which is how I usually feel watching him pitch.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 25, 2011, 08:14:02 pm

He's throwing enough strikes that I don't want to tear my hair out, which is how I usually feel watching him pitch.

I wish that I had some hair to pull out.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: chuck on July 25, 2011, 08:18:25 pm
I wish that I had some hair to pull out.

You've been watching Happ for a year now, of course you don't have any hair left.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 08:22:06 pm
DoRay are blaming Pence's fall on the U2 concert a couple of weeks ago, they had to resod the entire field.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 25, 2011, 08:22:25 pm
Fucking tattooed asshole! He owns us.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 08:22:39 pm
Ankle-high and he hit it out.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 25, 2011, 08:24:33 pm
DoRay are blaming Pence's fall on the U2 concert a couple of weeks ago, they had to resod the entire field.

That is obviously the company line. Had the prick not badlly misplayed the ball, he wouldn't have been in position to slip.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 08:25:04 pm
That is obviously the company line. Had the prick not badlly misplayed the ball, he wouldn't have been in position to slip.

Yep. Clearly.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: chuck on July 25, 2011, 08:25:41 pm
DoRay are blaming Pence's fall on the U2 concert a couple of weeks ago, they had to resod the entire field.

Right, that's why the other five outfielders have been tripping all over the place.

What I want to know is why is it permissible to schedule an event in a baseball stadium during the season? Macca played at Shea earlier in the year, didn't he? What the fuck? Why couldn't they play in the football stadium?
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 25, 2011, 08:25:56 pm
Happ is starting to labor.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 08:26:35 pm
Yeah, he is. He's been better tonight but that's about to come to an end.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 08:27:07 pm
What I want to know is why is it permissible to schedule an event in a baseball stadium during the season? Macca played at Shea earlier in the year, didn't he? What the fuck? Why couldn't they play in the football stadium?

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: austro on July 25, 2011, 08:27:32 pm
What I want to know is why is it permissible to schedule an event in a baseball stadium during the season? Macca played at Shea earlier in the year, didn't he? What the fuck? Why couldn't they play in the football stadium?

Because the football team isn't the NY entity desperate for cash dollars.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: chuck on July 25, 2011, 08:30:00 pm
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

No, I mean obviously, but why wouldn't a baseball team have a provision in the lease saying that the field may not be used for any non-baseball activities during the season?

Or maybe the new grass is a total non-issue.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 25, 2011, 08:31:19 pm
No, I mean obviously, but why wouldn't a baseball team have a provision in the lease saying that the field may not be used for any non-baseball activities during the season?

Or maybe the new grass is a total non-issue.

I think that it is a non-issue. The groundscrews in the big leagues are masters of the turf.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 08:32:19 pm
I think that it is a non-issue. The groundscrews in the big leagues are masters of the turf.

Exactly. 2-3 weeks is plenty of time for this, more than they need.

Altuve!
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 08:35:16 pm
I guess they replaced the dirt too.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: remy on July 25, 2011, 08:36:23 pm
I guess they replaced the dirt too.

Looked like he was actually on the grass on the replay when he slipped, from what I could tell at least.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Matt on July 25, 2011, 08:36:39 pm
I guess they replaced the dirt too.

It was actually his step in the grass that sent him sprawling.  Pence still sucks though.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 25, 2011, 08:38:10 pm
It was actually his step in the grass that sent him sprawling.  Pence still sucks though.

Homer.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: chuck on July 25, 2011, 08:38:28 pm
I guess they replaced the dirt too.

Altuve looks a lot like he belongs out there. It's easy to forget that the organization had doubts about his ability to play, especially when you see him out there alone with no point of reference with respect to his size, such as a base.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Matt on July 25, 2011, 08:40:12 pm
Altuve looks a lot like he belongs out there. It's easy to forget that the organization had doubts about his ability to play, especially when you see him out there alone with no point of reference with respect to his size, such as a base.

Expect Mills to sit him soon until he can get him going with some more favorable match ups.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: chuck on July 25, 2011, 08:41:36 pm
Expect Mills to sit him soon until he can get him going with some more favorable match ups.

Well, let's face it, he's not producing runs worth a shit. They currently need five and he's produced but one.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Matt on July 25, 2011, 08:43:05 pm
Well, let's face it, he's not producing runs worth a shit. They currently need five and he's produced but one.

With a favorable match up he'd be driving them in wholesale.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: chuck on July 25, 2011, 08:44:13 pm
When Wade pulls the trigger on this deal I've got the brunette in the two hole. Y'all can play the blondes wherever you want.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: hostros7 on July 25, 2011, 08:44:49 pm
Expect Mills to sit him soon until he can get him going with some more favorable match ups.

Yeah, well he already rested him because, you know, the grind of 4 straight games had already dampened his excitement to, you know, be playing in the MAJOR LEAGUE.  

Mills, I really wanted to like you, you reptilian son of a bitch.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Matt on July 25, 2011, 08:45:21 pm
When Wade pulls the trigger on this deal I've got the brunette in the two hole. Y'all can play the blondes wherever you want.

Now THAT sounds like a favorable match up.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 08:45:59 pm
Assist to Lee's big feet.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: hostros7 on July 25, 2011, 08:46:53 pm
I lived in a dorm called John Jay my freshman year of college.  I don't think it was named after that guy.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 25, 2011, 08:50:17 pm
I lived in a dorm called John Jay my freshman year of college.  I don't think it was named after that guy.

Sure it was.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: chuck on July 25, 2011, 08:51:14 pm
I lived in a dorm called John Jay my freshman year of college.  I don't think it was named after that guy.

When were you there?
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: moriartp on July 25, 2011, 08:53:54 pm
oh my fucking christ. are you kidding me?
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: BizidyDizidy on July 25, 2011, 08:54:05 pm
Goddamn this team is bad
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 08:54:15 pm
Get your god damned head in the game.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: austro on July 25, 2011, 08:54:25 pm
Perfect: one earned run, one unearned run. Keeps Happ's stretch of 5-earned-run starts intact.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: moriartp on July 25, 2011, 08:54:55 pm
I'm having flashbacks to little league.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: hostros7 on July 25, 2011, 08:56:03 pm
When were you there?

2001, the year that ate my soul.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Gizzmonic on July 25, 2011, 08:56:35 pm
Shittin' shitcocks!
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: austro on July 25, 2011, 08:57:01 pm
Death and destruction.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 25, 2011, 08:57:12 pm
Shitfuck. The route is on.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: chuck on July 25, 2011, 08:57:30 pm
I thought the Astros might pick up one or two against the Cubs. It's entirely possible that the team will get shut out on this road trip.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Jacksonian on July 25, 2011, 08:58:02 pm
Carpenter looked completely frustrated after the Bourgeois error.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: hostros7 on July 25, 2011, 08:58:11 pm
and I thought I wasn't going to drink tonight.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 25, 2011, 08:58:22 pm
I'm starting to wonder whether this team will win 50 games. Seriously.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 25, 2011, 08:58:58 pm
Carpenter looked completely frustrated after the Bourgeois error.

I agree. He's got to get past that shit and work on the next hitter.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: austro on July 25, 2011, 08:59:15 pm
I thought the Astros might pick up one or two against the Cubs. It's entirely possible that the team will get shut out on this road trip.

You can select any six-game stretch you want over the remainder of the season, and it's entirely possible that the team will get shut out in that stretch.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: chuck on July 25, 2011, 08:59:15 pm
2001, the year that ate my soul.

You're a decade too late to know anyone I knew that was there. You picked a shit year to arrive.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 08:59:22 pm
So this is what it was like to be a Met fan in 1962-68. Someone ought to write a book. "Seasons in the Wilderness." Or "Who the Fuck Cares?"
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: chuck on July 25, 2011, 09:01:07 pm
You can select any six-game stretch you want over the remainder of the season, and it's entirely possible that the team will get shut out in that stretch.

You could look at any ten game stretch. I guess I bring it up because it's ten division games.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: moriartp on July 25, 2011, 09:02:16 pm
I appreciate their balls-out effort in trying to get the first overall pick, but will someone please tell them it's already clinched?
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: chuck on July 25, 2011, 09:03:15 pm
Has anybody ever had any success in cooking an octopus?
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 25, 2011, 09:03:44 pm
Has anybody ever had any success in cooking an octopus?
Not I.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 09:04:17 pm
Has anybody ever had any success in cooking an octopus?

If I find that shit in my kitchen, I'm getting a bat.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: austro on July 25, 2011, 09:04:55 pm
Has anybody ever had any success in cooking an octopus?

I've never even tried. Not sure I want to.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: moriartp on July 25, 2011, 09:05:51 pm
If I find that shit in my kitchen, I'm getting a bat.

Don't watch this video if you're prone to nightmares. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxQmOR_QLfQ)
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: BizidyDizidy on July 25, 2011, 09:05:55 pm
I have not, but have eaten some good renditions. I'd probably try blanching then roasting
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: hostros7 on July 25, 2011, 09:06:13 pm
You're a decade too late to know anyone I knew that was there. You picked a shit year to arrive.

I went back and the west end was closed.  Different times.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: chuck on July 25, 2011, 09:11:57 pm
Don't watch this video if you're prone to nightmares. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxQmOR_QLfQ)

Yes, but is it fresh?

A friend of mine and I were in a sushi place in Tokyo once and he asked the chef in his haltering Japanese if the tuna was fresh. I wish I could describe the look the chef gave him before shouting a deeply wounded HAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 25, 2011, 09:14:59 pm
JD's defending poor play is getting on my nerves. That was a shitty swing at an obvious ball for strike three by CJ.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Jacksonian on July 25, 2011, 09:16:15 pm
The Little Guy has a pretty swing.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 09:16:59 pm
Jose Altuve is the poor man's Joe Boyd.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: chuck on July 25, 2011, 09:19:05 pm
I have not, but have eaten some good renditions. I'd probably try blanching then roasting

You know, that's what most of the recipes suggest. I've seen several that recommend a blanching and then three or four hours at about 200 degrees. There is no fucking way I'm going to leave an oven on in the house for four hours.

I just boiled one for an hour and a half and I can't tell if it's going to do what I want or not. I'm letting it rest in the water and once the water gets to room temperature I'll take it out and fuck with it some more. The skin opposite the suction cups came off easily but the suction cups didn't want to slide off so I'll leave it for a while.

Once I get it cleaned I'll either grill it or make some sort of stew I guess. I could do something simple and tomato based or use some coconut milk. I don't know. If I can't get the suction cups to slide off I may grill it briefly over a white hot fucking fire.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: austro on July 25, 2011, 09:20:04 pm
That was one cool time-lapse sequence.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: chuck on July 25, 2011, 09:21:51 pm
Jose Altuve is the poor man's Joe Boyd.

Didn't you say you saw U2 at Cardi's in Houston?
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: austro on July 25, 2011, 09:30:10 pm
Noe, why aren't their outfielders slipping and falling?
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 09:35:12 pm
Didn't you say you saw U2 at Cardi's in Houston?

No, Ian Hunter.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: hostros7 on July 25, 2011, 09:35:38 pm
Did brownie almost call him "drinkin Dave" or did I hallucinate?
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Jacksonian on July 25, 2011, 09:35:45 pm
A grand slam here and three run homer by Altuve and we're back in the game. [/Chip]
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 25, 2011, 09:36:26 pm
Did brownie almost call him "drinkin Dave" or did I hallucinate?

I thought that too.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: hostros7 on July 25, 2011, 09:38:11 pm
I thought that too.

I relistened and it's not out of question
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: chuck on July 25, 2011, 09:38:55 pm
A grand slam here and three run homer by Altuve and we're back in the game. [Sip]
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: hostros7 on July 25, 2011, 09:40:41 pm
And he just called pujols "poohole." wtf?
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 09:40:57 pm
Well. Ho Lee Shit.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: moriartp on July 25, 2011, 09:41:10 pm
A grand slam here and three run homer by Altuve and we're back in the game. [/Chip]

Well then.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: chuck on July 25, 2011, 09:41:15 pm
Doink.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: JaneDoe on July 25, 2011, 09:41:16 pm
A grand slam here and three run homer by Altuve and we're back in the game. [Sip]

Good call.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: hostros7 on July 25, 2011, 09:42:43 pm
See that AL? Get em while he's luke.

Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: chuck on July 25, 2011, 09:43:21 pm
Good call.

I'm just going to keep ordering what Jacksonian's drinking. It's working.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: austro on July 25, 2011, 09:44:02 pm
Who was LaRussa yelling at? If it's his pitcher, that's a pretty shitty thing to do.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: JaneDoe on July 25, 2011, 09:44:53 pm
I'm just going to keep ordering what Jacksonian's drinking. It's working.

Yeah, I just logged in and didn't see his post.  Great call, Jacksonian!
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 09:48:24 pm
If Hunter played like Rasmus tonight, he'd be gone by tomorrow.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: moriartp on July 25, 2011, 09:48:29 pm
Jeez Rasmus, way to be an asshole. Kid could've gone 4-4.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Jacksonian on July 25, 2011, 09:50:02 pm
My Chip was too Cub to work.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: hostros7 on July 25, 2011, 09:50:58 pm
Rasmus paced himself perfectly to execute that slide
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: moriartp on July 25, 2011, 09:51:35 pm
Melancon is a weird-looking dude.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: chuck on July 25, 2011, 09:53:23 pm
It's hilarious that they removed Barmes in the double switch rather than Altuve who made the last out. Apparently Mills is now a believer.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Jacksonian on July 25, 2011, 09:54:42 pm
It's hilarious that they removed Barmes in the double switch rather than Altuve who made the last out. Apparently Mills is now a believer.

Overlooked.

Or is that too obvious?
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: austro on July 25, 2011, 09:54:52 pm
If you're another GM looking for an outfielder and watching this game tonight, how would you not pursue Rasmus instead of Pence?
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Matt on July 25, 2011, 09:55:13 pm
It's hilarious that they removed Barmes in the double switch rather than Altuve who made the last out. Apparently Mills is now a believer.

Mills has set Jose up for success by playing him during favorable match ups.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: chuck on July 25, 2011, 09:57:03 pm
If you're another GM looking for an outfielder and watching this game tonight, how would you not pursue Rasmus instead of Pence?

I've been puzzling over why the Cardinals would want to move him.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: hostros7 on July 25, 2011, 09:57:14 pm
If you're another GM looking for an outfielder and watching this game tonight, how would you not pursue Rasmus instead of Pence?

Because there might be a reason a team in contention would trade a useful player? I've got nothing else.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 09:58:43 pm
I've been puzzling over why the Cardinals would want to move him.

Supposedly he hasn't bought in to the Tank Commander's way of running the team.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 09:59:43 pm
That's just some good NL ball right there. Not in right field, but on the basepaths.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: austro on July 25, 2011, 09:59:51 pm
Count to three, Hunter. Fucking idiot.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 25, 2011, 10:00:10 pm
I've been puzzling over why the Cardinals would want to move him.

He had the audacity to listen to his dad for batting tips per Brownie.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: austro on July 25, 2011, 10:00:43 pm
I've been puzzling over why the Cardinals would want to move him.

He's not seeing eye to eye with Tony, and they think that John Jay can take his place.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: chuck on July 25, 2011, 10:01:20 pm
That pisses me off more than any of his tripping over his shoelaces routines, letting the runner get to third. Ridiculous baseball from a terrible outfielder. He gave them a run.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 10:03:01 pm
Austro, you remember how craptastic the Express was last season? I have the same feeling about the Astros. The gulf in talent as a team is remarkable.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: JaneDoe on July 25, 2011, 10:04:52 pm
That pisses me off more than any of his tripping over his shoelaces routines, letting the runner get to third. Ridiculous baseball from a terrible outfielder. He gave them a run.

Wasn't the first time.  Unfortunately, won't be the last.....
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: chuck on July 25, 2011, 10:05:08 pm
He's not seeing eye to eye with Tony, and they think that John Jay can take his place.

You're right. He sucks. We'll take him.

He's young, he's cheap, he can hit for power, he's a good defender and he pisses off LaRussa. I'm in.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 25, 2011, 10:05:29 pm
Even Lucas fucks up tonight.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: chuck on July 25, 2011, 10:08:08 pm
The team has lost 35 of 45? Fuck! That is unreal. And that's before the team has traded any of its better players. If anyone wants them.

I've been wondering who will end up with the better numbers, the NL batting champion or the Houston Astros. At the moment the batting champion is the clear favorite.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: BatGirl on July 25, 2011, 10:09:04 pm
Has anybody ever had any success in cooking an octopus?

totally thought you were using this as a metaphor, somehow, to describe the astros
i hear good things about braising
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: JaneDoe on July 25, 2011, 10:09:22 pm
What a way to end the game.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 10:09:30 pm
Even with Altuve's three hits, we got the full stack of turdcakes tonight.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: JaneDoe on July 25, 2011, 10:10:00 pm
You're right. He sucks. We'll take him.

He's young, he's cheap, he can hit for power, he's a good defender and he pisses off LaRussa. I'm in.

Too good to be true....
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: austro on July 25, 2011, 10:10:23 pm
Austro, you remember how craptastic the Express was last season? I have the same feeling about the Astros. The gulf in talent as a team is remarkable.

Yup. Hard to watch.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Mr. Happy on July 25, 2011, 10:10:53 pm
Slapdickery to end it. Shitfuck. Losers of 36 of the last 46, this team looks worse than my LSU freshman year baseball team, and we were 12-34.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: austro on July 25, 2011, 10:11:21 pm
What a way to end the game.

What happened?
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 10:11:30 pm
The DoRay of baseball.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Jacksonian on July 25, 2011, 10:12:36 pm
The DoRay of baseball.

At least they have a great deal of talent in talking about the Cubs.  Where is that equivalent on the Astros?
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: MusicMan on July 25, 2011, 10:13:18 pm
Jeez Rasmus, way to be an asshole.

Rasmus is enough of an asshole that Tony La Russa has grown tired of his shit.

Think about that.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 10:13:28 pm
Groundball to second, Sanchez, on first, stops halfway in front of the fielder who is moving toward him; throws to first to get the batter, then a rundown to get Sanchez.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 10:14:01 pm
At least they have a great deal of talent in talking about the Cubs.  Where is that equivalent on the Astros?

Bourn's better than that.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: MusicMan on July 25, 2011, 10:14:18 pm
Slapdickery to end it. Shitfuck. Losers of 36 of the last 46, this team looks worse than my LSU freshman year baseball team, and we were 12-34.

20-50 over the last 70 games.

For those of you educated in Oklahoma, that works out to 46-116 for a season.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: chuck on July 25, 2011, 10:15:17 pm
totally thought you were using this as a metaphor, somehow, to describe the astros
i hear good things about braising

I bet. I don't have the ready supply of duck fat that some of you do, though.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 10:15:54 pm
20-50 over the last 70 games.

For those of you educated in Oklahoma, that works out to 46-116 for a season.

So you're saying there's a chance?
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: MusicMan on July 25, 2011, 10:18:25 pm
So you're saying there's a chance?
To be historically inept?

Well, we may have blown it in April, but the right combination of trades, field mismanagement, and continued slapdickery might get us there.

Apropos of nothing else but my evening: FUCK YOU, SWA.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Jacksonian on July 25, 2011, 10:19:29 pm
To be historically inept?

Well, we may have blown it in April, but the right combination of trades, field mismanagement, and continued slapdickery might get us there.

Apropos of nothing else but my evening: FUCK YOU, SWA.

Did they sponsor this broadcast and make you watch?
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: austro on July 25, 2011, 10:20:29 pm
Just what is the record for losses in a season?
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: MusicMan on July 25, 2011, 10:21:28 pm
Did they sponsor this broadcast and make you watch?

No, but at 8:00, when I left my house, their 9:30 flight to Dallas showed as leaving at 9:45.
15 minutes later, I arrive at Hobby at the flight is pushed back to 12:20.

Topping it all off, it's 2011 and both their "app" and mobile web site are incabable of indicating a delayed start time; they only say "delayed".
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 10:22:09 pm
Just what is the record for losses in a season?

Modern record is 120 by the Mets. Modern winning percentage is .235 (36-117) by the 1916 Philadelphia A's.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Lefty on July 25, 2011, 10:23:39 pm
Supposedly he hasn't bought in to the Tank Commander's way of running the team.

Doesn't want to bat ninth?
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: austro on July 25, 2011, 10:24:07 pm
Modern record is 120 by the Mets. Modern winning percentage is .235 (36-117) by the 1916 Philadelphia A's.

That's do-able.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 10:25:33 pm
That's do-able.

Just one good fire sale away from owning both records.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Jacksonian on July 25, 2011, 10:26:21 pm
Just one good fire sale away from owning both records.

This team's good enough on their own.  They don't need to add players.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: BizidyDizidy on July 25, 2011, 10:27:05 pm
4 out of my last 6 flights with them have been delayed, most in excess of an hour (on an hour flight), including missing date night with babysitter lined up. Fuck SWA
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Jacksonian on July 25, 2011, 10:28:01 pm
How late am I to the party that I just realized the Astros dealt their best hitter only to immediately add their best hitter?
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: MusicMan on July 25, 2011, 10:28:16 pm
4 out of my last 6 flights with them have been delayed, most in excess of an hour (on an hour flight), including missing date night with babysitter lined up. Fuck SWA

They don't control the weather, but they sure as all hell control a piss-poor job of communicating with their customers.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Jacksonian on July 25, 2011, 10:28:56 pm
No, but at 8:00, when I left my house, their 9:30 flight to Dallas showed as leaving at 9:45.
15 minutes later, I arrive at Hobby at the flight is pushed back to 12:20.

Topping it all off, it's 2011 and both their "app" and mobile web site are incabable of indicating a delayed start time; they only say "delayed".

I'm confused.  So you wanted the app to show you'd be delayed enough to miss tonight's game?
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: BizidyDizidy on July 25, 2011, 10:29:47 pm
Only half of those were weather related - on the worst one, they kept telling us 30 minutes for 3 hours while 6 other flights left
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: hostros7 on July 25, 2011, 10:30:21 pm
I've only had raw octo.  Duck fat is a delicious addition, but why add to octopus?  I've neverbhadnitcooked, but it doesn't seem the best medium form duck fat.  I would kindly like to reserve judgment, however.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: BizidyDizidy on July 25, 2011, 10:32:39 pm
Confiting in duck fat would not be a bad idea at all - you can buy a bigass tub from hudson valley foie gras for pretty cheap when you are orfering your foie and magret.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: hostros7 on July 25, 2011, 10:33:38 pm
4 out of my last 6 flights with them have been delayed, most in excess of an hour (on an hour flight), including missing date night with babysitter lined up. Fuck SWA

How did you swing that with your sitter?  Wife must be cool as a mofo.  My two SWA flights today arrived early, but I'm not a big SWA proponent.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: chuck on July 25, 2011, 10:33:42 pm
I am planning on using half of it in a ceviche and gilling the other half. I don't know why, but I feel like making a fire.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: Ron Brand on July 25, 2011, 10:34:54 pm
To tie the modern record of 40 wins, the Astros would have to go 7-53 and they'd be 40-122 .247; if they go 5-55 they'd be 38-124 and tie the win percentage record of .235. It won't be easy.
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: BizidyDizidy on July 25, 2011, 10:35:05 pm
Sitter was sister so I won't go there
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: BizidyDizidy on July 25, 2011, 10:37:21 pm
The worst thing about SWA is that they are by far the best option for getting around texas
Title: Re: Astros @ Jakes, 7/25/2011
Post by: austro on July 26, 2011, 08:44:16 am
To tie the modern record of 40 wins, the Astros would have to go 7-53 and they'd be 40-122 .247; if they go 5-55 they'd be 38-124 and tie the win percentage record of .235. It won't be easy.

If it were easy, everybody would do it.