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Title: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 30, 2011, 08:02:19 pm: Some game going on. Northern invaders in Houston. No score after two and a half. I'm boring, so I won't comment any more.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Travis on June 30, 2011, 08:06:14 pm: Scoreless through three. Wandy's control looks a little off. Got out of a bases loaded jam in the top of the third, but looks like he might walk a few batters tonight.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 08:08:29 pm: What a fuckwit. World-class fuckwit.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 08:09:06 pm: Nice work, Patti. De-fuckwitted.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: hostros7 on June 30, 2011, 08:09:49 pm: The fan of the game is wearing a cub hat. And he's scaring patti. He may have been in a boulder port-o-let
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 08:11:50 pm: That Barmes guy is not a bad shortstop.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 08:16:07 pm: Hey, some guy just hit a home run.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: chuck on June 30, 2011, 08:16:11 pm: Quote from: hostros7 on June 30, 2011, 08:09:49 pm
He may have been in a boulder port-o-let

I don't think he could fit through the hole.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 30, 2011, 08:16:20 pm: Kabong!!!
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: OregonStrosFan on June 30, 2011, 08:16:41 pm: KABONG!!!
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: BudGirl on June 30, 2011, 08:17:07 pm: Quote from: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 08:16:07 pm
Hey, some guy just hit a home run.

the slacker did it.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: hostros7 on June 30, 2011, 08:17:35 pm: Carlos learned that warning track power may be warning track power, but it will count as a HR if someone moved the crawford boxes ove the warning track and you can hit it there.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 30, 2011, 08:21:39 pm: wow. did i start something? everybody else just waiting for the first post?

i lost the tv, so i'm depending on you guys to keep me updated....
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: BudGirl on June 30, 2011, 08:22:25 pm: aren't you the popular one.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 08:23:48 pm: 1-0 Astros, top of the 5th on Lee's shibby to the Boxes.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 30, 2011, 08:26:02 pm: Quote from: BudGirl on June 30, 2011, 08:22:25 pm
aren't you the popular one.

i haven't had to resort to hiding in port-o-johns yet, if that is what you are asking.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 08:39:52 pm: Bourn HBP, moves to second I think on an FC, then Pence hits a hot grounder to Beltre at 3B who throws wide. Bourn scores, Pence to 2B, 2-0 Good Guys, bottom 5.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: BudGirl on June 30, 2011, 08:41:42 pm: Quote from: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 08:39:52 pm
Bourn HBP, moves to second ~~I think on an FC~~ on a bunt, then Pence hits a hot grounder to Beltre at 3B who throws wide. Bourn scores, Pence to 2B, 2-0 Good Guys, bottom 5.

FIFY
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 08:42:50 pm: I was busy yelling at the dogs.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 08:43:38 pm: I hope this play stands. There's no excuse for not continuing to play the ball, you don't just point and whine about it.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: BudGirl on June 30, 2011, 08:44:34 pm: it did hit the fan, but i agree about playing the ball.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 08:45:46 pm: Quote from: BudGirl on June 30, 2011, 08:44:34 pm
it did hit the fan, but i agree about playing the ball.

Oh yeah, it was the right call, I just wanted it to stand because of his whining and pointing.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 08:46:53 pm: I guess the Astros ate their Wheaties this morning. It's 5-0 now.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: chuck on June 30, 2011, 08:46:55 pm: Man, I'm glad CJ got that one.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 30, 2011, 08:47:29 pm: Quote from: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 08:45:46 pm
Oh yeah, it was the right call, I just wanted it to stand because of his whining and pointing.

+1
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: EasTexAstro on June 30, 2011, 08:48:50 pm: Quote from: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 08:46:53 pm
I guess the Astros ate their Wheaties this morning. It's 5-0 now.

or1/3 of an inning for the pen
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on June 30, 2011, 08:51:29 pm: that guy pitching for the other team must suck.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 08:55:48 pm: NIFTY double play!
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 08:56:29 pm: Fucking High Life cocksucking piece of shit asshole.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 08:57:50 pm: The fucking Triple Crown of commercials I hate. Ugh.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Mr. Happy on June 30, 2011, 08:58:01 pm: Quote from: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 08:56:29 pm
Fucking High Life cocksucking piece of shit asshole.

That one doesn't bother me. The flash mob commercial is funny, but it is starting to get old.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: NeilT on June 30, 2011, 08:58:47 pm: I did think the cub's hat explanation was good.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 09:03:57 pm: Quote from: NeilT on June 30, 2011, 08:58:47 pm
I did think the cub's hat explanation was good.

Yeah, I popped off before I got the explanation. How...consistent of me.

I wear the ribbons of shame.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: remy on June 30, 2011, 09:04:24 pm: Patti Smith, you saucy minx.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: pots on June 30, 2011, 09:04:32 pm: wow, Carlos with 2 walks and a homerun. Pinch me
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: NeilT on June 30, 2011, 09:05:44 pm: I was thinking the same thing: Why's the idiot wearing a cub's hat?
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: pots on June 30, 2011, 09:07:52 pm: Quote from: NeilT on June 30, 2011, 09:05:44 pm
I was thinking the same thing: Why's the idiot wearing a cub's hat?

That's his sign
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: BudGirl on June 30, 2011, 09:08:44 pm: 5-0 astros mid 7.

wandy made it 7 innings. i wasn't sure he was going to go that far. nice effort so far.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: hostros7 on June 30, 2011, 09:10:48 pm: Quote from: remy on June 30, 2011, 09:04:24 pm
Patti Smith, you saucy minx.

I know, right? She reminds me of a female Lisa Malosky. (pause)
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: chuck on June 30, 2011, 09:15:32 pm: Who the fuck is this team?
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 09:16:08 pm: Michaels with a 2-run bomb to left makes it 7-0 in the bottom of the 7th.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: moriartp on June 30, 2011, 09:16:26 pm: Brownie: "Patti has something no one else on this crew has."

Me: "A giant mole?"

Then Patti went boob joke with it and totally stole my thunder.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: BudGirl on June 30, 2011, 09:17:04 pm: Quote from: chuck on June 30, 2011, 09:15:32 pm
Who the fuck is this team?

one you won't see for another week.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: pots on June 30, 2011, 09:17:16 pm: Carlos has walked 15 times this month. His largest monthly total since June 07
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 09:21:39 pm: David Carpenter in.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 09:24:30 pm: And he Ks Gentry swinging. Carpenter throws hard, 93-94.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: NeilT on June 30, 2011, 09:28:29 pm: Where is carpenter from? Oklahoma city?
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 09:29:34 pm: Up from OKC, born in West Virginia.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 09:30:20 pm: He got a K and two warning track flyouts. Good debut.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: jbm on June 30, 2011, 09:31:35 pm: I think he threw all fastballs. Never got to see that slider they were talking about.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 09:32:50 pm: He had good movement on one running fastball but otherwise they were pretty straightforward although he did hit 95 with one of them.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: drew corleone on June 30, 2011, 09:37:01 pm: This is like skipping the gym for two weeks and then doing an extra set to make up for it. But then again, according to the Pythagorean record the Stros can still win the Silver Boot, right?
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: OregonStrosFan on June 30, 2011, 09:37:06 pm: Quote from: jbm on June 30, 2011, 09:31:35 pm
I think he threw all fastballs. Never got to see that slider they were talking about.

Per Gameday (pitch f/x?): Carpenter threw 16 4-seam fastballs in T7: 1-92 MPH, 5-93 MPH, 6-94 MPH, 3-95 MPH, 1-96 MPH.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: austro on June 30, 2011, 09:37:22 pm: Quote from: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 08:43:38 pm
I hope this play stands. There's no excuse for not continuing to play the ball, you don't just point and whine about it.

You can do that in the AL.

And y'all can thank me for starting Harrison on my fantasy team tonight.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 09:39:50 pm: Quote from: drew corleone on June 30, 2011, 09:37:01 pm
This is like skipping the gym for two weeks and then doing an extra set to make up for it. But then again, according to the Pythagorean record the Stros can still win the Silver Boot, right?

Welcome to the Weekly Win!
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: jbm on June 30, 2011, 09:41:06 pm: Quote from: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 09:39:50 pm
Welcome to the Weekly Win!

I don't. Got abad feeling.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Bench on June 30, 2011, 09:42:23 pm: Brownie: The state fossil of Massachusetts is the dinosaur.

JD: Oh. I would have thought it was Tim Wakefield.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 09:46:33 pm: Good Guys win!
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Ty in Tampa on June 30, 2011, 09:48:44 pm: This is it, man! This is where it all turns around. Right here. Right?
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 09:50:50 pm: Quote from: Ty in Tampa on June 30, 2011, 09:48:44 pm
This is it, man! This is where it all turns around. Right here. Right?

In Bizarro World.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Reuben on June 30, 2011, 09:52:14 pm: Quote from: Ty in Tampa on June 30, 2011, 09:48:44 pm
This is it, man! This is where it all turns around. Right here. Right?
So, you still believe they have a shot at the 29th-best record in baseball, huh? I like your optimism.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: OregonStrosFan on June 30, 2011, 09:54:20 pm: Quote from: Reuben on June 30, 2011, 09:52:14 pm
So, you still believe they have a shot at the 29th-best record in baseball, huh? I like your optimism.

As long as the Cubs were 30th, I'd consider it a victory (this season only)!
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Lurch on June 30, 2011, 10:01:02 pm: Quote from: OregonStrosFan on June 30, 2011, 09:54:20 pm
As long as the Cubs were 30th, I'd consider it a victory (this season only)!

I've got $50 on it.
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: Bench on June 30, 2011, 10:01:57 pm: Quote from: OregonStrosFan on June 30, 2011, 09:54:20 pm
As long as the Cubs were 30th, I'd consider it a victory (this season only)!

Is the draft next year at least two deep?
Title: Re: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11
Post by: MRaup on June 30, 2011, 11:57:24 pm: Quote from: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 09:50:50 pm
In Bizarro World.

You misspelled 2005.