Author Topic: Rangers @ Astros 6/30/11 (Read 4470 times)

EasTexAstro · « **on:** June 30, 2011, 08:02:19 pm »

Some game going on. Northern invaders in Houston. No score after two and a half. I'm boring, so I won't comment any more.

Travis · « **Reply #1 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:06:14 pm »

Scoreless through three. Wandy's control looks a little off. Got out of a bases loaded jam in the top of the third, but looks like he might walk a few batters tonight.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #2 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:08:29 pm »

What a fuckwit. World-class fuckwit.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #3 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:09:06 pm »

Nice work, Patti. De-fuckwitted.

hostros7 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:09:49 pm »

The fan of the game is wearing a cub hat. And he's scaring patti. He may have been in a boulder port-o-let

Ron Brand · « **Reply #5 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:11:50 pm »

That Barmes guy is not a bad shortstop.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #6 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:16:07 pm »

Hey, some guy just hit a home run.

chuck · « **Reply #7 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:16:11 pm »

Quote from: hostros7 on June 30, 2011, 08:09:49 pm

He may have been in a boulder port-o-let

I don't think he could fit through the hole.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #8 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:16:20 pm »

Kabong!!!

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #9 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:16:41 pm »

KABONG!!!

BudGirl · « **Reply #10 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:17:07 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 08:16:07 pm

Hey, some guy just hit a home run.

the slacker did it.

hostros7 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:17:35 pm »

Carlos learned that warning track power may be warning track power, but it will count as a HR if someone moved the crawford boxes ove the warning track and you can hit it there.

EasTexAstro · « **Reply #12 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:21:39 pm »

wow. did i start something? everybody else just waiting for the first post?

i lost the tv, so i'm depending on you guys to keep me updated....

BudGirl · « **Reply #13 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:22:25 pm »

aren't you the popular one.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #14 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:23:48 pm »

1-0 Astros, top of the 5th on Lee's shibby to the Boxes.

EasTexAstro · « **Reply #15 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:26:02 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on June 30, 2011, 08:22:25 pm

aren't you the popular one.

i haven't had to resort to hiding in port-o-johns yet, if that is what you are asking.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #16 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:39:52 pm »

Bourn HBP, moves to second I think on an FC, then Pence hits a hot grounder to Beltre at 3B who throws wide. Bourn scores, Pence to 2B, 2-0 Good Guys, bottom 5.

BudGirl · « **Reply #17 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:41:42 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 08:39:52 pm

Bourn HBP, moves to second ~~I think on an FC~~ on a bunt, then Pence hits a hot grounder to Beltre at 3B who throws wide. Bourn scores, Pence to 2B, 2-0 Good Guys, bottom 5.

FIFY

Ron Brand · « **Reply #18 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:42:50 pm »

I was busy yelling at the dogs.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #19 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:43:38 pm »

I hope this play stands. There's no excuse for not continuing to play the ball, you don't just point and whine about it.

BudGirl · « **Reply #20 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:44:34 pm »

it did hit the fan, but i agree about playing the ball.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #21 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:45:46 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on June 30, 2011, 08:44:34 pm

it did hit the fan, but i agree about playing the ball.

Oh yeah, it was the right call, I just wanted it to stand because of his whining and pointing.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #22 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:46:53 pm »

I guess the Astros ate their Wheaties this morning. It's 5-0 now.

chuck · « **Reply #23 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:46:55 pm »

Man, I'm glad CJ got that one.

EasTexAstro · « **Reply #24 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:47:29 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 08:45:46 pm

Oh yeah, it was the right call, I just wanted it to stand because of his whining and pointing.

+1

EasTexAstro · « **Reply #25 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:48:50 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 08:46:53 pm

I guess the Astros ate their Wheaties this morning. It's 5-0 now.

or1/3 of an inning for the pen

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #26 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:51:29 pm »

that guy pitching for the other team must suck.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #27 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:55:48 pm »

NIFTY double play!

Ron Brand · « **Reply #28 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:56:29 pm »

Fucking High Life cocksucking piece of shit asshole.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #29 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:57:50 pm »

The fucking Triple Crown of commercials I hate. Ugh.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #30 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:58:01 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 08:56:29 pm

Fucking High Life cocksucking piece of shit asshole.

That one doesn't bother me. The flash mob commercial is funny, but it is starting to get old.

NeilT · « **Reply #31 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:58:47 pm »

I did think the cub's hat explanation was good.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #32 on:** June 30, 2011, 09:03:57 pm »

Quote from: NeilT on June 30, 2011, 08:58:47 pm

I did think the cub's hat explanation was good.

Yeah, I popped off before I got the explanation. How...consistent of me.

I wear the ribbons of shame.

remy · « **Reply #33 on:** June 30, 2011, 09:04:24 pm »

Patti Smith, you saucy minx.

pots · « **Reply #34 on:** June 30, 2011, 09:04:32 pm »

wow, Carlos with 2 walks and a homerun. Pinch me

NeilT · « **Reply #35 on:** June 30, 2011, 09:05:44 pm »

I was thinking the same thing: Why's the idiot wearing a cub's hat?

pots · « **Reply #36 on:** June 30, 2011, 09:07:52 pm »

Quote from: NeilT on June 30, 2011, 09:05:44 pm

I was thinking the same thing: Why's the idiot wearing a cub's hat?

That's his sign

BudGirl · « **Reply #37 on:** June 30, 2011, 09:08:44 pm »

5-0 astros mid 7.

wandy made it 7 innings. i wasn't sure he was going to go that far. nice effort so far.

hostros7 · « **Reply #38 on:** June 30, 2011, 09:10:48 pm »

Quote from: remy on June 30, 2011, 09:04:24 pm

Patti Smith, you saucy minx.

I know, right? She reminds me of a female Lisa Malosky. (pause)

chuck · « **Reply #39 on:** June 30, 2011, 09:15:32 pm »

Who the fuck is this team?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #40 on:** June 30, 2011, 09:16:08 pm »

Michaels with a 2-run bomb to left makes it 7-0 in the bottom of the 7th.

moriartp · « **Reply #41 on:** June 30, 2011, 09:16:26 pm »

Brownie: "Patti has something no one else on this crew has."

Me: "A giant mole?"

Then Patti went boob joke with it and totally stole my thunder.

BudGirl · « **Reply #42 on:** June 30, 2011, 09:17:04 pm »

Quote from: chuck on June 30, 2011, 09:15:32 pm

Who the fuck is this team?

one you won't see for another week.

pots · « **Reply #43 on:** June 30, 2011, 09:17:16 pm »

Carlos has walked 15 times this month. His largest monthly total since June 07

Ron Brand · « **Reply #44 on:** June 30, 2011, 09:21:39 pm »

David Carpenter in.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #45 on:** June 30, 2011, 09:24:30 pm »

And he Ks Gentry swinging. Carpenter throws hard, 93-94.

NeilT · « **Reply #46 on:** June 30, 2011, 09:28:29 pm »

Where is carpenter from? Oklahoma city?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #47 on:** June 30, 2011, 09:29:34 pm »

Up from OKC, born in West Virginia.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #48 on:** June 30, 2011, 09:30:20 pm »

He got a K and two warning track flyouts. Good debut.

jbm · « **Reply #49 on:** June 30, 2011, 09:31:35 pm »

I think he threw all fastballs. Never got to see that slider they were talking about.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #50 on:** June 30, 2011, 09:32:50 pm »

He had good movement on one running fastball but otherwise they were pretty straightforward although he did hit 95 with one of them.

drew corleone · « **Reply #51 on:** June 30, 2011, 09:37:01 pm »

This is like skipping the gym for two weeks and then doing an extra set to make up for it. But then again, according to the Pythagorean record the Stros can still win the Silver Boot, right?

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #52 on:** June 30, 2011, 09:37:06 pm »

Quote from: jbm on June 30, 2011, 09:31:35 pm

I think he threw all fastballs. Never got to see that slider they were talking about.

Per Gameday (pitch f/x?): Carpenter threw 16 4-seam fastballs in T7: 1-92 MPH, 5-93 MPH, 6-94 MPH, 3-95 MPH, 1-96 MPH.

austro · « **Reply #53 on:** June 30, 2011, 09:37:22 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 30, 2011, 08:43:38 pm

I hope this play stands. There's no excuse for not continuing to play the ball, you don't just point and whine about it.

You can do that in the AL.

And y'all can thank me for starting Harrison on my fantasy team tonight.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #54 on:** June 30, 2011, 09:39:50 pm »

Quote from: drew corleone on June 30, 2011, 09:37:01 pm

This is like skipping the gym for two weeks and then doing an extra set to make up for it. But then again, according to the Pythagorean record the Stros can still win the Silver Boot, right?

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