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General Discussion => Talk Zone => Topic started by: GreatBagwellsBeard on May 18, 2011, 07:10:07 pm
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Great work, GBB!
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Where the hell's your new crib?
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Where the hell's your new crib?
Walking and/or stumbling distance from the Tall Texan. Location location location.
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Colby Rasmus: muscle strain in midsection. The butthole’s in the midsection, right?
Well done, asshole.
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Walking and/or stumbling distance from the Tall Texan. Location location location.
Nice work. Excellent forethought.
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Having bought a house almost a year ago I am sympathetic. I did get a free subscription to my real estate agent's promotional magazine, so at least there's that.
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Walking and/or stumbling distance from the Tall Texan. Location location location.
A co-worker of mine just bought a house in that neighborhood of the "Heights." Tall Texan, Spanish Flowers, Teotihuacan, Tampico Refrescaria, etc... it's a good location.
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Walking and/or stumbling distance from the Tall Texan. Location location location.
A friendly reminder:
...the bartenders are no-nonsense - they're a little old but you get the sense you still don't want to test them, like they've got one last fight in them and you don't want to be involved in it.
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great work, GBB!
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"God and Baseball Prospectus know that Oklahoma City has about as much talent as the collective cast of Glee."
Inspired. Good work there GBB!
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"God and Baseball Prospectus know that Oklahoma City has about as much talent as the collective cast of Glee."
Inspired. Good work there GBB!
Does this make Lyles the equivalent of Lea Michele?
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Oddly enough, something about this makes me feel much better about the season. Nice work!
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"God and Baseball Prospectus know that Oklahoma City has about as much talent as the collective cast of Glee."
I'll hate on the writing all day long, but you can't deny them singers got some pipes.
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"God and Baseball Prospectus know that Oklahoma City has about as much talent as the collective cast of Glee."
I'll hate on the writing all day long, but you can't deny them singers got some pipes.
It's OK to admit that you like show tunes. Go ahead, do it in public, you'll feel better.
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It's OK to admit that you like show tunes. Go ahead, do it in public, you'll feel better.
I love show tunes.
I don't love auto-tune.
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I love show tunes.
I don't love auto-tune.
Yes and yes.
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Excellent preview, GBB. And, having bought my first house with my fiancee a year ago, I remember very well what you're going through. Seller dawdled on all kinds of shit (hello, we've got a tax credit we're trying to qualify for here, can you get your shit together?), and insisted that the well was totally fine- giving us no credit despite plenty of evidence to the contrary. The pump had multiple "episodes" and finally gave out completely on New year's eve. Thanks, jerks.
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Excellent preview, GBB. And, having bought my first house with my fiancee a year ago, I remember very well what you're going through. Seller dawdled on all kinds of shit (hello, we've got a tax credit we're trying to qualify for here, can you get your shit together?), and insisted that the well was totally fine- giving us no credit despite plenty of evidence to the contrary. The pump had multiple "episodes" and finally gave out completely on New year's eve. Thanks, jerks.
The inspector is supposed to be on your side there. Did he say there was anything wrong with the pump?
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Great job, GBB, and good luck with the house.
I sure wish I'd hired a better inspector when we bought this one; not that the seller would have fixed anything, but I would have a better idea about what was already wrong. Like all the siding being installed incorrectly.
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I sure wish I'd hired a better inspector when we bought this one; not that the seller would have fixed anything, but I would have a better idea about what was already wrong. Like all the siding being installed incorrectly.
The American mentality, of having the outgoing owner fix shit, makes no sense to me. I'd rather buy as is and get a discount for the stuff that's wrong. That way, I get it fixed and fixed properly.
Chez Limey was actually built for me, but the old house was sold and the buyer had a list of things that were "wrong" from his inspector. I simply asked my agent "how much?". They gave me a number and we did the deal. I didn't fix nothin'.
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Yeah, we're hoping for some cash back from the seller instead of having them fix all the crap that needs fixin'.
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The American mentality, of having the outgoing owner fix shit, makes no sense to me. I'd rather buy as is and get a discount for the stuff that's wrong. That way, I get it fixed and fixed properly.
Chez Limey was actually built for me, but the old house was sold and the buyer had a list of things that were "wrong" from his inspector. I simply asked my agent "how much?". They gave me a number and we did the deal. I didn't fix nothin'.
Yes but you're also used to new houses not having any flooring and probably no appliances in the kitchen.
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Yes but you're also used to new houses not having any flooring and probably no appliances in the kitchen.
My old house in Limeyland (http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&biw=1259&bih=845&q=12+brocklesby+road,+london+se25&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x4876011938c8357b:0x18aa54726626e66f,12+Brocklesby+Rd,+London+SE25+4LB,+UK&gl=us&ei=xaDWTZujAc2DtgfowuWPBw&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CBkQ8gEwAA) was built in 1905. The kitchen and bathroom were added later.
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My old house in Limeyland (http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&biw=1259&bih=845&q=12+brocklesby+road,+london+se25&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x4876011938c8357b:0x18aa54726626e66f,12+Brocklesby+Rd,+London+SE25+4LB,+UK&gl=us&ei=xaDWTZujAc2DtgfowuWPBw&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CBkQ8gEwAA) was built in 1905. The kitchen and bathroom were added later.
Well, now we know why you're a Crystal Palace fan.
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My old house in Limeyland (http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&biw=1259&bih=845&q=12+brocklesby+road,+london+se25&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x4876011938c8357b:0x18aa54726626e66f,12+Brocklesby+Rd,+London+SE25+4LB,+UK&gl=us&ei=xaDWTZujAc2DtgfowuWPBw&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CBkQ8gEwAA) was built in 1905. The kitchen and bathroom were added later.
Outstanding security measure, not having a door.
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Next time I buy a house, I'd want to bring in that Mike Holmes guy to inspect it. Except after 10 minutes he'd be so fucking annoying I'd probably just put him on a plane back to Canada, wherever that is.
So, what everyone else said.
Excellent preview, BTW.
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Next time I buy a house, I'd want to bring in that Mike Holmes guy to inspect it.
Did you see the episode with the upstairs room that had been added by closing in a porch? Every time they looked at something, it just got worse and worse. It turned out that the floor joists ran parallel to the original building wall, so the entire load was carried by two 2x6's that weren't even tied to the main building, just resting in a notch created by removing bricks. The load on the end was supported by two 3" iron posts that weren't tied to the 2x6's they were supporting. And those posts were resting on cinder blocks that were beginning to crumble. The entire thing was just one good wind gust away from tumbling down. So Holmes asks the homeowner "does this room ever feel a little unstable?" And the guy says "yeah, sometimes when I'm up here it kind of feels like it's swaying, especially when the wind is blowing." Yowza.
There was another snowball-rolling-down-a-hill episode that wound up with them discovering an abandoned fuel oil tank in the backyard, which had to be removed, which necessitated an EPA inspection and remediation program. It just kept getting worse and worse, but in the end they got everything straightened out.
I watch those things just to remind myself how simple my repair projects actually are.
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My old house in Limeyland (http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&biw=1259&bih=845&q=12+brocklesby+road,+london+se25&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x4876011938c8357b:0x18aa54726626e66f,12+Brocklesby+Rd,+London+SE25+4LB,+UK&gl=us&ei=xaDWTZujAc2DtgfowuWPBw&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CBkQ8gEwAA) was built in 1905. The kitchen and bathroom were added later.
That's you on the sidewalk, isn't it?
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Well, now we know why you're a Crystal Palace fan.
Used to walk the the games. Had to set off 3 hours early because of all the pubs I couldn't pass. Didn't get home until after closing time - takeawy curry in hand.
Happy days.
But then Sunday morning football always disturbed my calm, salvaged by roast potatoes on the bar in the Gordon Arms (http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/23/23699/Gordon_Arms/Chislehurst) thereafter. Life was certainly more simple back then...
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Outstanding security measure, not having a door.
I think the Google dude had to change rolls as he went past my house.
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I think the Google dude had to change rolls as he went past my house.
Oh. I thought there was some sort of south London door tax. You socialist fuckers tax TVs for fuck's sake so who knows what else you might figure out to tax.
In Houston not long ago I spotted a google maps guy driving around and I immediately detoured and followed him around at close proximity for many blocks. After he figured out that we weren't planning to run him down and rob him or whatever he began to ignore the goofy antics that we were up to in hopes of some small measure of google fame.
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You socialist fuckers tax TVs for fuck's sake so who knows what else you might figure out to tax.
That completely floored me when I was living over there. It was probably the most foreign experience I had.
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That completely floored me when I was living over there. It was probably the most foreign experience I had.
But the tv was great, wasn't it? Seriously high quality shows on the BBC, and even the cable channels catered to an audience that was a bit more cultured (like History, etc). They do also have as low TV standards as we have (reality shows and all), but the alternatives to watching them are much better there. I'd pay a lot to have Sky TV as it is in the UK on my TV in Katy. I'd even give up American TV altogether (sports included).
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But the tv was great, wasn't it? Seriously high quality shows on the BBC, and even the cable channels catered to an audience that was a bit more cultured (like History, etc). They do also have as low TV standards as we have (reality shows and all), but the alternatives to watching them are much better there. I'd pay a lot to have Sky TV as it is in the UK on my TV in Katy. I'd even give up American TV altogether (sports included).
I mainly remember that Ironside was on all the time, so that doesn't say much. But I was introduced to Father Ted, for which I am forever thankful.
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I mainly remember that Ironside was on all the time, so that doesn't say much. But I was introduced to Father Ted, for which I am forever thankful.
These are small... but the ones out there are far away. Small... far away... ah forget it!