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Title: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: austro on April 26, 2011, 07:16:57 pm
Classic: the Tank Commander has Pujols on the bench against his kryptonite, the mighty Bud Norris.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: BudGirl on April 26, 2011, 07:23:23 pm
Too long of a welcome for twinkie. Then he gets a hit. Asshole
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 07:27:54 pm
Too long of a welcome for twinkie. Then he gets a hit. Asshole

Disagree on all counts.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 07:32:07 pm
Let's see if Millsie's hunch to hit Hall in the 5 hole pays dividends.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Ron Brand on April 26, 2011, 07:36:24 pm
Nice hit by Wallace.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 07:38:39 pm
Nice hit by Wallace.

Too bad automatic out CJ hits behind him. They better send him down and move Hall to 3B and Sanchez to 2B when Barmes comes back.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Ron Brand on April 26, 2011, 07:40:32 pm
Or maybe split Sanchez at second and third.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Gizzmonic on April 26, 2011, 07:41:15 pm
The Little Pumas are back!  Less furry and more Asperger's this time.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 07:41:48 pm
Or maybe split Sanchez at second and third.

Can Sanchez play 3B?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 07:42:36 pm
Gosh Q is a good catcher!
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: austro on April 26, 2011, 07:44:27 pm
Can Sanchez play 3B?

Downs? I've got to think that Johnson is just about out of rope. He's now showing the same plate discipline as Pence.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Ron Brand on April 26, 2011, 07:44:40 pm
Can Sanchez play 3B?

Fuck if I know. Short has been an adventure and so has third. I doubt he'd be that horrible covering ground but his arm is pretty weak. At this point the infielders are kinda like the Island of Misfit Toys anyway.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 07:47:37 pm
Fuck if I know. Short has been an adventure and so has third. I doubt he'd be that horrible covering ground but his arm is pretty weak. At this point the infielders are kinda like the Island of Misfit Toys anyway.

Sanchez has enough arm to play the hot corner.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Ron Brand on April 26, 2011, 07:48:24 pm
Norris is relying on the best fielder on the team.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 07:49:11 pm
Downs? I've got to think that Johnson is just about out of rope. He's now showing the same plate discipline as Pence.

You're right about CJ. Clueless right now at the dish. Downs is more of a bench player.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Ron Brand on April 26, 2011, 07:49:34 pm
Sanchez has enough arm to play the hot corner.

You think? His throws from short are rainbows.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: pots on April 26, 2011, 07:50:07 pm
Clemens 2 homeruns in the same inning against Round Rock
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 07:50:20 pm
I've seen some cannon shots from SS out of Sanchez.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Ron Brand on April 26, 2011, 07:51:23 pm
I've seen some cannon shots from SS out of Sanchez.

Hell, slide him over then.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: VirtualBob on April 26, 2011, 07:52:11 pm
Gosh Q is a good catcher!
duh!!

He has finally figured out the receiving part of the job description and has always had the arm and the courage to use it.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Ron Brand on April 26, 2011, 07:52:37 pm
Pence's green bobblehead will be him planting a tree.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: VirtualBob on April 26, 2011, 07:54:13 pm
You think? His throws from short are rainbows.
I agree. No way is Sanchez more than an emergency third sacker.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: austro on April 26, 2011, 07:56:05 pm
I've seen some cannon shots from SS out of Sanchez.

His footwork seems weird to me. He gets to the ball well enough, but he seems to do some sort of squaring up before throwing the ball. I don't quite know how to describe it, but it just looks a little odd. It bugs me the same way that watching that piss-ant Eckstein throw used to bug me.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 07:56:45 pm
duh!!

He has finally figured out the receiving part of the job description and has always had the arm and the courage to use it.

You made the point that I tried to make. Q has gotten quiet back there. That was my big problem with his work. The way that he was, he and i would have had trouble because he's havwe driven me crazy with all of that movement behind the dish.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Hornstros on April 26, 2011, 07:57:27 pm
Berkman needs to address the fans at some point to make up for missing Faith & Family Night last season
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 07:57:39 pm
I agree. No way is Sanchez more than an emergency third sacker.

This is probably right. But what is CJ?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: chuck on April 26, 2011, 07:58:42 pm
I will be astounded if the team sends CJ to OKC but Downs can play third just fine. He's got a better arm than CJ, that much I know for sure.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 07:59:52 pm
His footwork seems weird to me. He gets to the ball well enough, but he seems to do some sort of squaring up before throwing the ball. I don't quite know how to describe it, but it just looks a little odd. It bugs me the same way that watching that piss-ant Eckstein throw used to bug me.

His footwork definitely doesn't conjure up memories of AE or Omar Vizquel (possibly the best SS I ever saw play).
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: VirtualBob on April 26, 2011, 08:01:04 pm
Clemens 2 homeruns in the same inning against Round Rock
Cabrera knows where this (http://www.spikesnstars.com/forums/index.php?topic=112487.0) belongs.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 08:01:13 pm
I will be astounded if the team sends CJ to OKC but Downs can play third just fine. He's got a better arm than CJ, that much I know for sure.

But how long do you stick with him?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: austro on April 26, 2011, 08:02:36 pm
Whatever the reason (weight, knee, change of scenery), Lance's bat seems about twice as fast as last year.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: VirtualBob on April 26, 2011, 08:03:18 pm
You made the point that I tried to make. Q has gotten quiet back there. That was my big problem with his work. The way that he was, he and i would have had trouble because he's havwe driven me crazy with all of that movement behind the dish.
exactly. I knew from your previous comments that you "get" this ... Probably a lot better than I do.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: VirtualBob on April 26, 2011, 08:04:23 pm
This is probably right. But what is CJ?
A sOlid AAA 3B.

et correct iPhone "assistance"
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 08:05:53 pm
Bud missed his spots twice against Berkman, but he has enough talent and movement to strike out Lance with a breaking ball that was up a little.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 08:09:50 pm
Bud is getting up a bit.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: MusicMan on April 26, 2011, 08:10:45 pm
All with two outs. MF'er.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: austro on April 26, 2011, 08:11:30 pm
All with two outs. MF'er.

And the bottom of the order. Frustrating.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on April 26, 2011, 08:11:50 pm
Crap.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 08:13:03 pm
Fuckity mc fuck fuck.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 08:13:46 pm
Bud is really laboring. Now a full count.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: chuck on April 26, 2011, 08:13:48 pm
But how long do you stick with him?

All year I suppose.

The SS position interests me a lot. Keeping Sanchez over Manzella to play SS when Barmes went down and moving Manzella all over the place in OKC tells me that the team does not think he is the answer to any question that involves SS. So who's the next actual prospect? Mier?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: MusicMan on April 26, 2011, 08:14:38 pm
Bud, Octavio. Octavio, Bud.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 08:15:45 pm
All year I suppose.

The SS position interests me a lot. Keeping Sanchez over Manzella to play SS when Barmes went down and moving Manzella all over the place in OKC tells me that the team does not think he is the answer to any question that involves SS. So who's the next actual prospect? Mier?

I don't think that CJ gets a whole season looking the way that he's looking at the dish right now.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: MusicMan on April 26, 2011, 08:21:16 pm
I am real tired of Hall's shit.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 08:22:13 pm
I am real tired of Hall's shit.

Me too. He's a hot dog.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: MusicMan on April 26, 2011, 08:24:19 pm
Me too. He's a hot dog.

Not a good quality in any player, buy especially in a bad player. Which is what he is.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Jacksonian on April 26, 2011, 08:25:23 pm
So who's the next actual prospect? Mier?

Villar at Lancaster
Mier at Lexington
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: chuck on April 26, 2011, 08:26:02 pm
I don't think that CJ gets a whole season looking the way that he's looking at the dish right now.

Well, I mean, look, it's not as if the team is going to contend and he's the one piece that's holding everyone back. I think they need to find out if he's a major league player or not and I don't see why they won't give him a very, very long look. Like the SS position it's not like there's someone breathing down his neck demanding ABs. You'd rather see Oswaldo Navarro? I'd rather see if CJ can figure this shit out. He better, he has a brand new 7-series BMW to pay for.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: chuck on April 26, 2011, 08:28:07 pm
Villar at Lancaster
Mier at Lexington

I forgot about Villar, yeah, thanks. He's a real prospect, certainly. I saw very little of him in the spring and of course that was his first spring in Florida with our guys.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 08:28:32 pm
I am real tired of Hall's shit.

You know the shit I'm tired of?  Giving up hits on fucking 0-2 pitches.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 08:31:17 pm
Well, I mean, look, it's not as if the team is going to contend and he's the one piece that's holding everyone back. I think they need to find out if he's a major league player or not and I don't see why they won't give him a very, very long look. Like the SS position it's not like there's someone breathing down his neck demanding ABs. You'd rather see Oswaldo Navarro? I'd rather see if CJ can figure this shit out. He better, he has a brand new 7-series BMW to pay for.

I've reached the conclusion that CJ is a AAAA player. I'd rather see Bill Hall there right now.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 08:33:57 pm
You know the shit I'm tired of?  Giving up hits on fucking 0-2 pitches.

Me too. It's the surefire sign of either hubris or lack of experience. He's shaking Q off a lot tonight too, which concerns me as I think that Q has a better idea. Bud appears to be headstrong about throwing inside, which I've got no problem with, but he's gone to that well a couple of times too often.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 08:35:13 pm
Jeebus CJ. He looks like shit and great during the same AB.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 08:39:47 pm
Why the fuck isn't Bud Norris bunting here?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 08:41:23 pm
Why the fuck isn't Bud Norris bunting here?

Nevermind.  Fox has it's head up it's collective ass.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 08:42:48 pm
Why the fuck isn't Bud Norris bunting here?

No real reason to do so.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 08:44:55 pm
Hunter probably thinks that he's had a good night after the dinger.   But he's been fucking terrible in the field as usual.  He is totally clueless.  Can we trade his spazzy ass already?!!!
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 08:45:45 pm
Take the ball, Millsie.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 08:46:28 pm
No real reason to do so.

Yeah, I'm washing dishes, and catching the game between sudsing and rinsing.  Fox had CJ still at 1B.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: chuck on April 26, 2011, 08:46:42 pm
I've reached the conclusion that CJ is a AAAA player. I'd rather see Bill Hall there right now.

If the answer to a question is Bill Hall then I think we are asking a bad question.

CJ may be a AAAA player, he's certainly not particularly young. I'd give him all year to find out. I don't think he's as bad as he's looked this year.

Motherfucker Pence is bad. It's not fucking funny anymore.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 08:48:35 pm
Bud's ERA's with runners on base versus with no one on is scary bad.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 08:50:51 pm
If the answer to a question is Bill Hall then I think we are asking a bad question.

CJ may be a AAAA player, he's certainly not particularly young. I'd give him all year to find out. I don't think he's as bad as he's looked this year.

Motherfucker Pence is bad. It's not fucking funny anymore.

I understand your point. However, the division is so weak that I can't imagine that they will give up this soon.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 08:51:17 pm
Bud's ERA's with runners on base versus with no one on is scary bad.

Ummm.  Isn't it easier to score with runners on base than no runners on base?   That's basically solo dingers vs. BA w\RISPS
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 08:52:21 pm
Bud throws short arm in his IBB's.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 08:54:03 pm
Ummm.  Isn't it easier to score with runners on base than no runners on base?   That's basically solo dingers vs. BA w\RISPS

His BAA with runners on base was .343 coming into tonight's game. His BAA wiht no runners on is around .200. That's a big spread and suggests to me that he's either tipping his pitches out of the stretch or there is a mechanics issue out of the stretch.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: chuck on April 26, 2011, 08:54:36 pm
I understand your point. However, the division is so weak that I can't imagine that they will give up this soon.

Sure, but I don't view keeping CJ over there for an extended look as giving up. I don't think replacing CJ with any of the possibilities - Downs, Hall, Sanchez, Navarro, Hernandez, would necessarily be better for the club short or long term.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: austro on April 26, 2011, 08:56:58 pm
JD for the score!

Brownie: What were the Cubs originally known as?
JD: Losers?
Brownie: No.
JD: Jerk-face losers?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 08:57:17 pm
His BAA with runners on base was .343 coming into tonight's game. His BAA wiht no runners on is around .200. That's a big spread and suggests to me that he's either tipping his pitches out of the stretch or there is a mechanics issue out of the stretch.

You said ERA, not BA.  Hence my response. 
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 08:58:07 pm
JD for the score!

Brownie: What were the Cubs originally known as?
JD: Losers?
Brownie: No.
JD: Jerk-face losers?

That was classic!
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 08:58:55 pm
Sure, but I don't view keeping CJ over there for an extended look as giving up. I don't think replacing CJ with any of the possibilities - Downs, Hall, Sanchez, Navarro, Hernandez, would necessarily be better for the club short or long term.

I hear you. And you're probably right, which is why CJ is still here.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 09:01:41 pm
Fuck Hall.  Swing at strikes.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: austro on April 26, 2011, 09:01:49 pm
MM's gotta love that 3-0 green light for Hall.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 09:01:56 pm
Why swing at the 3-0?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 09:02:20 pm
Drinkin' Dave!!!!
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 09:02:50 pm
I don't understand Garcia.  He struck out Hall on three pitches of 55', and has now walked him twice all on pitches upstairs.  I'm happy, but what an idiot. 
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 09:03:15 pm
JD for the score!

Brownie: What were the Cubs originally known as?
JD: Losers?
Brownie: No.
JD: Jerk-face losers?

Fucking classic!
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: austro on April 26, 2011, 09:03:22 pm
Why swing at the 3-0?

I don't have a problem swinging on 3-0, but I have a problem with swinging at *that* 3-0 pitch.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 09:03:36 pm
Come on Brett Wallace...be a good hitter here.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 09:04:02 pm
I don't have a problem swinging on 3-0, but I have a problem with swinging at *that* 3-0 pitch.

Exactly.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: chuck on April 26, 2011, 09:04:55 pm
Why swing at the 3-0?

JD reminded us that Hall was signed to 'hit the ball out of the ballpark.'
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: pots on April 26, 2011, 09:05:10 pm
Joy watching Wallace
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: chuck on April 26, 2011, 09:06:20 pm
Come on Brett Wallace...be a good hitter here.

He *is* a good hitter, I think that much is plain. So I'm not griping. I'd just like my first baseman who is a good hitter to hit more homers than my center fielder who is 5'7".
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 09:07:06 pm
Do you PH for CJ here? I do.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: pots on April 26, 2011, 09:07:19 pm
He *is* a good hitter, I think that much is plain. So I'm not griping. I'd just like my first baseman who is a good hitter to hit more homers than my center fielder who is 5'7".

Sounds like a gripe
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: dirty steve on April 26, 2011, 09:08:17 pm
love that wallace is developing the opposite field stroke this year.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 09:08:23 pm
He *is* a good hitter, I think that much is plain. So I'm not griping. I'd just like my first baseman who is a good hitter to hit more homers than my center fielder who is 5'7".

I think the power will come with seasoning and confidence.  It won't be long before a pitch like that becomes his 1st major league granny. 
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 09:08:40 pm
Sounds like a gripe

Nah...chuck's such a positive, glass half full, kind of guy.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 09:09:10 pm
He *is* a good hitter, I think that much is plain. So I'm not griping. I'd just like my first baseman who is a good hitter to hit more homers than my center fielder who is 5'7".

The power will come, I think.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: pots on April 26, 2011, 09:10:06 pm
The power will come, I think.

It might, but for now he's the best hitter on the team, don't care where he plays defense. 
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: dirty steve on April 26, 2011, 09:10:38 pm
CJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 09:10:39 pm
B...F...J...!!!
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: chuck on April 26, 2011, 09:10:51 pm
That'a boy, nice stroke on a poor pitch. Nice job.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on April 26, 2011, 09:10:56 pm
Big Johnson!
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: austro on April 26, 2011, 09:11:26 pm
Oooh, I thought Q was going to clobber that one.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 09:11:30 pm
It might, but for now he's the best hitter on the team, don't care where he plays defense. 

He just needs to keep hitting line drives all over the yard.  He'll hit the bottom half of some, and they'll leave.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 09:11:43 pm
Shows what the fuck I know. Still, with two lefties on the bench and the bases juiced, why not use one of them?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: pots on April 26, 2011, 09:12:39 pm
Shows what the fuck I know. Still, with two lefties on the bench and the bases juiced, why not use one of them?

Because the lefties are Inglett and Bogusevic?  All be it, Inglett is due...
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 09:12:42 pm
Shows what the fuck I know. Still, with two lefties on the bench and the bases juiced, why not use one of them?

Ask and ye shall receive.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: pots on April 26, 2011, 09:13:59 pm
Because the lefties are Inglett and Bogusevic?  All be it, Inglett is due...

And will be even more due next time
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: austro on April 26, 2011, 09:14:48 pm
And will be even more due next time

I don't think that's the way probability works.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: pots on April 26, 2011, 09:14:56 pm
  All be it, Inglett is due...

I'm thinking no more trades with the Rays
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: chuck on April 26, 2011, 09:15:31 pm
Nah...chuck's such a positive, glass half full, kind of guy.

My personal theme song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkNfmwjaNic
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 09:15:32 pm
Shows what the fuck I know. Still, with two lefties on the bench and the bases juiced, why not use one of them?

Inglett just grounded out with what would've been an inning-ending DP if he'd done it phing for CJ.  Sometimes, it's better to let the players play.  See Cooper, Fucking Cecil. 
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 09:15:41 pm
I'm thinking no more trades with the Rays

You mean no more vindictive ass raping by Gerry Hunsicker?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 09:17:06 pm
Inglett just grounded out with what would've been an inning-ending DP if he'd done it phing for CJ.  Sometimes, it's better to let the players play.  See Cooper, Fucking Cecil. 

I hear you. Loud and clear.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 09:17:37 pm
My personal theme song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkNfmwjaNic

I was thinking more like...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qerg0LyLi6c

Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: pots on April 26, 2011, 09:18:07 pm
You mean no more vindictive ass raping by Gerry Hunsicker?

Yes this, by the way who ended up being the future all star we gave up for Inglett?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 09:18:19 pm
Fucking dotting a guy 0-2 is just inexcusable.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: pots on April 26, 2011, 09:19:34 pm
Yikes, CJ called off by Sanchez, I think my heart stopped
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Jacksonian on April 26, 2011, 09:20:29 pm
He just needs to keep hitting line drives all over the yard.  He'll hit the bottom half of some, and they'll leave.

I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up being more of a Mark Grace type hitter.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: pots on April 26, 2011, 09:20:41 pm
Leaving Abad in to face Holliday isn't helping restart it
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: chuck on April 26, 2011, 09:20:47 pm
I was thinking more like...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qerg0LyLi6c

I have an old girlfriend who'd tear up every time she heard that song no matter the performance. Must have made her think of me.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: pots on April 26, 2011, 09:21:53 pm
Leaving Abad in to face Holliday isn't helping restart it

Thankfully he only walked him
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 09:21:59 pm
Why is Abad in the Major Leagues?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: BudGirl on April 26, 2011, 09:23:15 pm
Fans are not liking berkman anymore.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: chuck on April 26, 2011, 09:23:18 pm
Why is Abad in the Major Leagues?

Mills has seen Abad enough.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 09:24:56 pm
I have an old girlfriend who'd tear up every time she heard that song no matter the performance. Must have made her think of me.

I tear up every time I think of you as well.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: austro on April 26, 2011, 09:26:20 pm
Why is Abad in the Major Leagues?

Because he is left-handed and can usually throw the ball all the way to the plate.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 09:27:47 pm
Because he is left-handed and can usually throw the ball all the way to the plate.

So is Raup the Younger.  Plus he'll play for his weight in marshmallow circus peanuts.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 09:28:25 pm
Froze Freese with some corner cheese!
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 09:28:27 pm
Fullbeardo with the K.  Nice!
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: pots on April 26, 2011, 09:28:39 pm
Nice pitch by Fulchino
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: MusicMan on April 26, 2011, 09:29:15 pm
MM's gotta love that 3-0 green light for Hall.

I honestly thought he ignored a take sign.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: chuck on April 26, 2011, 09:29:21 pm
So is Raup the Younger.  Plus he'll play for his weight in marshmallow circus peanuts.

That reminds me, what the hell is wrong with Richmond, VA? I consider Richmond to be among the most beautiful cities in the US in terms of residential architecture.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: MusicMan on April 26, 2011, 09:30:51 pm
Why is Abad in the Major Leagues?

Because Wright is our next best alternative.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: pots on April 26, 2011, 09:30:59 pm
Perfect bunt
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 09:31:00 pm
That reminds me, what the hell is wrong with Richmond, VA? I consider Richmond to be among the most beautiful cities in the US in terms of residential architecture.

Richmond is a very nice town.  I'm missing the joke.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 09:31:55 pm
Because Wright is our next best alternative.

So why not swap them out?  I'd take Wright over Abad, everyday and twice on Sundays.

Is Mike Gallo busy?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: austro on April 26, 2011, 09:34:12 pm
So is Raup the Younger.  Plus he'll play for his weight in marshmallow circus peanuts.

Mmmmm, circus peanuts.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 09:34:13 pm
Great bunt call against a sinker baller.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: pots on April 26, 2011, 09:35:31 pm
Wow Rasmus takking a page out of Pence's notepad
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: drew corleone on April 26, 2011, 09:35:35 pm
Spaz channeling his inner Bagwell... nice.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: austro on April 26, 2011, 09:35:47 pm
Alert baserunning or just bailed out by an even dumber outfielder?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 09:36:10 pm
So why not swap them out?  I'd take Wright over Abad, everyday and twice on Sundays.

Is Mike Gallo busy?

I disagree. WW has no secondary pitch. And Abad has better velocity to boot.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: chuck on April 26, 2011, 09:36:28 pm
I tear up every time I think of you as well.

And just think, you haven't even heard me sing.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 09:36:54 pm
Alert baserunning or just bailed out by an even dumber outfielder?

I go with #2. 
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 26, 2011, 09:37:30 pm
I'm just getting to the game, so apologies if I'm 'slow' tonight... but... did I just hear Brownie say the words "good baserunning" and "Pence" in the same sentence?!?!?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: JaneDoe on April 26, 2011, 09:37:46 pm
My son just yelled, "Mom, mom, the bases are loaded!" Then, "Oh, never mind." 

He saw Hall was up to bat.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: MusicMan on April 26, 2011, 09:38:07 pm
Alert baserunning or just bailed out by an even dumber outfielder?

I've seen enough to know that the NL Central is a collection of bad, bad baseball teams.

Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: austro on April 26, 2011, 09:38:19 pm
I think JD had the real reason: you send Pence regardless, because he either makes it without a play, or they cut the ball to make a play on him and that sets Bourn free.

Hall with the first pitch GIDP. What a vet!
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 09:38:25 pm
You gotta be fucking shitting me Hall.  You HAVE to be FUCKING shitting me.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: MusicMan on April 26, 2011, 09:38:28 pm
Fuck Bill Hall.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: chuck on April 26, 2011, 09:38:33 pm
Richmond is a very nice town.  I'm missing the joke.

RTY was bitching about Richmond in his series preview which you obviously have not read. And I don't blame you. It's so full of bile and hatred that it really puts off a sensitive sort like me.

I feel exactly like that fat kid looks.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 09:38:35 pm
Hall channeling his inner-Ensberg. 
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: pots on April 26, 2011, 09:38:48 pm
Ugh, never thought I would miss the time Bill Hall struck out
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 09:39:04 pm
Fuck Hall. One fucking pitch.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: MusicMan on April 26, 2011, 09:39:12 pm
You gotta be fucking shitting me Hall.  You HAVE to be FUCKING shitting me.

DFA'ed by August. Mark it down.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: rifraft on April 26, 2011, 09:39:31 pm
Ugh, never thought I would miss the time Bill Hall struck out

The real question is why isn't Bretty Wallace batting ahead of Bill Fucking Hall?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 09:39:40 pm
I think JD had the real reason: you send Pence regardless, because he either makes it without a play, or they cut the ball to make a play on him and that sets Bourn free.

Except that Bourn stopped.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Alkie on April 26, 2011, 09:39:56 pm
I've seen enough to know that the NL Central is a collection of bad, bad baseball teams.

If we win tonight, we're 3 games out.   Wow.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: austro on April 26, 2011, 09:40:06 pm
The real question is why isn't Bretty Wallace batting ahead of Bill Fucking Hall?

He will be tomorrow.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 26, 2011, 09:40:44 pm
Ugh, never thought I would miss the time Bill Hall struck out

My thoughts were "just strike out and get it over with so we can see Wallace at the dish...".
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 09:40:57 pm
If we win tonight, we're 3 games out.   Wow.

Shut the fuck up with this "we" and "win".  Goddamn I hate you.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: austro on April 26, 2011, 09:41:06 pm
Except that Bourn stopped.

Yeah, but Meacham didn't know that when he was sending Pence.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: MusicMan on April 26, 2011, 09:41:10 pm
If we win tonight, we're 3 games out.   Wow.

Anyone in the West buy the Padres would win 110 in this division.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: chuck on April 26, 2011, 09:41:31 pm
DFA'ed by August. Mark it down.

I'll never forget hearing Wade say that he brought Barmes and Hall in to hit 15-20 homers and drive in 90 runs. Each.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Alkie on April 26, 2011, 09:41:56 pm
Shut the fuck up with this "we" and "win".  Goddamn I hate you.

It was more about how shitty the division is and really had nothing to do with us or winning.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: BudGirl on April 26, 2011, 09:42:04 pm
My thoughts were "just strike out and get it over with so we can see Wallace at the dish...".

Mine too
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: austro on April 26, 2011, 09:42:17 pm
I'll never forget hearing Wade say that he brought Barmes and Hall in to hit 15-20 homers and drive in 90 runs. Each.

I'm thinking 15-20 RBI. Total.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 09:42:56 pm
Yeah, but Meacham didn't know that when he was sending Pence.

And if they cut the ball, Pence is out.  You normally do that because you expect the runner to try to score.  In this case he didn't, so had the outfielder not had his head up his butt, Pence is out at 2B and Bourn is still at 3B.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: drew corleone on April 26, 2011, 09:43:14 pm
Bill Hall makes me long for Preston Wilson.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 09:43:19 pm
I'll never forget hearing Wade say that he brought Barmes and Hall in to hit 15-20 homers and drive in 90 runs. Each.

I'm ready to DFA Hall as soon as Barmes comes back up.  What a waste of a roster spot. 
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: pots on April 26, 2011, 09:43:23 pm
Yeah, but Meacham didn't know that when he was sending Pence.

Bourn's first move was back to second to avoid a double play.  No way Meacham didn't know that
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: MusicMan on April 26, 2011, 09:43:41 pm
And if they cut the ball, Pence is out.  You normally do that because you expect the runner to try to score.  In this case he didn't, so had the outfielder not had his head up his butt, Pence is out at 2B and Bourn is still at 3B.

Or, if you're the Brewers, both are out.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 09:44:36 pm
Or, if you're the Brewers, both are out.


With a play on the guy on deck.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 09:46:06 pm
Or, if you're the Brewers, both are out.


'Splain please.  Didn't see any games this weekend. 
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 09:47:15 pm
Why the fuck are the pitching to Descalso with a base open?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: chuck on April 26, 2011, 09:47:15 pm
I'm ready to DFA Hall as soon as Barmes comes back up.  What a waste of a roster spot. 

How are you going to make up the 90 runs Wade expects him to drive in?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Alkie on April 26, 2011, 09:47:42 pm
Goddammit.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: pots on April 26, 2011, 09:47:48 pm
From up by 1 with the bases loaded and 1 out to a tie score and the other team has the go ahead in scoring position.  Bah
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: JaneDoe on April 26, 2011, 09:47:52 pm
gawd those hats are awful
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 09:47:55 pm
'Splain please.  Didn't see any games this weekend. 

Almost triple play on highly dumbshit baserunning by the Brewers.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: dirty steve on April 26, 2011, 09:48:01 pm
lee with the afterburners tracking down that ball in the corner.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Alkie on April 26, 2011, 09:48:07 pm
How are you going to make up the 90 runs Wade expects him to drive in?

Lance Berkman?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: MusicMan on April 26, 2011, 09:48:18 pm
'Splain please.  Didn't see any games this weekend. 

The Astros - the Houston Astros, mind you - ran down a man on third and the man on first onthe same play, an nearly tripled off the batter at 1b.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: chuck on April 26, 2011, 09:48:20 pm
'Splain please.  Didn't see any games this weekend. 

Wow. Impossible. The video has to be on the Astros site. Like Hudson says if the Astros had needed any more outs they could have made a play on the guy on deck.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: austro on April 26, 2011, 09:48:32 pm
How are you going to make up the 90 runs Wade expects him to drive in?

Someone will drive in some non-zero fraction of the 90 guys that aren't erased by Hall GIDPs.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 09:48:38 pm
Goddammit.

Thanks a lot, you sorry-ass New York City bitch!  This is all your fucking fault.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 09:48:50 pm
This DeScalzo is the new pissant!
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 09:50:31 pm
How are you going to make up the 90 runs Wade expects him to drive in?

Addition by subtraction.  It's all the rage. 
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Lurch on April 26, 2011, 09:50:40 pm
Bill Hall makes me long for Preston Wilson.
NTTAWWT
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Alkie on April 26, 2011, 09:51:13 pm
Thanks a lot, you sorry-ass New York City bitch!  This is all your fucking fault.

I wasn't kidding.  My post had nothing to do with fingers-crossed-holy-fucking-shit-lookee-here-boys-we're-gonna-win.  It was 100% "wow this division sucks a fat donkey cock; were the Astros to win tonight, they'd only be 3 games out."

Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 09:51:25 pm
They'd better fucking walk Pujols here.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: dirty steve on April 26, 2011, 09:52:27 pm
hopefully rasmus uses as much brainpower on his next AB as he did on that throw from CF.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 09:52:38 pm
La Russa is a dumbass.  He should've used his butty boy last inning.  A pinch-IBB is classic Genius. 
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 09:52:53 pm
I wasn't kidding.  My post had nothing to do with fingers-crossed-holy-fucking-shit-lookee-here-boys-we're-gonna-win.  It was 100% "wow this division sucks a fat donkey cock; were the Astros to win tonight, they'd only be 3 games out."



If I had a nickel for every time I heard that excuse...
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: austro on April 26, 2011, 09:53:24 pm
So does LaRussa leave Pujols in, or is he done for the night?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Alkie on April 26, 2011, 09:54:07 pm
If I had a nickel for every time I heard that excuse...

I was responding to MM's post about how shitty the division was.   

I wasn't even remotely commenting on the game we're currently witnessing beyond the fact that a win by the Astros and loss by the Cardinals tonight would mean the Astros would be 3 out in the NLC.   Which is pathetic.   This division is caca.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: JaneDoe on April 26, 2011, 09:54:30 pm
So does LaRussa leave Pujols in, or is he done for the night?

I thought it was the other way around.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Alkie on April 26, 2011, 09:54:57 pm
And...I want to be abundantly clear that I never once tonight thought the Astros would hang on and win this game.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: austro on April 26, 2011, 09:55:22 pm
Never mind: I forgot about Pujols' leg.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 09:55:43 pm
So does LaRussa leave Pujols in, or is he done for the night?

Stays in.  Lance moved to RF.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Craig on April 26, 2011, 09:56:00 pm
Revert!
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: dirty steve on April 26, 2011, 09:56:35 pm
i wonder if fulchino saws giant logs with a chainsaw or does ax throwing to stay loose
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: pots on April 26, 2011, 09:57:02 pm
Wallace needs to flip that slider into the Crawford boxes
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 09:57:23 pm
i wonder if fulchino saws giant logs with a chainsaw or does ax throwing to stay loose

I wonder is he puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 26, 2011, 09:57:31 pm
Bill Hall makes me long for Preston Wilson.

Same reason given for signing. Same results. I've thought the two interchangeable more than once this season (as well as Inglett and Jason Smith)...
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: pots on April 26, 2011, 09:57:49 pm
Wallace needs to flip that slider into the Crawford boxes
or just hit it up the middle
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 09:58:03 pm
Wallace needs to flip that slider into the Crawford boxes

I'll take a seeing eye single into shallow RCF.  Oh hey!   Attaboy!
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Alkie on April 26, 2011, 09:58:35 pm
I wonder is he puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars.

Hey man, lay off...he's ok.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on April 26, 2011, 09:58:54 pm
So does LaRussa leave Pujols in, or is he done for the night?

From what I understand, Pujols stays in until LaRussa...uh, I don't know enough about how gay sex works.  
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 09:59:58 pm
Dear Brown Hand Center,

You are allowed to use a spokesperson who does not creep me out.

Thank you,

Limey
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 10:00:27 pm
From what I understand, Pujols stays in until LaRussa...uh, I don't know enough about how gay sex works.  

Alkie!  Chuck!  we need your expertise here.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Alkie on April 26, 2011, 10:00:40 pm
Dear Brown Hand Center,

You are allowed to use a spokesperson who does not creep me out.

Thank you,

Limey

This is a massive, massive upgrade over their old campaign.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: dirty steve on April 26, 2011, 10:01:32 pm
motte looked very average against the reds the other night.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 10:01:39 pm
This is a massive, massive upgrade over their old campaign.

No word on whether his jail cell has become the Brown Mouth Center. 
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: chuck on April 26, 2011, 10:02:18 pm
Alkie!  Chuck!  we need your expertise here.

You know goddam well that neither of us is a Republican.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on April 26, 2011, 10:02:46 pm
You know goddam well that neither of us is a Republican.

That only means you're not hiding it.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Alkie on April 26, 2011, 10:02:49 pm
Mother.
Fucker.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: JaneDoe on April 26, 2011, 10:03:21 pm
Holy crap
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 10:04:14 pm
Q dinger.  I'm calling it. 
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 10:04:40 pm
No word on whether his jail cell has become the Brown Mouth Center. 

Is D.r Brown in the pokey?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 26, 2011, 10:05:52 pm
Out? Seriously? Give me a friggin' break...
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 10:05:58 pm
Is D.r Brown in the pokey?

Last I heard. 
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Alkie on April 26, 2011, 10:06:10 pm
Q dinger.  I'm calling it. 

Good call.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 10:06:23 pm
Q dinger.  I'm calling it. 

Typo.  I meant K. 
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 10:07:10 pm
Umps pitched a clean inning. 
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 10:07:16 pm
Mother.
Fucker.

You know, Bourgeois getting picked off there doesn't bother me.  Shit happens.  If you never get picked off or thrown out, you're not aggressive enough.  What kills me about that inning is the two Kc's immediately following. 
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: chuck on April 26, 2011, 10:07:20 pm
This cocksucker's strike zone seems to have expanded some that half inning.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 10:07:47 pm
Last I heard. 

Seriously? For what?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: chuck on April 26, 2011, 10:08:05 pm
You know, Bourgeois getting picked off there doesn't bother me.  Shit happens.  If you never get picked off or thrown out, you're not aggressive enough.  What kills me about that inning is the two Kc's immediately following. 

It wouldn't bother me particularly, either, but I would like for him to be out to get called out.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Alkie on April 26, 2011, 10:09:09 pm
You know, Bourgeois getting picked off there doesn't bother me.  Shit happens.  If you never get picked off or thrown out, you're not aggressive enough.  What kills me about that inning is the two Kc's immediately following. 

I'll just stop posting now.   I was mother-fuckering because he was called out despite being safe.   
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 10:09:41 pm
Seriously? For what?

Fell off the wagon and roughed up his wife.  Not the first time for either offense. 
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: dirty steve on April 26, 2011, 10:09:58 pm
why did hall cut that off?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 10:10:34 pm
I'll just stop posting now.   I was mother-fuckering because he was called out despite being safe.   

Did I say anything about you being a cocksucker?  You're too sensitive.  Quit hanging around chuck.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Alkie on April 26, 2011, 10:10:47 pm
Of course.

OF COURSE.

Lance Berkman GWRBI.

Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 10:10:49 pm
Well fuck me sideways. 
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 10:11:05 pm
why did hall cut that off?

Because it would have stopped before it reached Sanchez.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: dirty steve on April 26, 2011, 10:11:11 pm
you could have left lee in LF to take that angle.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: pots on April 26, 2011, 10:11:19 pm
So 8-4 before this half inning is over?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 26, 2011, 10:11:20 pm
Seriously? For what?

IIR, using those Brown hands upside his wife's head...
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: JaneDoe on April 26, 2011, 10:11:25 pm
poetic injustice.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 10:11:44 pm
why did hall cut that off?

I strongly suspect he's a JakeFan. 
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Alkie on April 26, 2011, 10:12:26 pm
Well fuck me sideways. 

Done and done.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on April 26, 2011, 10:12:47 pm
Can we just promote Melancon to closer duty?  Please?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 10:12:47 pm
you could have left lee in LF to take that angle.

Lee would have caught that ball.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on April 26, 2011, 10:13:26 pm
Done and done.

See, this is the insight we needed earlier.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: austro on April 26, 2011, 10:13:31 pm
Can we just promote Melancon to closer duty?  Please?

Melancon is no sure thing right now, either.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: chuck on April 26, 2011, 10:13:53 pm
you could have left lee in LF to take that angle.

Sadly Lee would have made that play. What I can't understand is how Holliday ended up on second rather than getting thrown out by five steps.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: pots on April 26, 2011, 10:14:02 pm
Lee would have caught that ball.

Maybe, he usually plays deeper
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 10:14:10 pm
Lee would have caught that ball.

JB was too short - in both senses.  I agree that Lee probably snags that because he shades that way and hangs way back.  And is tall.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Alkie on April 26, 2011, 10:14:16 pm
See, this is the insight we needed earlier.

Done and done.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 10:14:31 pm
Sadly Lee would have made that play. What I can't understand is how Holliday ended up on second rather than getting thrown out by five steps.

Dude, Richard Hidalgo retired years ago.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: dirty steve on April 26, 2011, 10:14:45 pm
Lee would have caught that ball.
i guess. he's still shitty.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 10:15:01 pm
JB was too short - in both senses.  I agree that Lee probably snags that because he shades that way and hangs way back.  And is tall.

And is not a bad outfielder.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 10:15:45 pm
And is not a bad outfielder.

And he is not trying to look like Wolverine. 
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 10:16:11 pm
Fuck Mike Matheny. 
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 10:16:32 pm
Melancon is no sure thing right now, either.

At least he has swing and miss stuff. Lyon doesn't.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 10:18:25 pm
This has been a long fucking game for only 9 runs being scored.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: pots on April 26, 2011, 10:19:28 pm
Only down one, bloop and a blast
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: BudGirl on April 26, 2011, 10:21:08 pm
You really expect Bourn to get a blast?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: chuck on April 26, 2011, 10:21:25 pm
Dude, Richard Hidalgo retired years ago.

Really, though, it doesn't take a plus outfielder to throw a guy as slow as Holliday out at second on what was barely more than a routine single. Someone asked why Hall cut the throw. Because it was way the fuck off line is why. Hunter Pence has cost the team, what, three runs today? Four?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: MRaup on April 26, 2011, 10:23:01 pm
I'd just like to reiterate, FUCK The stupid Cardinals and FUCK Lance Berkman.

And downtown Richmond is dirty, old, and looks like shit.

And I'd play for my weight in Caesar Salad croutons, but I hate fucking marshmallow circus peanuts.

FUCK Brandon Lyon while we're on the subject, too.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: dirty steve on April 26, 2011, 10:23:48 pm
nice stroke by bogusevic.    the passed ball saved him from getting "picked off."
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: JaneDoe on April 26, 2011, 10:24:00 pm
nice.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: chuck on April 26, 2011, 10:24:26 pm
And downtown Richmond is dirty, old, and looks like shit.

Seriously, did you go out to the Fan? The architecture is ridiculous out there. I could wander around that neighborhood for days.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 10:25:00 pm
This has been a long fucking game for only 9 runs being scored.

And La Russa's bench is almost empty.  Coincidence?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: MRaup on April 26, 2011, 10:26:02 pm
Seriously, did you go out to the Fan? The architecture is ridiculous out there. I could wander around that neighborhood for days.

Just not after dark.

I didn't get a chance to sightsee, I was working the whole time I was there except at night. The Capital Ale House is a fantastic beer bar though. Reminded me of the Gingerman.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: chuck on April 26, 2011, 10:27:12 pm
Just not after dark.

I didn't get a chance to sightsee, I was working the whole time I was there except at night. The Capital Ale House is a fantastic beer bar though. Reminded me of the Gingerman.

It's been a while since I've been there but I remember some good bars over by VCU. There's an area on the far side of downtown, too, that's pretty OK.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: pots on April 26, 2011, 10:27:48 pm
Ahhhh why is Bourn on first??
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: hostros7 on April 26, 2011, 10:28:37 pm
MB -wha happen?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: JaneDoe on April 26, 2011, 10:28:47 pm
Asshole.  Boggs.  Shoulda taken his legs out from him.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 10:29:04 pm
Ahhhh why is Bourn on first??

I'm wondering that myself.  You can't have your head up your ass on that Bourn.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: austro on April 26, 2011, 10:29:35 pm
Ahhhh why is Bourn on first??

My question exactly. It's not like he had to wait and see if somebody on second base was blocking him.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: MRaup on April 26, 2011, 10:30:12 pm
It's been a while since I've been there but I remember some good bars over by VCU. There's an area on the far side of downtown, too, that's pretty OK.

I walked past the VCU campus headed to a convenience store Friday afternoon. The campus itself looked nice, but the neighborhood around it was awful. It smelled like Bourbon Street the day after Mardi Gras, and looked a little worse than it smelled.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 10:30:22 pm
Now he's on 2nd. 
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: austro on April 26, 2011, 10:30:28 pm
Odds on a Pence GIDP?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 10:30:47 pm
Now he's on 2nd. 

When he should be on 3B, if he wasn't picking daisies out there.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 10:31:13 pm
No excuse for this game not being over right now.  None.  Whatsoever.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: JaneDoe on April 26, 2011, 10:31:23 pm
Odds on a Pence GIDP?

I see what you did there....
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 10:31:44 pm
Come on Pence, be a player!!!
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: JaneDoe on April 26, 2011, 10:32:05 pm
When he should be on 3B at home plate, getting pounded on the helmet, if he wasn't picking daisies out there.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 10:32:09 pm
Not at the table, Carlos.  WTF was that first swing?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: austro on April 26, 2011, 10:32:28 pm
Somehow you just knew it would come down to Hall.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: pots on April 26, 2011, 10:32:35 pm
Redemption time
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 10:32:43 pm
If the Astros don't win this game, it's because Michael Bourn was a total dumbshit out there when the game was on the line.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: rifraft on April 26, 2011, 10:32:52 pm
Redemption time

or go down in flames time.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 10:33:00 pm
God damn Lee. You suck!!!!
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: pots on April 26, 2011, 10:33:09 pm
Can Hall bunt?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: hostros7 on April 26, 2011, 10:33:18 pm
Here comes yer dp
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: chuck on April 26, 2011, 10:33:26 pm
Drive in this run and Hall is forgiven.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 10:33:34 pm
If the Astros don't win this game, it's because Michael Bourn was a total dumbshit out there when the game was on the line.

Are you forgetting Sanchez' error?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: MRaup on April 26, 2011, 10:33:43 pm
Somehow you just knew it would come down to Hall.

I hope my other feeling I have about it coming down to Bill Hall is wrong.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: HudsonHawk on April 26, 2011, 10:34:07 pm
Are you forgetting Sanchez' error?

Nope.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: JaneDoe on April 26, 2011, 10:34:40 pm
holy shit this is not golf
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: austro on April 26, 2011, 10:34:51 pm
Does Hall just roll some mental dice before the pitch and swing based on that?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 10:34:51 pm
The whole stadium groaned at that Hall swing. 
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on April 26, 2011, 10:35:03 pm
Is the ump's zone as bad as GameDay makes it look?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: dirty steve on April 26, 2011, 10:35:09 pm
bill hall. that ball bounced at 55 feet.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 10:35:39 pm
Is the ump's zone as bad as GameDay makes it look?

Yes.  He's gone all Picasso in the latter innings. 
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: austro on April 26, 2011, 10:35:50 pm
Hall is one lucky MF.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: JaneDoe on April 26, 2011, 10:36:33 pm
OMG.  Hall did it!
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Limey on April 26, 2011, 10:36:42 pm
FUCK

THE

JAKES
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: MRaup on April 26, 2011, 10:37:04 pm
Hall is one lucky MF.

You can say that again.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on April 26, 2011, 10:37:09 pm
Now I have seen everything.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: JaneDoe on April 26, 2011, 10:37:27 pm
Best thing is that Berkman is not the hero tonight.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 26, 2011, 10:37:29 pm
Fucking BIll Hall. Lucky he didn't get rung up.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: JaneDoe on April 26, 2011, 10:37:52 pm
Now I have seen everything.

And on Gameday, no less.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: pots on April 26, 2011, 10:37:59 pm
Nice win
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: JaneDoe on April 26, 2011, 10:38:17 pm
Fucking BIll Hall. Lucky he didn't get rung up.

Yeah, that was surprising.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: MRaup on April 26, 2011, 10:38:24 pm
Best thing is that Berkman is not the hero tonight.

Fuck Fat Elvis. Suck it, you traitor.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 26, 2011, 10:38:46 pm
Way to go Stros!
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: JaneDoe on April 26, 2011, 10:40:00 pm
Fuck Fat Elvis. Suck it, you traitor.

Preach it!
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: pots on April 26, 2011, 10:43:28 pm
Only down one, bloop and a blast

Or a hard base hit, a wild pitch, a sac bunt, an error, a wild pitch, a boneheaded baserunning play, a line drive base hit, a line drive basehit, a pop, and a roller through a drawn in infield
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: austro on April 26, 2011, 10:47:17 pm
Or a hard base hit, a wild pitch, a sac bunt, an error, a wild pitch, a boneheaded baserunning play, a line drive base hit, a line drive basehit, a pop, and a roller through a drawn in infield

That's just crazy talk.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: JaneDoe on April 26, 2011, 10:49:20 pm
Or a hard base hit, a wild pitch, a sac bunt, an error, a wild pitch, a boneheaded baserunning play, a line drive base hit, a line drive basehit, a pop, and a roller through a drawn in infield

Where do you come up with this shit?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: OregonStrosFan on April 26, 2011, 10:51:11 pm
Or a hard base hit, a wild pitch, a sac bunt, an error, a wild pitch, a boneheaded baserunning play, a line drive base hit, a line drive basehit, a pop, a check swing call on a K then and a roller through a drawn in infield

FIFY
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Aussie Astro on April 26, 2011, 11:53:13 pm
Fuck Fat Elvis. Suck it, you traitor.

Australia supports the resolution!
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Alkie on April 27, 2011, 06:30:40 am
BBGs can eat the shit from my peanuts as usual.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: VirtualBob on April 27, 2011, 10:44:35 am
Bud's ERA's with runners on base versus with no one on is scary bad.
I suppose you know that this is a tautology?  Without starting with runners on base there is a limit to how fast the ERA can get bad.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: EasTexAstro on April 27, 2011, 10:45:51 am
I suppose you know that this is a tautology?  Without starting with runners on base there is a limit to how fast the ERA can get bad.

I'm pretty sure he meant BA.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: VirtualBob on April 27, 2011, 10:59:30 am
Seriously, did you go out to the Fan? The architecture is ridiculous out there. I could wander around that neighborhood for days.
But what would you do when you sobered up?
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 27, 2011, 11:15:58 am
I suppose you know that this is a tautology?  Without starting with runners on base there is a limit to how fast the ERA can get bad.

I meant to say BAA, although I think that I made that clear in a subsequent post.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: chuck on April 27, 2011, 01:46:49 pm
But what would you do when you sobered up?

Figure out that I'm in Richmond and get the hell out of there.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: MRaup on April 27, 2011, 02:09:31 pm
Figure out that I'm in Richmond and get the hell out of there.

Goddamn sunny side up bastard.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: chuck on April 27, 2011, 02:23:45 pm
Goddamn sunny side up bastard.

Speaking of sunny side up I have a vague recollection of going to a Waffle House on Broad Street at 4 in the morning. I'm having trouble piecing together the rest of that evening, although it was many years ago.
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Bench on April 27, 2011, 02:27:21 pm
Speaking of sunny side up I have a vague recollection of going to a Waffle House on Broad Street at 4 in the morning. I'm having trouble piecing together the rest of that evening, although it was many years ago.

Did you see Boba Fett and police brutality? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9shJZCnPr9s)
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: Ebby Calvin on April 27, 2011, 02:53:43 pm
I have a vague recollection of going to a Waffle House on [insert street name] at [insert any time after 2am]. I'm having trouble piecing together the rest of that evening.

FIFDrunks
Title: Re: Turdinals @ Greenies: Missing Pujols Edition
Post by: 94CougarGrad on April 28, 2011, 04:08:11 pm
It's always fun until someone turns up with a missing poo hole.