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General Discussion => Beer and Queso => Topic started by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 02:57:56 pm
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My wife bought these dog treats shaped like a football helmet. One was decorated with the Steelers' logo, the other with the Packers'. I let my older dog, Wrangler, pick first. He didn't hesitate. He's taking the Steelers. So it's pretty much in the bag.
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Ill take Therapists for $200, Alex. 35-24
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I predict this pre-"game" "show" will make me throw my TV out the fucking window.
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I predict this pre-"game" "show" will make me throw my TV out the fucking window.
That's why I'm watching the Puppy Bowl VII.
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That's why I'm watching the Puppy Bowl VII.
So are we. Puppy Bowl for my kid, the BOS/ORL game, and the offensive Fox Pre-Game.
The Puppy Bowl shouldn't be the best thing on.
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Palomalu's hair will recover a fumble in the end zone, then get dinged for excessive celebration.
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Steelers even though I'm wanting the Packers to win.
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"No QB has ever started the season suspended for four games and then made the Super Bowl"
History!
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Packers by 41.
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Steelers by 52.
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11.
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Are we going to play some motherfucking football tonight or just fuck around?
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Packers 33 Steelers 27. There I said it.
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11.
I'll take the Under
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Packers 33 Steelers 27. There I said it.
Steelers 33 Packers 27.
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America: Fuck yeah!
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Are we going to play some motherfucking football tonight or just fuck around?
I don't know, but that was the worst fucking rendition of the Star Spangled Banner I've heard in a very long time. The NFL should be ashamed of that shit.
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Holy mother fuck.
I want to watch some fucking football, not get a goddamn history lesson.
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Holy mother fuck.
I want to watch some fucking football, not get a goddamn history lesson.
Why can't a football game be about a football game?
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Deion Sanders is the worst dresser in the history of the NFL.
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Why can't a football game be about a football game?
We've been watching Fox with the sound on for 45 minutes now. If I remember right, we wasted almost 10 minutes watching people read/react to the Declaration of Independence (?), sang the national anthem, listened to Michael Douglas read something about our jingoism and national resolve, watched Terry Bradshaw pretend he's a better person than Therapist, and got, again just from memory, about 3 minutes of the yucksters predicting the game outcome.
Wouldn't we just have been better served watching a classic Super Bowl or maybe highlights from this season or, god, I don't know, how about some discussion about the game we're (maybe) about to watch.
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What's happening? Why are there football players on the field?
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The Steelers can't afford a decal for both side of their helmets?
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The Packers have the Linebacker twins...Suzy and Sally.
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The Steelers can't afford a decal for both side of their helmets?
Blue collar slobbery can only afford one decal.
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First Super Bowl to have both teams come out in yeller paints. History.
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First Super Bowl to have both teams come out in yeller paints. History.
I was just gonna say...there's an awful lot of yellow on that field.
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First Super Bowl to have both teams come out in yeller paints. History.
Blue collar slobbery likes yeller.
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Why is there a jet airplane taking off at every snap?
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Why does the field look like shit? This is the super bowl for the turf grass industry, people!
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I'VE GOT IT!
An animal cruelty ad.......during an NFL game! What could go wrong?
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Why does the field look like shit? This is the super bowl for the turf grass industry, people!
Half of it is really blurry.
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Half of it is really blurry.
Jerry's running an asphault test to see which works best for next season?
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OK...I'm officially creeped out by Doritos now. They need to rethink the homoeroticism in their Super Bowl commericials.
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Americans are extraordinarily stupid people.
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Pepsi Max: Racist!
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Americans are extraordinarily stupid people.
USA! USA! USA!
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OK...I'm officially creeped out by Doritos now. They need to rethink the homoeroticism in their Super Bowl commericials.
I don't even think it was the homoeroticism that made me not want to eat again tonight; it was just that dude, any dude, licking someone else's finger.
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Have the Packers always had glitter on their helmets, or is that a Super Bowl special?
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Wow, ALL of my favorite people are in the stands tonight.
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I've been creeped out by Doritos for a few years now, but wow.
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Wow, ALL of my favorite people are in the stands tonight.
Seriously, ARod...you have all that money, and the best you can do is Cameron Diaz?
Come on, man!
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I didn't really care to see Cameron Diaz feeding A-Rod like that.
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Packers by 41.
It begins.
Pay up, bitches.
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I didn't really care to see Cameron Diaz feeding A-Rod like that.
I didn't really care to see W breathing like that.
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I didn't really care to see Cameron Diaz feeding A-Rod like that.
I don't care to see her at all. Talk about getting whupped with the ugly stick...
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There must be someone on the site that is in advertising.
Do they not test-market ads anymore?
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I don't care to see her at all. Talk about getting whupped with the ugly stick...
Cameron Diaz; no Nancy Grace.
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I miss Terry Tate, Office Linebacker.
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Actually, before Cameron, A-Rod was fucking Madonna. I don't know if you've seen Madonna lately, but this is a massive upgrade.
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$50,000 to the first person who can explain to me the Kia commercial.
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$50,000 to the first person who can explain to me the Kia commercial.
It was an epic of epic epicness.
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Optima commercial. Cool.
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Actually, before Cameron, A-Rod was fucking Madonna. I don't know if you've seen Madonna lately, but this is a massive upgrade.
At least the equipment's newer and less-used.
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It begins.
Pay up, bitches.
Shit. I should have put money down.
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At least the equipment's newer and less-used.
Prove it.
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It was an epic of epic epicness.
Uh huh.
What?
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A celebration penalty in the Super Bowl.
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I don't know what he was drinking or screaming about, but I guess I'll buy the new Eminem album.
That's what they were selling me, right?
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A celebration penalty in the Super Bowl.
Yeah...act like you've returned an interception for a touchdown in the Super Bowl before.
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Prove it.
Madonna did. In that thing she called a "book."
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I don't know what he was drinking or screaming about, but I guess I'll buy the new Eminem album.
That's what they were selling me, right?
You mean they weren't selling M&M's?
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You mean they weren't selling M&M's?
Oh, is that what the mushmouth claymated character was saying? That makes more sense.
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Madonna did. In that thing she called a "book."
I don't know. Cameron Diaz looks pretty used the fuck up.
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I don't know. Cameron Diaz looks pretty used the fuck up.
Remember that time she fucked Justin's timber? Down by the lake?
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You have an entire year to create your Super Bowl ad. You decide to spend millions, literally millions on a 30 second spot to sell your product.
Are you really trying to tell me that the funniest, most creative ad people in American can't produce you an ad given that much time and money?
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I don't know. Cameron Diaz looks pretty used the fuck up.
She needs Joan Rivers' plastic surgeon.
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She needs Joan Rivers' plastic surgeon.
Clearly.
I'm not about to say Joan Rivers looks good, but for a 97 year old woman, she does.
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Are you really trying to tell me that the funniest, most creative ad people in American can't produce you an ad given that much time and money?
Yes.
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Clearly.
I'm not about to say Joan Rivers looks good, but for a 97 year old woman, she does.
:30 in (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baLGGj7lfAE#t=30s)
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What ever happened to Limas Sweed?
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Wow... barely made that FG.
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It's cool if I like Tiny Dancer, right?
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Ok...I actually laughed at the Faith Hill "your rack is unreal" commercial.
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It's cool if I like Tiny Dancer, right?
Hold me closer, Tony Danza...
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It was better in Almost Famous.
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Ok...I actually laughed at the Faith Hill "your rack is unreal" commercial.
I did too. Funniest one so far.
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Am I the only one who thinks that Americans designing and building BMW's is not a good thing?
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Am I the only one who thinks that Americans designing and building BMW's is not a good thing?
+1
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Am I the only one who thinks that Americans designing and building BMW's is not a good thing?
Someone, anyone, being successful with sport-diesels would be
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Did they just say that the injured guy on the cart threw his own helmet on his foot??
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Did they just say that the injured guy on the cart threw his own helmet on his foot??
The injured guy on the cart threw his own helmet at Tony Danza.
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Bet that coke commercial looked good on the design board.
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And the Ewok Village is saved by a bottle of Coke. Whew!
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WIN: VW.
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Bet that coke commercial looked good on the design board.
Yeah? Because it was so fucking bizarre, I'm not even sure that's true.
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WIN: VW.
Definitely.
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Yeah? Because it was so fucking bizarre, I'm not even sure that's true.
Dragons, fire, fireworks.... dont worry, it'll come together
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Dragons, fire, fireworks.... dont worry, it'll come together
Why was the Coke hidden in an ice sculpture? Why were the "good guys" unlikeable? Why were the bad guys lead by a dragon? Why did the Coke make the dragon puke fireworks? Why did puking fireworks turn the dragon against his own army? Why aren't you stomping out Private Pyle's guts?
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Why was the Coke hidden in an ice sculpture? Why were the "good guys" unlikeable? Why were the bad guys lead by a dragon? Why did the Coke make the dragon puke fireworks? Why did puking fireworks turn the dragon against his own army? Why aren't you stomping out Private Pyle's guts?
Art. Interpret it how you wish. (let me know what you come up with)
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Art. Interpret it how you wish. (let me know what you come up with)
The dragon is AIDS? The good guys are the white blood cells? The Coke is Magic Johnson?
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Snickers... heh.
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Hey, Roseanne is alive. For some reason.
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Hey, Roseanne is alive. For some reason.
To make that commercial.
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Can the Black Eyed Peas really rock?
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Ben picked a hell of a time to give up meth.
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Can the Black Eyed Peas really rock?
I'll give them this. At the very least, the Black Eyed Peas aren't in their 70s.
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Poor Ben.........
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At the very least, the Black Eyed Peas aren't in their 70s.
Then what the fuck are they doing performing at the Super Bowl?
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Then what the fuck are they doing performing at the Super Bowl?
That's what we were trying to figure out.
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Poor Ben.........
There are PLENTY of potential slumpbusters in the Womens Room at the half. It's the Metroplex.
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Ok, I admit it. Packers-by-41 was a joke. I think.
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Then what the fuck are the Black Eyed Peas doing performing at the Souper Bowl?
So vegans can have chili at their tailgate party.
Oh, gosh that is bad. That is what Benadryl does to my brain.
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There are PLENTY of potential slumpbusters in the Womens Room at the half. It's the Metroplex.
None of which are uglier than Ben himself. He is one ugly SOB.
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Rapistburger throws two interception, Green Bay gets 14 off of em. Keep it up Rapistburger, you fucking scumbag mother fucker.
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None of which are uglier than Ben himself. He is one ugly SOB.
Lucky for the women that "sleep" with him, they rarely, if ever, see his face.
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I'm sorry, did that ad say your car can now read you other people's Facebook status?
Because if so, I'm now actively rooting AGAINST the American auto industry.
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How come no one in commericals ever shaves?
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How come no one in commericals ever shaves?
I'm genuinely embarrassed to say that I asked the same question, out loud, 30 seconds ago.
That's a lie. What I said was "you're going to be in a TV commercial today, son...shave."
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A. J. Hawk is married to Brady Quinn's brother.
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A. J. Hawk is married to Brady Quinn's brother.
NTTAWWT
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I like
Hynz Hinze Heinz Ward. But I still hate the Steelers.
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So, for me:
FIRST HALF SCORE
VW, win.
Faith Hill's rack was 2nd. What kicks ass is that I honestly don't remember who the fuck ran the ad.
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So, for me:
FIRST HALF SCORE
VW, win.
Faith Hill's rack was 2nd. What kicks ass is that I honestly don't remember who the fuck ran the ad.
I'm still holding out that someone will hijack the feed and show some porn.
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I'm sorry, did that ad say your car can now read you other people's Facebook status?
Because if so, I'm now actively rooting AGAINST the American auto industry.
And they've already had a 1984-themed commercial... I'm sensing a theme here.
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You know, that Tom Brady would be one sexy woman if she'd shave.
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Howey Long with his basketball and baseball metaphors reminds me of Ring "fucking" Lardner.
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And they've already had a 1984-themed commercial... I'm sensing a theme here.
Yes, and the best part was when they had to stop and explain to us that it was a 1984 reference because it turns out Americans are extraordinarily stupid.
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Older son just called the Steelers' QB "Ben Worthlessburger."
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The Black Eyed Peas are the remaining Jackson 5? I had no idea. Learn something new everyday.
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You know, that Tom Brady would be one sexy woman if she'd shave.
It could just be that I can't grow in facial hair evenly, but I can't imagine leaving the house to either go to work or be on television without thinking "shit, I should probably do something to not actively make myself look more repulsive."
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Talent? What talent?
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I've never felt sorry for GnR before. Fuck
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WHEW.
A dinosaur rocker.
Now THAT'S a Super Bowl Halftime show.
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The Black Eyed Pea chick is humping a guitar. Nice.
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Oh Deere Lowered-----Fergie STFU.
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Ugh, why is Fergie singing this song???
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I've never really seen the BEP before. I can see they probably put on a decent enough visual show. But wow, they're really not good at this music thing.
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Ugh, why is Fergie singing this song???
I don't know why they bother either. Just take her top off. Let her stand in the middle of the stage. Everyone gets what they paid for.
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Ugh, why is Fergie singing this song???
Cause she's talented? Hell, at least Houston had Janet's titty.
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I've never really seen the BEP before. I can see they probably put on a decent enough visual show. But wow, they're really not good at this music thing.
They have some great sound engineers and mixers and stuff.
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I've never really seen the BEP before. I can see they probably put on a decent enough visual show. But wow, they're really not good at this music thing.
See?!??!?!
--Milli Vanilli
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I'm thinking the Puppy Bowl would be a better alternative to the Peas for a halftime show.
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Just when I thought the NFL couldn't embarass itself any more. They bring us the shitfest that is "entertainment" at this year's Super Bowl. Isn't there a rerun of 90210 on?
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oh great, a feel good, political speech set to music...............
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oh great, a feel good, political speech set to music...............
If there's not a "wardrobe malfunction" with the big tittied white girl, I'm gonna be pissed.
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BEP making the world a better place. One Super Bowl halftime show at a time.
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This. This is why we're hated.
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See, she sounds much better singing the Dirty Dancing knockoff.
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Yeah, I gotta feeling.....if I watch much more of this, my SuperBowl repast is going to be regurgitated.....
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Is that highlights in your hair or potato chips?
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Daddy....what's an erection?
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SuperBowl repast
Roethlisberger?
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Taco party outside Noe's office.
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Roethlisberger?
GROSS.
So uncalled for.
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Taco party outside Noe's office.
Didn't you think that's the sort of thing I'd like to know?
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Roethlisberger?
Um, ew.
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Didn't you think that's the sort of thing I'd like to know?
I thought Noe gave you the creeps?
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Didn't you think that's the sort of thing I'd like to know?
It was Jane's job to invite you, but you give her the creeps.
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Little Ava wants to be the first woman kicker in the NFL.
That's nice, Ava. Welcome to America. You're lucky you can vote and/or own land (assuming your husband gives you some money). I hope you make good use of the next 8 years; you need to learn how to cook.
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Imaginary edit: Dangit, Hawk beat me to it.
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Hey you guys, let me know when it's safe to go back in the living room. I don't want to miss any of the game.
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Hey you guys, let me know when it's safe to go back in the living room. I don't want to miss any of the game.
It's safe, seccond half's about to start.
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Hey you guys, let me know when it's safe to go back in the living room. I don't want to miss any of the game.
Well, the game is about to start, but Buck Jr and Aikman are still mic'd up for some reason, so it's hard to say.
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Little Ava wants to be the first woman kicker in the NFL.
That's nice, Ava. Welcome to America. You're lucky you can vote and/or own land (assuming your husband gives you some money). I hope you make good use of the next 8 years; you need to learn how to cook.
Ha. When I was 12 I told my mom I had 4 goals in life:
1. Grow to be 6'4".
2. Play for the Dallas Cowboys.
3. Attend Harvard.
4. Teach college.
Thank goodness I didn't stop at three.
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One of our dogs beat me to the punch as the halftime started and hurled a colossal pile in front of the TV. Good doggie.
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Ha. When I was 12 I told my mom I had 4 goals in life:
1. Grow to be 6'4".
2. Play for the Dallas Cowboys.
3. Attend Harvard.
4. Teach college.
Thank goodness I didn't stop at three.
Who let you out of the kitchen?
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Well, the game is about to start, but Buck Jr and Aikman are still mic'd up for some reason, so it's hard to say.
Is Aikman even there? And awake? It seems like Buck is doing all the talking and just nudges Troy awake once in a while to verbally reenact exactly what we just saw.
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Is Aikman even there? And awake? It seems like Buck is doing all the talking and just nudges Troy awake once in a while to verbally reenact exactly what we just saw.
Not that you're complaining.
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Hey you guys, let me know when it's safe to go back in the living room. I don't want to miss any of the game.
Holding call... guess they're playing again.
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Is Aikman even there? And awake? It seems like Buck is doing all the talking and just nudges Troy awake once in a while to verbally reenact exactly what we just saw.
He probably got the latest letter from his soon-to-be ex-wife's lawyer.
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Not that you're complaining.
Definitely not.
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Ha ha! Immigrants are so stupid.
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Ha ha! Justin Beiber making fun of himself.
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Best Buy FTW.
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The punchline is the only thing that saved that Best Buy commercial from heresy. Replacing Ozzy with Bieber? That's a whuppin right there.
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The punchline is the only thing that saved that Best Buy commercial from heresy. Replacing Ozzy with Bieber? That's a whuppin right there.
But even casting Ozzy has redeeming quality.
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The punchline is the only thing that saved that Best Buy commercial from heresy. Replacing Ozzy with Bieber? That's a whuppin right there.
Ozzy confused in the background was gold
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Ozzie confused in the background was gold
Yes.
12 years ago.
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Yes.
12 years ago.
I linked to Beavis and Butthead earlier.
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And we got us a game.
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I linked to Beavis and Butthead earlier.
Out of respect, I totally was willing to ignore that for you.
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Yes.
12 years ago.
Yesterday at the Lady Longhorn game the Longhorn Band played Crazy Train.
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Yesterday at the Lady Longhorn game the Longhorn Band played Crazy Train.
I'm ok with that. Playing a classic rock song at a sporting event...eh, what are you going to do?
But making a "look how disoriented and drugged out Ozzy is" joke is kind of 1999, isn't it?
NOT!
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Johnny Depp is a shameless bastard.
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I'm ok with that. Playing a classic rock song at a sporting event...eh, what are you going to do?
But making a "look how disoriented and drugged out Ozzy is" joke is kind of 1999, isn't it?
NOT!
The classics never go out of style.
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The classics never go out of style.
Sock it to me.
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The Steelers have already won this one. Greatest comeback in Super Bowl history.
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Sock it to me.
Uhh, to the moon?
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Aw, shit. Sack.
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Uhh, to the moon?
Pow, bang, zoom.
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Sock it to me.
You bet your bippy.
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That Groupon commercial was all kinds of wrong.
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Coke should stick to Christmas.
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Is Stella the Bud for hipster doofi?
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Big Ben, forcing it again
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Is Stella the Bud for hipster doofi?
No.
I think this is a really bad idea. They were exactly what they were and now they're going to try to be the next Heineken. They may pull it off. God knows Americans need a new, totally undrinkable, European non-ale to pretend is interesting.
Stella really is awful.
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Do not score, you bastards.
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Big Ben, forcing it again
The Packers aren't going down without a fight.
Just the way Ben likes it.
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Finally, a sack.
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Finally, a sack.
RIGHT after Joe commented on that, didja notice?
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I am clearly out of touch.
I wouldn't have used Eminem to sell any products in 2011, but apparently two companies disagree with me.
Carry on with the Ozzy-is-old jokes. My bad.
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Man, first an iced tea commercial and now Chrysler. Em really has gone corporate.
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I really wish Detroit would come back from the ashes. Not sure that Chrysler is going to do it, but I liked that commercial.
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I heard Troy say something about how a ball overthrown by 20 yards should have been an easy completion. Or a hard incompletion, or something.
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Imported from Detroit is fucking brilliant.
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I really wish Detroit would come back from the ashes.
Just curious...why?
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Just curious...why?
Because we don't need any more metropolitan areas crumbling into unredeemable shitholes.
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Because we don't need any more metropolitan areas crumbling into unredeemable shitholes.
Oh you mean the actual city; not the auto industry.
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Because we don't need any more metropolitan areas crumbling into unredeemable shitholes.
I've been to Cleveland too.
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And, just because I know none of you care, Gary Moore died of a heart attack while vacationing in Spain yesterday.
Victims of the Future (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkSiEvt1-Ko)
Shapes of Things (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga8ahi7jJg8&feature=related)
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Oh you mean the actual city; not the auto industry.
Right.
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I've been to Cleveland too.
Cleveland's actually not as bad as everyone says it is.
I wouldn't move or travel there, but it's not Detroit.
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I've been to Cleveland too.
For a real fun time, go to Louisville, Kentucky.
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I've been to Cleveland too.
Voluntarily, or as part of some "Survivor" type TV show?
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Well, so after a pretty uneventful, not terribly interesting first half, looks like we've got ourselves a tight game in the 4th. Thankfully.
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#38 needs to get his ass tossed from this game.
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How fucking stupid is Williams?
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#38 needs to get his ass tossed from this game.
If they did they'd have to move Clay back to strong safety. Starting to get a little thin back there.
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Texans cut williams, btw
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Why is that not a catch?
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Why is that not a catch?
Because he might not have had it long enough to make a "football move", whatever the hell that is exactly.
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The official guy in the booth is a moron.
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The official guy in the booth is a moron.
He's guessed right about as often as Lee Corso.
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Long time head of officials
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Because he might not have had it long enough to make a "football move", whatever the hell that is exactly.
He had it long enough to get both feet on the ground, turn and head up the field. I'm not sure what else they want.
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Long time head of officials
Doing his best to reinforce stereotypes.
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The official guy in the booth is a moron.
A stooge.
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And, just because I know none of you care, Gary Moore died of a heart attack while vacationing in Spain yesterday.
Victims of the Future (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkSiEvt1-Ko)
Shapes of Things (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga8ahi7jJg8&feature=related)
Thin Lizzy...
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He's guessed right about as often as Lee Corso.
He's babbling about it not being a catch, but possibly down by contact. You can't be down without possession.
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Bull. Shit.
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Why is that not a catch?
Was making a "football move" when he was stripped. Shitty call, imo.
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I don't think that's what he said.
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He had it long enough to get both feet on the ground, turn and head up the field. I'm not sure what else they want.
Ask them to define a touchdown catch. If you're lucky you'll get a blank look. The NFL's starting to overdefine everything.
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I'm gonna open up a barber shop in Green Bay. I'll be a billionaire, I tells ya.
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He's babbling about it not being a catch, but possibly down by contact. You can't be down without possession.
So what's new?
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I'm gonna open up a barber shop in Green Bay. I'll a billionaire, I tells ya.
How will you convince those slobs to start cutting their hair?
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Thin Lizzy...
Yeah, but he rarely got to show off in Thin Lizzy. I'm not a fan of his blues stuff though, it always struck me as that same soulless blues style as Jeff Beck did.
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The Steelers win. Rapistburger is redeemed, that bitch cunt whore was a hussy.
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How will you convince those slobs to start cutting their hair?
I assume there is no one there who has the skill. Right?
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I assume there is no one there who has the skill. Right?
Hell, they can cut hair in Detroit.
Fucking Mendenhall is going to be the MVP.
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I assume there is no one there who has the skill. Right?
I've been there. Very cool place to see a football game. Otherwise, it's the upper midwest shithole you'd expect. I remember everything smelling like a cheap casino.
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South Park is selling NFL Football now?
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Hell, they can cut hair in Detroit.
Fucking Mendenhall is going to be the MVP.
Yeah, not so much
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You can't spell "TEXAS" without "H E B" - Jack Ingram
Must be an Aggie.
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Fucking Mendenhall is going to be the MVP.
Hey, maybe not!
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South Park is selling NFL Football now?
I saw a lot of shows, but I didn't see South Park. Family Guy was the only animated show I remember.
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I saw a lot of shows, but I didn't see South Park. Family Guy was the only animated show I remember.
Simpsons.
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I saw a lot of shows, but I didn't see South Park. Family Guy was the only animated show I remember.
It was after the logo, just as the ad was ending.
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Alright...it's my bedtime. Who's idea was it to start this game so fucking late?
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It was after the logo, just as the ad was ending.
Huh, I'll have to rewind.
You're right Ron I remember The Simpsons now.
ETA: You are correct Alkie, good spot.
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Alright...it's my bedtime. Who's idea was it to start this game so fucking late?
Bud Selig.
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Bud Selig.
Thanks Gerry.
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Alright...it's my bedtime. Who's idea was it to start this game so fucking late?
The Jews
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Bud Selig.
Does that mean no overtime if they're tied?
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Sweet!
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The Jews
Not true. Todd said start it late, but I said noon. So technically, it was The JEW.
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The Jews
Ach, mein tochas.
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How many new films does Johnny Depp have?
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I'm somewhat disappointed in the commercials this year. Haven't really seen that one "1984" quality commercial.
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I'm somewhat disappointed in the commercials this year. Haven't really seen that one "1984" quality commercial.
Including the 1984 commercial?
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How many new films does Johnny Depp have?
Too many.
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Including the 1984 commercial?
Well for it's time it was awesome. A tremendous waste of money since they only showed it once, but awesome.
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Flozell holding. Some things never change.
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Well for it's time it was awesome. A tremendous waste of money since they only showed it once, but awesome.
No, I meant the 1984 commercial tonight.
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Steelers score. Make it look easy. Green Bay offers no resistance. Game. Fucking. Over.
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I'm somewhat disappointed in the commercials this year. Haven't really seen that one "1984" quality commercial.
I don't think they've had really good ones in the last couple of years. I'm not sure any of them ever were as remarkable as the '1984' one, which was responsible for the whole Super Bowl Commercial mythos.
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Steelers score. Make it look easy. Green Bay offers no resistance. Game. Fucking. Over.
Packers were essentially in a prevent. Ridiculous.
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Sean P. Diddy Puff Daddy Combs in a Mercedes commercial. Ooh, I want one of those.
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Sean P. Diddy Puff Daddy Combs in a Mercedes commercial. Ooh, I want one of those.
He's just...like...me.
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He's just...like...me.
Alkie's a rich black rapper/record producer/clothing designer? Man, the more you know...
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Alkie's a rich black rapper/record producer/clothing designer? Man, the more you know...
No, he just dances like a spastic retard.
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No, he just dances like a spastic retard.
You forgot "tone deaf."
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GB wins, GB covers, Rofelsomething is still a rapist.
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Wow. The Mighty Pack is back.
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Whew. I thought for sure they were going to do some sort of bullshit to give Pittsburgh another shot.
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C'mon, Pack, let's get this over with.
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Glad they cut that bum williams
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Did I say 33 to 27, I meant 31 to 25.
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3+1=4
2+5=7
4+7=11
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I'm tired of these talking baby commercials.
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3+1=4
2+5=7
4+7=11
1+1=2
Under FTW
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1+1=2
Under FTW
Numbers don't lie.
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Man the horns during Roger's walk with the trophy had me wondering who had on an episode of classic Battlestar Galactica.
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Nice to get that brief one second shot of Bart Starr. He was my favorite player when I was a kid.
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Rogers is a hell of a quarterback, y'all. This ain't the last we've seen of him.
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Nice to get that brief one second shot of Bart Starr. He was my favorite player when I was a kid.
He was a well respected nemesis of the Cowboys. I was always an Oiler fan first but I liked the Cowboys back in the days of Meridith, Lilly, Hayes, etc. And Starr and the frozen tundra fucked them.
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14 pages through, and I still can't figure something out:
There are people that consider Fergie "hot"?!?!?
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14 pages through, and I still can't figure something out:
There are people that consider Fergie "hot"?!?!?
She's greasy, orange, and incontinent. Good qualities for a French fry, but not for person with whom you'd like to bone.
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14 pages through, and I still can't figure something out:
There are people that consider Fergie "hot"?!?!?
Hell yes! (http://sports.nationalpost.com/2011/02/03/toronto-honours-baseball-great-jenkins/)
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Just in case you didn't get enough hand-feeding last night. (http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/AROD-EATS-IT.gif)
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14 pages through, and I still can't figure something out:
There are people that consider Fergie "hot"?!?!?
She's far too gross to be "hot."
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She's far too gross to be "hot."
THANK YOU.
It's bad enough that she had to butcher Sweet Child O'Mine, but if Slash is grinding with someone, and Slash is the one you feel sorry for, then that chick is just fugly.
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I'm not going to even link, lest they get the page views they crave like A-Rod craving attention, but Bleacher Report called the halftime "The best Super Bowl halftime ever".
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I'm not going to even link, lest they get the page views they crave like A-Rod craving attention, but Bleacher Report called the halftime "The best Super Bowl halftime ever".
Zooey Deschanel tweeted that watching the halftime was like 'watching all three hours of Starlight Express.'
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Zooey Deschanel tweeted that watching the halftime was like 'watching all three hours of Starlight Express.'
I just passed her 3-4 episode stint on Weeds. It was a good weekend.
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Just in case you didn't get enough hand-feeding last night. (http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/AROD-EATS-IT.gif)
I've never thought Ms. Diaz to be on the pretty side. I think she's also the actress that showed up in Peru, a country happy to be rid of the Shining Path thugs, with a Maoist red star handbag. Nice match with A-rod.
Another thought which will surely run afoul of the B&Q: I watched "Lost in Translation" again this weekend. Is Scarlet Johanssen an actress?
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Best half-time observation I have heard ...
I owe Barry Manilow an apology.
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Also: I left the TV on Fox while I cleaned up.
Holy shit, I can't believe anyone watches Glee. What a terrible show.
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Is Scarlet Johanssen an actress?
She's very talented.
But I don't think that answers your question.
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She's very talented.
But I don't think that answers your question.
She makes a lovely avatar.
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Also: I left the TV on Fox while I cleaned up.
Holy shit, I can't believe anyone watches Glee. What a terrible show.
I've seen some good episodes of that show, but that one was pretty crummy. Especially for a show that they pimped the hell out of with the Super Bowl.
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Is Scarlet Johanssen an actress?
Does it matter?
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I'm not going to even link, lest they get the page views they crave like A-Rod craving attention, but Bleacher Report called the halftime "The best Super Bowl halftime ever".
At halftime, me and my buddies went out to the backyard to have some beers. I came back in about 30 minutes later to see my wife feeding little Hank, the computer showing the super bowl on the table in front of her, and her just having this totally shellshocked, discombobulated look on her face. I asked her what's wrong and she said she just watched the super bowl halftime show. True story.