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Title: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 02:57:56 pm
My wife bought these dog treats shaped like a football helmet.  One was decorated with the Steelers' logo, the other with the Packers'.  I let my older dog, Wrangler, pick first.  He didn't hesitate.  He's taking the Steelers.  So it's pretty much in the bag.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Lurch on February 06, 2011, 03:07:22 pm
Ill take Therapists for $200, Alex. 35-24
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 03:18:44 pm
I predict this pre-"game" "show" will make me throw my TV out the fucking window.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 03:22:13 pm
I predict this pre-"game" "show" will make me throw my TV out the fucking window.

That's why I'm watching the Puppy Bowl VII.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 03:32:57 pm
That's why I'm watching the Puppy Bowl VII.

So are we.   Puppy Bowl for my kid, the BOS/ORL game, and the offensive Fox Pre-Game.

The Puppy Bowl shouldn't be the best thing on.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 03:56:08 pm
Palomalu's hair will recover a fumble in the end zone, then get dinged for excessive celebration.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: BudGirl on February 06, 2011, 04:10:23 pm
Steelers even though I'm wanting the Packers to win.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Lurch on February 06, 2011, 04:36:00 pm
"No QB has ever started the season suspended for four games and then made the Super Bowl"

History!
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 05:08:15 pm
Packers by 41.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 05:15:02 pm
Steelers by 52.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 06, 2011, 05:15:23 pm
11.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 05:20:15 pm
Are we going to play some motherfucking football tonight or just fuck around?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 05:24:39 pm
Packers 33 Steelers 27. There I said it.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Lurch on February 06, 2011, 05:26:50 pm
11.

I'll take the Under
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: subnuclear on February 06, 2011, 05:27:37 pm
Packers 33 Steelers 27. There I said it.

Steelers 33 Packers 27.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Lurch on February 06, 2011, 05:28:07 pm
America: Fuck yeah!
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 05:28:24 pm
Are we going to play some motherfucking football tonight or just fuck around?

I don't know, but that was the worst fucking rendition of the Star Spangled Banner I've heard in a very long time.  The NFL should be ashamed of that shit.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 05:28:47 pm
Holy mother fuck.

I want to watch some fucking football, not get a goddamn history lesson.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 05:30:12 pm
Holy mother fuck.

I want to watch some fucking football, not get a goddamn history lesson.

Why can't a football game be about a football game?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 05:31:23 pm
Deion Sanders is the worst dresser in the history of the NFL.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 05:33:03 pm
Why can't a football game be about a football game?

We've been watching Fox with the sound on for 45 minutes now.   If I remember right, we wasted almost 10 minutes watching people read/react to the Declaration of Independence (?), sang the national anthem, listened to Michael Douglas read something about our jingoism and national resolve, watched Terry Bradshaw pretend he's a better person than Therapist, and got, again just from memory, about 3 minutes of the yucksters predicting the game outcome.

Wouldn't we just have been better served watching a classic Super Bowl or maybe highlights from this season or, god, I don't know, how about some discussion about the game we're (maybe) about to watch.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 05:35:11 pm
What's happening?   Why are there football players on the field?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 05:36:01 pm
The Steelers can't afford a decal for both side of their helmets?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 05:36:05 pm
The Packers have the Linebacker twins...Suzy and Sally.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 05:36:55 pm
The Steelers can't afford a decal for both side of their helmets?

Blue collar slobbery can only afford one decal.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 05:39:13 pm
First Super Bowl to have both teams come out in yeller paints. History.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 05:39:57 pm
First Super Bowl to have both teams come out in yeller paints. History.

I was just gonna say...there's an awful lot of yellow on that field.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 05:40:41 pm
First Super Bowl to have both teams come out in yeller paints. History.

Blue collar slobbery likes yeller.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 05:43:04 pm
Why is there a jet airplane taking off at every snap?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Lurch on February 06, 2011, 05:43:59 pm
Why does the field look like shit?  This is the super bowl for the turf grass industry, people!
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 05:46:13 pm
I'VE GOT IT!

An animal cruelty ad.......during an NFL game!   What could go wrong?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 05:46:14 pm
Why does the field look like shit?  This is the super bowl for the turf grass industry, people!

Half of it is really blurry.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Lurch on February 06, 2011, 05:48:19 pm
Half of it is really blurry.

Jerry's running an asphault test to see which works best for next season?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 05:51:21 pm
OK...I'm officially creeped out by Doritos now.  They need to rethink the homoeroticism in their Super Bowl commericials.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 05:51:53 pm
Americans are extraordinarily stupid people.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Lurch on February 06, 2011, 05:52:02 pm
Pepsi Max: Racist!
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Lurch on February 06, 2011, 05:52:35 pm
Americans are extraordinarily stupid people.

USA!  USA!  USA!
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 05:52:37 pm
OK...I'm officially creeped out by Doritos now.  They need to rethink the homoeroticism in their Super Bowl commericials.

I don't even think it was the homoeroticism that made me not want to eat again tonight; it was just that dude, any dude, licking someone else's finger.   
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 05:53:16 pm
Have the Packers always had glitter on their helmets, or is that a Super Bowl special?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 05:58:48 pm
Wow, ALL of my favorite people are in the stands tonight.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 05:59:08 pm
I've been creeped out by Doritos for a few years now, but wow.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 06:00:40 pm
Wow, ALL of my favorite people are in the stands tonight.

Seriously, ARod...you have all that money, and the best you can do is Cameron Diaz?

Come on, man!
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 06:01:00 pm
I didn't really care to see Cameron Diaz feeding A-Rod like that.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:01:07 pm
Packers by 41.

It begins.

Pay up, bitches.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:02:07 pm
I didn't really care to see Cameron Diaz feeding A-Rod like that.

I didn't really care to see W breathing like that.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 06:03:36 pm
I didn't really care to see Cameron Diaz feeding A-Rod like that.

I don't care to see her at all.  Talk about getting whupped with the ugly stick...
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:03:40 pm
There must be someone on the site that is in advertising.

Do they not test-market ads anymore?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:04:27 pm
I don't care to see her at all.  Talk about getting whupped with the ugly stick...

Cameron Diaz; no Nancy Grace.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 06:05:15 pm
I miss Terry Tate, Office Linebacker.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:05:36 pm
Actually, before Cameron, A-Rod was fucking Madonna.   I don't know if you've seen Madonna lately, but this is a massive upgrade.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:06:24 pm
$50,000 to the first person who can explain to me the Kia commercial.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 06:06:53 pm
$50,000 to the first person who can explain to me the Kia commercial.

It was an epic of epic epicness.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 06:06:58 pm
Optima commercial. Cool.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 06:07:05 pm
Actually, before Cameron, A-Rod was fucking Madonna.   I don't know if you've seen Madonna lately, but this is a massive upgrade.

At least the equipment's newer and less-used.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:07:37 pm
It begins.

Pay up, bitches.

Shit.  I should have put money down.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:07:51 pm
At least the equipment's newer and less-used.

Prove it.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:08:04 pm
It was an epic of epic epicness.

Uh huh.

What?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Lurch on February 06, 2011, 06:08:31 pm
A celebration penalty in the Super Bowl.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:09:57 pm
I don't know what he was drinking or screaming about, but I guess I'll buy the new Eminem album.

That's what they were selling me, right?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 06:09:58 pm
A celebration penalty in the Super Bowl.

Yeah...act like you've returned an interception for a touchdown in the Super Bowl before.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 06:10:50 pm
Prove it.

Madonna did. In that thing she called a "book."
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 06:11:01 pm
I don't know what he was drinking or screaming about, but I guess I'll buy the new Eminem album.

That's what they were selling me, right?

You mean they weren't selling M&M's?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:12:15 pm
You mean they weren't selling M&M's?

Oh, is that what the mushmouth claymated character was saying?   That makes more sense.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:13:24 pm
Madonna did. In that thing she called a "book."

I don't know.  Cameron Diaz looks pretty used the fuck up.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 06:16:46 pm
I don't know.  Cameron Diaz looks pretty used the fuck up.

Remember that time she fucked Justin's timber? Down by the lake?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:18:29 pm
You have an entire year to create your Super Bowl ad.   You decide to spend millions, literally millions on a 30 second spot to sell your product.

Are you really trying to tell me that the funniest, most creative ad people in American can't produce you an ad given that much time and money?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 06:18:57 pm
I don't know.  Cameron Diaz looks pretty used the fuck up.

She needs Joan Rivers' plastic surgeon.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:19:51 pm
She needs Joan Rivers' plastic surgeon.

Clearly.

I'm not about to say Joan Rivers looks good, but for a 97 year old woman, she does.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 06:20:17 pm

Are you really trying to tell me that the funniest, most creative ad people in American can't produce you an ad given that much time and money?

Yes.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Lurch on February 06, 2011, 06:21:34 pm
Clearly.

I'm not about to say Joan Rivers looks good, but for a 97 year old woman, she does.

:30 in (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baLGGj7lfAE#t=30s)
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 06:22:32 pm
What ever happened to Limas Sweed?   
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 06:23:47 pm
Wow... barely made that FG.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Lurch on February 06, 2011, 06:25:18 pm
It's cool if I like Tiny Dancer, right?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 06:25:41 pm
Ok...I actually laughed at the Faith Hill "your rack is unreal" commercial.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 06:26:15 pm
It's cool if I like Tiny Dancer, right?

Hold me closer, Tony Danza...
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 06:26:25 pm
It was better in Almost Famous.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 06:26:48 pm
Ok...I actually laughed at the Faith Hill "your rack is unreal" commercial.

I did too. Funniest one so far.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 06:27:15 pm
Am I the only one who thinks that Americans designing and building BMW's is not a good thing?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 06:28:02 pm
Am I the only one who thinks that Americans designing and building BMW's is not a good thing?

+1
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Lurch on February 06, 2011, 06:28:54 pm
Am I the only one who thinks that Americans designing and building BMW's is not a good thing?

Someone, anyone, being successful with sport-diesels would be
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 06:29:59 pm
Did they just say that the injured guy on the cart threw his own helmet on his foot??
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:30:59 pm
Did they just say that the injured guy on the cart threw his own helmet on his foot??

The injured guy on the cart threw his own helmet at Tony Danza.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Lurch on February 06, 2011, 06:32:46 pm
Bet that coke commercial looked good on the design board.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 06:33:09 pm
And the Ewok Village is saved by a bottle of Coke.  Whew!
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:33:19 pm
WIN:   VW.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:33:48 pm
Bet that coke commercial looked good on the design board.

Yeah?   Because it was so fucking bizarre, I'm not even sure that's true.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 06:34:00 pm
WIN:   VW.

Definitely.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Lurch on February 06, 2011, 06:34:51 pm
Yeah?   Because it was so fucking bizarre, I'm not even sure that's true.

Dragons, fire, fireworks.... dont worry, it'll come together
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:36:38 pm
Dragons, fire, fireworks.... dont worry, it'll come together

Why was the Coke hidden in an ice sculpture?   Why were the "good guys" unlikeable?   Why were the bad guys lead by a dragon?   Why did the Coke make the dragon puke fireworks?   Why did puking fireworks turn the dragon against his own army?   Why aren't you stomping out Private Pyle's guts?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Lurch on February 06, 2011, 06:37:58 pm
Why was the Coke hidden in an ice sculpture?   Why were the "good guys" unlikeable?   Why were the bad guys lead by a dragon?   Why did the Coke make the dragon puke fireworks?   Why did puking fireworks turn the dragon against his own army?   Why aren't you stomping out Private Pyle's guts?

Art.  Interpret it how you wish.  (let me know what you come up with)
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:39:16 pm
Art.  Interpret it how you wish.  (let me know what you come up with)

The dragon is AIDS?   The good guys are the white blood cells?   The Coke is Magic Johnson?   
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 06:40:37 pm
Snickers... heh.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:40:40 pm
Hey, Roseanne is alive.  For some reason.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 06:41:40 pm
Hey, Roseanne is alive.  For some reason.

To make that commercial.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 06:42:02 pm
Can the Black Eyed Peas really rock? 
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:42:19 pm
Ben picked a hell of a time to give up meth.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:42:42 pm
Can the Black Eyed Peas really rock? 

I'll give them this.  At the very least, the Black Eyed Peas aren't in their 70s.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: JaneDoe on February 06, 2011, 06:42:47 pm
Poor Ben.........
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 06:43:28 pm
At the very least, the Black Eyed Peas aren't in their 70s.

Then what the fuck are they doing performing at the Super Bowl? 
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:44:24 pm
Then what the fuck are they doing performing at the Super Bowl? 

That's what we were trying to figure out.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:45:36 pm
Poor Ben.........

There are PLENTY of potential slumpbusters in the Womens Room at the half.   It's the Metroplex.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:45:59 pm
Ok, I admit it.   Packers-by-41 was a joke.   I think.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: JaneDoe on February 06, 2011, 06:46:03 pm
Then what the fuck are the Black Eyed Peas doing performing at the Souper Bowl? 

So vegans can have chili at their tailgate party.

Oh, gosh that is bad.  That is what Benadryl does to my brain.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: JaneDoe on February 06, 2011, 06:47:11 pm
There are PLENTY of potential slumpbusters in the Womens Room at the half.   It's the Metroplex.

None of which are uglier than Ben himself.  He is one ugly SOB.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 06:47:20 pm
Rapistburger throws two interception, Green Bay gets 14 off of em. Keep it up Rapistburger, you fucking scumbag mother fucker.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:48:21 pm
None of which are uglier than Ben himself.  He is one ugly SOB.

Lucky for the women that "sleep" with him, they rarely, if ever, see his face.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:50:24 pm
I'm sorry, did that ad say your car can now read you other people's Facebook status?

Because if so, I'm now actively rooting AGAINST the American auto industry.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 06:50:35 pm
How come no one in commericals ever shaves?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:51:50 pm
How come no one in commericals ever shaves?

I'm genuinely embarrassed to say that I asked the same question, out loud, 30 seconds ago.

That's a lie.   What I said was "you're going to be in a TV commercial today, son...shave."
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 06:54:56 pm
A. J. Hawk is married to Brady Quinn's brother.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: JaneDoe on February 06, 2011, 06:57:37 pm
A. J. Hawk is married to Brady Quinn's brother.

NTTAWWT
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 06:58:16 pm
I like Hynz Hinze Heinz Ward. But I still hate the Steelers.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 07:04:02 pm
So, for me:

FIRST HALF SCORE
VW, win.
Faith Hill's rack was 2nd.  What kicks ass is that I honestly don't remember who the fuck ran the ad. 
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 07:04:52 pm
So, for me:

FIRST HALF SCORE
VW, win.
Faith Hill's rack was 2nd.  What kicks ass is that I honestly don't remember who the fuck ran the ad. 

I'm still holding out that someone will hijack the feed and show some porn.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 07:06:15 pm
I'm sorry, did that ad say your car can now read you other people's Facebook status?

Because if so, I'm now actively rooting AGAINST the American auto industry.

And they've already had a 1984-themed commercial... I'm sensing a theme here.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 07:07:43 pm
You know, that Tom Brady would be one sexy woman if she'd shave.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 07:08:54 pm
Howey Long with his basketball and baseball metaphors reminds me of Ring "fucking" Lardner.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 07:09:31 pm
And they've already had a 1984-themed commercial... I'm sensing a theme here.

Yes, and the best part was when they had to stop and explain to us that it was a 1984 reference because it turns out Americans are extraordinarily stupid.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 07:10:33 pm
Older son just called the Steelers' QB "Ben Worthlessburger."
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 07:10:35 pm
The Black Eyed Peas are the remaining Jackson 5?  I had no idea.  Learn something new everyday.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 07:12:22 pm
You know, that Tom Brady would be one sexy woman if she'd shave.

It could just be that I can't grow in facial hair evenly, but I can't imagine leaving the house to either go to work or be on television without thinking "shit, I should probably do something to not actively make myself look more repulsive."
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 07:12:35 pm
Talent? What talent?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Lurch on February 06, 2011, 07:13:23 pm
I've never felt sorry for GnR before.  Fuck
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 07:13:39 pm
WHEW.

A dinosaur rocker. 

Now THAT'S a Super Bowl Halftime show.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 07:13:40 pm
The Black Eyed Pea chick is humping a guitar.  Nice.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: JaneDoe on February 06, 2011, 07:13:44 pm
Oh Deere Lowered-----Fergie STFU.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 07:13:51 pm
Ugh, why is Fergie singing this song???
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 07:15:14 pm
I've never really seen the BEP before.   I can see they probably put on a decent enough visual show.   But wow, they're really not good at this music thing.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 07:15:38 pm
Ugh, why is Fergie singing this song???

I don't know why they bother either.   Just take her top off.   Let her stand in the middle of the stage.   Everyone gets what they paid for.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 07:15:45 pm
Ugh, why is Fergie singing this song???

Cause she's talented? Hell, at least Houston had Janet's titty.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 07:17:09 pm
I've never really seen the BEP before.   I can see they probably put on a decent enough visual show.   But wow, they're really not good at this music thing.

They have some great sound engineers and mixers and stuff.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Lurch on February 06, 2011, 07:17:18 pm
I've never really seen the BEP before.   I can see they probably put on a decent enough visual show.   But wow, they're really not good at this music thing.

See?!??!?!
   --Milli Vanilli
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: cougar on February 06, 2011, 07:18:04 pm
I'm thinking the Puppy Bowl would be a better alternative to the Peas for a halftime show.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 07:18:24 pm
Just when I thought the NFL couldn't embarass itself any more.  They bring us the shitfest that is "entertainment" at this year's Super Bowl.  Isn't there a rerun of 90210 on?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: JaneDoe on February 06, 2011, 07:19:17 pm
oh great, a feel good, political speech set to music...............
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 07:20:00 pm
oh great, a feel good, political speech set to music...............

If there's not a "wardrobe malfunction" with the big tittied white girl, I'm gonna be pissed.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 07:20:08 pm
BEP making the world a better place. One Super Bowl halftime show at a time.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Lurch on February 06, 2011, 07:20:39 pm
This.  This is why we're hated.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 07:21:10 pm
See, she sounds much better singing the Dirty Dancing knockoff.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: JaneDoe on February 06, 2011, 07:22:40 pm
Yeah, I gotta feeling.....if I watch much more of this, my SuperBowl repast is going to be regurgitated.....
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Lurch on February 06, 2011, 07:23:11 pm
Is that highlights in your hair or potato chips?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 07:23:25 pm
Daddy....what's an erection?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 07:24:08 pm
SuperBowl repast

Roethlisberger? 
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 07:24:39 pm
Taco party outside Noe's office.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: JaneDoe on February 06, 2011, 07:24:56 pm
Roethlisberger? 

GROSS.

So uncalled for.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 07:25:51 pm
Taco party outside Noe's office.

Didn't you think that's the sort of thing I'd like to know?   
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 07:26:01 pm
Roethlisberger? 


Um, ew.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 07:26:43 pm
Didn't you think that's the sort of thing I'd like to know?   

I thought Noe gave you the creeps?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 07:27:04 pm
Didn't you think that's the sort of thing I'd like to know?   

It was Jane's job to invite you, but you give her the creeps.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 07:27:16 pm
Little Ava wants to be the first woman kicker in the NFL.

That's nice, Ava.   Welcome to America.  You're lucky you can vote and/or own land (assuming your husband gives you some money).   I hope you make good use of the next 8 years; you need to learn how to cook.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: cougar on February 06, 2011, 07:28:19 pm
Imaginary edit:  Dangit, Hawk beat me to it.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 06, 2011, 07:29:07 pm
Hey you guys, let me know when it's safe to go back in the living room. I don't want to miss any of the game.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: cougar on February 06, 2011, 07:29:49 pm
Hey you guys, let me know when it's safe to go back in the living room. I don't want to miss any of the game.

It's safe, seccond half's about to start.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 07:29:55 pm
Hey you guys, let me know when it's safe to go back in the living room. I don't want to miss any of the game.

Well, the game is about to start, but Buck Jr and Aikman are still mic'd up for some reason, so it's hard to say.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: JaneDoe on February 06, 2011, 07:30:38 pm
Little Ava wants to be the first woman kicker in the NFL.

That's nice, Ava.   Welcome to America.  You're lucky you can vote and/or own land (assuming your husband gives you some money).   I hope you make good use of the next 8 years; you need to learn how to cook.

Ha.  When I was 12 I told my mom I had 4 goals in life:

1. Grow to be 6'4".
2. Play for the Dallas Cowboys.
3. Attend Harvard.
4. Teach college.

Thank goodness I didn't stop at three.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 06, 2011, 07:30:41 pm
One of our dogs beat me to the punch as the halftime started and hurled a colossal pile in front of the TV. Good doggie.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 07:31:38 pm
Ha.  When I was 12 I told my mom I had 4 goals in life:

1. Grow to be 6'4".
2. Play for the Dallas Cowboys.
3. Attend Harvard.
4. Teach college.

Thank goodness I didn't stop at three.

Who let you out of the kitchen?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: cougar on February 06, 2011, 07:32:12 pm
Well, the game is about to start, but Buck Jr and Aikman are still mic'd up for some reason, so it's hard to say.

Is Aikman even there?  And awake?  It seems like Buck is doing all the talking and just nudges Troy awake once in a while to verbally reenact exactly what we just saw.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 07:32:40 pm
Is Aikman even there?  And awake?  It seems like Buck is doing all the talking and just nudges Troy awake once in a while to verbally reenact exactly what we just saw.

Not that you're complaining.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 07:33:06 pm
Hey you guys, let me know when it's safe to go back in the living room. I don't want to miss any of the game.

Holding call... guess they're playing again.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 06, 2011, 07:33:21 pm
Is Aikman even there?  And awake?  It seems like Buck is doing all the talking and just nudges Troy awake once in a while to verbally reenact exactly what we just saw.

He probably got the latest letter from his soon-to-be ex-wife's lawyer.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: cougar on February 06, 2011, 07:33:43 pm
Not that you're complaining.

Definitely not.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 07:37:20 pm
Ha ha!   Immigrants are so stupid.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 07:38:13 pm
Ha ha!  Justin Beiber making fun of himself.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 07:38:52 pm
Best Buy FTW.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: cougar on February 06, 2011, 07:39:00 pm
The punchline is the only thing that saved that Best Buy commercial from heresy.  Replacing Ozzy with Bieber?  That's a whuppin right there.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 07:39:50 pm
The punchline is the only thing that saved that Best Buy commercial from heresy.  Replacing Ozzy with Bieber?  That's a whuppin right there.

But even casting Ozzy has redeeming quality.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Lurch on February 06, 2011, 07:40:09 pm
The punchline is the only thing that saved that Best Buy commercial from heresy.  Replacing Ozzy with Bieber?  That's a whuppin right there.

Ozzy confused in the background was gold
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 07:40:37 pm
Ozzie confused in the background was gold

Yes.

12 years ago.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Lurch on February 06, 2011, 07:41:49 pm
Yes.

12 years ago.

I linked to Beavis and Butthead earlier.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 07:42:08 pm
And we got us a game.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 07:42:26 pm
I linked to Beavis and Butthead earlier.

Out of respect, I totally was willing to ignore that for you.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 06, 2011, 07:42:38 pm
Yes.

12 years ago.

Yesterday at the Lady Longhorn game the Longhorn Band played Crazy Train.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 07:44:35 pm
Yesterday at the Lady Longhorn game the Longhorn Band played Crazy Train.

I'm ok with that.   Playing a classic rock song at a sporting event...eh, what are you going to do?

But making a "look how disoriented and drugged out Ozzy is" joke is kind of 1999, isn't it?

NOT!
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 07:45:34 pm
Johnny Depp is a shameless bastard.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: cougar on February 06, 2011, 07:46:15 pm
I'm ok with that.   Playing a classic rock song at a sporting event...eh, what are you going to do?

But making a "look how disoriented and drugged out Ozzy is" joke is kind of 1999, isn't it?

NOT!

The classics never go out of style.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 07:47:06 pm
The classics never go out of style.

Sock it to me.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 07:47:58 pm
The Steelers have already won this one. Greatest comeback in Super Bowl history.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: cougar on February 06, 2011, 07:48:05 pm
Sock it to me.

Uhh, to the moon?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 07:48:40 pm
Aw, shit. Sack.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 06, 2011, 07:48:49 pm
Uhh, to the moon?

Pow, bang, zoom.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 07:49:31 pm
Sock it to me.

You bet your bippy.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 07:50:54 pm
That Groupon commercial was all kinds of wrong.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Lurch on February 06, 2011, 07:51:41 pm
Coke should stick to Christmas.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 06, 2011, 07:53:54 pm
Is Stella the Bud for hipster doofi?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Lurch on February 06, 2011, 07:56:42 pm
Big Ben, forcing it again
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 07:56:49 pm
Is Stella the Bud for hipster doofi?

No.

I think this is a really bad idea.   They were exactly what they were and now they're going to try to be the next Heineken.    They may pull it off.   God knows Americans need a new, totally undrinkable, European non-ale to pretend is interesting.

Stella really is awful.   
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 07:57:47 pm
Do not score, you bastards.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: cougar on February 06, 2011, 07:59:01 pm
Big Ben, forcing it again

The Packers aren't going down without a fight.

Just the way Ben likes it.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 06, 2011, 07:59:58 pm
Finally, a sack.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 08:00:42 pm
Finally, a sack.

RIGHT after Joe commented on that, didja notice?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 08:02:26 pm
I am clearly out of touch.

I wouldn't have used Eminem to sell any products in 2011, but apparently two companies disagree with me.

Carry on with the Ozzy-is-old jokes.  My bad.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: cougar on February 06, 2011, 08:02:33 pm
Man, first an iced tea commercial and now Chrysler.  Em really has gone corporate.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 06, 2011, 08:02:44 pm
I really wish Detroit would come back from the ashes. Not sure that Chrysler is going to do it, but I liked that commercial.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 08:03:01 pm
I heard Troy say something about how a ball overthrown by 20 yards should have been an easy completion. Or a hard incompletion, or something.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Lurch on February 06, 2011, 08:03:05 pm
Imported from Detroit is fucking brilliant.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 08:03:25 pm
I really wish Detroit would come back from the ashes.

Just curious...why?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 06, 2011, 08:04:17 pm
Just curious...why?

Because we don't need any more metropolitan areas crumbling into unredeemable shitholes.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 08:05:30 pm
Because we don't need any more metropolitan areas crumbling into unredeemable shitholes.

Oh you mean the actual city; not the auto industry.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 08:06:02 pm
Because we don't need any more metropolitan areas crumbling into unredeemable shitholes.

I've been to Cleveland too.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 06, 2011, 08:06:43 pm
And, just because I know none of you care, Gary Moore died of a heart attack while vacationing in Spain yesterday.

Victims of the Future (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkSiEvt1-Ko)

Shapes of Things (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga8ahi7jJg8&feature=related)
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 06, 2011, 08:07:07 pm
Oh you mean the actual city; not the auto industry.

Right.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 08:07:42 pm
I've been to Cleveland too.

Cleveland's actually not as bad as everyone says it is.   

I wouldn't move or travel there, but it's not Detroit.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 06, 2011, 08:07:48 pm
I've been to Cleveland too.

For a real fun time, go to Louisville, Kentucky.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: cougar on February 06, 2011, 08:09:07 pm
I've been to Cleveland too.

Voluntarily, or as part of some "Survivor" type TV show?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 08:09:41 pm
Well, so after a pretty uneventful, not terribly interesting first half, looks like we've got ourselves a tight game in the 4th.   Thankfully.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 08:10:18 pm
#38 needs to get his ass tossed from this game.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 08:10:36 pm
How fucking stupid is Williams?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: cougar on February 06, 2011, 08:11:17 pm
#38 needs to get his ass tossed from this game.

If they did they'd have to move Clay back to strong safety.  Starting to get a little thin back there.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: BizidyDizidy on February 06, 2011, 08:11:30 pm
Texans cut williams, btw
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 08:13:54 pm
Why is that not a catch?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: cougar on February 06, 2011, 08:15:13 pm
Why is that not a catch?

Because he might not have had it long enough to make a "football move", whatever the hell that is exactly.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 08:15:26 pm
The official guy in the booth is a moron.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 06, 2011, 08:16:00 pm
The official guy in the booth is a moron.

He's guessed right about as often as Lee Corso.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: BizidyDizidy on February 06, 2011, 08:16:03 pm
Long time head of officials
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 08:16:28 pm
Because he might not have had it long enough to make a "football move", whatever the hell that is exactly.

He had it long enough to get both feet on the ground, turn and head up the field.  I'm not sure what else they want.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 08:16:36 pm
Long time head of officials

Doing his best to reinforce stereotypes.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 08:16:44 pm
The official guy in the booth is a moron.

A stooge.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 08:17:06 pm
And, just because I know none of you care, Gary Moore died of a heart attack while vacationing in Spain yesterday.

Victims of the Future (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkSiEvt1-Ko)

Shapes of Things (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga8ahi7jJg8&feature=related)

Thin Lizzy...
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 08:17:21 pm
He's guessed right about as often as Lee Corso.

He's babbling about it not being a catch, but possibly down by contact.  You can't be down without possession.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 06, 2011, 08:17:58 pm
Bull. Shit.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: JaneDoe on February 06, 2011, 08:17:59 pm
Why is that not a catch?

Was making a "football move" when he was stripped.  Shitty call, imo.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: BizidyDizidy on February 06, 2011, 08:18:03 pm
I don't think that's what he said.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: cougar on February 06, 2011, 08:18:28 pm
He had it long enough to get both feet on the ground, turn and head up the field.  I'm not sure what else they want.

Ask them to define a touchdown catch.  If you're lucky you'll get a blank look.  The NFL's starting to overdefine everything.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 08:18:29 pm
I'm gonna open up a barber shop in Green Bay.  I'll be a billionaire, I tells ya.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: JaneDoe on February 06, 2011, 08:18:45 pm
He's babbling about it not being a catch, but possibly down by contact.  You can't be down without possession.

So what's new?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 08:19:20 pm
I'm gonna open up a barber shop in Green Bay.  I'll a billionaire, I tells ya.

How will you convince those slobs to start cutting their hair?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 06, 2011, 08:19:28 pm
Thin Lizzy...

Yeah, but he rarely got to show off in Thin Lizzy. I'm not a fan of his blues stuff though, it always struck me as that same soulless blues style as Jeff Beck did.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 08:19:36 pm
The Steelers win. Rapistburger is redeemed, that bitch cunt whore was a hussy.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 08:19:51 pm
How will you convince those slobs to start cutting their hair?

I assume there is no one there who has the skill.  Right?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 06, 2011, 08:21:14 pm
I assume there is no one there who has the skill.  Right?

Hell, they can cut hair in Detroit.

Fucking Mendenhall is going to be the MVP.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 08:21:21 pm
I assume there is no one there who has the skill.  Right?

I've been there.   Very cool place to see a football game.   Otherwise, it's the upper midwest shithole you'd expect.   I remember everything smelling like a cheap casino.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 08:23:25 pm
South Park is selling NFL Football now?

Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Lurch on February 06, 2011, 08:24:43 pm
Hell, they can cut hair in Detroit.

Fucking Mendenhall is going to be the MVP.

Yeah, not so much
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 08:24:44 pm
You can't spell "TEXAS" without "H E B" - Jack Ingram

Must be an Aggie.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 06, 2011, 08:24:57 pm
Fucking Mendenhall is going to be the MVP.

Hey, maybe not!
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: cougar on February 06, 2011, 08:25:01 pm
South Park is selling NFL Football now?



I saw a lot of shows, but I didn't see South Park.  Family Guy was the only animated show I remember.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 06, 2011, 08:25:51 pm
I saw a lot of shows, but I didn't see South Park.  Family Guy was the only animated show I remember.

Simpsons.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 08:25:53 pm
I saw a lot of shows, but I didn't see South Park.  Family Guy was the only animated show I remember.

It was after the logo, just as the ad was ending.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 08:27:03 pm
Alright...it's my bedtime.  Who's idea was it to start this game so fucking late?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: cougar on February 06, 2011, 08:27:16 pm
It was after the logo, just as the ad was ending.

Huh, I'll have to rewind.

You're right Ron I remember The Simpsons now.

ETA:  You are correct Alkie, good spot.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 08:27:52 pm
Alright...it's my bedtime.  Who's idea was it to start this game so fucking late?

Bud Selig.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 08:29:22 pm
Bud Selig.

Thanks Gerry.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Lurch on February 06, 2011, 08:29:47 pm
Alright...it's my bedtime.  Who's idea was it to start this game so fucking late?

The Jews
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: cougar on February 06, 2011, 08:30:29 pm
Bud Selig.

Does that mean no overtime if they're tied?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 06, 2011, 08:31:08 pm
Sweet!
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 08:31:33 pm
The Jews

Not true.   Todd said start it late, but I said noon.   So technically, it was The JEW.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 08:31:49 pm
The Jews

Ach, mein tochas.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 08:34:13 pm
How many new films does Johnny Depp have?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: cougar on February 06, 2011, 08:36:36 pm
I'm somewhat disappointed in the commercials this year.  Haven't really seen that one "1984" quality commercial.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 08:37:28 pm
I'm somewhat disappointed in the commercials this year.  Haven't really seen that one "1984" quality commercial.

Including the 1984 commercial?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: cougar on February 06, 2011, 08:37:58 pm
How many new films does Johnny Depp have?

Too many.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: cougar on February 06, 2011, 08:39:01 pm
Including the 1984 commercial?

Well for it's time it was awesome.  A tremendous waste of money since they only showed it once, but awesome.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 08:40:46 pm
Flozell holding. Some things never change.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 08:40:46 pm
Well for it's time it was awesome.  A tremendous waste of money since they only showed it once, but awesome.

No, I meant the 1984 commercial tonight.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 08:46:06 pm
Steelers score. Make it look easy. Green Bay offers no resistance. Game. Fucking. Over.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 06, 2011, 08:47:13 pm
I'm somewhat disappointed in the commercials this year.  Haven't really seen that one "1984" quality commercial.

I don't think they've had really good ones in the last couple of years. I'm not sure any of them ever were as remarkable as the '1984' one, which was responsible for the whole Super Bowl Commercial mythos.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 06, 2011, 08:47:55 pm
Steelers score. Make it look easy. Green Bay offers no resistance. Game. Fucking. Over.

Packers were essentially in a prevent. Ridiculous.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 08:48:39 pm
Sean P. Diddy Puff Daddy Combs in a Mercedes commercial. Ooh, I want one of those.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 08:49:49 pm
Sean P. Diddy Puff Daddy Combs in a Mercedes commercial. Ooh, I want one of those.

He's just...like...me.   
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: cougar on February 06, 2011, 08:53:48 pm
He's just...like...me.   

Alkie's a rich black rapper/record producer/clothing designer?  Man, the more you know...
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: chuck on February 06, 2011, 09:02:29 pm
Alkie's a rich black rapper/record producer/clothing designer?  Man, the more you know...

No, he just dances like a spastic retard.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 09:03:39 pm
No, he just dances like a spastic retard.

You forgot "tone deaf."
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 09:05:14 pm
GB wins, GB covers, Rofelsomething is still a rapist.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 06, 2011, 09:05:30 pm
Wow. The Mighty Pack is back.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: cougar on February 06, 2011, 09:05:41 pm
Whew.  I thought for sure they were going to do some sort of bullshit to give Pittsburgh another shot.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 09:05:50 pm
C'mon, Pack, let's get this over with.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: BizidyDizidy on February 06, 2011, 09:06:31 pm
Glad they cut that bum williams
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 09:08:03 pm
Did I say 33 to 27, I meant 31 to 25.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 06, 2011, 09:09:05 pm
3+1=4
2+5=7
4+7=11
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 09:10:01 pm
I'm tired of these talking baby commercials.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Lurch on February 06, 2011, 09:11:01 pm
3+1=4
2+5=7
4+7=11

1+1=2

Under FTW
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 06, 2011, 09:13:12 pm
1+1=2

Under FTW

Numbers don't lie.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: cougar on February 06, 2011, 09:17:18 pm
Man the horns during Roger's walk with the trophy had me wondering who had on an episode of classic Battlestar Galactica.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 06, 2011, 09:21:39 pm
Nice to get that brief one second shot of Bart Starr. He was my favorite player when I was a kid.
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Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 09:24:05 pm
Rogers is a hell of a quarterback, y'all. This ain't the last we've seen of him.
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Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 09:29:21 pm
Nice to get that brief one second shot of Bart Starr. He was my favorite player when I was a kid.

He was a well respected nemesis of the Cowboys. I was always an Oiler fan first but I liked the Cowboys back in the days of Meridith, Lilly, Hayes, etc. And Starr and the frozen tundra fucked them.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: MusicMan on February 07, 2011, 09:40:30 am
14 pages through, and I still can't figure something out:

There are people that consider Fergie "hot"?!?!?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Gizzmonic on February 07, 2011, 09:53:35 am
14 pages through, and I still can't figure something out:

There are people that consider Fergie "hot"?!?!?

She's greasy, orange, and incontinent.  Good qualities for a French fry, but not for person with whom you'd like to bone.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 07, 2011, 09:57:20 am
14 pages through, and I still can't figure something out:

There are people that consider Fergie "hot"?!?!?

Hell yes! (http://sports.nationalpost.com/2011/02/03/toronto-honours-baseball-great-jenkins/)
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: GreatBagwellsBeard on February 07, 2011, 11:22:49 am
Just in case you didn't get enough hand-feeding last night. (http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/AROD-EATS-IT.gif)
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Alkie on February 07, 2011, 12:09:06 pm
14 pages through, and I still can't figure something out:

There are people that consider Fergie "hot"?!?!?

She's far too gross to be "hot."
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: MusicMan on February 07, 2011, 12:17:48 pm
She's far too gross to be "hot."

THANK YOU.

It's bad enough that she had to butcher Sweet Child O'Mine, but if Slash is grinding with someone, and Slash is the one you feel sorry for, then that chick is just fugly.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: MusicMan on February 07, 2011, 12:33:08 pm
I'm not going to even link, lest they get the page views they crave like A-Rod craving attention, but Bleacher Report called the halftime "The best Super Bowl halftime ever".
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 07, 2011, 12:53:06 pm
I'm not going to even link, lest they get the page views they crave like A-Rod craving attention, but Bleacher Report called the halftime "The best Super Bowl halftime ever".

Zooey Deschanel tweeted that watching the halftime was like 'watching all three hours of Starlight Express.'
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Lurch on February 07, 2011, 01:11:58 pm
Zooey Deschanel tweeted that watching the halftime was like 'watching all three hours of Starlight Express.'

I just passed her 3-4 episode stint on Weeds.  It was a good weekend.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Taras Bulba on February 07, 2011, 01:33:47 pm
Just in case you didn't get enough hand-feeding last night. (http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/AROD-EATS-IT.gif)
I've never thought Ms. Diaz to be on the pretty side.  I think she's also the actress that showed up in Peru, a country happy to be rid of the Shining Path thugs, with a Maoist red star handbag.  Nice match with A-rod.

Another thought which will surely run afoul of the B&Q: I watched "Lost in Translation" again this weekend.  Is Scarlet Johanssen an actress?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: VirtualBob on February 07, 2011, 03:05:32 pm
Best half-time observation I have heard ...

Quote
I owe Barry Manilow an apology.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: MusicMan on February 07, 2011, 03:13:47 pm
Also: I left the TV on Fox while I cleaned up.

Holy shit, I can't believe anyone watches Glee.  What a terrible show.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: MusicMan on February 07, 2011, 03:14:24 pm
Is Scarlet Johanssen an actress?

She's very talented.

But I don't think that answers your question.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Duke on February 07, 2011, 03:16:33 pm
She's very talented.

But I don't think that answers your question.

She makes a lovely avatar.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ron Brand on February 07, 2011, 04:20:08 pm
Also: I left the TV on Fox while I cleaned up.

Holy shit, I can't believe anyone watches Glee.  What a terrible show.

I've seen some good episodes of that show, but that one was pretty crummy. Especially for a show that they pimped the hell out of with the Super Bowl.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Ty in Tampa on February 07, 2011, 04:38:38 pm
Is Scarlet Johanssen an actress?

Does it matter?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Predictions
Post by: Rebel Jew on February 07, 2011, 04:56:29 pm
I'm not going to even link, lest they get the page views they crave like A-Rod craving attention, but Bleacher Report called the halftime "The best Super Bowl halftime ever".

At halftime, me and my buddies went out to the backyard to have some beers.  I came back in about 30 minutes later to see my wife feeding little Hank, the computer showing the super bowl on the table in front of her, and her just having this totally shellshocked, discombobulated look on her face.  I asked her what's wrong and she said she just watched the super bowl halftime show.  True story.