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Super Bowl Predictions
« on: February 06, 2011, 02:57:56 pm »
My wife bought these dog treats shaped like a football helmet.  One was decorated with the Steelers' logo, the other with the Packers'.  I let my older dog, Wrangler, pick first.  He didn't hesitate.  He's taking the Steelers.  So it's pretty much in the bag.
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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2011, 03:07:22 pm »
Ill take Therapists for $200, Alex. 35-24
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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2011, 03:18:44 pm »
I predict this pre-"game" "show" will make me throw my TV out the fucking window.
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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2011, 03:22:13 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 03:18:44 pm
I predict this pre-"game" "show" will make me throw my TV out the fucking window.

That's why I'm watching the Puppy Bowl VII.
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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2011, 03:32:57 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 03:22:13 pm
That's why I'm watching the Puppy Bowl VII.

So are we.   Puppy Bowl for my kid, the BOS/ORL game, and the offensive Fox Pre-Game.

The Puppy Bowl shouldn't be the best thing on.
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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2011, 03:56:08 pm »
Palomalu's hair will recover a fumble in the end zone, then get dinged for excessive celebration.
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Re: Super Bowl Predictions
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2011, 04:10:23 pm »
Steelers even though I'm wanting the Packers to win.
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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2011, 04:36:00 pm »
"No QB has ever started the season suspended for four games and then made the Super Bowl"

History!
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« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2011, 05:08:15 pm »
Packers by 41.
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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2011, 05:15:02 pm »
Steelers by 52.
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« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2011, 05:15:23 pm »
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« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2011, 05:20:15 pm »
Are we going to play some motherfucking football tonight or just fuck around?
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« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2011, 05:24:39 pm »
Packers 33 Steelers 27. There I said it.
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« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2011, 05:26:50 pm »
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« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2011, 05:27:37 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 05:24:39 pm
Packers 33 Steelers 27. There I said it.

Steelers 33 Packers 27.
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« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2011, 05:28:07 pm »
America: Fuck yeah!
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« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2011, 05:28:24 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 05:20:15 pm
Are we going to play some motherfucking football tonight or just fuck around?

I don't know, but that was the worst fucking rendition of the Star Spangled Banner I've heard in a very long time.  The NFL should be ashamed of that shit.
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« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2011, 05:28:47 pm »
Holy mother fuck.

I want to watch some fucking football, not get a goddamn history lesson.
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« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2011, 05:30:12 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 05:28:47 pm
Holy mother fuck.

I want to watch some fucking football, not get a goddamn history lesson.

Why can't a football game be about a football game?
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« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2011, 05:31:23 pm »
Deion Sanders is the worst dresser in the history of the NFL.
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« Reply #20 on: February 06, 2011, 05:33:03 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 05:30:12 pm
Why can't a football game be about a football game?

We've been watching Fox with the sound on for 45 minutes now.   If I remember right, we wasted almost 10 minutes watching people read/react to the Declaration of Independence (?), sang the national anthem, listened to Michael Douglas read something about our jingoism and national resolve, watched Terry Bradshaw pretend he's a better person than Therapist, and got, again just from memory, about 3 minutes of the yucksters predicting the game outcome.

Wouldn't we just have been better served watching a classic Super Bowl or maybe highlights from this season or, god, I don't know, how about some discussion about the game we're (maybe) about to watch.
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« Reply #21 on: February 06, 2011, 05:35:11 pm »
What's happening?   Why are there football players on the field?
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« Reply #22 on: February 06, 2011, 05:36:01 pm »
The Steelers can't afford a decal for both side of their helmets?
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« Reply #23 on: February 06, 2011, 05:36:05 pm »
The Packers have the Linebacker twins...Suzy and Sally.
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« Reply #24 on: February 06, 2011, 05:36:55 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 05:36:01 pm
The Steelers can't afford a decal for both side of their helmets?

Blue collar slobbery can only afford one decal.
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« Reply #25 on: February 06, 2011, 05:39:13 pm »
First Super Bowl to have both teams come out in yeller paints. History.
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« Reply #26 on: February 06, 2011, 05:39:57 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 05:39:13 pm
First Super Bowl to have both teams come out in yeller paints. History.

I was just gonna say...there's an awful lot of yellow on that field.
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« Reply #27 on: February 06, 2011, 05:40:41 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on February 06, 2011, 05:39:13 pm
First Super Bowl to have both teams come out in yeller paints. History.

Blue collar slobbery likes yeller.
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« Reply #28 on: February 06, 2011, 05:43:04 pm »
Why is there a jet airplane taking off at every snap?
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« Reply #29 on: February 06, 2011, 05:43:59 pm »
Why does the field look like shit?  This is the super bowl for the turf grass industry, people!
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« Reply #30 on: February 06, 2011, 05:46:13 pm »
I'VE GOT IT!

An animal cruelty ad.......during an NFL game!   What could go wrong?
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« Reply #31 on: February 06, 2011, 05:46:14 pm »
Quote from: Lurch on February 06, 2011, 05:43:59 pm
Why does the field look like shit?  This is the super bowl for the turf grass industry, people!

Half of it is really blurry.
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« Reply #32 on: February 06, 2011, 05:48:19 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 05:46:14 pm
Half of it is really blurry.

Jerry's running an asphault test to see which works best for next season?
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« Reply #33 on: February 06, 2011, 05:51:21 pm »
OK...I'm officially creeped out by Doritos now.  They need to rethink the homoeroticism in their Super Bowl commericials.
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« Reply #34 on: February 06, 2011, 05:51:53 pm »
Americans are extraordinarily stupid people.
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« Reply #35 on: February 06, 2011, 05:52:02 pm »
Pepsi Max: Racist!
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« Reply #36 on: February 06, 2011, 05:52:35 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 05:51:53 pm
Americans are extraordinarily stupid people.

USA!  USA!  USA!
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« Reply #37 on: February 06, 2011, 05:52:37 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on February 06, 2011, 05:51:21 pm
OK...I'm officially creeped out by Doritos now.  They need to rethink the homoeroticism in their Super Bowl commericials.

I don't even think it was the homoeroticism that made me not want to eat again tonight; it was just that dude, any dude, licking someone else's finger.   
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« Reply #38 on: February 06, 2011, 05:53:16 pm »
Have the Packers always had glitter on their helmets, or is that a Super Bowl special?
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« Reply #39 on: February 06, 2011, 05:58:48 pm »
Wow, ALL of my favorite people are in the stands tonight.
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« Reply #40 on: February 06, 2011, 05:59:08 pm »
I've been creeped out by Doritos for a few years now, but wow.
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« Reply #41 on: February 06, 2011, 06:00:40 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 05:58:48 pm
Wow, ALL of my favorite people are in the stands tonight.

Seriously, ARod...you have all that money, and the best you can do is Cameron Diaz?

Come on, man!
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« Reply #42 on: February 06, 2011, 06:01:00 pm »
I didn't really care to see Cameron Diaz feeding A-Rod like that.
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« Reply #43 on: February 06, 2011, 06:01:07 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 05:08:15 pm
Packers by 41.

It begins.

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« Reply #44 on: February 06, 2011, 06:02:07 pm »
Quote from: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 06:01:00 pm
I didn't really care to see Cameron Diaz feeding A-Rod like that.

I didn't really care to see W breathing like that.
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« Reply #45 on: February 06, 2011, 06:03:36 pm »
Quote from: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 06:01:00 pm
I didn't really care to see Cameron Diaz feeding A-Rod like that.

I don't care to see her at all.  Talk about getting whupped with the ugly stick...
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« Reply #46 on: February 06, 2011, 06:03:40 pm »
There must be someone on the site that is in advertising.

Do they not test-market ads anymore?
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« Reply #47 on: February 06, 2011, 06:04:27 pm »
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I don't care to see her at all.  Talk about getting whupped with the ugly stick...

Cameron Diaz; no Nancy Grace.
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« Reply #48 on: February 06, 2011, 06:05:15 pm »
I miss Terry Tate, Office Linebacker.
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« Reply #49 on: February 06, 2011, 06:05:36 pm »
Actually, before Cameron, A-Rod was fucking Madonna.   I don't know if you've seen Madonna lately, but this is a massive upgrade.
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« Reply #50 on: February 06, 2011, 06:06:24 pm »
$50,000 to the first person who can explain to me the Kia commercial.
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« Reply #51 on: February 06, 2011, 06:06:53 pm »
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$50,000 to the first person who can explain to me the Kia commercial.

It was an epic of epic epicness.
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« Reply #52 on: February 06, 2011, 06:06:58 pm »
Optima commercial. Cool.
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« Reply #53 on: February 06, 2011, 06:07:05 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:05:36 pm
Actually, before Cameron, A-Rod was fucking Madonna.   I don't know if you've seen Madonna lately, but this is a massive upgrade.

At least the equipment's newer and less-used.
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« Reply #54 on: February 06, 2011, 06:07:37 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 06:01:07 pm
It begins.

Pay up, bitches.

Shit.  I should have put money down.
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« Reply #55 on: February 06, 2011, 06:07:51 pm »
Quote from: 94CougarGrad on February 06, 2011, 06:07:05 pm
At least the equipment's newer and less-used.

Prove it.
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« Reply #56 on: February 06, 2011, 06:08:04 pm »
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It was an epic of epic epicness.

Uh huh.

What?
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« Reply #57 on: February 06, 2011, 06:08:31 pm »
A celebration penalty in the Super Bowl.
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« Reply #58 on: February 06, 2011, 06:09:57 pm »
I don't know what he was drinking or screaming about, but I guess I'll buy the new Eminem album.

That's what they were selling me, right?
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« Reply #59 on: February 06, 2011, 06:09:58 pm »
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A celebration penalty in the Super Bowl.

Yeah...act like you've returned an interception for a touchdown in the Super Bowl before.
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« Reply #60 on: February 06, 2011, 06:10:50 pm »
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Prove it.

Madonna did. In that thing she called a "book."
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« Reply #61 on: February 06, 2011, 06:11:01 pm »
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I don't know what he was drinking or screaming about, but I guess I'll buy the new Eminem album.

That's what they were selling me, right?

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You mean they weren't selling M&M's?

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« Reply #63 on: February 06, 2011, 06:13:24 pm »
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Madonna did. In that thing she called a "book."

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« Reply #64 on: February 06, 2011, 06:16:46 pm »
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I don't know.  Cameron Diaz looks pretty used the fuck up.

Remember that time she fucked Justin's timber? Down by the lake?
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« Reply #65 on: February 06, 2011, 06:18:29 pm »
You have an entire year to create your Super Bowl ad.   You decide to spend millions, literally millions on a 30 second spot to sell your product.

Are you really trying to tell me that the funniest, most creative ad people in American can't produce you an ad given that much time and money?
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« Reply #66 on: February 06, 2011, 06:18:57 pm »
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I don't know.  Cameron Diaz looks pretty used the fuck up.

She needs Joan Rivers' plastic surgeon.
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She needs Joan Rivers' plastic surgeon.

Clearly.

I'm not about to say Joan Rivers looks good, but for a 97 year old woman, she does.
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« Reply #68 on: February 06, 2011, 06:20:17 pm »
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Are you really trying to tell me that the funniest, most creative ad people in American can't produce you an ad given that much time and money?

Yes.
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« Reply #69 on: February 06, 2011, 06:21:34 pm »
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Clearly.

I'm not about to say Joan Rivers looks good, but for a 97 year old woman, she does.

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« Reply #70 on: February 06, 2011, 06:22:32 pm »
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« Reply #71 on: February 06, 2011, 06:23:47 pm »
Wow... barely made that FG.
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« Reply #72 on: February 06, 2011, 06:25:18 pm »
It's cool if I like Tiny Dancer, right?
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« Reply #73 on: February 06, 2011, 06:25:41 pm »
Ok...I actually laughed at the Faith Hill "your rack is unreal" commercial.
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It's cool if I like Tiny Dancer, right?

Hold me closer, Tony Danza...
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« Reply #75 on: February 06, 2011, 06:26:25 pm »
It was better in Almost Famous.
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Ok...I actually laughed at the Faith Hill "your rack is unreal" commercial.

I did too. Funniest one so far.
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Am I the only one who thinks that Americans designing and building BMW's is not a good thing?
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Am I the only one who thinks that Americans designing and building BMW's is not a good thing?

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Am I the only one who thinks that Americans designing and building BMW's is not a good thing?

Someone, anyone, being successful with sport-diesels would be
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« Reply #80 on: February 06, 2011, 06:29:59 pm »
Did they just say that the injured guy on the cart threw his own helmet on his foot??
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Did they just say that the injured guy on the cart threw his own helmet on his foot??

The injured guy on the cart threw his own helmet at Tony Danza.
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« Reply #82 on: February 06, 2011, 06:32:46 pm »
Bet that coke commercial looked good on the design board.
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« Reply #83 on: February 06, 2011, 06:33:09 pm »
And the Ewok Village is saved by a bottle of Coke.  Whew!
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« Reply #84 on: February 06, 2011, 06:33:19 pm »
WIN:   VW.
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Bet that coke commercial looked good on the design board.

Yeah?   Because it was so fucking bizarre, I'm not even sure that's true.
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Yeah?   Because it was so fucking bizarre, I'm not even sure that's true.

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« Reply #88 on: February 06, 2011, 06:36:38 pm »
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Dragons, fire, fireworks.... dont worry, it'll come together

Why was the Coke hidden in an ice sculpture?   Why were the "good guys" unlikeable?   Why were the bad guys lead by a dragon?   Why did the Coke make the dragon puke fireworks?   Why did puking fireworks turn the dragon against his own army?   Why aren't you stomping out Private Pyle's guts?
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« Reply #89 on: February 06, 2011, 06:37:58 pm »
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Why was the Coke hidden in an ice sculpture?   Why were the "good guys" unlikeable?   Why were the bad guys lead by a dragon?   Why did the Coke make the dragon puke fireworks?   Why did puking fireworks turn the dragon against his own army?   Why aren't you stomping out Private Pyle's guts?

Art.  Interpret it how you wish.  (let me know what you come up with)
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Art.  Interpret it how you wish.  (let me know what you come up with)

The dragon is AIDS?   The good guys are the white blood cells?   The Coke is Magic Johnson?   
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« Reply #91 on: February 06, 2011, 06:40:37 pm »
Snickers... heh.
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« Reply #92 on: February 06, 2011, 06:40:40 pm »
Hey, Roseanne is alive.  For some reason.
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Hey, Roseanne is alive.  For some reason.

To make that commercial.
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« Reply #94 on: February 06, 2011, 06:42:02 pm »
Can the Black Eyed Peas really rock? 
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« Reply #95 on: February 06, 2011, 06:42:19 pm »
Ben picked a hell of a time to give up meth.
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Can the Black Eyed Peas really rock? 

I'll give them this.  At the very least, the Black Eyed Peas aren't in their 70s.
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Poor Ben.........
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At the very least, the Black Eyed Peas aren't in their 70s.

Then what the fuck are they doing performing at the Super Bowl? 
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Then what the fuck are they doing performing at the Super Bowl? 

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Poor Ben.........

There are PLENTY of potential slumpbusters in the Womens Room at the half.   It's the Metroplex.
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« Reply #101 on: February 06, 2011, 06:45:59 pm »
Ok, I admit it.   Packers-by-41 was a joke.   I think.
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Then what the fuck are the Black Eyed Peas doing performing at the Souper Bowl? 

So vegans can have chili at their tailgate party.

Oh, gosh that is bad.  That is what Benadryl does to my brain.
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There are PLENTY of potential slumpbusters in the Womens Room at the half.   It's the Metroplex.

None of which are uglier than Ben himself.  He is one ugly SOB.
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« Reply #104 on: February 06, 2011, 06:47:20 pm »
Rapistburger throws two interception, Green Bay gets 14 off of em. Keep it up Rapistburger, you fucking scumbag mother fucker.
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None of which are uglier than Ben himself.  He is one ugly SOB.

Lucky for the women that "sleep" with him, they rarely, if ever, see his face.
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« Reply #106 on: February 06, 2011, 06:50:24 pm »
I'm sorry, did that ad say your car can now read you other people's Facebook status?

Because if so, I'm now actively rooting AGAINST the American auto industry.
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How come no one in commericals ever shaves?
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« Reply #109 on: February 06, 2011, 06:54:56 pm »
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« Reply #111 on: February 06, 2011, 06:58:16 pm »
I like Hynz Hinze Heinz Ward. But I still hate the Steelers.
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« Reply #112 on: February 06, 2011, 07:04:02 pm »
So, for me:

FIRST HALF SCORE
VW, win.
Faith Hill's rack was 2nd.  What kicks ass is that I honestly don't remember who the fuck ran the ad. 
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So, for me:

FIRST HALF SCORE
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Faith Hill's rack was 2nd.  What kicks ass is that I honestly don't remember who the fuck ran the ad. 

I'm still holding out that someone will hijack the feed and show some porn.
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« Reply #114 on: February 06, 2011, 07:06:15 pm »
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I'm sorry, did that ad say your car can now read you other people's Facebook status?

Because if so, I'm now actively rooting AGAINST the American auto industry.

And they've already had a 1984-themed commercial... I'm sensing a theme here.
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« Reply #115 on: February 06, 2011, 07:07:43 pm »
You know, that Tom Brady would be one sexy woman if she'd shave.
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« Reply #116 on: February 06, 2011, 07:08:54 pm »
Howey Long with his basketball and baseball metaphors reminds me of Ring "fucking" Lardner.
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« Reply #117 on: February 06, 2011, 07:09:31 pm »
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And they've already had a 1984-themed commercial... I'm sensing a theme here.

Yes, and the best part was when they had to stop and explain to us that it was a 1984 reference because it turns out Americans are extraordinarily stupid.
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« Reply #118 on: February 06, 2011, 07:10:33 pm »
Older son just called the Steelers' QB "Ben Worthlessburger."
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« Reply #119 on: February 06, 2011, 07:10:35 pm »
The Black Eyed Peas are the remaining Jackson 5?  I had no idea.  Learn something new everyday.
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« Reply #120 on: February 06, 2011, 07:12:22 pm »
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« Reply #121 on: February 06, 2011, 07:12:35 pm »
Talent? What talent?
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« Reply #122 on: February 06, 2011, 07:13:23 pm »
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« Reply #123 on: February 06, 2011, 07:13:39 pm »
WHEW.

A dinosaur rocker. 

Now THAT'S a Super Bowl Halftime show.
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« Reply #124 on: February 06, 2011, 07:13:40 pm »
The Black Eyed Pea chick is humping a guitar.  Nice.
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« Reply #125 on: February 06, 2011, 07:13:44 pm »
Oh Deere Lowered-----Fergie STFU.
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« Reply #126 on: February 06, 2011, 07:13:51 pm »
Ugh, why is Fergie singing this song???
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« Reply #127 on: February 06, 2011, 07:15:14 pm »
I've never really seen the BEP before.   I can see they probably put on a decent enough visual show.   But wow, they're really not good at this music thing.
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« Reply #128 on: February 06, 2011, 07:15:38 pm »
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Ugh, why is Fergie singing this song???

I don't know why they bother either.   Just take her top off.   Let her stand in the middle of the stage.   Everyone gets what they paid for.
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« Reply #129 on: February 06, 2011, 07:15:45 pm »
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Ugh, why is Fergie singing this song???

Cause she's talented? Hell, at least Houston had Janet's titty.
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« Reply #130 on: February 06, 2011, 07:17:09 pm »
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I've never really seen the BEP before.   I can see they probably put on a decent enough visual show.   But wow, they're really not good at this music thing.

They have some great sound engineers and mixers and stuff.
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« Reply #131 on: February 06, 2011, 07:17:18 pm »
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I've never really seen the BEP before.   I can see they probably put on a decent enough visual show.   But wow, they're really not good at this music thing.

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« Reply #132 on: February 06, 2011, 07:18:04 pm »
I'm thinking the Puppy Bowl would be a better alternative to the Peas for a halftime show.
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« Reply #133 on: February 06, 2011, 07:18:24 pm »
Just when I thought the NFL couldn't embarass itself any more.  They bring us the shitfest that is "entertainment" at this year's Super Bowl.  Isn't there a rerun of 90210 on?
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« Reply #134 on: February 06, 2011, 07:19:17 pm »
oh great, a feel good, political speech set to music...............
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« Reply #135 on: February 06, 2011, 07:20:00 pm »
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oh great, a feel good, political speech set to music...............

If there's not a "wardrobe malfunction" with the big tittied white girl, I'm gonna be pissed.
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« Reply #136 on: February 06, 2011, 07:20:08 pm »
BEP making the world a better place. One Super Bowl halftime show at a time.
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« Reply #137 on: February 06, 2011, 07:20:39 pm »
This.  This is why we're hated.
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« Reply #138 on: February 06, 2011, 07:21:10 pm »
See, she sounds much better singing the Dirty Dancing knockoff.
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« Reply #139 on: February 06, 2011, 07:22:40 pm »
Yeah, I gotta feeling.....if I watch much more of this, my SuperBowl repast is going to be regurgitated.....
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« Reply #140 on: February 06, 2011, 07:23:11 pm »
Is that highlights in your hair or potato chips?
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« Reply #141 on: February 06, 2011, 07:23:25 pm »
Daddy....what's an erection?
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« Reply #143 on: February 06, 2011, 07:24:39 pm »
Taco party outside Noe's office.
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Roethlisberger? 

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So uncalled for.
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Taco party outside Noe's office.

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« Reply #146 on: February 06, 2011, 07:26:01 pm »
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Didn't you think that's the sort of thing I'd like to know?   

I thought Noe gave you the creeps?
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« Reply #148 on: February 06, 2011, 07:27:04 pm »
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Didn't you think that's the sort of thing I'd like to know?   

It was Jane's job to invite you, but you give her the creeps.
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« Reply #149 on: February 06, 2011, 07:27:16 pm »
Little Ava wants to be the first woman kicker in the NFL.

That's nice, Ava.   Welcome to America.  You're lucky you can vote and/or own land (assuming your husband gives you some money).   I hope you make good use of the next 8 years; you need to learn how to cook.
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« Reply #150 on: February 06, 2011, 07:28:19 pm »
Imaginary edit:  Dangit, Hawk beat me to it.
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« Reply #151 on: February 06, 2011, 07:29:07 pm »
Hey you guys, let me know when it's safe to go back in the living room. I don't want to miss any of the game.
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Hey you guys, let me know when it's safe to go back in the living room. I don't want to miss any of the game.

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Hey you guys, let me know when it's safe to go back in the living room. I don't want to miss any of the game.

Well, the game is about to start, but Buck Jr and Aikman are still mic'd up for some reason, so it's hard to say.
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« Reply #154 on: February 06, 2011, 07:30:38 pm »
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Little Ava wants to be the first woman kicker in the NFL.

That's nice, Ava.   Welcome to America.  You're lucky you can vote and/or own land (assuming your husband gives you some money).   I hope you make good use of the next 8 years; you need to learn how to cook.

Ha.  When I was 12 I told my mom I had 4 goals in life:

1. Grow to be 6'4".
2. Play for the Dallas Cowboys.
3. Attend Harvard.
4. Teach college.

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« Reply #155 on: February 06, 2011, 07:30:41 pm »
One of our dogs beat me to the punch as the halftime started and hurled a colossal pile in front of the TV. Good doggie.
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Ha.  When I was 12 I told my mom I had 4 goals in life:

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Thank goodness I didn't stop at three.

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« Reply #157 on: February 06, 2011, 07:32:12 pm »
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Well, the game is about to start, but Buck Jr and Aikman are still mic'd up for some reason, so it's hard to say.

Is Aikman even there?  And awake?  It seems like Buck is doing all the talking and just nudges Troy awake once in a while to verbally reenact exactly what we just saw.
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« Reply #158 on: February 06, 2011, 07:32:40 pm »
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Is Aikman even there?  And awake?  It seems like Buck is doing all the talking and just nudges Troy awake once in a while to verbally reenact exactly what we just saw.

Not that you're complaining.
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« Reply #159 on: February 06, 2011, 07:33:06 pm »
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Holding call... guess they're playing again.
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« Reply #160 on: February 06, 2011, 07:33:21 pm »
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Is Aikman even there?  And awake?  It seems like Buck is doing all the talking and just nudges Troy awake once in a while to verbally reenact exactly what we just saw.

He probably got the latest letter from his soon-to-be ex-wife's lawyer.
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Not that you're complaining.

Definitely not.
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« Reply #162 on: February 06, 2011, 07:37:20 pm »
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« Reply #163 on: February 06, 2011, 07:38:13 pm »
Ha ha!  Justin Beiber making fun of himself.
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« Reply #164 on: February 06, 2011, 07:38:52 pm »
Best Buy FTW.
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« Reply #165 on: February 06, 2011, 07:39:00 pm »
The punchline is the only thing that saved that Best Buy commercial from heresy.  Replacing Ozzy with Bieber?  That's a whuppin right there.
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The punchline is the only thing that saved that Best Buy commercial from heresy.  Replacing Ozzy with Bieber?  That's a whuppin right there.

But even casting Ozzy has redeeming quality.
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The punchline is the only thing that saved that Best Buy commercial from heresy.  Replacing Ozzy with Bieber?  That's a whuppin right there.

Ozzy confused in the background was gold
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« Reply #168 on: February 06, 2011, 07:40:37 pm »
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Ozzie confused in the background was gold

Yes.

12 years ago.
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Yes.

12 years ago.

I linked to Beavis and Butthead earlier.
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« Reply #170 on: February 06, 2011, 07:42:08 pm »
And we got us a game.
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« Reply #171 on: February 06, 2011, 07:42:26 pm »
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I linked to Beavis and Butthead earlier.

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Yes.

12 years ago.

Yesterday at the Lady Longhorn game the Longhorn Band played Crazy Train.
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« Reply #173 on: February 06, 2011, 07:44:35 pm »
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Yesterday at the Lady Longhorn game the Longhorn Band played Crazy Train.

I'm ok with that.   Playing a classic rock song at a sporting event...eh, what are you going to do?

But making a "look how disoriented and drugged out Ozzy is" joke is kind of 1999, isn't it?

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« Reply #174 on: February 06, 2011, 07:45:34 pm »
Johnny Depp is a shameless bastard.
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« Reply #175 on: February 06, 2011, 07:46:15 pm »
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I'm ok with that.   Playing a classic rock song at a sporting event...eh, what are you going to do?

But making a "look how disoriented and drugged out Ozzy is" joke is kind of 1999, isn't it?

NOT!

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« Reply #177 on: February 06, 2011, 07:47:58 pm »
The Steelers have already won this one. Greatest comeback in Super Bowl history.
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« Reply #179 on: February 06, 2011, 07:48:40 pm »
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« Reply #182 on: February 06, 2011, 07:50:54 pm »
That Groupon commercial was all kinds of wrong.
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« Reply #183 on: February 06, 2011, 07:51:41 pm »
Coke should stick to Christmas.
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« Reply #184 on: February 06, 2011, 07:53:54 pm »
Is Stella the Bud for hipster doofi?
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« Reply #185 on: February 06, 2011, 07:56:42 pm »
Big Ben, forcing it again
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« Reply #186 on: February 06, 2011, 07:56:49 pm »
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Is Stella the Bud for hipster doofi?

No.

I think this is a really bad idea.   They were exactly what they were and now they're going to try to be the next Heineken.    They may pull it off.   God knows Americans need a new, totally undrinkable, European non-ale to pretend is interesting.

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« Reply #187 on: February 06, 2011, 07:57:47 pm »
Do not score, you bastards.
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« Reply #188 on: February 06, 2011, 07:59:01 pm »
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« Reply #189 on: February 06, 2011, 07:59:58 pm »
Finally, a sack.
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« Reply #190 on: February 06, 2011, 08:00:42 pm »
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Finally, a sack.

RIGHT after Joe commented on that, didja notice?
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« Reply #191 on: February 06, 2011, 08:02:26 pm »
I am clearly out of touch.

I wouldn't have used Eminem to sell any products in 2011, but apparently two companies disagree with me.

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« Reply #192 on: February 06, 2011, 08:02:33 pm »
Man, first an iced tea commercial and now Chrysler.  Em really has gone corporate.
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« Reply #193 on: February 06, 2011, 08:02:44 pm »
I really wish Detroit would come back from the ashes. Not sure that Chrysler is going to do it, but I liked that commercial.
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« Reply #194 on: February 06, 2011, 08:03:01 pm »
I heard Troy say something about how a ball overthrown by 20 yards should have been an easy completion. Or a hard incompletion, or something.
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« Reply #195 on: February 06, 2011, 08:03:05 pm »
Imported from Detroit is fucking brilliant.
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« Reply #196 on: February 06, 2011, 08:03:25 pm »
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I really wish Detroit would come back from the ashes.

Just curious...why?
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Just curious...why?

Because we don't need any more metropolitan areas crumbling into unredeemable shitholes.
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« Reply #198 on: February 06, 2011, 08:05:30 pm »
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Because we don't need any more metropolitan areas crumbling into unredeemable shitholes.

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Because we don't need any more metropolitan areas crumbling into unredeemable shitholes.

I've been to Cleveland too.
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And, just because I know none of you care, Gary Moore died of a heart attack while vacationing in Spain yesterday.

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Oh you mean the actual city; not the auto industry.

Right.
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I've been to Cleveland too.

Cleveland's actually not as bad as everyone says it is.   

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I've been to Cleveland too.

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I've been to Cleveland too.

Voluntarily, or as part of some "Survivor" type TV show?
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« Reply #205 on: February 06, 2011, 08:09:41 pm »
Well, so after a pretty uneventful, not terribly interesting first half, looks like we've got ourselves a tight game in the 4th.   Thankfully.
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« Reply #206 on: February 06, 2011, 08:10:18 pm »
#38 needs to get his ass tossed from this game.
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« Reply #207 on: February 06, 2011, 08:10:36 pm »
How fucking stupid is Williams?
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#38 needs to get his ass tossed from this game.

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« Reply #209 on: February 06, 2011, 08:11:30 pm »
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Why is that not a catch?
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Why is that not a catch?

Because he might not have had it long enough to make a "football move", whatever the hell that is exactly.
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The official guy in the booth is a moron.
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The official guy in the booth is a moron.

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Long time head of officials
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Because he might not have had it long enough to make a "football move", whatever the hell that is exactly.

He had it long enough to get both feet on the ground, turn and head up the field.  I'm not sure what else they want.
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The official guy in the booth is a moron.

A stooge.
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He's guessed right about as often as Lee Corso.

He's babbling about it not being a catch, but possibly down by contact.  You can't be down without possession.
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« Reply #221 on: February 06, 2011, 08:17:59 pm »
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Why is that not a catch?

Was making a "football move" when he was stripped.  Shitty call, imo.
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« Reply #222 on: February 06, 2011, 08:18:03 pm »
I don't think that's what he said.
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He had it long enough to get both feet on the ground, turn and head up the field.  I'm not sure what else they want.

Ask them to define a touchdown catch.  If you're lucky you'll get a blank look.  The NFL's starting to overdefine everything.
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I'm gonna open up a barber shop in Green Bay.  I'll be a billionaire, I tells ya.
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He's babbling about it not being a catch, but possibly down by contact.  You can't be down without possession.

So what's new?
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I'm gonna open up a barber shop in Green Bay.  I'll a billionaire, I tells ya.

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« Reply #228 on: February 06, 2011, 08:19:36 pm »
The Steelers win. Rapistburger is redeemed, that bitch cunt whore was a hussy.
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How will you convince those slobs to start cutting their hair?

I assume there is no one there who has the skill.  Right?
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I assume there is no one there who has the skill.  Right?

Hell, they can cut hair in Detroit.

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« Reply #231 on: February 06, 2011, 08:21:21 pm »
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I assume there is no one there who has the skill.  Right?

I've been there.   Very cool place to see a football game.   Otherwise, it's the upper midwest shithole you'd expect.   I remember everything smelling like a cheap casino.
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« Reply #232 on: February 06, 2011, 08:23:25 pm »
South Park is selling NFL Football now?

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« Reply #233 on: February 06, 2011, 08:24:43 pm »
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Hell, they can cut hair in Detroit.

Fucking Mendenhall is going to be the MVP.

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« Reply #234 on: February 06, 2011, 08:24:44 pm »
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Re: Super Bowl Predictions
« Reply #235 on: February 06, 2011, 08:24:57 pm »
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Fucking Mendenhall is going to be the MVP.

Hey, maybe not!
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Re: Super Bowl Predictions
« Reply #236 on: February 06, 2011, 08:25:01 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 08:23:25 pm
South Park is selling NFL Football now?



I saw a lot of shows, but I didn't see South Park.  Family Guy was the only animated show I remember.
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Re: Super Bowl Predictions
« Reply #237 on: February 06, 2011, 08:25:51 pm »
Quote from: cougar on February 06, 2011, 08:25:01 pm
I saw a lot of shows, but I didn't see South Park.  Family Guy was the only animated show I remember.

Simpsons.
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Re: Super Bowl Predictions
« Reply #238 on: February 06, 2011, 08:25:53 pm »
Quote from: cougar on February 06, 2011, 08:25:01 pm
I saw a lot of shows, but I didn't see South Park.  Family Guy was the only animated show I remember.

It was after the logo, just as the ad was ending.
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Re: Super Bowl Predictions
« Reply #239 on: February 06, 2011, 08:27:03 pm »
Alright...it's my bedtime.  Who's idea was it to start this game so fucking late?
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Re: Super Bowl Predictions
« Reply #240 on: February 06, 2011, 08:27:16 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on February 06, 2011, 08:25:53 pm
It was after the logo, just as the ad was ending.

Huh, I'll have to rewind.

You're right Ron I remember The Simpsons now.

ETA:  You are correct Alkie, good spot.
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« Reply #241 on: February 06, 2011, 08:27:52 pm »
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Alright...it's my bedtime.  Who's idea was it to start this game so fucking late?

Bud Selig.
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« Reply #242 on: February 06, 2011, 08:29:22 pm »
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« Reply #243 on: February 06, 2011, 08:29:47 pm »
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Alright...it's my bedtime.  Who's idea was it to start this game so fucking late?

The Jews
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« Reply #244 on: February 06, 2011, 08:30:29 pm »
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Bud Selig.

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« Reply #245 on: February 06, 2011, 08:31:08 pm »
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« Reply #246 on: February 06, 2011, 08:31:33 pm »
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« Reply #247 on: February 06, 2011, 08:31:49 pm »
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Re: Super Bowl Predictions
« Reply #248 on: February 06, 2011, 08:34:13 pm »
How many new films does Johnny Depp have?
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« Reply #249 on: February 06, 2011, 08:36:36 pm »
I'm somewhat disappointed in the commercials this year.  Haven't really seen that one "1984" quality commercial.
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« Reply #250 on: February 06, 2011, 08:37:28 pm »
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I'm somewhat disappointed in the commercials this year.  Haven't really seen that one "1984" quality commercial.

Including the 1984 commercial?
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« Reply #251 on: February 06, 2011, 08:37:58 pm »
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How many new films does Johnny Depp have?

Too many.
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« Reply #252 on: February 06, 2011, 08:39:01 pm »
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Including the 1984 commercial?

Well for it's time it was awesome.  A tremendous waste of money since they only showed it once, but awesome.
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Re: Super Bowl Predictions
« Reply #253 on: February 06, 2011, 08:40:46 pm »
Flozell holding. Some things never change.
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« Reply #254 on: February 06, 2011, 08:40:46 pm »
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Well for it's time it was awesome.  A tremendous waste of money since they only showed it once, but awesome.

No, I meant the 1984 commercial tonight.
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« Reply #255 on: February 06, 2011, 08:46:06 pm »
Steelers score. Make it look easy. Green Bay offers no resistance. Game. Fucking. Over.
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« Reply #256 on: February 06, 2011, 08:47:13 pm »
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I'm somewhat disappointed in the commercials this year.  Haven't really seen that one "1984" quality commercial.

I don't think they've had really good ones in the last couple of years. I'm not sure any of them ever were as remarkable as the '1984' one, which was responsible for the whole Super Bowl Commercial mythos.
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« Reply #257 on: February 06, 2011, 08:47:55 pm »
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Steelers score. Make it look easy. Green Bay offers no resistance. Game. Fucking. Over.

Packers were essentially in a prevent. Ridiculous.
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Re: Super Bowl Predictions
« Reply #258 on: February 06, 2011, 08:48:39 pm »
Sean P. Diddy Puff Daddy Combs in a Mercedes commercial. Ooh, I want one of those.
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« Reply #259 on: February 06, 2011, 08:49:49 pm »
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Sean P. Diddy Puff Daddy Combs in a Mercedes commercial. Ooh, I want one of those.

He's just...like...me.   
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« Reply #260 on: February 06, 2011, 08:53:48 pm »
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He's just...like...me.   

Alkie's a rich black rapper/record producer/clothing designer?  Man, the more you know...
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« Reply #261 on: February 06, 2011, 09:02:29 pm »
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« Reply #262 on: February 06, 2011, 09:03:39 pm »
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« Reply #263 on: February 06, 2011, 09:05:14 pm »
GB wins, GB covers, Rofelsomething is still a rapist.
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« Reply #264 on: February 06, 2011, 09:05:30 pm »
Wow. The Mighty Pack is back.
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« Reply #265 on: February 06, 2011, 09:05:41 pm »
Whew.  I thought for sure they were going to do some sort of bullshit to give Pittsburgh another shot.
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« Reply #266 on: February 06, 2011, 09:05:50 pm »
C'mon, Pack, let's get this over with.
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« Reply #267 on: February 06, 2011, 09:06:31 pm »
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« Reply #268 on: February 06, 2011, 09:08:03 pm »
Did I say 33 to 27, I meant 31 to 25.
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« Reply #269 on: February 06, 2011, 09:09:05 pm »
3+1=4
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« Reply #270 on: February 06, 2011, 09:10:01 pm »
I'm tired of these talking baby commercials.
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« Reply #271 on: February 06, 2011, 09:11:01 pm »
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« Reply #272 on: February 06, 2011, 09:13:12 pm »
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« Reply #273 on: February 06, 2011, 09:17:18 pm »
Man the horns during Roger's walk with the trophy had me wondering who had on an episode of classic Battlestar Galactica.
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« Reply #274 on: February 06, 2011, 09:21:39 pm »
Nice to get that brief one second shot of Bart Starr. He was my favorite player when I was a kid.
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« Reply #275 on: February 06, 2011, 09:24:05 pm »
Rogers is a hell of a quarterback, y'all. This ain't the last we've seen of him.
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« Reply #276 on: February 06, 2011, 09:29:21 pm »
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Nice to get that brief one second shot of Bart Starr. He was my favorite player when I was a kid.

He was a well respected nemesis of the Cowboys. I was always an Oiler fan first but I liked the Cowboys back in the days of Meridith, Lilly, Hayes, etc. And Starr and the frozen tundra fucked them.
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« Reply #277 on: February 07, 2011, 09:40:30 am »
14 pages through, and I still can't figure something out:

There are people that consider Fergie "hot"?!?!?
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« Reply #278 on: February 07, 2011, 09:53:35 am »
Quote from: MusicMan on February 07, 2011, 09:40:30 am
14 pages through, and I still can't figure something out:

There are people that consider Fergie "hot"?!?!?

She's greasy, orange, and incontinent.  Good qualities for a French fry, but not for person with whom you'd like to bone.
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« Reply #279 on: February 07, 2011, 09:57:20 am »
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There are people that consider Fergie "hot"?!?!?

Hell yes!
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« Reply #280 on: February 07, 2011, 11:22:49 am »
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« Reply #281 on: February 07, 2011, 12:09:06 pm »
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There are people that consider Fergie "hot"?!?!?

She's far too gross to be "hot."
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« Reply #282 on: February 07, 2011, 12:17:48 pm »
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She's far too gross to be "hot."

THANK YOU.

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« Reply #283 on: February 07, 2011, 12:33:08 pm »
I'm not going to even link, lest they get the page views they crave like A-Rod craving attention, but Bleacher Report called the halftime "The best Super Bowl halftime ever".
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« Reply #284 on: February 07, 2011, 12:53:06 pm »
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I'm not going to even link, lest they get the page views they crave like A-Rod craving attention, but Bleacher Report called the halftime "The best Super Bowl halftime ever".

Zooey Deschanel tweeted that watching the halftime was like 'watching all three hours of Starlight Express.'
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« Reply #285 on: February 07, 2011, 01:11:58 pm »
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Zooey Deschanel tweeted that watching the halftime was like 'watching all three hours of Starlight Express.'

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« Reply #286 on: February 07, 2011, 01:33:47 pm »
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I've never thought Ms. Diaz to be on the pretty side.  I think she's also the actress that showed up in Peru, a country happy to be rid of the Shining Path thugs, with a Maoist red star handbag.  Nice match with A-rod.

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« Reply #287 on: February 07, 2011, 03:05:32 pm »
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« Reply #288 on: February 07, 2011, 03:13:47 pm »
Also: I left the TV on Fox while I cleaned up.

Holy shit, I can't believe anyone watches Glee.  What a terrible show.
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« Reply #289 on: February 07, 2011, 03:14:24 pm »
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Is Scarlet Johanssen an actress?

She's very talented.

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« Reply #290 on: February 07, 2011, 03:16:33 pm »
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She's very talented.

But I don't think that answers your question.

She makes a lovely avatar.
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« Reply #291 on: February 07, 2011, 04:20:08 pm »
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Also: I left the TV on Fox while I cleaned up.

Holy shit, I can't believe anyone watches Glee.  What a terrible show.

I've seen some good episodes of that show, but that one was pretty crummy. Especially for a show that they pimped the hell out of with the Super Bowl.
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« Reply #292 on: February 07, 2011, 04:38:38 pm »
Quote from: Taras Bulba on February 07, 2011, 01:33:47 pm
Is Scarlet Johanssen an actress?

Does it matter?
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Re: Super Bowl Predictions
« Reply #293 on: February 07, 2011, 04:56:29 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on February 07, 2011, 12:33:08 pm
I'm not going to even link, lest they get the page views they crave like A-Rod craving attention, but Bleacher Report called the halftime "The best Super Bowl halftime ever".

At halftime, me and my buddies went out to the backyard to have some beers.  I came back in about 30 minutes later to see my wife feeding little Hank, the computer showing the super bowl on the table in front of her, and her just having this totally shellshocked, discombobulated look on her face.  I asked her what's wrong and she said she just watched the super bowl halftime show.  True story.
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