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General Discussion => Archive => Game Zone 2010 Archive => Topic started by: Mr. Happy on May 23, 2010, 12:56:06 pm
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Your lineups. Twinkie gets the day off.
ampa Bay AB R H RBI BB SO LOB AVG
Zobrist, RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .301
Crawford, LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .321
Jaso, J, C 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .339
Pena, C, 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .186
Blalock, 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .308
Upton, B, CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .220
Brignac, R, SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .284
Rodriguez, S, 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .215
Price, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .258
Houston AB R H RBI BB SO LOB AVG
Keppinger, 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .280
Michaels, CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .182
Pence, RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .244
Lee, C, LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200
Feliz, 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .209
Blum, 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .290
Manzella, SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .186
Quintero, H, C 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .231
Norris, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .083
Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .226
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eat ampa!
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I'm wearing one of my Larry Dierker Hawaiian shirts today in honor of Jose Lima.
ETA: But it's not as awesome as JD's Hawaiian shirt
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I'm wearing one of my Larry Dierker Hawaiian shirts today in honor of Jose Lima.
I'm fucking hot Dominican chicks and (likely) doing a shitload of drugs for the same reason.
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I'm wearing one of my Larry Dierker Hawaiian shirts today in honor of Jose Lima.
ETA: But it's not as awesome as JD's Hawaiian shirt
What did Casa Ole do? Bourn serving his one game suspension today.
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Lima died? RIP
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Lima died? RIP
http://www.spikesnstars.com/forums/index.php?topic=110908.msg326774#new
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Casa Ole! I remember those fucking commercials.
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I'm fucking hot Dominican chicks and (likely) doing a shitload of drugs for the same reason.
That could be a weekly practice if you tried hard enough.
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It never occurred to me that Lima was a Dominican shilling shitty Mexican food.
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C'mon Bud. 30 pitch innings is no way to go through life, son.
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Sacre Bleu! Pence took a walk. Bases juiced with no out.
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Feliz wakes the fuck up!
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Feliz!!!!
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He must have been reading the Chris Johnson replacement conversation.
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Somebody hit a sac fly into the outfield and scored the Astros' 1st run (Blum?) from 3rd.
And Feliz smacks the Astros' 1000th homer (3-run) in MMPUS! 4-0 Astros with 1 out!!!
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Price is up and not finishing his throws. Lucky for us.
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Pathetic swing at strike three (which was a ball), Q!
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Alright Bud there's your lead. Don't fuck around.
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Pathetic swing at strike three (which was a ball), Q!
Didn't look very aggressive did he?...
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Kendry Morales goes yard off Chris Carpenter to put the Angels up 1-0 in St. Louis. 0-2 pitch too.
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It never occurred to me that Lima was a Dominican shilling shitty Mexican food.
You got me here. What is "Mexican" about the "food" at Case Ole?
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You got me here. What is "Mexican" about the "food" at Case Ole?
Exactly.
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Didn't look very aggressive did he?...
He looked pathetic.
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Keppinger is becoming a favorite of mine. Thanks Wade.
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You got me here. What is "Mexican" about the "food" at Case Ole?
The busboy.
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The busboy.
We have a winner.
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What a play by Brignac! When you clank a comebacker toss, you feel like shit.
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Great pic; shitty throw. E-6
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Q has a cannon.
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How did the Rays score 2?
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Home cooking official scorer gives a hit on the obvious error by Norris.
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The Angels put up 4 on Carpenter so far with two homeruns.
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That last AB against Price just demonstrates Norris's problem--nibbling against a fucking AL pitcher? Full count? Are you joking?
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That last AB against Price just demonstrates Norris's problem--nibbling against a fucking AL pitcher? Full count? Are you joking?
Yeah that was aggravating to watch.
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Norris at 86 tosses through four innings.
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He needs to cut way back on the nibbling.
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How did the Rays score 2?
HR to RF and then later a single to LF that scored a runner from 2nd
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Add another HR to right and, just like that, this game is tied.
Norris threw a fat meatball at the belly and Jaso got all of it.
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Jesus Bud.
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Nice work Norris. I've seen enough.
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well, fuck
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And Blalock makes it back-to-back with an opposite field HR into the Crawfords.
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And Blalock makes it back-to-back with an opposite field HR into the Crawfords.
There was a strike out between homers.
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I'm demanding a trade to a contender.
I mean, if it'll help the team.
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So, why is he squinting before the tv gets small?
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Pence!!!!!
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What a strange pitching line for Bud today.
10 Ks in 5 IP with 4 ER and 3 HR.
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So, why is he squinting before the tv gets small?
Dude, that guy is CLEARLY on acid. He's squinting because the magic baboon is eating the goo from his eyeballs for fuel.
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There was a strike out between homers.
Shit, missed that one.
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Dude, that guy is CLEARLY on acid. He's squinting because the magic baboon is eating the goo from his eyeballs for fuel.
Well that's what magic baboons do.
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I'm going to celebrate that Pence homer with some Blue Bell Summer Berries ice cream.
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I'm going to celebrate that Pence homer with some Blue Bell Summer Berries ice cream.
I'm celebrating by fucking hot Dominican chicks and (likely) doing a shitload of drugs.
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Well that's what magic baboons do.
If they want to fly, yes.
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What a strange pitching line for Bud today.
10 Ks in 5 IP with 4 ER and 3 HR.
Norris is looking more and more like a one inning relief pitcher.
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I'm celebrating by fucking hot Dominican chicks and (likely) doing a shitload of drugs.
I'm hoping we can get both of those things in return for trading you to a contender.
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You know what sucks...my feed is so far behind. Pence just took ball one.
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I'm hoping we can get both of those things in return for trading you to a contender.
Sweet, you're trading me to the Vikings?
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You know what sucks...my feed is so far behind. Pence just took ball one.
Him taking ball one is confusing enough.
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Norris is looking more and more like a one inning relief pitcher.
I just think he nibbles too much.
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Sweet, you're trading me to the Vikings?
Yep, have fun in Minnesota!
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Who is this Moehler guy?
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Yep, have fun in Minnesota!
It just occurred to me that if you trade me to MIN for their drunk'n'fuck boat, there's not really a good reason to go there.
Fuck. Guess I shouldn't have demanded that trade.
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Who is this Moehler guy?
You'll never know.
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It just occurred to me that if you trade me to MIN for their drunk'n'fuck boat, there's not really a good reason to go there.
Fuck. Guess I shouldn't have demanded that trade.
You can always come over on the weekends to use the boat. Drunk'n'Fuck Boat would be a good album title actually.
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I gotta say, the Rays don't LOOK like the best team in baseball. Maybe they're just playing down to our level this weekend.
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Dr. Michael G. Brown, M.D (retired) is one creepy motherfucker.
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Dr. Michael G. Brown, M.D (retired) is one creepy motherfucker.
Who that is?
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Who that is?
Baby goil's Daddy.
You probably have to be here to see the commercial.
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Who that is?
The Brown Hand Center...inventor of the "Brown Procedure" for carpal tunnel syndrome surgery. Constantly advertises on FSN.
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This Moehler guy pitches better from the left side than the right.
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I never noticed that Chacin wears the dark colored voodoo necklace. I thought they only came in white or beige or whatever that is.
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The Brown Hand Center...inventor of the "Brown Procedure" for carpal tunnel syndrome surgery. Constantly advertises on FSN.
The Brown Hand Center....? Really?
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The Brown Hand Center...inventor of the "Brown Procedure" for carpal tunnel syndrome surgery. Constantly advertises on FSN.
OH! My wife made me turn up the sound a few days ago just to hear that ad.
HOLY SHIT, how FUCKING WEIRD. I mean, why would you put your kids in the ad? Why would you give one a speaking part? Why would your girl ask you to put the lotion in the basket?
That ad freaked me out.
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The Brown Hand Center....? Really?
No shit.
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The Brown Hand Center....? Really?
Lo mano marrone.
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OH! My wife made me turn up the sound a few days ago just to hear that ad.
HOLY SHIT, how FUCKING WEIRD. I mean, why would you put your kids in the ad? Why would you give one a speaking part? Why would your girl ask you to put the lotion in the basket?
That ad freaked me out.
Yeah, it's creepy as hell. And Dr. Brown is "retired" because he had his medical license revoked.
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OH! My wife made me turn up the sound a few days ago just to hear that ad.
HOLY SHIT, how FUCKING WEIRD. I mean, why would you put your kids in the ad? Why would you give one a speaking part? Why would your girl ask you to put the lotion in the basket?
That ad freaked me out.
Where can I see this ad?
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Where can I see this ad?
It's on 37 times a game on FSN.
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Where can I see this ad?
This is the money part (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eruabiSHHRA).
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This is the money part (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eruabiSHHRA).
What the fuck? That's worse than the Buy My Bikes shit we're subjected to in Orange County.
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You can't throw that weak-ass shit to JEFF KEPPINGER, bitch!
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Pence!!! Going to right and it's 7-6!
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Pence!!! Going to right and it's 7-6!
That was atypical of him. I like it
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The Sharks are up 2-1 on the Blackhawks to help set up one of their great choke jobs.
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I'm tired of hearing about Lee's "good swings." Time to start putting a hurt on em Los
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Beaker, you're not a base stealer.
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Yeah, it's creepy as hell. And Dr. Brown is "retired" because he had his medical license revoked.
Wait, are you serious?
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Beaker, you're not a base stealer.
Wheeler's slow to the plate, Jaso double clutches and still throws Pence out by a mile.
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Wait, are you serious?
Yep. I think it was for failing a drug test. Or two or three.
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Yep. I think it was for failing a drug test. Or two or three.
I gotta say, man, you just at the dude in that ad and you know he's done/doing/will do some seriously bad shit.
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Yep. I think it was for failing a drug test. Or two or three.
There was a huge story with domestic abuse and drugs and guns. We were talking about it earlier this season and someone linked to the old news stories.
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There was a huge story with domestic abuse and drugs and guns. We were talking about it earlier this season and someone linked to the old news stories.
Like I said, I have no idea who the guy is and I can tell from a 5 second TV spot that he's a psychopath.
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There was a huge story with domestic abuse and drugs and guns. We were talking about it earlier this season and someone linked to the old news stories.
Yeah, I remember it being a big story a few years ago. He was on probation, and failed another drug test. Oops...there goes his medical license.
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Maddon - "Just hit it to left."
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Yeah, I remember it being a big story a few years ago. He was on probation, and failed another drug test. Oops...there goes his medical license.
Here (http://www.houstonpress.com/2002-01-24/news/the-good-doctor/) it is.
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I'm not at a computer right now but Houston Press did a big article on him that you can pull up on google. It's pretty sordid shit.
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Crap. Astros pull within a run and give it right back. The story of this game.
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Crap. Astros pull within a run and give it right back. The story of this game.
There still within a run on my TV.
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There still within a run on my TV.
Well, get ready. It's coming.
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Well, get ready. It's coming.
Ah shitfuck.
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In other news...this Oliva Connecticut Reserve is damn tasty with the Shiner 101.
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Pence is a fucking adventure out there in right.
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Ah shitfuck.
If you didn't like that, you may want to turn the TV off.
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If you didn't like that, you may want to turn the TV off.
Why? Runners at the corner...time for a double play.
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Here (http://www.houstonpress.com/2002-01-24/news/the-good-doctor/) it is.
How is this corksoaker still walking the streets, much less on TV pimping a medical clinic?
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Why? Runners at the corner...time for a double play.
Not this time.
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Why? Runners at the corner...time for a double play. 2-run triple.
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Oh. Now I see. How the fuck does Pence let that ball get behind him?
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Oh. Now I see. How the fuck does Pence let that ball get behind him?
He's fast, but he's not as fast as he thinks he is or those angles would be better.
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He's fast, but he's not as fast as he thinks he is or those angles would be better.
Or he's just not as smart as he thinks he is.
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Or he's just not as smart as he thinks he is.
I wonder what his trig grades were. He obviously has some problems with angles.
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Grant Balfour is one of the greatest names in baseball history.
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What a friggin season.
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Crawford should be playing left for the good guys in front of the Crawford Boxes. Make this happen Mr. McLane.
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Manzella is toast.
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Crawford should be playing left for the good guys in front of the Crawford Boxes. Make this happen Mr. McLane.
I'd love for Crawford to be playing for Houston, but he'd be wasted in LF.
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Manzella is toast.
He's actually been hitting a little better the last few games, but he looks overmatched so often in an AB it's hard to see progress.
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I'd love for Crawford to be playing for Houston, but he'd be wasted in LF.
Put him in right then. He would still get to a short popup behind the shortstop before Lee would.
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He's actually been hitting a little better the last few games, but he looks overmatched so often in an AB it's hard to see progress.
Yeah he's been hitting better. I meant just in that at bat he was toast.
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Yeah he's been hitting better. I meant just in that at bat he was toast.
He's fooled at least once in every AB, it seems. And he looks very, very awkward when he's been fooled.
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Nice play by Keppinger there.
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But slapdickery continues to abound.
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Ya know, if they were to trade Oswalt and then clean house Lee could move to first. I don't think he is the athlete Bagwell was so I don't think he could move to 3rd.
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Man, this team is taking "playing fuckaround" to whole new depths.
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Ok, ball is dead. Go ahead and put the next ball on the tee, coach.
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Good grief. And then the guy didn't score from 3rd.
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Our big hitters are coming up. I believe.
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At least there's no one around to see this shitfest.
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"Dust mites?"
"Yep. Millions of 'em."
"Millions?"
"Maybe more."
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Kepp, Michaels, Spaz and then Lee. We have a shot.
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Oops forgot Qintero and the pitchers spot.
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Kepp, Michaels, Spaz and then Lee. We have a shot.
Got Berkman on the bench too.
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Kepp, Michaels, Spaz and then Lee. We have a shot.
You must be watching TV with HH.
Q just doubled to lead off.
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Humberto with a double. Woo hoo. Oh no he hurt himself.
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Humberto with a double. Woo hoo. Oh no he hurt himself.
Sometimes he gets the menstrual cramps real hard.
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Who in the world is Oswaldo Navarro?
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That's a hell of a dick-duster on the Astros trainer there.
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That's a hell of a dick-duster on the Astros trainer there.
Always reminds me of Red Duke.
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Come on Oswaldo. Make Noe proud.
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Who in the world is Oswaldo Navarro?
Came up from AAA when Kaz was released.
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Now our big hitters are up.
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Came up from AAA when Kaz was released.
Then I like him.
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Berkman should pinch hit here.
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Base hit baby. Q stops because his tampon was coming out.
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Face of the Franchise up and the Rays are going to their closer.
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Soriano coming in for a cheap save. Make him pay Spazalistic.
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I would prefer a Goodson Honda infomercial.
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Well, not to Spaz making him pay, no. But I'd prefer an informercial to their normal :30 spots.
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I would prefer a Goodson Honda infomercial.
I am watching it on the Tampa broadcast.
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I am watching it on the Tampa broadcast.
Your mileage may vary.
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We are at the edge of your seat part of the game.
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Pence is hitting better since he grew the beard.
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Shitfuck.
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The pressure was too much for Spaztradomus.
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But the good news is that while Spazzie was popping up I became a Key Member of the Conspiracy, whatever that means.
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Brewers up next in this Death March.
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But the good news is that while Spazzie was popping up I became a Key Member of the Conspiracy, whatever that means.
A momentous occasion indeed. Congratulations!
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A momentous occasion indeed. Congratulations!
Thank you, sir.
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Fuckshit. Day off tomorrow. Then the Brew Crew for three at their yard.
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Like I said, I have no idea who the guy is and I can tell from a 5 second TV spot that he's a psychopath.
I don't know whether his wife if paralytic on drugs, or simply terrified. Or both.