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Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« on: May 23, 2010, 12:56:06 pm »
Your lineups. Twinkie gets the day off.

ampa Bay   AB   R   H   RBI   BB   SO   LOB   AVG
Zobrist, RF   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .301
Crawford, LF   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .321
Jaso, J, C   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .339
Pena, C, 1B   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .186
Blalock, 3B   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .308
Upton, B, CF   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .220
Brignac, R, SS   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .284
Rodriguez, S, 2B   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .215
Price, P   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .000
Totals   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .258

Houston   AB   R   H   RBI   BB   SO   LOB   AVG
Keppinger, 2B   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .280
Michaels, CF   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .182
Pence, RF   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .244
Lee, C, LF   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .200
Feliz, 3B   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .209
Blum, 1B   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .290
Manzella, SS   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .186
Quintero, H, C   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .231
Norris, P   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .083
Totals   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .226
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2010, 12:58:59 pm »
 eat  ampa!
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2010, 01:01:03 pm »
I'm wearing one of my Larry Dierker Hawaiian shirts today in honor of Jose Lima.

ETA: But it's not as awesome as JD's Hawaiian shirt
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2010, 01:02:05 pm »
Quote from: Craig on May 23, 2010, 01:01:03 pm
I'm wearing one of my Larry Dierker Hawaiian shirts today in honor of Jose Lima.

I'm fucking hot Dominican chicks and (likely) doing a shitload of drugs for the same reason.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2010, 01:03:37 pm »
Quote from: Craig on May 23, 2010, 01:01:03 pm
I'm wearing one of my Larry Dierker Hawaiian shirts today in honor of Jose Lima.

ETA: But it's not as awesome as JD's Hawaiian shirt

What did Casa Ole do? Bourn serving his one game suspension today.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2010, 01:05:51 pm »
Lima died? RIP
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2010, 01:15:25 pm »
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2010, 01:18:28 pm »
Casa Ole! I remember those fucking commercials.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2010, 01:19:25 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on May 23, 2010, 01:02:05 pm
I'm fucking hot Dominican chicks and (likely) doing a shitload of drugs for the same reason.

That could be a weekly practice if you tried hard enough.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2010, 01:22:09 pm »
It never occurred to me that Lima was a Dominican shilling shitty Mexican food.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2010, 01:22:38 pm »
C'mon Bud. 30 pitch innings is no way to go through life, son.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2010, 01:33:06 pm »
Sacre Bleu! Pence took a walk. Bases juiced with no out.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2010, 01:35:16 pm »
Feliz wakes the fuck up!
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2010, 01:35:34 pm »
Feliz!!!!
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2010, 01:36:33 pm »
He must have been reading the Chris Johnson replacement conversation.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2010, 01:36:52 pm »
Somebody hit a sac fly into the outfield and scored the Astros' 1st run (Blum?) from 3rd.

And Feliz smacks the Astros' 1000th homer (3-run) in MMPUS! 4-0 Astros with 1 out!!!
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2010, 01:40:21 pm »
Price is up and not finishing his throws. Lucky for us.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2010, 01:44:09 pm »
Pathetic swing at strike three (which was a ball), Q!
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2010, 01:44:27 pm »
Alright Bud there's your lead. Don't fuck around.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2010, 01:45:14 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on May 23, 2010, 01:44:09 pm
Pathetic swing at strike three (which was a ball), Q!
Didn't look very aggressive did he?...
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2010, 01:49:09 pm »
Kendry Morales goes yard off Chris Carpenter to put the Angels up 1-0 in St. Louis.  0-2 pitch too.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2010, 01:51:34 pm »
Quote from: Matt on May 23, 2010, 01:22:09 pm
It never occurred to me that Lima was a Dominican shilling shitty Mexican food.

You got me here.  What is "Mexican" about the "food" at Case Ole?
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2010, 01:52:00 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on May 23, 2010, 01:51:34 pm
You got me here.  What is "Mexican" about the "food" at Case Ole?

Exactly.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2010, 01:52:46 pm »
Quote from: TxRascal on May 23, 2010, 01:45:14 pm
Didn't look very aggressive did he?...

He looked pathetic.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2010, 01:55:15 pm »
Keppinger is becoming a favorite of mine.  Thanks Wade.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2010, 01:55:30 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on May 23, 2010, 01:51:34 pm
You got me here.  What is "Mexican" about the "food" at Case Ole?

The busboy.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2010, 01:57:49 pm »
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #27 on: May 23, 2010, 01:58:07 pm »
What a play by Brignac! When you clank a comebacker toss, you feel like shit.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #28 on: May 23, 2010, 02:04:31 pm »
Great pic; shitty throw. E-6
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #29 on: May 23, 2010, 02:07:20 pm »
Q has a cannon.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #30 on: May 23, 2010, 02:25:35 pm »
How did the Rays score 2?
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #31 on: May 23, 2010, 02:26:05 pm »
Home cooking official scorer gives a hit on the obvious error by Norris.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #32 on: May 23, 2010, 02:27:38 pm »
The Angels put up 4 on Carpenter so far with two homeruns.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #33 on: May 23, 2010, 02:31:34 pm »
That last AB against Price just demonstrates Norris's problem--nibbling against a fucking AL pitcher? Full count? Are you joking?
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #34 on: May 23, 2010, 02:32:03 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on May 23, 2010, 02:31:34 pm
That last AB against Price just demonstrates Norris's problem--nibbling against a fucking AL pitcher? Full count? Are you joking?


Yeah that was aggravating to watch.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #35 on: May 23, 2010, 02:33:42 pm »
Norris at 86 tosses through four innings.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #36 on: May 23, 2010, 02:40:58 pm »
He needs to cut way back on the nibbling.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #37 on: May 23, 2010, 02:42:46 pm »
Quote from: Matt on May 23, 2010, 02:25:35 pm
How did the Rays score 2?

HR to RF and then later a single to LF that scored a runner from 2nd
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #38 on: May 23, 2010, 02:46:44 pm »
Add another HR to right and, just like that, this game is tied.

Norris threw a fat meatball at the belly and Jaso got all of it.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #39 on: May 23, 2010, 02:47:22 pm »
Jesus Bud.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #40 on: May 23, 2010, 02:47:37 pm »
Nice work Norris. I've seen enough.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #41 on: May 23, 2010, 02:47:46 pm »
well, fuck
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #42 on: May 23, 2010, 02:47:57 pm »
And Blalock makes it back-to-back with an opposite field HR into the Crawfords.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #43 on: May 23, 2010, 02:48:22 pm »
Quote from: matadorph on May 23, 2010, 02:47:57 pm
And Blalock makes it back-to-back with an opposite field HR into the Crawfords.

There was a strike out between homers.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #44 on: May 23, 2010, 02:48:32 pm »
I'm demanding a trade to a contender.

I mean, if it'll help the team.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #45 on: May 23, 2010, 02:50:25 pm »
So, why is he squinting before the tv gets small?
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #46 on: May 23, 2010, 02:51:18 pm »
Pence!!!!!
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #47 on: May 23, 2010, 02:51:36 pm »
What a strange pitching line for Bud today.

10 Ks in 5 IP with 4 ER and 3 HR.
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« Reply #48 on: May 23, 2010, 02:51:41 pm »
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So, why is he squinting before the tv gets small?

Dude, that guy is CLEARLY on acid.  He's squinting because the magic baboon is eating the goo from his eyeballs for fuel.
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« Reply #49 on: May 23, 2010, 02:52:08 pm »
Quote from: Matt on May 23, 2010, 02:48:22 pm
There was a strike out between homers.

Shit, missed that one.
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« Reply #50 on: May 23, 2010, 02:52:21 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on May 23, 2010, 02:51:41 pm
Dude, that guy is CLEARLY on acid.  He's squinting because the magic baboon is eating the goo from his eyeballs for fuel.

Well that's what magic baboons do.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #51 on: May 23, 2010, 02:52:27 pm »
I'm going to celebrate that Pence homer with some Blue Bell Summer Berries ice cream.
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« Reply #52 on: May 23, 2010, 02:53:02 pm »
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I'm going to celebrate that Pence homer with some Blue Bell Summer Berries ice cream.

I'm celebrating by fucking hot Dominican chicks and (likely) doing a shitload of drugs.
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« Reply #53 on: May 23, 2010, 02:53:14 pm »
Quote from: Matt on May 23, 2010, 02:52:21 pm
Well that's what magic baboons do.

If they want to fly, yes.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #54 on: May 23, 2010, 02:53:30 pm »
Quote from: matadorph on May 23, 2010, 02:51:36 pm
What a strange pitching line for Bud today.

10 Ks in 5 IP with 4 ER and 3 HR.

Norris is looking more and more like a one inning relief pitcher.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #55 on: May 23, 2010, 02:54:15 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on May 23, 2010, 02:53:02 pm
I'm celebrating by fucking hot Dominican chicks and (likely) doing a shitload of drugs.

I'm hoping we can get both of those things in return for trading you to a contender.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #56 on: May 23, 2010, 02:54:23 pm »
You know what sucks...my feed is so far behind.  Pence just took ball one.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #57 on: May 23, 2010, 02:56:34 pm »
Quote from: Matt on May 23, 2010, 02:54:15 pm
I'm hoping we can get both of those things in return for trading you to a contender.

Sweet, you're trading me to the Vikings?
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #58 on: May 23, 2010, 02:56:45 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 23, 2010, 02:54:23 pm
You know what sucks...my feed is so far behind.  Pence just took ball one.

Him taking ball one is confusing enough.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #59 on: May 23, 2010, 02:57:17 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on May 23, 2010, 02:53:30 pm
Norris is looking more and more like a one inning relief pitcher.

I just think he nibbles too much.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #60 on: May 23, 2010, 02:59:23 pm »
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Sweet, you're trading me to the Vikings?

Yep, have fun in Minnesota!
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« Reply #61 on: May 23, 2010, 03:01:37 pm »
Who is this Moehler guy?
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« Reply #62 on: May 23, 2010, 03:03:30 pm »
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Yep, have fun in Minnesota!

It just occurred to me that if you trade me to MIN for their drunk'n'fuck boat, there's not really a good reason to go there.

Fuck.   Guess I shouldn't have demanded that trade.
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« Reply #63 on: May 23, 2010, 03:03:48 pm »
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Who is this Moehler guy?

You'll never know.
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« Reply #64 on: May 23, 2010, 03:04:46 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on May 23, 2010, 03:03:30 pm
It just occurred to me that if you trade me to MIN for their drunk'n'fuck boat, there's not really a good reason to go there.

Fuck.   Guess I shouldn't have demanded that trade.

You can always come over on the weekends to use the boat.  Drunk'n'Fuck Boat would be a good album title actually.
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« Reply #65 on: May 23, 2010, 03:07:31 pm »
I gotta say, the Rays don't LOOK like the best team in baseball.   Maybe they're just playing down to our level this weekend.
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« Reply #66 on: May 23, 2010, 03:08:53 pm »
Dr. Michael G. Brown, M.D (retired) is one creepy motherfucker.
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« Reply #67 on: May 23, 2010, 03:09:59 pm »
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Dr. Michael G. Brown, M.D (retired) is one creepy motherfucker.

Who that is?
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« Reply #68 on: May 23, 2010, 03:10:52 pm »
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Who that is?

Baby goil's Daddy.

You probably have to be here to see the commercial.
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« Reply #69 on: May 23, 2010, 03:11:34 pm »
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Who that is?

The Brown Hand Center...inventor of the "Brown Procedure" for carpal tunnel syndrome surgery.  Constantly advertises on FSN. 
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« Reply #70 on: May 23, 2010, 03:12:05 pm »
This Moehler guy pitches better from the left side than the right.
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« Reply #71 on: May 23, 2010, 03:12:22 pm »
I never noticed that Chacin wears the dark colored voodoo necklace. I thought they only came in white or beige or whatever that is.
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« Reply #72 on: May 23, 2010, 03:12:35 pm »
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The Brown Hand Center...inventor of the "Brown Procedure" for carpal tunnel syndrome surgery.  Constantly advertises on FSN. 

The Brown Hand Center....? Really?
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« Reply #73 on: May 23, 2010, 03:13:11 pm »
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The Brown Hand Center...inventor of the "Brown Procedure" for carpal tunnel syndrome surgery.  Constantly advertises on FSN. 

OH!  My wife made me turn up the sound a few days ago just to hear that ad.

HOLY SHIT, how FUCKING WEIRD.   I mean, why would you put your kids in the ad?  Why would you give one a speaking part?  Why would your girl ask you to put the lotion in the basket?   

That ad freaked me out.
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« Reply #74 on: May 23, 2010, 03:14:00 pm »
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The Brown Hand Center....? Really?

No shit.
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The Brown Hand Center....? Really?

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« Reply #76 on: May 23, 2010, 03:15:22 pm »
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OH!  My wife made me turn up the sound a few days ago just to hear that ad.

HOLY SHIT, how FUCKING WEIRD.   I mean, why would you put your kids in the ad?  Why would you give one a speaking part?  Why would your girl ask you to put the lotion in the basket?   

That ad freaked me out.

Yeah, it's creepy as hell.  And Dr. Brown is "retired" because he had his medical license revoked.
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« Reply #77 on: May 23, 2010, 03:15:30 pm »
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OH!  My wife made me turn up the sound a few days ago just to hear that ad.

HOLY SHIT, how FUCKING WEIRD.   I mean, why would you put your kids in the ad?  Why would you give one a speaking part?  Why would your girl ask you to put the lotion in the basket?   

That ad freaked me out.

Where can I see this ad?
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« Reply #78 on: May 23, 2010, 03:16:48 pm »
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Where can I see this ad?

It's on 37 times a game on FSN.
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« Reply #80 on: May 23, 2010, 03:20:24 pm »
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This is the money part.

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« Reply #81 on: May 23, 2010, 03:37:19 pm »
You can't throw that weak-ass shit to JEFF KEPPINGER, bitch!
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« Reply #82 on: May 23, 2010, 03:43:17 pm »
Pence!!!  Going to right and it's 7-6!
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« Reply #83 on: May 23, 2010, 03:43:46 pm »
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Pence!!!  Going to right and it's 7-6!

That was atypical of him.  I like it
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« Reply #84 on: May 23, 2010, 03:44:32 pm »
The Sharks are up 2-1 on the Blackhawks to help set up one of their great choke jobs.
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« Reply #85 on: May 23, 2010, 03:44:34 pm »
I'm tired of hearing about Lee's "good swings." Time to start putting a hurt on em Los
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« Reply #86 on: May 23, 2010, 03:45:48 pm »
Beaker, you're not a base stealer.
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« Reply #87 on: May 23, 2010, 03:47:48 pm »
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Yeah, it's creepy as hell.  And Dr. Brown is "retired" because he had his medical license revoked.

Wait, are you serious?   
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« Reply #88 on: May 23, 2010, 03:49:04 pm »
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Beaker, you're not a base stealer.

Wheeler's slow to the plate, Jaso double clutches and still throws Pence out by a mile.
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« Reply #89 on: May 23, 2010, 03:49:52 pm »
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Wait, are you serious?   

Yep.  I think it was for failing a drug test.  Or two or three.
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« Reply #90 on: May 23, 2010, 03:51:24 pm »
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Yep.  I think it was for failing a drug test.  Or two or three.

I gotta say, man, you just at the dude in that ad and you know he's done/doing/will do some seriously bad shit.
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« Reply #91 on: May 23, 2010, 03:52:08 pm »
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Yep.  I think it was for failing a drug test.  Or two or three.

There was a huge story with domestic abuse and drugs and guns. We were talking about it earlier this season and someone linked to the old news stories.
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« Reply #92 on: May 23, 2010, 03:53:31 pm »
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There was a huge story with domestic abuse and drugs and guns. We were talking about it earlier this season and someone linked to the old news stories.

Like I said, I have no idea who the guy is and I can tell from a 5 second TV spot that he's a psychopath.   
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« Reply #93 on: May 23, 2010, 03:54:09 pm »
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There was a huge story with domestic abuse and drugs and guns. We were talking about it earlier this season and someone linked to the old news stories.

Yeah, I remember it being a big story a few years ago.  He was on probation, and failed another drug test.  Oops...there goes his medical license.
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« Reply #94 on: May 23, 2010, 03:55:03 pm »
Maddon - "Just hit it to left."
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« Reply #95 on: May 23, 2010, 03:55:24 pm »
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Yeah, I remember it being a big story a few years ago.  He was on probation, and failed another drug test.  Oops...there goes his medical license.

Here it is.
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« Reply #96 on: May 23, 2010, 03:55:59 pm »
I'm not at a computer right now but Houston Press did a big article on him that you can pull up on google.  It's pretty sordid shit.
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« Reply #97 on: May 23, 2010, 03:57:21 pm »
Crap. Astros pull within a run and give it right back. The story of this game.
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Crap. Astros pull within a run and give it right back. The story of this game.

There still within a run on my TV.
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There still within a run on my TV.

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« Reply #100 on: May 23, 2010, 04:00:31 pm »
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« Reply #101 on: May 23, 2010, 04:01:42 pm »
In other news...this Oliva Connecticut Reserve is damn tasty with the Shiner 101.
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« Reply #102 on: May 23, 2010, 04:02:31 pm »
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« Reply #103 on: May 23, 2010, 04:02:54 pm »
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Ah shitfuck.

If you didn't like that, you may want to turn the TV off.
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If you didn't like that, you may want to turn the TV off.

Why?  Runners at the corner...time for a double play.
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« Reply #105 on: May 23, 2010, 04:04:43 pm »
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Here it is.

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« Reply #106 on: May 23, 2010, 04:05:20 pm »
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Why?  Runners at the corner...time for a double play.

Not this time.
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Why?  Runners at the corner...time for a double play. 2-run triple.
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« Reply #108 on: May 23, 2010, 04:06:12 pm »
Oh.  Now I see.  How the fuck does Pence let that ball get behind him?
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Oh.  Now I see.  How the fuck does Pence let that ball get behind him?

He's fast, but he's not as fast as he thinks he is or those angles would be better.
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He's fast, but he's not as fast as he thinks he is or those angles would be better.

Or he's just not as smart as he thinks he is.
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Or he's just not as smart as he thinks he is.

I wonder what his trig grades were. He obviously has some problems with angles.
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« Reply #112 on: May 23, 2010, 04:11:07 pm »
Grant Balfour is one of the greatest names in baseball history.
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« Reply #113 on: May 23, 2010, 04:11:47 pm »
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« Reply #114 on: May 23, 2010, 04:13:08 pm »
Crawford should be playing left for the good guys in front of the Crawford Boxes. Make this happen Mr. McLane.
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« Reply #115 on: May 23, 2010, 04:14:48 pm »
Manzella is toast.
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« Reply #116 on: May 23, 2010, 04:15:22 pm »
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Crawford should be playing left for the good guys in front of the Crawford Boxes. Make this happen Mr. McLane.

I'd love for Crawford to be playing for Houston, but he'd be wasted in LF.
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« Reply #117 on: May 23, 2010, 04:16:13 pm »
Quote from: Jose Cruz III on May 23, 2010, 04:14:48 pm
Manzella is toast.

He's actually been hitting a little better the last few games, but he looks overmatched so often in an AB it's hard to see progress.
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« Reply #118 on: May 23, 2010, 04:17:06 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on May 23, 2010, 04:15:22 pm
I'd love for Crawford to be playing for Houston, but he'd be wasted in LF.
Put him in right then. He would still get to a short popup behind the shortstop before Lee would.
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« Reply #119 on: May 23, 2010, 04:17:48 pm »
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He's actually been hitting a little better the last few games, but he looks overmatched so often in an AB it's hard to see progress.
Yeah he's been hitting better. I meant just in that at bat he was toast.
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« Reply #120 on: May 23, 2010, 04:18:56 pm »
Quote from: Jose Cruz III on May 23, 2010, 04:17:48 pm
Yeah he's been hitting better. I meant just in that at bat he was toast.

He's fooled at least once in every AB, it seems. And he looks very, very awkward when he's been fooled.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #121 on: May 23, 2010, 04:19:55 pm »
Nice play by Keppinger there.
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« Reply #122 on: May 23, 2010, 04:21:03 pm »
But slapdickery continues to abound.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #123 on: May 23, 2010, 04:22:47 pm »
Ya know, if they were to trade Oswalt and then clean house Lee could move to first. I don't think he is the athlete Bagwell was so I don't think he could move to 3rd.
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« Reply #124 on: May 23, 2010, 04:24:19 pm »
Man, this team is taking "playing fuckaround" to whole new depths.
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« Reply #125 on: May 23, 2010, 04:24:23 pm »
Ok, ball is dead.  Go ahead and put the next ball on the tee, coach.
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« Reply #126 on: May 23, 2010, 04:24:32 pm »
Good grief. And then the guy didn't score from 3rd.
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« Reply #127 on: May 23, 2010, 04:25:18 pm »
Our big hitters are coming up. I believe.
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« Reply #128 on: May 23, 2010, 04:25:42 pm »
At least there's no one around to see this shitfest.
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« Reply #129 on: May 23, 2010, 04:26:17 pm »
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« Reply #130 on: May 23, 2010, 04:26:41 pm »
Kepp, Michaels, Spaz and then Lee. We have a shot.
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« Reply #131 on: May 23, 2010, 04:27:44 pm »
Oops forgot Qintero and the pitchers spot.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #132 on: May 23, 2010, 04:28:03 pm »
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Kepp, Michaels, Spaz and then Lee. We have a shot.

Got Berkman on the bench too.
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« Reply #133 on: May 23, 2010, 04:28:14 pm »
Quote from: Jose Cruz III on May 23, 2010, 04:26:41 pm
Kepp, Michaels, Spaz and then Lee. We have a shot.

You must be watching TV with HH.

Q just doubled to lead off.
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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #134 on: May 23, 2010, 04:28:49 pm »
Humberto with a double. Woo hoo. Oh no he hurt himself.
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« Reply #135 on: May 23, 2010, 04:29:36 pm »
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Humberto with a double. Woo hoo. Oh no he hurt himself.

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Re: Rays @ Astros May 23, 2010
« Reply #136 on: May 23, 2010, 04:29:46 pm »
Who in the world is Oswaldo Navarro?
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« Reply #137 on: May 23, 2010, 04:29:50 pm »
That's a hell of a dick-duster on the Astros trainer there.
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That's a hell of a dick-duster on the Astros trainer there.

Always reminds me of Red Duke.
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« Reply #139 on: May 23, 2010, 04:31:04 pm »
Come on Oswaldo. Make Noe proud.
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« Reply #140 on: May 23, 2010, 04:31:13 pm »
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Who in the world is Oswaldo Navarro?

Came up from AAA when Kaz was released.
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« Reply #141 on: May 23, 2010, 04:31:54 pm »
Now our big hitters are up.
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« Reply #142 on: May 23, 2010, 04:32:23 pm »
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Came up from AAA when Kaz was released.
Then I like him.
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« Reply #143 on: May 23, 2010, 04:32:41 pm »
Berkman should pinch hit here.
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« Reply #144 on: May 23, 2010, 04:33:42 pm »
Base hit baby. Q stops because his tampon was coming out.
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« Reply #145 on: May 23, 2010, 04:33:56 pm »
Face of the Franchise up and the Rays are going to their closer.
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« Reply #146 on: May 23, 2010, 04:34:32 pm »
Soriano coming in for a cheap save. Make him pay Spazalistic.
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« Reply #147 on: May 23, 2010, 04:34:44 pm »
I would prefer a Goodson Honda infomercial.
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« Reply #148 on: May 23, 2010, 04:35:25 pm »
Well, not to Spaz making him pay, no. But I'd prefer an informercial to their normal :30 spots.
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« Reply #149 on: May 23, 2010, 04:35:45 pm »
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I would prefer a Goodson Honda infomercial.
I am watching it on the Tampa broadcast.
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« Reply #150 on: May 23, 2010, 04:36:16 pm »
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I am watching it on the Tampa broadcast.

Your mileage may vary.
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« Reply #151 on: May 23, 2010, 04:36:30 pm »
We are at the edge of your seat part of the game.
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« Reply #152 on: May 23, 2010, 04:37:04 pm »
Pence is hitting better since he grew the beard.
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« Reply #153 on: May 23, 2010, 04:37:23 pm »
Shitfuck.
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« Reply #154 on: May 23, 2010, 04:37:52 pm »
The pressure was too much for Spaztradomus.
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« Reply #155 on: May 23, 2010, 04:38:49 pm »
But the good news is that while Spazzie was popping up I became a Key Member of the Conspiracy, whatever that means.
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« Reply #156 on: May 23, 2010, 04:39:05 pm »
Brewers up next in this Death March.
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But the good news is that while Spazzie was popping up I became a Key Member of the Conspiracy, whatever that means.

A momentous occasion indeed. Congratulations!
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« Reply #158 on: May 23, 2010, 04:40:27 pm »
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« Reply #159 on: May 23, 2010, 04:58:35 pm »
Fuckshit. Day off tomorrow. Then the Brew Crew for three at their yard.
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Quote from: Alkie on May 23, 2010, 03:53:31 pm
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